This Star Wants To Retire

A person is so powerful that people think he is a reborn person, which shows how talented he is.

On Earth, similar discussions have also appeared.

Not to mention among the ancients, the most famous one must be Wang Mang, many people say he is suspected of being a time traveler.

As for the modern entertainment industry, Li Zongsheng and Jay Chou are the most talked about.

The former praised whoever was popular, and the former scumbag suddenly changed his body. Not to mention his awesome song writing, he also has a good eye for people.

The latter, that is because a new era has been created.

In Blue Star, after "Charlotte Annoyance" was released, the discussion about Luo Mo never stopped.

As for himself, during this period of time, apart from writing the script and working on some new projects, the rest of his time was spent on the post-production of "The Wandering Earth".

"Wu Shuang" written for the Hua family group can be regarded as Luo Mo's attempt at the Cantonese market.

If it goes well, he will consider going off the stage himself and making some masterpieces.

This script is actually very suitable for the Hua family group.

On Earth, the road to filming "Wu Shuang" was bumpy.

In 2008, there was an outline.

In 11 years, the script was not finished.

Then I found that it was useless to write.

The whole process of making counterfeit banknotes was put on the bright side, and it took 3 years to get a permit to shoot.

After getting the permit to shoot, I found that it was useless.

The investment in this film is relatively large, the subject matter is sensitive, and the risk is very high. The bigwigs are unwilling to invest.

I have to say that Zhuang Wenqiang is quite stubborn in some respects.

In this case, he also refused to delete the content and remove some high-cost scenes. No matter how much the [producer] persuaded him, he would not compromise.

In this way, another 3 years passed.

Well, the real version of three years and three years........

In 2017, this project, which had been conceived in 11 years, was officially launched.

In fact, before starting up, I also encountered trouble.

That is - casting!

What Zhuang Wenqiang found at first was Guo Tianwang.

Although Guo Tianwang read the script six times before he realized that each leading actor played two roles, he was still attracted by the script and agreed immediately.

But after he agreed to play the male lead, a big trouble arose instead.

In the movie, [painter] Li Fusheng, who can you cast?

This character must crush the character of the hero Li Wen in all aspects every time he appears in the plot of the movie.

Must have a strong aura!

In the end, Guo Tianwang thought of a person - Fa Ge!

So, here comes the problem.

In fact, Brother Fa is already in a semi-retired state. The probability of encountering him when you go hiking is probably higher than the probability of seeing him on TV.

Zhuang Wenqiang immediately said that he was unable to find Fat Gor, he didn't know where to travel or climb mountains, right?

In the end, Guo Tianwang contacted Fa Ge through his agent.

In Blue Star, Luo Mo and the big guys on Hong Kong Island didn't have much contact.

This is not a question of finding suitable actors, but a tortuous process, which will be very troublesome and a waste of time.

But the Hua family group is different.

He himself is a veteran Hong Kong star, and he is also the president of the [Hong Kong Island Film Workers Association].

Some jobs are done by him, which is a perfect fit.

Luo Mo needs him to open the way, and he needs Luo Mo's creation.

In fact, it can be regarded as a win-win situation.

……..

……..

The hot August is coming to an end.

Next, if there is no accident, it will be September, which does not mean to cool down at all.

On August 26, the cumulative box office of "Charlotte Annoyance" has reached 2.913 billion.

In today's era, it's a bit scary for a comedy to win such a terrifying box office.

What's even more outrageous is that Liu Gongming, the sixth senior brother, got an extra honor.

——The newcomer starred in a movie for the first time, the first person in the box office!

That's right, looking at the entire Chinese entertainment circle of Blue Star, there is no new film actor who won such a high box office as the leading male or female leading role for the first time.

Of course, in this regard, Sixth Senior Brother should thank Junior Brother well.

Luo Mo's Lu Yiyi in "I'm Not the God of Medicine" is the second male lead.

This incident caused another sensation in the circle and on the Internet.

Some of the previous black drafts have also become very ridiculous.

You are all questioning Liu Gongming, but in the end his comedy effect is full, and the box office is about to exceed 3 billion.

For example, although Xu Wei played Yuan Hua as the male second, but because this role is so popular and portrayed too prominently, his popularity has also skyrocketed.

If he walked around the street now, there would definitely be more people calling him Yuan Hua than Xu Wei.

As for the song "One Cut Plum", Luo Mo told Xu Wei before it appeared on the Spring Festival Gala that it was tailor-made for his performance of Yuan Hua.

At this moment, it is really completely bound together.

Xu Wei is now participating in a variety show to promote "Charlotte Annoyance". He doesn't have to do anything. He just needs to stand there and add a section of "One Cut Plum", and everyone will laugh out loud.

