This star is from the earth

Zhang Yiman rubbed his aching shoulder and walked downstairs angrily, making loud noises with every step, as if venting his anger.

Han Jue followed Zhang Yiman while wearing his coat.

"Should it hurt?" Han Jue looked at Zhang Yiman's shoulder.

"It doesn't hurt!" Zhang Yiman quickly put down his hand, turned his head and glared at Han Jue.

Han Jue was stared at very wrongly.

"You said you, why did you suddenly bump into the wall?" Han Jue couldn't understand the silly girl's behavior when she was upstairs.

Five minutes ago, after deciding to go out on a date, he took out his wallet from his coat to see if the money in the wallet was enough for the date. When he turned around to ask Silly Girl something, he found that she had disappeared at some point. Just when she was in doubt, there was a [咚] sound behind her - Sha Niu is indeed a Sha Niu, and she didn't know what Sha Niu was thinking, so she slammed into the wall. The strength was so strong that he felt pain when he heard it.

Like a performance artist.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Zhang Yiman covered his ears with his hands when he heard Han Jue's question, and ran downstairs crazily, jumping up and down the steps.

"Be careful."

"Ahhh!"

Han Jue's good words and persuasion were drowned in a sound of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Where Han Jue couldn't see, Zhang Yiman rubbed his shoulders, feeling extremely pitiful.

I don't know what's going on today, and nothing goes well.

First, the date was short for two hours, and then I wanted to [charge] to add a kiss but failed, and then I wanted to throw myself on Han Jue's back to force a kiss, but when Han Jue turned around, she rushed over. Hit the wall. If she hadn't developed motor nerves, she would have hit her in the face.

"It's so annoying!" Zhang Yiman complained to Sister Qin.

"Hmm." Sister Qin responded perfunctorily. Just now she witnessed everything that happened upstairs from behind the monitor screen, so of course she knew what the silly girl was trying to do by rushing towards Han Jue with a smirk. If it wasn't for the fact that the silly girl might be injured, otherwise two palms would be indispensable.

Although Sister Qin felt that this silly girl was too stupid, she still had to care as she should.

After Sister Qin pulled Zhang Yiman into the nanny's car, she drew the curtains and closed the door, let Zhang Yiman take off half of her clothes, and exposed her shoulders.

Sister Qin asked, "How is it? Does it hurt?"

"It hurts a bit." Zhang Yiman shrugged his shoulders and told the truth.

Sister Qin looked at the place where she was hit, and pinched it again. Knowing that the problem was not serious, she patted Zhang Yiman on the shoulder and drove Zhang Yiman off: "I probably won't die, let's continue recording!"

When Zhang Yiman got out of the nanny's car, Han Jue was already ready and waiting.

Seeing Han Jue standing in front of him who didn't know what happened just now, Zhang Yiman finally decided that the adults should not forget the villain's mistakes, cheer up, regroup, and make persistent efforts. It's only one o'clock now, and there is still a long, long time for her to find a chance to kiss.

However, there should be some punishment.

There are fans on the Internet who have taught Zhang Yiman that if Han Jue does something wrong, just give him a cold shoulder. Because proper push and pull in the relationship can prevent the other party from being too arrogant and maintain a sense of crisis at all times.

[Leave uncle five... no, ten minutes! ] Zhang Yiman wrinkled his nose and made up his mind. Then he walked slowly towards Han Jue, thinking about how much to raise his chin when he snorted later.

"Come and have a look," Han Jue beckoned to Zhang Yiman, "I have prepared a mask, and we will go shopping with the mask later."

"Where is where? What mask?" Zhang Yiman's eyes lit up, and he immediately ran towards Han Jue.

Han Jue took out two masks from behind and unfolded them, one with a white horse head and the other with a brown horse head.

They have very cartoony eyes, open mouths, and extremely glazed expressions.

