This Text Adventure Game is Totally Poisonous

"Woo..."

It wasn't just the goblin girl who was jealous, the little spider acted like a spoiled child so unscrupulously that the two-headed dragon behind him couldn't help but growl threateningly and spit out hot air from his nose.

"hiss……"

The little spider was not afraid either, and its fluff burst out, and it screamed back towards the head of the giant dragon above its head.

The size of the two pets is like a pebble placed in front of the hill, they are not at the same level at all, but the little spider shows no sign of being at a disadvantage in terms of momentum. After all, they are both level 30 monsters. Who is more noble than the other?

"These two little guys are still so difficult to deal with after four thousand years." Linglong shook her head helplessly, and went to hug the little spider.

Mu You also stroked the scales of the two-headed dragon a few times, indicating that the rain and dew were evenly applied, which made the two-headed dragon more balanced. The two pets looked away from each other and stopped staring at each other.

"When I was young, I liked watching them fight for favor, but not anymore. Now that they fight, they can tear down my city in less than an hour, and they can't be stopped..." Linglong laughed at herself. .

At this moment, behind Mu You, the old Gargamel walked out tremblingly, and asked Linglong hesitantly, "That... Teacher... is he... okay?"

"Gege sauce?"

Linglong glanced at Gargamel, looked at his old face and carefully grasping the hem of his clothes when he spoke, and couldn't help feeling sorry for her: "That dead face is really cruel..."

"Don't worry, your teacher is very good, and he seems to have prepared a gift for you." Linglong said.

"Gift?"

Gargamel was taken aback for a moment, but she didn't feel pleasantly surprised. Instead, she felt a little ashamed, because she had already given away the gift the teacher gave her last time. If the teacher knew about it, what would she think of her...

"Don't worry, this time is a real gift, you will like it." Linglong smiled and said something inexplicable at this time.

Before Gargamel could realize what this meant, there was a sudden sound of chaotic footsteps in the distance.

Two teams of fully armed female soldiers and several goblins rushed over quickly and surrounded them. After the weapons in their hands shook for a while, they all pointed at Mu You and the two-headed dragon vigilantly.

"It came so fast..."

Linglong sighed, and waved her hands around: "Okay, put down your weapons, these are distinguished guests from afar, and they will follow me back to the palace."

A group of soldiers were a little shocked when they heard Linglong's order. They looked at each other with hesitation, and did not put down their weapons.

"My lord, but he is a man!" The leading female officer looked at Linglong in puzzlement, "Didn't you say that no man should be allowed to enter the Rose City? This is the purpose of the establishment of the Rose Kingdom, and it must not be violated." !"

"That's the purpose."

Linglong walked up to Mu You, and pointed at him with her palm: "But this one, who told you that he belongs to a man?"

"ah?"

Everyone was at a loss when they heard the words.

Mu You also looked at Linglong with a puzzled expression, wondering what she was going to do.

"Could it be that he was disguised by a woman? A woman disguised as a man?" The officer asked, looking at Mu You.

"That's not..."

"Then he is?"

"He is a fool just like me!" Linglong said with a serious expression, "And the gender of a fool cannot be defined!"

"In our fool's world, there is an iron rule, that is, never judge a person's gender by appearance. Because we don't have only two genders, men and women, there are various additional genders such as gunships, Wal-Mart shopping bags, etc. !"

"And he is one of the 'other' 98 officially recognized genders except men and women! Therefore, although he looks like a man, he is not a man, and he is not excluded from Rose City! Do you understand?"

After Linglong finished speaking in an unquestionable tone, a group of women opposite looked at each other.

They obviously don't understand such a profound philosophical content, but many people still think of the Fool's ability to change form. In this way, the Fool seen on the surface cannot be considered to be the appearance and gender of the Fool himself.

Thinking of this, coupled with Her Majesty's unequivocal tone, everyone believed a little, looked at each other, and hesitated to give way.

"Very well, let's go."

Linglong smiled in satisfaction and led the way.

A few black lines flashed across the corners of Mu You's eyebrows, but at this time he still didn't refute anything, and silently followed Linglong into the city, all the way to the so-called 'imperial palace'.

The queen's palace is really luxurious enough, covering an area of ​​hundreds of acres, with various castles and western-style buildings, gardens and rockeries, and it is said that there is a special back garden and swimming pool at the rear.

