This top star only treats being a star as a job

"To be honest, I am not surprised at all about this year's Spring Festival Gala. I don't think there is anything interesting. I am just looking forward to Guo Haishan's appearance."

"In fact, it's the same. Isn't the Spring Festival Gala like this now? Many times, we can't criticize it even if we want to. In fact, we are not watching the Spring Festival Gala anymore. What we watch every year is just a habit."

"I really miss the scene of watching the Spring Festival Gala when I was a child. At that time, the whole family gathered around the TV. Although we were poor, everyone was full of hope for the future."

"Upstairs, this is not right. Aren't you full of hope for the future now? The difficulties now are temporary, and now the New Year atmosphere is gone. To put it bluntly, we are old. When you start to recall the past, it means you are really old."

...

As the Spring Festival Gala began, although everyone didn't want to complain about the Spring Festival Gala anymore, they still started discussing it.

The biggest highlight of this year's Spring Festival Gala, or the most interesting thing for the audience, is Guo Haishan's skit.

Because this skit is almost Guo Haishan's last Spring Festival Gala skit.

To be honest, I believe everyone knows what this represents.

It can be said that some people who have not watched the Spring Festival Gala for a long time have also started waiting for Guo Haishan.

Speaking of which, Guo Haishan first appeared on the Spring Festival Gala in 1991. Since then, Guo Haishan has never been absent from the Spring Festival Gala stage in the next 36 years.

Many people call Guo Haishan a Spring Festival Gala nail house, but isn’t this actually a kind of praise? ?

In the past 36 years, many Spring Festival Gala sketches may have various perfunctory performances, but Guo Haishan’s sketches have never disappointed everyone.

So as Guo Haishan’s last Spring Festival Gala, what will his work be like? ?

Because when the name on the program was called "Red Sorghum Model Team" at the beginning, many people felt a little puzzled.

What does this name mean? ?

Lin Xing has not performed much comedy. Not only has he not performed comedy, but even his previous performances can be said to be literary and artistic tragedies.

He once participated in the variety show "Comedy Must Laugh" as a guest, so everyone has really never seen him do comedy.

This time he performed a comedy in "Red Sorghum Model Team", and this is not just a small role. According to Guo Haishan's interview, Lin Xing's role is the second largest.

That is to say, Lin Xing will play against Guo Haishan directly.

Damn.

Is Lin Xing good enough? ?

"Although I think Lin Xing's acting skills are quite strong, although he is still a long way from being a thousand-faced actor, he can perfectly control many roles, but I think it's a bit difficult to play a comedy sketch against Guo Haishan."

"That's right, many people can't take over Guo Haishan's role. To put it bluntly, there are only a few people who can work with Guo Haishan."

"To be honest, why do I feel that Guo Haishan is a little bit unreliable in his later years?"

...

Many people think that Lin Xing is really a little bit not good.

You have to know that acting in comedy and acting in drama are two different things, and many people even think that acting in comedy is more difficult.

For the same role, some people can make you laugh when they play it, and some people will think he is a fool when they play it.

This has been clearly recognized in the film industry. Many dramas have changed roles in the second part.

Because of this, many people think that Lin Xing may make a fool of himself on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

He is so arrogant.

What conditions? ?

You dare to act in a comedy with Guo Haishan? ?

In fact, many people are waiting in front of the TV to see how bad Lin Xing's performance will be.

How can I say it? ?

Many black fans have already created entries, and everyone is waiting for the broadcast of "Red Sorghum Model Team" to start scolding.

In fact, it is not only the black fans who are waiting, but also many fans who like Lin Xing are waiting.

Even the fan club group of Lin Xing is completely flooded with comments at this time.

"Big Cat, have you contacted Xingge's studio? Doesn't this need to be fought against?"

"Big Cat, Big Cat, what's going on? Why didn't the studio respond?"

"I just went undercover in several other groups, and I found that everyone was preparing to fight against Xingge."

...

This is a small group of the fan club, and everyone is very angry and expressing their thoughts.

In fact, to put it bluntly, all fans in the world are the same.

