This Text Adventure Game is Totally Poisonous

The northern suburbs of K City.

This place was originally a barren mountain, but it was plowed by natural disasters during the tsunami some time ago, and it became even more desolate, and there was not a single person within a few miles.

But at this moment, there are a large number of soldiers hoarding in this barren mountain that should be inaccessible.

Hundreds of soldiers with guns and live ammunition gathered somewhere on the mountainside, each and every one of them seemed to be facing an enemy.

Inside, there was a sound of quarreling.

"So, we are really our own people, sir! Please let us go..."

Surrounded by the crowd were three people, two men and one woman. The one who spoke just now was the tallest of the three, but in this hot summer, he was wearing an exaggerated scarf and two scarves on his face. With dark circles under his eyes and a fierce face, he looked very difficult to mess with.

As for the other two, one is a young boy with an immature face, who has been silent since he appeared, standing with his arms folded on his chest, like a stone Buddha. The other woman was holding a piece of foxtail in her hand, sitting on the bluestone behind, yawning boredly, she didn't look threatening.

But even so, no one dared to underestimate them.

Because these three people are all epic masters above level 20!

You must know that such a level of character does not exceed three digits in the entire human race, and each of them is a famous master!

However, the three people in front of them are not compatible with any of these masters. In addition, the three of them climbed out of the mysterious well mouth they were in charge of guarding. This well mouth is said to be directly connected to the protoss. Realm, which makes everyone have to wonder, are the three spies smuggled in from the Astral Realm?

"Excuse me, do you have any identity certificates from any earth country?" the leading soldier suddenly asked.

"No."

"Is there a fool character in the game?"

"Er, no."

"..."

The soldier didn't ask any more questions, but the indifferent eyes said everything: Who would believe someone who doesn't even have the role of a fool if he insists that he is from Earth?

"No, think about it, if we were from the Star Spirit Realm, could we speak such fluent Chinese? Shall I give you some more dialects to prove my pure blood?" The watchman spread his hands helplessly.

A group of people looked at each other in dismay when they heard the words, because the second half of the sentence was spoken in the local dialect of K City, at least these local soldiers didn't detect any flaws, if they were really spies, they were too professional.

"Sorry, three, what is your responsibility, please understand. Before you find evidence that can prove your identity, I am sorry that I cannot let the three leave." The leading officer said indifferently.

"All right, all right, anyway, our 'boss' will be here soon..." The watchman had no choice but to give up struggling.

The three of them were naturally Mu You's three avatars. After settling things in the Astral Realm, they rushed to Fu Ya's hometown without stopping, preparing to return to Earth from the well.

But they didn't expect that the wellhead here was already under the control of the military, causing them to be besieged here as soon as they came here.

Fortunately, they had already informed Mu You before they came back, and the ontology should come over to check immediately when they found out that they hadn't returned for a long time.

At this time, a female soldier came over with a pen and paper in hand, placed a table and chair not far away, sat down in front of the table, and looked at the three of them.

"Sorry, three, if possible, please do a simple information registration first." The female soldier said cautiously.

"Okay!" The watchman actively cooperated, but the two behind were indifferent.

"Name."

"Oh, my name is No. 1." The watchman smiled, then heard no movement behind him, and pointed to the two silent people behind him: "This is No. 2, and this is Linglong."

The female soldier's expression became strange, but she did not ask any further questions and registered truthfully.

"age."

"We are all 4,000 years old... Well, if you don't believe me, then just think we are all 27 years old." The watchman finally told the age of the main body.

"I'm eighteen..." Linglong who was behind her silently added.

The female officer still recorded truthfully.

"Where are the three native places? Who are their parents?"

"My hometown is City K. As for my parents... ouch, you've got me stuck."

The watchman scratched his head, then looked back at the herbal picker and Linglong: "Humans are born by fucking people, demons are born by fucking demons, who are we born?"

"..." Both of them stared at him speechlessly.

"Okay, just say a few words."

Seeing that the guard still wanted to speak, Linglong hurriedly interrupted, and then looked at the female officer not far away: "Beauty, don't ask, my Boss will be here soon, you can ask him when the time comes."

When Linglong spoke, she gave the female soldier a wink. The female soldier shuddered suddenly, for some reason, just looking at it made her hairs stand on end, and her whole body shivered for no reason.

The female soldier couldn't tell what it was that made her shudder, so she hurriedly put away the pen and paper, and left the scene in a hurry.

The place fell silent.

All the sergeants around him also breathed a sigh of relief. This guy, who looked the most vicious, was unexpectedly... talkative. He hadn't stopped talking since he appeared, causing headaches.

It remained silent for an hour or so, when suddenly there was a commotion from the surrounding crowd.

An exclamation came in from the outside to the inside: Captain Ghost is here!

"It's mine."

On the periphery, Mu Youchao nodded to the officer headed, and took the form in his hand: "I'm sorry to cause you trouble, just leave these three guys to me, and I will be in charge of controlling them."

As Mu You spoke, he looked at the mouth of the well not far ahead, which had been surrounded by layers of barriers.