Tong Shudu jokingly said on Weibo that this song doesn't belong to him anymore, it belongs to Xu Wei.

After the Spring Festival Gala, "One Cut Plum" has become popular.

And with the release of "Charlotte Annoyance", "Yijianmei" stayed on the hot song list for nearly a month, and became even more popular.

In fact, many people in China don't know yet, this song... has already become popular abroad!

Finland, capital Helsinki.

Blue Star Huaxia's well-known UP owner [Grand Dog] got off the plane.

When he was in "Sword of Immortal Sword", because he was abused by Luo Mo's drama, he threatened to look like a dog again, and then became a big hit on the Internet.

Who would have thought that this fierce warrior who dared to bark like a dog was really a rich second generation as the rumors said.

Therefore, he did not need to stay in a hotel when he came to Finland.

There is a house at home!

After getting in the car at the airport, Brother Gou planned to take a nap.

But when the song in the car automatically played the next one, he suddenly opened his eyes and almost jumped up.

"Fuck! "One Cut Plum"?" He couldn't help shouting wildly in his heart.

Brother Gou looked at the driver suspiciously and confirmed that he was a crooked nut.

But soon, Brother Gou was relieved.

"Song, it's normal to have some foreign audiences."

"Don't we also listen to English songs, Korean songs, and Japanese songs?" He said in his heart.

He glanced at the driver out of the corner of his eye, wondering why his expression was so sad?

It's as if the song hits a spot in his depression.

In China, everyone laughed when they heard "One Cut Plum".

"Oh, suddenly I stopped crying." Brother Gou couldn't laugh or cry.

He was about to fall asleep just now, and a prelude flashed through a lot of classic scenes from movies in his mind, and he almost said: "Yuan Hua, don't call me in the future, I'm afraid Charlotte might misunderstand .”

Since he didn't go to bed, and the journey still had 20 minutes to go, he was idle, so he wanted to go to foreign song websites to see the Finn's evaluation of "Yijianmei".

He must not understand the comment area, but he can translate it!

Then, he was completely dumbfounded.

"On [Spotify]'s [Finnish list], "Yijianmei" actually ranks second?" Brother Gou was completely confused.

"The Norwegian chart, the Swedish chart, and the New Zealand chart... are all in the top three!"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"Unprecedented!"

Brother Gou has not heard of any Chinese songs that have made it to the charts in many Nordic countries with such a posture.

At first, he thought it was Luo Mo Studio's ambition to open up overseas markets, so he spent money on the list.

As a result, no matter how he searched, he couldn't find it.

"No publicity, no promotion, no chart hits, and it's a purely Chinese song, so it's in the top three in many countries!?" Brother Gou suddenly felt his scalp go numb.

Then, he realized belatedly: "So, I heard this song in the car, it's not a small probability event, it's because he really exploded in Finland?"

All this made him feel incredible.

Immediately afterwards, he realized: "As a UP master, this material is here!"

He felt that he had to figure out the cause and effect! Find out why this song became popular overseas, and then make a video!

And the speed must be fast!

Although "Charlotte Annoyance" is also postponed for one month [key], the box office increase in the first month of release is definitely much higher than that in the second month.

"Maybe I can still help Luo Mo!" Brother Gou thought to himself.

He was quite tired after getting off the plane, but he stayed up all night as a result.

Fortunately, everything was not in vain. Not only did he figure out the cause and effect, but the video was almost ready.

It turned out that it was a funny-looking Internet celebrity from Northern Europe who stood in the snow and sang in broken Chinese: "Snowflakes are fluttering, and the north wind is rustling."

It's hilarious and brainwashing.

But everyone didn't know what he was humming at first.

It's just a simple feeling of sand sculpture.

Then, a lot of crooked nuts became curious, what is he humming?

After searching for it, I found this song "Yijianmei".

Through translation, after understanding the meaning of the lyrics, the crooked nuts... were astonished!

Fuck, it feels so good to write!

But in fact, they couldn't understand the artistic conception inside.

For example, what does [Plum Blossom] represent.

So, they think they understand it, but they don't understand it all.

But, I don't care!

It goes straight to my spiritual world!

And why did it become popular in the Nordic countries first?

The reason is very simple, it always snows here...

Good guy, isn't this sense of substitution just here.

However, Brother Gou gradually discovered that these crooked nuts seem to have misunderstood the song "Yijianmei" a bit...too much?

Here, the decadent culture is quite popular.

"But this song actually has nothing to do with decadence!" Brother Gou was speechless.

He searched for some short videos on the Internet, and was almost made to laugh at these crooked nuts.

Wearing masks of pain, all of them were depressed to the extreme, and sang there: "Snowflakes are fluttering, and the north wind is rustling."