These two masks are Han Jue's alternative masks for participating in "Extreme Man" last time. In addition to the masks of "Alien", Han Jue also made the doll masks and pig face masks in "Saw", "V" and "Scream"...but those masks are suitable for collection. Suitable for taking out.

The mask and headgear of "Horse Man" is one of the few suitable for taking out.

Today, Zhang Yiman's upper body is covered with a white sweater loosely wrapped around his shoulders, and the two sleeves are tied in a knot in front of his chest. Inside is a beige long sleeve. With red shawl and long hair, it looks very good. Even if Zhang Yiman is not a star, walking on the street like this can still attract frequent attention, not to mention that she is already a famous star.

Han Jue didn't want to be surrounded by too many fans when he was dating and shopping, which would affect the dating experience, and would also interfere with traffic order and burden the street director, so he came up with the idea of ​​wearing a hood to go shopping.

"Choose one." After Han Jue showed Zhang Yiman the masks and headgears, she asked her to choose first.

"What movie is this from? Or a cartoon?" Zhang Yiman carefully chose the white one.

"Neither, I dreamed it in a dream." Han Jue said, and put the brown one on his head.

"How is it?" Han Jueweng asked angrily.

"It looks so silly!" Zhang Yiman smiled and stretched out his fingers, poking into the nostrils of Han Juema's head.

"It hurts!" Han Jue pretended to be in pain and avoided shaking his head.

Zhang Yiman liked this kind of silly things the most, so he smiled and immediately put the white horse head on his head. From afar, Sister Qin held her forehead and shook her head slowly.

After laughing at each other, Han Jue and Zhang Yiman got into the car of the program team and went to the nearby pedestrian street to start dating.

The pedestrian street they were going to was in the university town, and the people who came and went were all young people, so the prices of the products were naturally not that expensive.

After arriving at the destination, Han Jue looked at the bustling vendors, and said to Zhang Yiman very boldly: "I will buy you whatever you like!"

However, Zhang Yiman didn't respond to this sentence, only smiled and took Han Jue's hand, and ran into the crowd excitedly.

The cameraman opened the way for Han Jue and the others. Han Jue and Zhang Yiman looked at the road through the horse's mouth and nostrils. If they walked slowly, they would not bump into people or fall.

The appearance of Han Jue and the two attracted frequent glances from passers-by, but no one recognized them, it was just that some strange program group was filming strange people. After looking at it for a while, he walked away, no one followed or surrounded him.

Seeing that the mask worked, Han Jue was very satisfied.

Zhang Yiman held Han Jue's arm tightly and was very satisfied walking in the crowd.

When the stars get the brilliance of all the attention, they also lose the leisure of traveling quietly with their lovers. Zhang Yiman also knows that there are gains and losses, but she still regrets it. Almost became a heart disease. So much so that her dream date does not require extravagant high-profile, nor surprise romance, she just wants to be like ordinary people, walking beside her lover and enjoying.

Now, the date of the dream seems to be coming true.

Only one thing is missing.

Zhang Yiman knew what was missing, so she suddenly felt that the mask and headgear were in the way, and it was not convenient for her to kiss.

[Just take it as practice, there is still a chance later! ] Zhang Yiman thought that the headgear would not be taken off for a while, so she occasionally turned her head sideways while walking, and aimed her horse's mouth at Han Jue's. In the eyes of others, it is just two horses kissing, which is very funny.

"What are you doing?" Han Jue asked.

"I'm looking around." Zhang Yiman replied in this way.

"It's good to look around." Han Jue stuffed the mineral water bottle into the mouth of Zhang Yiman's hooded horse.

Zhang Yiman yelled【I can't see! ], and then promised that she would be honest.

Since Kiss could no longer practice, Zhang Yiman began to concentrate on shopping.

Zhang Yiman's family conditions are excellent, a piece of clothing is an ordinary person's salary for a month or a few months, it seems that shopping should only be in the luxury area, but when she is shopping here, the average price does not exceed 100 yuan When it comes to small items, the joy is unaffected.