Lin Xing's fans also think that Lin Xing's studio is not working.

In fact, Big Cat is a little helpless about this. She said in the group: "I have been preparing for the wedding recently, so I don't have time to care too much, and I have communicated with the studio, but the studio said not to care too much..."

This is the first time that everyone in the group knows that Big Cat is getting married.

"Big Cat, you are so good at keeping secrets."

"Oh my god, Big Cat, what do you mean? Why didn't you tell me that you got married?"

"Big Cat, do you still regard us as friends?"

...

Originally, everyone was talking about the upcoming Spring Festival Gala, especially how to help Lin Xing promote.

You know, they actually felt a little guilty about "Red Sorghum Model Team".

But they never expected that Da Mao would get married.

This fan club is a small group, and most people have known Da Mao for at least seven years.

Some are even ten years old.

Because of this, everyone can be said to be really close friends, not to mention they all have a common hobby - liking Lin Xing.

In the end, no one expected that this big cat would get married without telling everyone.

For this reason, the entire small group of almost dozens of people showed up one by one at this time, and even started a collective crusade against the big cat.

Facing everyone's crusade, Da Mao made a dumbfounded expression in the group, and then explained: "I just said that I was preparing for a wedding, but I didn't say that I wanted to get married. Don't worry, everyone, I definitely told everyone that I wanted to get married. Now I’m just renovating my new house, and I won’t get married until next year…”

After hearing this explanation, everyone said that it would be best for you to do this.

In this way, while everyone was chatting, "Red Sorghum Model Team" finally started.

…

"Gather urgently, form a row and stand up. Comrades!"

"have!"

"In order to ensure that our Mengniutun Red Sorghum Model Team's performance in Beijing is a complete success, the afternoon township leaders will conduct an urgent review of us and report good news to everyone. They specially brought us a professional model coach from the city to give us a Conduct pre-trial surprise guidance.”

…

Guo Haishan still looks like a farmer, and the rhythm and body language of his words immediately made the audience happy as soon as he came on stage.

Not only the audience, but also many people in front of the TV became happy.

This is the master of comedy.

Even if he didn't speak, just standing there immediately made many people happy.

In this skit, the background was first introduced through Guo Haishan, and at the same time he could only be heard continuing to speak his lines.

"Great! I was worried that there was no one to teach me, so a sticky bean bag fell from the sky! Attention, everyone, the coach will arrive soon. We must sit and stand in the same way. Okay, be civilized, polite, and learn with an open mind. , Let him teach you, just do whatever he says, and try to squeeze out all the artistic cells in him in the shortest possible time, remember?"

This line made many people even happier.

If other people said this line, they might not be happy, but when Guo Haishan said "artistic cells", it would be really hard not to be happy.

"Let me go, is this Lin Xing? This outfit really has a retro fashion."

"Good guy, don't tell me, Lin Xing really looks like playing such a retro fashion guru now."

"Look at the trousers and patterned shirt wrapped in silk, especially with such a twist. It's really eye-catching."

…

Master Lin, played by Lin Xing, appeared directly.

It can be said that he plays a fashionable coach, while Guo Haishan plays a labor captain.

It can be said that the two people began to have disagreements after meeting.

"Master Lin, I think whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. Look, if the mouse turns a corner and the cat still walks in a straight line, are you talking about a blind cat walking in a straight line?"

"We are not talking about blind cats."

"Discuss what?"

"We're talking about walking in a straight line."

"I'm telling Master Lin, don't talk to the model workers about walking in a straight line. They walk in a straight line every day throughout the year, from planting to harvesting, every day. If they walk crookedly, they will trample the seedlings."

"Why does this involve farming again?"

"It has something to do with farming."

"What does it matter?"

…

Good guy.

No one expected that Guo Haishan's last sketch would actually start to gain value, and the discussion seemed to be a collision of two ideas.

But what to say? ?

That is, he is not an ordinary high-value person. This kind of discussion belongs to a concept, and it is the contrast between farmers and fashion.

What's more important? ?

It’s just that the actors acted well.

Not awkward at all.

"I'll go ahead and laugh to death."

