This Uchiha is too cautious

"Is this your so-called second plan?"

In the evening, in a small town relatively close to Konoha in the Country of Fire.

Uchiha Kei stood behind Jiraiya with a darkened face, looking at the shop in front of him.

Not only was his face darkened, Kenta Imai, Kakashi and Obito Uchiha all looked a little strange.

Because they are now standing in front of a custom shop!

I'm afraid none of them would have dreamed that they would be brought to a place like this by Jiraiya. What does this mean?

"We're all men, what's wrong here?" Jiraiya put his hands on his hips and looked excited.

"Don't worry, I'll pay for it, even though you unkind brats took my wallet away.

But how could I just put money in my wallet?

Come on, I won't have so much leisure time after returning to Konoha. "

After saying that, Jiraiya walked directly in, leaving only Uchiha Kei and the four others looking at each other.

The four of them were really hesitant. They had never been to such a ghost place.

Don't mention it, they didn't even think about it.

It's just that Uchiha Kei made a joke about this place yesterday, but if he really comes, it's better to forget it.

There is a huge difference between joking and reality.

Even though he was not an innocent creature in his previous life, his sense of need seems to be really low in this life.

Perhaps it was because the separation between life and death really gave him too much stimulation, and in addition, the number of female ninjas he killed on the battlefield was not small.

Now, in his opinion, women are all the same, and there is nothing that can attract him in terms of senses.

Unless he has a different temperament and a cognitive ability similar to his, there is actually no difference at all to him.

Uchiha Kei probably didn't even expect that he would become like this.

"Hey, can we get in?" Imai Kenta tugged at the corner of Uchiha Kai's clothes with some hesitation: "Jiraiya has already entered."

"You ask me, who am I asking?" Uchiha Keiya had a headache, and then he simply looked at Kakashi and Obito: "What about you? Are you going?"

"This." The two of them also seemed confused. I am afraid that their understanding of Jiraiya will be completely subverted at this moment.

Yesterday, they kept saying that people who are dissolute will definitely not be strong.

But Jiraiya is not a strong person, there is no doubt about that.

Even though it was so easy for Uchiha Kei to fight him, they all knew how terrifying Uchiha Keihe's full strength was.

To put it simply, it is not difficult to make Uchiha Kai suffer a loss when fighting against him.

But it's really difficult to beat him, or to beat him when he's serious.

Such a strong person showed something completely different from what they imagined, and it could even be said to subvert their cognition. It was really difficult for them to adapt to it all of a sudden.

If Uchiha Kei knew what they were thinking now, then he would definitely tell them that they don't need to worry so much.

Because the legendary ‘pornography, gambling, and drugs’ are no joke.

Tsunade is also a strong guy despite being fond of drinking and gambling, and Orochimaru was just taught a lesson by Obito.

"How about going in and taking a look?" Kakashi hesitated for a long time, and finally asked tentatively.

"Hey, hey, you're such a guy, aren't you?" Obito looked at Kakashi in disbelief, as if he didn't understand at all.

"I also think you can go in and have a look." Uchiha Kai touched his chin: "Anyway, just treat it as a hot spring bath, it's no big deal."

"I'm free, whether you want to do something or just soak in the hot springs."

Kenta Imai spread his hands, but when he noticed that everyone was looking over, he still explained.

"Although ninjas can't let loose, they can't relax when it's time to relax. Otherwise, being tense for a long time is not a good thing."

Okay, although Kenta Imai is hardworking enough, he is not an ascetic character.

Uchiha Kei gave him a slightly disgusted look. This kid really knew how to play. After all, he took him to the hot spring for the first time.

Shaking his head, Uchiha Kei didn't bother to think about it so much. He had been standing at the door for a long time and attracted a lot of people's attention.

Instead of standing here, why not take a dip in a hot spring and relax, just think of it as a celebration of the completion of this mission.

Lifting his feet, Uchiha Kei walked directly into the store, while Imai Kenta kept smiling and followed Uchiha Kei's pace.

Kakashi and Obito were a little hesitant. Even though Kakashi was the first to express his opinion, this guy still seemed a little timid.

After all, this place is not a regular hot spring pavilion.