He didn't expect that the wellhead here had been discovered by the military and had been controlled. But judging from their appearance, they probably don't know where the mouth of the corresponding well in the Astral World is, otherwise they must have controlled both sides long ago.

Naturally, Mu You will not reveal anything in this regard, after all, the opposite is Fu Ya's ancestral house, it is best not to let outsiders know, otherwise there will be no peace in the future.

"It's really yours..."

The officer was very shocked. The three of them had always said that someone would come to pick them up, but no one thought that the person who would come to pick them up would be Captain Ghost?

Although he was very curious about the relationship between the three of them and the ghost captain, the soldier was sensible and didn't ask any more questions at the moment. It was no longer his turn to ask people of this level.

After Mu You signed some routine documents such as a letter of guarantee, the officer released him happily. Three epic-level masters appeared suddenly, and their identities could not be found out. Anyone who changed them would be under great pressure. Now that such a big man can come and take them away, he can only wish for them.

"It's been four thousand years, and I'm finally back home!"

Half an hour later, the watchman looked at the familiar environment of the pet shop, filled with emotion, and then went straight to blow the air under the air conditioner: "Sure enough, modern life is comfortable, Miss Tina, Xiao Ba, have you seen it? The air conditioner you mentioned..."

In the scarf of the beating man, a crimson goblin carefully poked its head out, looked around vigilantly, and after confirming that there were no outsiders around, it was relieved, slowly crawled out of the scarf, and floated gracefully On the watchman's shoulder, he looked at everything around him curiously.

After a few days of rush repairs, the water and electricity on the street near the pet shop has now been restored, and Mu You has moved back. It is inconvenient to live at Lin Xue's side all the time.

Of course, it is only able to accommodate people. At present, most of K City is still in the reconstruction stage, and it is impossible to resume business in a short time.

Mianmian and Coke also chose to come back with him.

"Muyou, who is it? It's so noisy..." Mianmian in her pajamas appeared at the door of the bedroom on the second floor.

The little girl was sleeping peacefully, but was awakened by the movement of several people. At this time, she hugged the pillow and walked down the stairs sleepily, rubbing her eyes and yawning all the way.

In the end, before she woke up, she felt a gust of fragrant wind rushing towards her face, and then she was hugged by a figure, and her small face was also held up by two hands, constantly kneading.

"Mianmianjiang, my little cutie, my sister misses you so much..."

The little girl was attacked suddenly, she woke up immediately, and instinctively wanted to struggle to escape, but no matter how hard she tried, the people behind her were like a soft sponge, they could always wrap her up, and there was no way out .

Mian Mian can only let her pink face be kneaded like dough, and her limbs are swaying meaninglessly, but it doesn't help, she can only look at Mu You for help.

"Meow?"

On the other side, Coke also came out to watch the situation after hearing the movement.

"Coke! Long time no see!"

The watchman rushed to Coke's side, and stroked its fur familiarly.

Coke immediately looked at Da Watchman suspiciously, and said to himself, who are you, we know each other very well?

Coke stared carefully at the watchman's face for a few moments. The appearance was a little familiar, but the smell was unfamiliar.

Fortunately, Coke's adaptability is strong enough. After feeling that the other party's action of stroking the cat was not malicious, he went to the ground naturally and began to snore with his belly exposed.

"Muyou...save...me..." At this time, the little girl was still begging aggrievedly under Linglong's ravages, her eyes were covered with mist, and she was on the verge of bursting into tears.

Mu You had no choice but to stop her: "Okay, let her go. Let's deal with business first."

Linglong reluctantly let go after hearing this.

The little girl managed to escape from the clutches of her clutches, and didn't dare to stay for a moment. She hurriedly ran back to the room on the second floor, skilfully got under the bed, shrank in a corner and began to shiver.

Downstairs, Mu You gave each of the three a mobile phone and asked them to try to register the game first.

The three of them theoretically also belong to the blood of the Fool, but after all, they are clones separated from him. It is hard to say whether they can register with a separate account of the Fool.

The three of them also knew what Mu You meant, so they tried it immediately, and they all registered successfully.

"I can log in to the game! Great, now I have money to spend!"

Linglong's eyes lit up as she looked at the initial interface of the game that had successfully logged in.

Being able to log in to the game means that she can register for the forum, and with the forum, her lifespan can be converted into currency at any time, so she no longer has to worry about money!

"Pudding, egg tarts, milkshakes...here I come!" Linglong cheered and was about to go out to eat.

"My Lady Queen! Have you forgotten our agreement?" At this moment, a green goblin flew out from the tip of her hair, looking at her seriously.

Linglong froze in place immediately, turned her head and looked at the goblin behind her with a dry smile, suddenly clasped her hands together, and begged with tears in her eyes: "Please, Yili-chan, I have been holding back for four thousand years, just let me indulge once, just this Once, okay?"

"..."

Isabelle looked at Linglong speechlessly, with an expression of "I knew it", but seeing the other party's begging, she sighed and nodded: "Just once."

