This star just wants to learn

"artificial, artificial."

"pessimistic, pessimistic..."

Pu Tong memorized English words and glanced at the classroom door from time to time.

In fact, there are many ways to memorize English words, and a search on the Internet reveals different opinions. Some people read silently, some copy them, and some use the association method...

In what age is it still traditional to memorize words?

Just like when he saw Xie Mu reciting words a few days ago: after folding the paper, he wrote the word and the definition at the same time, then looked at the word and thought of the definition, and looked at the definition and thought of the word. It seems quite similar to that.

It feels like a method taught to him by someone who knows how to learn...

However, there are no good or bad learning methods. The one that suits you is the best. Pu Tong still prefers to memorize words regularly.

Not long after, a familiar figure slowly entered the classroom, and Pu Tong also withdrew his gaze.

She is coming.

"Morning!"

"Morning!" Yu Wanwan responded and sat down quietly without making any unnecessary movements.

She sat quietly in a daze, her eyes a little wandering, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Wanwan, your hair is not tied up properly!" Lin Yuxi turned around and pointed at the back of her head.

Only then did Pu Tong notice that Yu Wanwan's braid was a little crooked...

"Oh." The girl was unmoved, looking indifferent.

"You today..."

"The agent is not here, so I was too lazy, so I just combed my hair." Yu Wanwan lay on the table and rubbed his head forward, as if "please help me."

"If you can't reach it, ask your deskmate to help!"

"Tch..." Yu Wanwan snorted disdainfully, "I would rather believe that pigs can climb trees."

Pu Tong said he really doesn’t know how to do this...

In his previous life, he was an orphan, dead at home, a good-for-nothing social loser, who rarely even had basic social interactions, so how could he tie a girl's hair.

"Well, let me do it!" Iori Yukino raised her hands and turned around, looking eager to try.

"I really want to give Dan Wan a bun, and a high ponytail would be good too!"

"Why don't you try a one-sided ponytail? If it hangs to one side, it will look more like a wife." Lin Yuxi interjected.

What kind of dangerous hairstyle is this?

If you put it in a Japanese manga, I'm afraid it wouldn't last more than three episodes.

"Hmm." Yu Wanwan shook his head, looking casual.

"Then I'll do whatever I want!"

Pu Tong looked at the girl who was quietly lying on the table letting Sakura tie her hair, and felt that something was wrong with her today.

Since she didn't have the tools at hand, Iori Yukino just tied up Yu Wanwan's hair and didn't do any "artistic processing".

"Wanwan, you..."

"It's time to endorse, endorse!" Yu Wanwan couldn't help but take out a book from his desk pocket and flipped through the middle.

There is no goal, no plan, the main thing is just a random trick.

Lin Yuxi and Iori Yukino turned to look at Pu Tong angrily.

"It's none of my business..."

Pu Tong is not a fool. From Yu Wanwan's various absent-minded behaviors today, he probably made an inference.

She must be visiting relatives today...

So what can I do, just make her drink more hot water.

As for the words in Mary Sue's novels about "asking for warmth and adding clothes, ginger and brown sugar to protect the body", he really couldn't say it.

But as a deskmate, normal concern should also be necessary.

"Um……"

Yu Wanwan heard the sound and looked over in confusion. She wanted to hear what this guy would say.

"Well...drink more hot water!"

Only with this sentence can you retreat, attack, advance or defend.

"Okay, thank you." Yu Wanwan nodded knowingly.

"Don't you think I'm perfunctory?"

"Why? Wouldn't it be helpful to drink more hot water?"

Yeah, doesn’t it work?

I don’t know when it started. The innocent straight man became a derogatory term and was given the title of low emotional intelligence.

When a girl catches a cold, Nuan Nan replies: Infect it to me. Although I can't help you relieve your pain, I hope to feel the same with you.

It sounds nice, but in fact it is of no use at all. It is not as effective as a straight man saying to drink more hot water.

Although what girls care about is not whether drinking more hot water is useful, but that the man responds to any discomfort of the woman with this sentence, making the woman feel not taken seriously.

There is nothing wrong with drinking more hot water. What is wrong is the way of expression. If you express your concern enough, drinking more hot water is the most heartwarming thing to say.

For someone like Pu Tong, taking the initiative to greet her is already a sign of concern...

Due to physical reasons, Yu Wanwan was in poor condition and could not memorize much during the whole morning self-study.

Although she didn't have the kind of body that would be particularly painful, it was definitely uncomfortable. She could sit still and shed some cold sweat, but if she tried to move around, she couldn't exert any strength at all and would fall down at the slightest touch.

A girl who doesn’t feel too uncomfortable during her menstrual period must have saved the galaxy in her previous life!