"It's not like this for us Huaxia. Everyone will only think of Tong Shu's stunning Spring Festival Gala stage, and Yuan Hua in "Charlotte's Annoyance." Brother Gou smiled.

He went to the comment section of the song, and after using a translator to translate the comments into Chinese, he almost burst out laughing.

When Brother Gou recorded the video, he read the comments while laughing.

"The feeling of this song is like three o'clock in the morning...Puff! Drink...Puff! Take a sip of cold water! Hahahahaha!"

"This comment has over 4,000 likes."

"Also, there are actually people who say this song is suitable for playing at the end of the world, hahahaha."

"This comment has more than 3,000 likes."

Fortunately, this is Blue Star. If it were on Earth, wouldn't it be Thanos in "Avengers" who snapped his fingers and put it away... "One Cut Plum"?

Later, Brother Gou is no longer limited to searching for materials on music platforms and short video platforms.

Because he is very suspicious, he may have become popular, and even become a popular meme here.

If you don’t search, you don’t know. If you search, you will be shocked!

Sure enough, everything is as Gouge expected!

The accompanying text of many emoticons are: [XUE HUA PIAO PIAO, BEI FENG XIAO XIAO].

Its status in the Nordic emoji world may be better understood by people on earth, which is almost comparable to the sentence: "The world is not worth it."

Brother Gou searched the back and felt that the Nordic netizens are also quite talented.

After the lyrics became popular, the context has become more diverse.

Context 1: 【Express despair】.

This is easy to understand.

The emoticons that accompany this sentence are also the kind of ice cream that I just bought, and I haven't even eaten a bite, and it falls on the ground, or it's green or something.

Of course, there are also many people who suffer from wan yiyun, and when it is late at night, they will be depressed in various ways.

Context 2: [expressing disdain].

If someone complains to you, you should reply: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO, BEI FENG XIAO XIAO."

Brother Gou also wonders about the brain circuits of the Nordic people, but this is how many people use them.

It's a bit like our... [That's it]?

Context Three: 【Universal Reply】.

When you don't know what to answer, let's snowflake fluttering and it's over!

There are still a lot of messy usage contexts, and Brother Gou has also sorted them out.

"So, the capital of Northern Europe has been transformed into Yuanhua?" Brother Gou had this thought in his mind.

It's just that we all laugh at Yuan Hua, but you all think you are Yuan Hua?

The only thing he regrets now is that when he took the car at the airport, he didn't record the driver playing "Yijianmei".

At that time, I didn't expect to make a video about this matter.

After finishing the video thoroughly, Brother Gou watched it three times.

Then he realized: "I'm here for vacation, not for work!"

As soon as he thought about it, [Snowflakes fluttered, the north wind rustled] suddenly appeared in his mind.

"It's over! I'm infected!"

He watched the video again to make sure there was nothing wrong.

However, it is still too early to upload, and he has to post the video according to domestic time.

Brother Gou, like some people, belongs to the category of people who might be sleepy at first, but they don’t feel sleepy anymore after waking up, and they are still full of energy.

This kind of condition of the liver emperor is especially like the flashback before death.

"Wouldn't it be better to play a game while you're so energetic now?"

Brother Gou chose the European server and competed with Wai Guoren.

During the hero selection stage, he heard a human voice coming from the computer.

There are two foreign teammates who drive the microphone.

The final result is that the lineup chosen by the opposite side is very restrained.

"This is not easy to play, the lineup is restrained." Brother Gou said in his heart.

Then, he heard one of the crooked nuts who opened the microphone suddenly howl like ghosts and wolves.

"Snow—Flowers Piaopiao!"

Sing without saying anything!

What's even more outrageous is that another Wai Guoren teammate who opened the mic immediately joined the chorus: "North Wind Xiao Xiao——!"

Dog brother:".……."

Crazy, the world must be crazy.

In the end, the game was lost.

But Brother Gou wasn't annoyed at all, instead he felt very happy.

He even deliberately sold a few waves of his teammates, and played in a few waves of groups, and he also acted there.

——An old actor.

Brother Gou didn't intentionally disgust foreign netizens, but simply thought that after losing, would the two big brothers who opened the mic sing "Yijianmei" again?

Brother Gou can have any bad thoughts, he just wants to listen to music.

The result - the singing sound is as you wish!

"No, I have to add this personal experience to the video!"

Brother Gou didn't sleep again, and then exploded.

After everything was done, he saw that the domestic time was about the same, so he decisively posted the video on Xiaopozhan and Weibo at the same time.

(ps: Joking is not nonsense, "Yijianmei" will become so popular abroad in 2020, please ask for a monthly ticket.

At the request of the editor, continue [Update Notice]: This chapter will be updated at 17:07 on August 16, and the next chapter is expected before 8:00 tomorrow night. )