"Yeah! Eli-chan treats me the best!"

As Linglong said that, she couldn't wait to rush out.

But within a few seconds, she turned back again.

"Why are you back again?" The watchman looked at her puzzled.

"I forgot that my lifespan is down to single digits..."

Linglong stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, and then put her palms together at the beater, and said coquettishly: "So dear brother, can you borrow a little bit of my little sister's life, I promise to pay it back soon..."

"I really can't help you. I told you to pay attention to the economy. Spending money is always so unrestrained. Sooner or later, you will collapse..."

The beater looked at Linglong helplessly, and started the preaching mode again, but the preaching belonged to the preaching, he still entered the forum, found Linglong's character, and transferred her five hundred years of life to the past.

"Brother, you are so generous!" Linglong smiled happily and clasped her fists in gratitude.

"Ahhh, you're here to borrow money again!" At this time, Tina, who was on the shoulder of the watchman, couldn't sit still, and floated in front of Linglong with an angry face: "Don't think that Tina doesn't know, every time you It is said to be 'borrowed', but it has never been repaid!"

After finishing speaking, he turned to the number of watchmen: "You too, you know she won't pay it back, why do you always lend it to her! The total lifespan of 283,745 years and 3 months she borrowed from us has not been repaid. What!" Like a little housekeeper, Tina remembered the accounts between the two of them clearly, and watched the watchmen throwing money out, feeling as distressed as if she was being cut.

"They're all brothers and sisters. Blood is thicker than water. You don't need to tell them so clearly!" Linglong smiled and said, "Speaking of Tina, don't you come together? You know, in the hot summer, there is nothing like a cold and sweet cup of holy wine." It’s even more enjoyable!”

Tina's voice stopped abruptly, she clenched her little hands, her face was very tangled, and then she said with a flushed face: "Tina doesn't want to eat at all... But, if you happen to have a little extra and you can't finish it, so as not to waste it It's not impossible for Tina to help you solve it a little bit..."

"Then come quickly."

"Wait... Tina can fly by herself..."

Amid Tina's protests, Linglong grabbed her and disappeared into the street.

After watching the three leave, Mu You walked to the computer at the front desk.

At this time, the watchman was already playing in front of the computer.

"What do you want to do?" Mu You looked at the Taobao shopping page on the computer with a strange expression.

"I'm going to buy a batch of equipment online, buy a house next to the pet store, and build a real otaku's home! I've already made a plan. As long as I have enough things prepared, I can stay at home for a whole year without going out. !” Dageng said proudly.

"Well……"

Mu You was speechless, he had no doubt that the watchman definitely planned to do this!

However, Mu You didn't intend to interfere in this aspect. When creating the avatars, he had already said that they would be allowed to develop freely, as long as they bear the consequences themselves.

Having said that, the avatars are much richer than him in terms of lifespan now. After all, they have accumulated 4,000 years of lifespan missions, even if most of the daily basic expenses are consumed, there will always be a lot left over time.

Linglong didn't have much left because of the special circumstances, but the watchman and the herb picker each had tens of thousands of years of life left in them! Converted into the currency of the earth, both of them are now billionaires, so naturally they don't care about this small amount of money.

Mu You shook his head, then looked in the direction of the dining table.

After the return of the three avatars, one was busy with appetite, the other was busy with online shopping, and they were all solving personal problems immediately. Only the herb collector, at the moment, had quietly found a place to sit down and started playing liver games.

Mu You looked at the herbal picker with satisfaction, and took out his phone to enter his own game.

Just after going online, a message popped up in the background of the forum.

"Are you free?" The message came from the Son of Heaven.

"how?"

"Under the cliff outside the exit of the Tower of the Brave, there is a six-star 'Wetland Enchantress'. Originally, we have set up a safe route for players to bypass this thing, but since yesterday, something seems to have happened to this flower. This kind of evolution has the ability to hide and transfer at the bottom of the cliff, and the hunting range has been greatly improved. Many players have encountered poisonous hands this day."

"I discussed with Solomon, the Dragon Group, and the Divine Front, and finally decided to gather people to eradicate this thing at once." The emperor quickly sent two messages.

"Oh?" Mu You raised his eyebrows.

Wetland enchantress, this man-eating flower, Muyou, originally planned to take someone to deal with it when she had time, but she didn't expect that other people would also be eyeing it.

It's right to think about it, at this time, the god skins of several city lords should have been fused.

Looking back at the four people mentioned by the emperor, they were indeed the four who had received the flesh and blood of the gods before!

It seems that the four city lords who have just obtained the god skin can't wait to try their skills.

However, even with the god skin, it is not so easy to join forces to deal with this piranha.

The difficulty lies not in the piranha itself, but in the nine-star giant lurking on the other side: as long as they summon the god skin, the nine-star giant will be attracted immediately. Lin Xue has personally tested this point.

In the real world, it was as outrageous for them to challenge a nine-star giant after they had just obtained their god skins, as if a group of tenth-level ordinary players wanted to team up to challenge a legendary master.