This star is from the earth

After singing "Zhang San's Song", the number of people watching in the live broadcast room has reached 8.47 million.

There are not only fans of Zhang Yiman and Han Jue, but also quite a few passers-by.

Thanks to the charm of Teacher Zhang, the imaginary pair of [workplace couples] has always been popular with passers-by on the Internet. Normally, even if you don’t follow this couple, you can still see clips of their variety shows and dog food distribution on the homepage, and know that they are funny and that they are at the pinnacle of making dog food. Sometimes you can see them bringing their music works on the hot search list, which is very familiar, but not so familiar that they feel bored. So, after the fans rushed to tell each other, passers-by saw that the two of them were live broadcasting together suddenly, and they elegantly held the dog bowl, and came to join in the fun after hearing the news.

However, they escaped various fragments and various works, but they are destined to enter the pit today.

Once in, they really can't get out.

"Zhang San's Song" is nice.

The lyrics are simple, but they are immediately imprinted in the hearts of the listeners. After Han Jue finished singing, they were still humming the melody, took out their mobile phones, and searched for the songs that were destined to be unavailable.

Now it seems strange for netizens to praise Han Jue in front of Han Jue.

Just gag.

One person takes the lead, and everyone spoofs together.

What [Director Zhang and Director Han Jue's past and present life], what [Director Han Jue and Director Zhang's war over a woman] are exaggerated, especially exaggerated. Let the unknown [Ai Du] official account be a false alarm.

"You people, you have been thinking about making big news all day long! To tell you the truth, mosquitoes never bite me in summer, which shows that people with my blood type don't taste good at all. I advise you to be kind. .” Han Jue was struggling in the face of netizens’ comments that they didn’t think it was a big deal, and tried to persuade everyone to put down the butcher knife.

"Uncle, I think what everyone said is very good, why don't you take me on a trip next time~ don't bring Dad~" Zhang Yiman smiled and hugged the silly dog.

From Han Jue's point of view, this picture is just a silly girl hugging a silly dog, smiling silly and saying silly things.

"What I sang in my lyrics is [Forget the Pain, Forget the Sadness]," Han Jue looked at Zhang Yiman with disgust, "You are so happy, I won't take you there."

After hearing this, Zhang Yiman quickly made a sad expression.

"I'm not happy, I'm not happy," Zhang Yiman buried the lower half of his face behind Shagou's head, only showing a pair of pitiful eyes, "When I can't see you, I'm very unhappy."

Seeing this expression, netizens were filled with righteous indignation, saying that Han Jue is not a human being at all, and very kindly advised him to be a human being, otherwise they would come to the door to teach him how to be a human being.

Han Jue knew that there were no fans of him among the more than eight million people!

The number of people watching the live broadcast is still increasing, and there are new friends in the audience. They looked at everyone's strange comments, as if they were listening to a primary school Mathematical Olympiad class.

[Han Jue is a big pig's hoof! Although I don't know what Han Jue posted, but I will curse first. Did a class rep tell me what just happened? 】

[Ms. Han sang? ! Teacher Qiuqiu Han sing it again! 】

[Although I have listened to it once, it is not bad to listen to it again. 】

[It's really nice to hear. It's a pity that the friends who came later didn't hear it. 】

"Everyone, watch the replay when it's over, so I won't sing it a second time." Han Jue took a sip of water to moisten his throat.

"I'll sing, I'll sing!" Zhang Yiman volunteered, very positive.

As soon as Zhang Yiman was about to sing, the comment area was maxed out, accompanied by rewards.

"Are you still human? When I sang, I only gave a few rewards. Teacher Zhang didn't sing anything. The reward is twenty times that of mine?" Han Jue looked at the camera with an expression of disbelief. His eyes seemed to be looking through the screen, seeing the unscrupulous netizens behind the screen so ashamed to death.

[The light of the firefly dares to compete with the bright moon? 】

[Why is there a twenty-fold difference, don't you have any points in your heart? 】

【May I ask you are? ...]

"Hehe." Han Jue collapsed on the ground, leaning against the sofa, and stopped struggling.

When Zhang Yiman saw that Han Jue was being bullied miserably, he felt distressed. She complained to netizens: "Don't bully uncle."

When she said this, the rewards turned out to be more, and the gap suddenly widened to thirty times.

"It's okay, I'm fine, hehe, I'm really fine." Han Jue raised his head and started talking nonsense.

Zhang Yiman couldn't laugh or cry watching the rewarding animations that kept popping up.

Although she knew that this was a joke from the netizens, the joke faintly touched her deepest worry - if one day, when she was much more popular than Han Jue, the netizens would still support them as they are now. together?

Zhang Yiman took a love class. When collecting information and consulting literature, he saw relevant analysis. He said that if celebrities become lovers, if their popularity or status cannot be matched, then this relationship will be difficult to be optimistic about. Moreover, the party with lower popularity is often more vulnerable to cyber violence.

At the same time, the public opinion caused by the disparity in popularity can easily put pressure on the party with low popularity, thus affecting the relationship.

Zhang Yiman doesn't want this.

"Uncle, don't be sad!" Zhang Yiman put down the stupid dog, glanced at the camera as if in a demonstration, then moved to Han Jue's side, showing a beautiful smile, and said crisply, "I will charge you !~”

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Han Jue to reply badly, he stuck it to Han Jue's arms in front of nearly ten million people.

With his eyes closed, his face was full of happiness.

She wants to tell everyone that if she really likes someone, let alone a few cows, even if there are tens of millions of people, she will not be able to pull her back.

And she wanted to tell those female artists who coveted her uncle that she would not easily let other women take advantage of her. whee.

Netizens saw that Zhang Yiman abandoned them and ran to [recharge] Han Jue instead, all of them were about to break down:

【Charge? ! ! Why charge! ! ! 】

【No! Teacher Zhang! No! ! ! 】

[This is not true! This bsh # ]

Han Jue was suddenly hugged by Zhang Yiman, and his heart skipped a beat, secretly thinking that he was careless again.

[He exposed his defenseless heart to the silly girl again. 】

But Han Jue didn't panic, he was very calm.

"What's the matter? Did they bully you?" Han Jue patted Zhang Yiman on the head, and threw the blame to the sand sculpture netizens.

Zhang Yiman was also very cooperative, and gave an aggrieved "hmm", then laughed and adjusted her little head, finding a more comfortable position on Han Jue's chest.

Han Jue grinned at the camera, and said in a tone of hatred: "You can't do this. Teacher Zhang and I are live broadcasting for the first time. Everyone can bully me. You can come to me for anything, but, How can you bully Teacher Zhang?"

Those who responded to Han Jue's words were explosively "OK, then bully you." ], [Hehehehe, I have been waiting for this sentence for a long time. 】

Netizens laughed back angrily, gearing up and staring at him, showing no intention of being polite to Han Jue.

[You don’t know, there are usually only two things that are popular in the live broadcasting world: dancing and blackmailing. Which way are you going? 】

Seeing this relatively normal problem, Han Jue said to the camera: "Of course, I will take whichever way is the way to survive."

And when Han Jue said this, he was still held by Zhang Yiman [charging]. It became obvious that everyone had no intention of preparing a way for him to survive.

[Mr. Han, I'm your fan, can I ask you a question? ] There is a person who claims to be a fan of Han Jue, who suddenly attracts Han Jue's attention.

"Yes," Han Jue agreed, "I finally saw my fans. I don't usually interact with you much, and opportunities are rare. If you have any questions, please ask."

The comment area was swiped all of a sudden.

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