This Star Wants To Retire

"Scared to death! Scared to death!" Ma Dalong only finished listening to section A, and his whole memory began to surge.

Foreigners who learn China are proud of being able to speak tongue twisters very smoothly.

This thing is too verbal, and Ma Dalong began to doubt: "Rap, are you sure it was started by us?"

If rhyming in rap is hard enough, tongue twisters, which challenge your tongue, are twice as difficult!

"[The change from level to level, level to level, level to level.]"

Ma Dalong was listening to the song while looking at the lyrics.

He was sure that he knew all these words.

That's right, this foreigner even knows the narrow characters "Zi", and he can be regarded as a full-level Chinese player.

However, he couldn't understand what it meant.

“[What a smart Chinese, what a beautiful Chinese language.]”

Oh, my god! Why did they still sing my heart out?

When he heard this sentence, he actually agreed in his heart.

Ma Dalong really likes Chinese, and his favorite is ancient poetry.

After coming to Huaxia, he became more and more aware of the profoundness of Chinese culture, and felt that it could bring him an unparalleled shock in all aspects.

For example - food.

He comes from the country of dark cooking, but he can't figure out why there are people who know how to eat so well?

It seems that anything can be turned into delicious food by the hands of Chinese people.

When he went to visit the museum, he was also surprised by the cultural relics inside. He didn't expect the ancients in China to have such wisdom.

Not to mention his favorite poems, I feel that the taste in them cannot be described by modern poems in their country.

The better his Chinese, the more he understands Huaxia, the more intoxicated and awed he is by it.

Therefore, when he often sees some Chinese people belittling their national culture on the Internet, a series of question marks usually pop up in his mind.

"What are you doing!?" He couldn't figure it out.

As a foreigner, he is very proud because he has been nurtured.

You look down on it instead.

He has already figured out how to write a music review.

"No! I'm not writing music reviews anymore," he thought to himself.

Ma Dalong decided that he wanted to record a video.

He wants to challenge the tongue twisters in it and learn the singing of Aurora Girl.

"It's Dongfang rap!" Ma Dalong thought.

All afternoon, the blond and blue-eyed international friend looped the song on a single, and then started practicing with the first tongue twister.

There are some passages that he is listening to for the first time, and some passages that he practiced for a short time when he was learning Chinese, so he is very familiar with them.

The strange thing is that even after playing the single all afternoon, he didn't get tired of listening to it.

It can only be said that the composition and arrangement are equally strong.

He is interested in words, which is a natural interest.

But composing and arranging are the biggest boosts for him to listen to it persistently.

The composer and arranger of this song is Zheng Nan.

There was a season of arrangement work in "Singer", and he was basically responsible for it.

Ma Dalong looked at the few lines in the lyrics, the name Luo Mo in the lyrics can be said to be a flash in the screen.

【Lyricist: Luo Mo】.

【Composer: Luo Mo】.

[Composer: Luo Mo].

[Producer: Luo Mo].

[Remixer: Luo Mo].

[Harmony compilation: Luo Mo].

[Compilation of string music: Luo Mo].

The long list is full of this name!

"This man's song, others can't earn a dime from him, right?" Ma Dalong thought in his heart.

He didn't know whether it was a flash of inspiration, or an evil thought, and suddenly came up with a bad idea.

He opened his group chat in the educational institution, which is full of foreign teachers.

He directly shared the song with the group.

Oh, my friend, recall a wave of fear once dominated by tongue twisters!

This kind of behavior is very similar to the kind of person who, after reading Zhiyu Wen, desperately shared it with his friends, saying it was a healing text.

He also looked like the kind of bastard who was scared by the video, so he had to scare more people to help him regain his soul.

Ma Dalong shared it when he shared it, and he also gave Aite all the 13 people in the group. Since he is not the group owner, he does not have the function of [@everyone] in the WeChat group, but he is not too hardworking.

A few minutes later, he received a series of unified replies, which were short for cursing phrases.

He Dalong: "WTF!"

Hou Tianlei: "WTF!"

Zhong Dalong: "WTF!"

Yes, there are three big dragons in a group of only 14 people.

When these foreigners were learning Chinese, they were all asked to practice tongue twisters by their Chinese teachers.

It feels like this group of teachers just vented their resentment when they were learning English on them.

Tongue twisters are too verbal, and it burns your mouth when you read them.

Seeing that they reacted so fiercely, Ma Dalong made a voice showing off his learning achievements.

"[The elder brother and the younger brother sit in front of the slope, a goose sits on the slope, and there is a river at the bottom of the slope.

The elder brother said, a wide river, and the younger brother said, a white goose.