Han Jue was dragged around cooperatively throughout the whole process, and accompanied him in the selection process.

"Uncle, look at this cup, it's so cute! Shall we buy it?" Zhang Yiman pointed to a pair of red and green polka-dot couple cups, which he liked very much.

"This, this! Don't look at the ordinary clothes, there are actually hidden secrets! Look, if we each wear one and stand together, the two dogs on the clothes will be kissing! Hahahaha~" Zhang Yiman pointed at the couple-style short sleeves, jumping up and down excitedly.

"Blindfolds! Do you have one? Oh, uncle, your blindfolds are so wretched!..."

"Mobile phone case! Uncle, don't you have a mobile phone case yet? No, it can't be forgotten! A mobile phone without a mobile phone case is incomplete..."

"Socks! Seven pairs per person, wear them in turn from Monday to Sunday. If one day doesn't match my socks, uncle, you will die..."

"Scarf! Oh, the scarf is still early..."

"..."

Zhang Yiman was very excited when he saw couple items, and bought a lot of couple items. As big as clothes, as small as keychains. It seems that every place that can be seen on Han Jue's body should be marked with the label of "the name of the grass has its owner", so that other women can give up their thoughts and retreat in spite of difficulties.

Looking at the full harvest, Zhang Yiman only felt that his happiness was about to explode.

These things didn't cost much, but Zhang Yiman hugged them tightly like the most precious treasure.

"Hey hey hey~" Zhang Yiman leaned on Han Jue's body and smirked.

There it was, her dream date.

Han Jue could feel the heartfelt happiness of the silly girl around him almost without asking. Although he is not interested in the so-called [couple models], but silly girls like it, so he won't resist.

When it got dark, the shopping activities had to stop.

Of course, Zhang Yiman still had more to say, but at night, the sight of wearing a hood became more and more limited, and at the same time, the smell of street food became stronger and stronger.

Han Jue and Zhang Yiman were always greedy when they smelled the smell while shopping, but because they had to wear hoods to move around, they couldn't eat while shopping, so they had to endure it.

Now it's time for dinner, Han Jue said hello to the staff of the program team, and took Zhang Yiman into the restaurant arranged by the program team.

Han Jue and the others were placed in a corner on the second floor. The size of the restaurant is not too large, so the program team simply took over the entire second floor. Now the diners are only Han Jue and Zhang Yiman, and Han Jue and Zhang Yiman can finally take off their hoods.

Zhang Yiman looked around and found that it was a restaurant with a very young style, because all around them were messages written on the walls by boys, girls and young people. The walls were a little higher, and there were several ropes. There are group photos of the lovers, and the creed of wishing for a long time.

It's not the first time Zhang Yiman has seen this kind of thing. He often saw it when he was in junior high school. At that time, he was so envious that he didn't want to watch it. But she wasn't afraid this time.

"Uncle Uncle~" Zhang Yiman clasped his hands in front of his chest, in a gesture of begging, looking at Han Jue for a while, and looking at the wall for a while.

"Why? Some people say bad things about you?" Han Jue was drinking water, recovering the energy he spent shopping.

【idiot! Big wood! ] Zhang Yiman cursed in his heart.

"Come here, let's take a photo together." Zhang Yiman could only speak clearly, pouted and patted the seat next to him, telling Han Jue to come over quickly.

"Oh." Han Jue stood up.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Yiman thought of something, picked up the bag on the ground, and said, "Let's wear the things we just bought before taking pictures."

Then Zhang Yiman put on a couple hat, a couple clothes, and a couple cup...

"Uncle, take a picture for me first, and I'll post it on Weibo." Zhang Yiman was in a great mood, and couldn't wait to show it to fans.

Han Jue took Zhang Yiman's mobile phone and took a photo of Zhang Yiman [Kaka].

Zhang Yiman sculpted several poses in a row, wondering if the overflowing happiness in the photos would hurt the single fans?

"How is it?" Zhang Yiman asked.