"are you OK……"

"It's okay." Yu Wanwan's face looked a little ugly, and his fair skin looked a little miserable.

"It's really not easy for girls!" Pu Tong said with emotion.

"No, although it's hard now, and although being a girl does have a lot of troubles, I never feel bad because I'm a girl." She chuckled, "Although many girls are shouting , 'I will never be a girl in my next life', but I will still be happy because I am a girl."

There seemed to be a sudden feeling of discomfort, and the girl bared her teeth and stopped making any sound.

"I am a girl……"

Yu Wanwan turned his head, which was resting on his arm, and looked at Pu Tong who suddenly spoke in surprise.

"I am a girl, a girl who loves to cry. I am a girl, a strange girl. I am a girl, but you don't understand girls..."

Pu Tong sang a few words softly and scratched his head a little embarrassedly.

He only remembers these few sentences...

The song "I'm a Girl" was popular in the streets when he was a child, but few people mentioned it later. It can be said to be the memory of a generation.

He even remembered that the little boy around him liked singing this very much when he was a child... Now that he thinks about it, it's quite fun.

Don’t underestimate boys’ hobby of listening to music!

You never know what is playing in the headphones of those men with serious faces and indifferent expressions...

"It's a very lively song. You are indeed quite talented!" Yu Wanwan showed a strange smile.

The song is very nice, but it’s a bit eye-catching for a man like him to sing this kind of song...

"I really can't sing this song anymore. If you want to hear it, I can sing something of the same type!"

Just kidding, he used to have the ending song of Balala Little Demon Fairy and the theme song of Sweetheart Princess in his playlist!

"So awesome."

In fact, she knew that Pu Tong was really making her happy.

Yu Wanwan pursed his dry lips, "Let's do it next time. It's too noisy. I want to be quiet. Tell me a story!"

"It's like telling a story to Yukino..."

To be honest, she was a little jealous when she saw Pu Tong telling stories to Iori Yukino.

"That's it." Pu Tong paused, "Then wait for me for a while!"

Then Yu Wanwan saw Pu Tong running out with his cup.

Do you want her to drink more hot water? But shouldn't he help her get water?

How strange!

"I'm a girl, a girl who likes to cry..." Yu Wanwan was half-lying on the table, reciting this song and feeling a little funny.

I always feel like it’s not like he can write a song with his personality...

Not long after, Pu Tong came back with a cup and silently placed it beside her table.

"I have hot water!"

"But your cup is a thermos cup and it's not hot to the touch. Mine is a plastic cup. You can hold it to warm your belly..." Pu Tong muttered while twisting the cup lid tightly.

"Thank you!" This made Yu Wanwan a little surprised, and even gave him an inexplicable feeling of happiness.

"Be careful of the burn, just pull the rope."

"Oh, okay!" Yu Wanwan took the cup and carefully placed it next to his stomach. She felt the warmth coming from her clothes and felt a little more comfortable.

"What kind of story do you want to hear..."

"Something warmer!"

"Then let's talk about the little match girl...or the story of Cinderella."

The little match girl knows warmth.

"Once upon a time, there was a girl named Cinderella. Her mother died of illness. Her stepmother came to her home with her two daughters. The stepmother and her two sisters were very bad. They bullied her and laughed at her. She works as a maid..."

The girl rested her arms on her arms and turned her head to listen to Pu Tong whispering stories.

My belly is warm, and so is my heart.

(To clarify, I am not a straight man who only talks about drinking more hot water! I will leave it here to keep the word count down.)

Don't drink cold drinks and don't eat ice cream. Don't eat apples, watermelons, persimmons, and lemons. If you want to drink lemonade, squeeze a few drops into warm water. Use Sophie's small wings, which have a complete range. If you don't have them, use the seven-dimensional one. It's not suitable for side leakage. Don't buy 240mm. It's easy to leak, so don't buy one with a diameter above 300mm because it's not that comfortable to use. A 270mm one is just right. In the evening, peel and slice the ginger into about half of your thumb. Remove the kernels from five red dates and cut them in half. Cut the two ingredients into two meals. Boil your hands and put them in the water. If it feels slightly hot, add the ginger slices. After the water boils, pour it in. Add brown sugar, stir slowly, when there is a slightly sweet smell, reduce the heat to low, add red dates and cook for 21 to 25 minutes. Have one meal at night and one in the morning, don't cook it again. After drinking, you can use a baby warmer to apply it, not for too long. If you feel the temperature is too high, take it out immediately. If you don’t have a baby warmer, a hot water bottle will do. If you don’t have either, just rub your hands together and put it on your stomach. Don’t wear clothes that expose your belly button, don’t wear high heels, don’t wear jeans, and take plenty of rest. Don't stay up late, I only know so much as a grown man.