After entering the palace, Fuya and the others were sent by Linglong to visit the back garden.

Linglong and Muyou stayed behind with a tacit understanding, and entered a certain front hall.

After Linglong retired a few maids, only Mu You and Linglong were left in the hall.

"Okay, now it's time to talk about what happened in the past four thousand years." Mu You looked at Linglong and his face became serious.

"Oh, it's been four thousand years, but it's so fast..."

Linglong sighed with emotion at first, then raised her head to look at Mu You, and said with a smile: "So, the main body, are you ready for the baptism of four thousand years of memory?"

Mu You's expression was strange, and he nodded quickly, and stretched out his hand to her: "Come on."

"as you wish……"

Linglong smiled, approached Muyou, her figure disappeared automatically, and merged into his body.

The moment Linglong disappeared, a huge memory flooded into Mu You's mind.

When the contract with the fairy girl was deepened before, he also saw the life experience of the fairy girl for thousands of years, but it was completely different from the memory in front of him.

The life of a goblin girl seems long, but it is actually quite monotonous. Most of her memories are simple and boring repetitions, so she digests them quickly. However, Linglong's memories are more complicated. Mu You can never guess what she is going to do in the next moment. , and there are a lot of indescribable pictures in the memory, which is really 'exciting'.

Even though Mu You was well prepared, it took half an hour to barely digest her memory.

When Mu You opened his eyes again, Linglong had already reappeared beside him, looking at him with a smile: "How about the main body, do you understand the current situation?"

Mu You looked at her with a strange expression: "Your life is too rotten..."

After reading her memories, Mu You realized that this guy actually formed a 'harem' in this imperial palace, and his daily hobby was to collect and appreciate beauties and beautiful fairies all over the country...

"Don't worry about these details, besides, this should be the memory you need, isn't it? I was 'forced' to do this for your benefit..." Linglong spread her hands.

Mu You rolled his eyes upon hearing this.

However, I have to admit that after Linglong's memory was synchronized, the Demon God's Bone, which had been restless in her body, immediately calmed down a lot.

Among the seven deadly sins represented by the divine bones, the parts that belong to 'lust' and 'gluttony' have been completely digested, and even the task has been overfulfilled.

Of course, excluding these unserious memories, Mu You has also quickly sorted out the development of Bitter Garden over the past four thousand years from those intermittent normal memories.

Four thousand years ago, after the clones lost contact with him, they immediately began to try to investigate and take over the control of Bitter Garden.

The herbal picker cheated Olmedo into the blueprint of Sky City through some unfriendly methods, got in touch with the fool outside, and exchanged for the fractal device and archiver.

One hundred and eighty years after Mu You left, Bitter Garden ushered in a catastrophe.

The three avatars, Gargametina and the others all hid at the bottom of the dark cave and survived the catastrophe. After all the reshuffles in the astral world were completed, they touched the archiver one after another to restore their memories.

Fortunately, Gu Snake did not take advantage of their short memory loss time to escape, and was still sealed at the bottom of the dark cave.

Moreover, I don't know if it was the impact of the refreshment of the astral world, but the bitter mother tree on the surface also experienced a short-term recovery, and a new batch of fairies, including a newborn royal fairy!

The three of them survived the Disaster Era without any injuries, and landed in the new star spirit world. Moreover, the population of the goblin race showed signs of recovery, and everything was developing in a good direction.

The three thought that the biggest problem had been solved, but soon they discovered something was wrong.

Among the batch of newborn elves, someone actually tried to sneak into the dark cave and liberate the snake.

The three of them immediately realized that the recovery of the mother tree back then might be a conspiracy by a snake. It did not take advantage of the short interval of the catastrophe period to escape, but injected a will into these fairies fruits. As long as these fairies are still alive Near Sky City, it will be controlled by it and used by it.

After discovering this, the herb picker meant to kill all the newborn elves immediately to avoid future troubles, but the person who was beaten up firmly opposed it, because every elf was born at the cost of the loss of the snake's power. There are a lot of goblins in this group, and they have taken away a considerable part of the snake's power. If they are killed, this part of the power will be recovered by the snake, and the snake will become more difficult to control.

Moreover, in order to match the future they know, so as not to mutate in some strange direction in the future, these fairies must also be alive.

After some quarreling, the herb collector finally compromised.