"Not bad, not bad." Han Jue looked at the phone screen and nodded frequently, his expression seemed quite satisfied.

"Hey~" Zhang Yiman was happy, and felt that it was very rare for the uncle's iron tree to bloom, and it was worthwhile that she carefully selected these things for a long time.

"Let me take a look~" Zhang Yiman took the phone over and looked at it. After looking at a few photos, he felt that someone had hit the back of his head with a heavy stick.

"This... this..." Zhang Yiman flicked through the photo album, not knowing what to say.

It turned out that Han Jue was holding her mobile phone [咔咔咚] and pressing it happily just now, but she didn't take a single picture of her, but took selfies with the front camera.

"How?" Han Jue asked Zhang Yiman this time.

Zhang Yiman stared at her beautiful eyes, stood up and hit Han Jue hard. But the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be stopped.

Han Jue took a few good photos of Zhang Yiman, and Zhang Yiman was satisfied. Of course, she kept Han Jue's previous selfies and did not delete them.

Zhang Yiman uploaded a single photo, and then planned to let Han Jue sit next to her to take some group photos.

However, at this time, Han Jue turned his head and saw the TV on the second floor of the restaurant, which was playing the latest issue of "Love Signal".

At this time, the amateurs inside are dating in the restaurant, and the atmosphere is very good, just like Han Jue and Zhang Yiman at that time.

"Hey, look, isn't this the show we met before? You asked me last month if I've watched it," Han Jue suddenly remembered that he had met this show group in a restaurant. Sha Niu and Lin Qin together, "Has our clip been broadcast?"

Zhang Yiman's mood at this time was like a student who was caught cheating in an exam, his blood seemed to flow backwards, and his hands and feet were suddenly cold.

[It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over...] Zhang Yiman didn't know why she felt this way, but her instinct told her—to prevent Weng Nanxi from appearing at this time, and then prevent the uncle from paying attention to this program, and then Prevent the uncle from knowing that she had a confrontation with Weng Nanxi on the show.

Before she finished recording "Love Signal", she was very worried that Han Jue would see that episode, but later when she was on the phone with Han Jue tremblingly, she tried it out, but she didn't get any feedback, so she breathed a sigh of relief, guess Han Jue probably doesn't surf the Internet very much, and hasn't watched this show.

At that time, Zhang Yiman was very grateful that Han Jue didn't like surfing the Internet.

Now, Zhang Yiman didn't expect that such an uneasy factor would suddenly appear on her happiest day.

[What show is not good, but this one! ! ! ] Zhang Yiman felt the malice of the world.

Facing Han Jue's question, Zhang Yiman stammered: "Ah... Uncle, you don't watch this show, do you?"

Han Jue turned his head to stare at the TV and shook his head: "Yes, I haven't watched it. I just remember that you said you liked it very much."

"Ah... yes," Zhang Yiman frantically scanned the TV, "If you don't like watching it, let's not watch it. Let's go on a date first... This TV seems to be a bit loud. Hahaha, I'll go off."

After Zhang Yiman finished speaking, he stood up, restrained his haste, and walked to the edge of the TV to turn it off.

But she groped all around the TV, and couldn't find where the power supply was.

【Hurry up, hurry up... where to turn it off...】

Zhang Yiman turned her back to Han Jue, she was so anxious that she almost burst into tears.

Finally, before Zhang Yiman decided to unplug the power, he touched a round button.

[Great...] Zhang Yiman listened to the voice coming from the TV next to his ear, and judged that it was an amateur date. She couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and was about to press the button.

But at this moment, the screen on the screen changed and switched to the studio of "Love Signal". Weng Nanxi appeared on the screen, holding the pen in her hand, tapping on the table. His gaze drooped slightly, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he said:

【interesting. 】

"Crack."

The TV screen was black.

The restaurant is very quiet.

Zhang Yiman stood up straight, took a few steps back, did not turn around, but just stared at the TV screen with his lips pursed.

Through the screen, she was looking at Han Jue behind her.