"This is Guo Haishan, the rhythm of this skit is so good."

"Happy, isn't the main theme of the sketch a piece of music??"

"I really like this contrast."

…

It can be said that the sketch of "Red Sorghum Model Team" caught everyone right from the beginning.

At this time, everyone no longer thinks about retro or not.

I just feel like this is starting to feel like watching the Spring Festival Gala more than ten years ago.

happy.

It’s not that the actors above are asking for applause, nor are they trying to make you laugh awkwardly. On the contrary, everyone is laughing spontaneously.

"I'm not surprised that Guo Haishan acted well, but I didn't expect Lin Xing to be so eye-catching??"

"Who says it's not the case? Moreover, these two people feel quite comfortable playing together."

"I really think Lin Xing has a talent for comedy."

…

Of course, at this time, both Lin Xing and Guo Haishan are eye-catching, and the real competition will come next.

Because Lin Xing trained female models and Guo Haishan trained male models, both were failures.

But there is so much laughter in it. Guo Haishan’s training of male models simply pushed the laughter to another climax.

However, while the audience was still immersed in it, another climax came again.

…

"Teacher Lin, I think it's too late to take the basic steps. In this way, some of their conditions are not very good. You teach me, and my ability to accept is faster. If I know it, they will know it. Now that you are gone, I feel relieved. "

"Okay, okay, hurry up."

…

In this way, the two people finally began to play directly against each other.

"Okay, get ready...what are you doing? What are you doing?"

When Lin Xing shouted "Ready", Guo Haishan had already started to raise his right hand high, and at the same time, he made a fist on his waist and slid his left hand up and down.

So he looked at Guo Haishan with a confused face.

"Teacher Lin, you are so full of life."

"What's wrong?"

Here, Guo Haishan seems to admire Lin Xing extremely, and he seems to be the incarnation of Conan.

"Just now you unknowingly (jiao, three sounds) directed a labor procedure for spraying pesticides on fruit trees."

"Why is this a labor procedure?"

"The abdominal tightening is to tighten the lower belly, the hip lifting is to catch the medicine box, the squinting is to see the fruit trees clearly, the pressure here is to spray, the rhythm is like this, tsk... one tsk, two tsk Chi, three chi chi, four chi chi…”

…

"Hahahahaha"

"Fuck, I was laughing so hard."

"I'll tell you, this is really the best Spring Festival Gala in the past ten years."

"That's right, Guo Haishan is so awesome, he actually surpassed himself."

…

Many people were absolutely laughing their heads off at this time.

You must know that the current Spring Festival Gala has not shown the real lives of rural people for a long time.

Many of them are city dwellers, the kind who live in high-rise buildings.

More importantly, who is talking about farm work? ?

You know, who is still farming now? ? ?

At this time, on the stage, the conflict between Lin Xing and Guo Haishan finally reached an extreme.

Lin Xing thought communication was no longer possible.

You must know that modeling is art, fashion, sunshine and style.

How can this be related to farm work?

Isn't this an insult to art? ? ?

As for this, Guo Haishan has always emphasized the need to change clothes.

"Isn't it just a silk bandage covering your head, leaving your shoulders uncovered, a glass ball all over your body, and a shaft hanging straight from your shoulders on the walk? Can you work in these?"

"Master Lin, I think your costumes are for others to see. Our costumes represent those who rush to the front line of labor."

…

At this time, even though Guo Haishan has been increasing the value, the audience does not think there is anything wrong.

Because this is the character of Guo Haishan, or he has been like this from the beginning.

In the same way, the fashion coach played by Lin Xing also has his own personality.

Fashion is beauty, not labor? ?

“Why do you always talk about labor??”

"Labor and beauty are two different things."

Lin Xing said loudly.

You must know that this is actually the overall public opinion image of today's society. How many people look down on working people.

How many people think that working people are rustic because they don’t work hard.

You say working people are beautiful?

Isn't this nonsense? ?

But at this time on the stage, Guo Haishan had an unhappy look on his face and said loudly: "I think workers are the most beautiful people."

…

...(End of chapter)