The goose has to cross the river, the river has to...%\u0026amp;amp;***%##%]”

He sang to the end, and he no longer knew what he was singing.

A black friend in the group showed his big white teeth when he heard this voice.

"Rap! It's up to us!" He instantly became interested, ready to practice hard and slap Ma Dalong in the face.

Hip-hop culture, that is our forte.

Coincidentally, it's not just these foreigners in China who are learning this song.

Many foreigners also joined in spontaneously.

Then, overnight, it went viral!

The most important thing is that if they post these on the Internet, they will be popular.

Someone will praise them.

People live for what?

Of course it's for pretense!

Whether it's vanity, or bloggers' attention, in short, there has been a wave of excitement on all major platforms.

This made Xin Yu and the marketing team of Luo Mo Studio stunned.

"Why, it's hot before we even make a move?" They suddenly felt that they were dispensable people in the company.

On Monday afternoon and evening, the song "Love Love Love" still topped the list for the time being.

But on Tuesday, the situation changed because of the appearance of a video.

On a certain short video platform, a video called "Mysterious Power from the East" has over a million likes.

In the video, an old foreign man with white hair and green eyes, wearing a black cloak and holding a chopstick in his hand, chanted a spell in a mysterious and cool manner in the darkness.

“[There was a child named Xiao Du who went to the street to fight vinegar and buy cloth.

I bought cloth, made vinegar, and looked back to see the eagle catching the rabbit.

Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar, and go to chase the eagle and the rabbit.

Flying an eagle, #%*@#%]”

Although after reading it, he also started to talk nonsense, but the victory is - confidence!

In the end, he waved his magic wand (disposable chopsticks), a flaming flame rose in the darkness, and then turned into three large characters—"Chinese"!

In just a few hours, the number of likes exceeded one million, and in one afternoon, the number of likes for the short video reached nearly 3 million!

As for the number of views and shares, it is equally astonishing!

And the short video platform has a characteristic, that is, once a video becomes popular, thousands of people will imitate it, and then form a style, a trend.

It's soon joined by leggy blond babes.

It was soon joined by babes from fighting nations who could transform cartoon characters on short sleeves.

It was soon joined by rapper-like black men wearing sunglasses and big gold chains.

This made "Chinese Language" instantly detonate the entire network.

A line of lyrics in this song also made it to the top of Weibo's most searched list that day.

Because the structure and meaning of this song are here, Weibo doesn't mind vigorously promoting it.

“[The whole world is learning Chinese]!”

In fact, this is indeed the case in this world. With the improvement of national power and international status, more and more foreigners are learning Chinese.

In fact, the most domineering lyrics of the whole song is the last paragraph.

“[The whole world is speaking Chinese,

Let the world listen carefully to what we say. 】”

It's hard to imagine that this song was released in 2007, and it seemed to be on the 2008 Spring Festival Gala.

Back then, we had the self-confidence of such a nation, why should we not be confident now?

Many domestic music talents have also begun to learn to cover this song.

But because the difficulty is too high, so that the video is divided into two types.

One is a funny video, and the other is a show-off video.

Either way, the heat is not low.

This mode of hip-hop tongue twisters is regarded as another great innovation of Luo Mo.

The most frightening thing is that it seems that there is a faint tendency to go abroad.

It's just that Luo Mo is not very clear about how far it will develop.

Foreign markets are also temporarily out of his consideration.

……..

……..

At 7 o'clock in the evening, the new song charts and soaring charts of major music platforms are updated again.

With the support of huge popularity and traffic, "Chinese Language" directly overtook "Ai Ai Ai" in the double list and reached the top of the double list!

The women's team actually beat the queen!

In fact, this song is not just about pineapples.

Ever since Luo Mo was dubbed "Pingxi King" by netizens, there has been a lot of scolding in the hip-hop circle.

Many people who used to be underground, they are the masters who even the dead will use to play tricks, who dare not scold them?

The explosion of "Nocturne" made them even more jealous.

It can be said that in the variety show "The King of Hip Hop", the popularity of the most popular songs is far from that of "Nocturne".

This makes this group of guys who may not have a few English words and have not read a book for a few years, keep chanting: ""Nocturne" is not rap at all!"

"We're playing the West Coast!"

Many netizens were upset when they heard it.

After the appearance of this hip-hop tongue twister in "Chinese Language", it directly ignited the emotions of netizens.

"What's that thing you're playing called?"

"Drag a few English words and forcefully add them in, will it be advanced?"

"I don't think rap can't be popular in China, music has no borders, but don't be too obsessed with foreigners, okay?"

"King Pingxi is worthy of being King Pingxi!"

This song, the hip-hop circle listens to me on my knees!