The three erased the memories of these goblins, drove them all out of Sky City, and cut them off completely.

At the same time, he controlled the Bitter Garden and escaped into an independent hermit space, leaving only Gargamel outside, controlling the entrance of the hermit space.

This is why Bitter Garden still stays in the hermit space. Once born, the goblins who were exiled at the beginning may be controlled by Gu Snake again, so they will try their best to come back to help Gu Snake out of trouble.

After escaping to the hidden world, the three avatars set out to rule the goblin clan for more convenience.

In the hundreds of years after the Catastrophe, Linglong established the Principality of Rose, and the herbal collectors took over the work that should have belonged to the watchman. One person played two roles, playing the roles of saint and devil at the same time, and established the Kingdom of Radiance. cities and disasters.

As for why the three countries became seriously hostile afterwards? This is not a conflict between the avatars, but the result of their deliberate instigation.

One of the serious drawbacks of the Sky City Shenyin is that the work of casting god statues will naturally disappear due to the separation from communication with other races.

Coupled with the news of the withering of the bitter mother tree, it was learned that the entire group had lost the ability to produce blood, which immediately plunged the goblins into the largest downturn in history.

The goblins are in a daze all day long, unable to find the meaning of life, and feeling desperate. A large number of goblins linger on the edge of weirdness for a long time.

Moreover, I don't know if it's because the sealed gun is too loose, but the power of the snake is emitted, and it gradually begins to affect the weirdness of the outside world.

From a certain day, the weirdness suddenly began to slaughter the goblins, creating more weirdness. And the number of goblins is directly related to Gu Snake's seal. Once the number of goblins falls below a certain limit and Gu Snake recovers enough strength, it will completely escape.

Under such external and internal troubles, the entire Bitter Garden was once on the verge of collapse.

In order to ensure the survival and stability of the elves, the three avatars discussed urgently and finally chose a more extreme method: war!

The reason why the goblins collapsed on a large scale was because they had lost hope and lost the meaning of existence, and war and faith were the two behaviors that were most likely to give meaning to survival.

So by gathering believers, the avatars quickly established three kingdoms, established the iron law of 'the weirdness must be eliminated immediately', and quickly culled all the weirdness in the bitter garden.

After that, it began to secretly instigate the confrontation between the three countries, and through continuous wars, the goblins in their own country were united in a single hatred, thus stabilizing the meaning of the goblins' survival.

In the following thousands of years, whenever there was a period of peace, when countries relaxed internally and the goblins began to fall into a daze again, the herb pickers and Linglong would find various reasons to launch a wave of war to re-stabilize the goblins. their will.

Of course, sacrifices are unavoidable in war, but most of the sacrifices on the battlefield are human beings, and human beings have a chance to be resurrected, so even though they have been fighting and killing for so many years, the actual number of sacrifices is not very serious, and the fairies are even more astonishing. The survival rate has been preserved, except for some goblins that disappear naturally every year, very few goblins die on the battlefield.

Now that four thousand years have passed, the proportion of goblins in the Bitter Garden who survived has reached about 70%!

Under the premise that no new population is born, this is already a miraculous number!

Straightening out the four thousand years of history, Mu You couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

It turned out that the reason for the confrontation between the Three Kingdoms turned out to be this...

The avatar he guessed at the beginning wanted to leave him and stand on his own mountain, it was really superfluous.

The avatars never betrayed. Although the methods were bloody, they did use their own methods to silently delay the destruction of the Astral World for four thousand years. There is nothing to criticize on this point.

"Where's the herb picker? What's he doing in the dark cave?" Mu You suddenly looked at Linglong and asked.

In Linglong's memory, except for the first few hundred years, the herb pickers were active outside. After the two countries were established, they began to enter and exit the dark cave frequently, and each time they stayed in it longer and longer.

"I don't know..."

Linglong spread her hands: "You are not here, the three of us have no chance to synchronize our memories. Except for occasional contact, we usually take care of our own affairs. Anyway, there are daily life tasks, and there is no need to help each other with life. Sometimes we haven’t seen each other for decades.”

"Besides, that dead man's personality became more and more withdrawn as time went by, and he rarely talked to the two of us about him. When we met, it was basically me who talked to the watchman. After he listened silently, he would directly When I left, I never asked for any help, I just hid in the dark cave and hurried around, I don't know what I have been busy with." Linglong frowned and complained.