But after thinking about it for a long time, I realized that both Uchiha Kei and Imai Kenta were gone.

Jiraiya was his own teacher's master, so it wasn't a big deal after thinking about it.

So he simply followed without saying a word.

"Isn't it, you guys?" Uchiha Obito was a little numb, and now he was standing alone outside in a daze.

He himself didn't know what to do now, whether to follow or continue to wait here. This was indeed worth thinking about.

However, Uchiha Obito finally thought about it and could only sigh helplessly, and finally followed their footsteps towards the store.

As he walked, he was still muttering to himself: "Lin, I couldn't help myself, these guys are so abominable!

But I will definitely control myself, I really didn’t expect Kakashi to be such a person, and you didn’t expect it either, right?”

"Phew, it feels so comfortable!"

Jiraiya leaned in the hot spring pool and sighed comfortably, looking like he was enjoying himself very much.

Uchiha Kei and the other three, without exception, held towels on their heads and lay back in the hot spring.

Strictly speaking, the temperature of this kind of hot spring is insensible to them, experienced ninjas.

Whether it is severe cold or scorching heat, they have experienced much more than this.

But taking a hot spring bath is nothing more than a process of relaxation and enjoyment.

Ninjas are actually under a lot of pressure, whether it's pressure in terms of strength, pressure in terms of tasks, or pressure from various unexpected places.

Relaxation is rare for ninjas.

At least for them, the hot spring pavilion is a very good place to relax. Even Uchiha Kei will find it very good here.

"It's okay. In fact, it doesn't seem to be a big problem for us whether it's a hot spring or not."

Uchiha Kei raised his head and sighed: "However, since this is Lord Jiraiya's situation, then we will naturally be disrespectful."

"Come on, I don't like the way you talk."

Jiraiya shook his head disdainfully, and then a strange smile appeared on his face: "By the way, kiddos, since you all know where this place is, do you want to experience the features here?"

I’m afraid no one doesn’t know what the characteristics of custom shops are.

Jiraiya's words directly made the four of them roll their eyes. If they hadn't seen him before or simply fought against him, it would be hard for them to believe that this guy could be such a powerful ninja.

Ninjas have three taboos, the first of which is money.

You should save the mission money and don't spend it randomly. After all, the probability of a ninja being injured is very high, and if you are not careful, you may be retired for life.

For future consideration, it is naturally best to save the money obtained from the mission.

The second rule is alcohol. Ninjas cannot drink until they are of age. This is actually very easy to understand.

After all, drinking too much will delay the mission, and even if the mission is not delayed, it will hurt the body.

And the third and most serious one is women.

It's actually too much to say it's a woman. To be more precise, it's a certain aspect of desire.

The word "sex" has a knife on its head. If you put too much energy on it, the impact on the ninja will be unimaginable.

But Jiraiya seems to have no concept of saving money at all - they don't even know about it.

Not giving up drinking, there is a pot of warm wine on the bank next to this guy.

As for women, this guy is acting like an out-and-out hungry wolf!

This made Uchiha Kei sigh. Not only him, but Imai Kenta and the other two looked at Jiraiya in a strange way, but they really couldn't understand it.

"What are you looking at?" Jiraiya glanced at them inexplicably: "Would it be weird if you didn't try it here? And Kakashi, why are you always burying your face in the water?"

"Forget it, Jiraiya-sama has an idea, it's better to experience it yourself." Uchiha Kei shook his head decisively: "We can just soak in the hot springs. When you are done, remember to go back to your room and call us."

"What?" Jiraiya raised his eyebrows, then smiled slightly disdainfully: "Are you brats cowards?"

"No, I just" Uchiha Kei glanced at Jiraiya flatly, hesitated for a moment and then said implicitly: "I just don't want to be the same person as you."

Jiraiya looked confused, what did this guy mean?

Implicitly expressing that you don’t want to be complicit?

Jiraiya's expression became even more disdainful. If he didn't want to think about it, he didn't want to think about it. He had to say something about his comrades in a formal way.

The next moment, Jiraiya himself turned green.

Especially when he looked at Uchiha Kei's weird eyes, he felt that he had thought of something, and he guessed it correctly!

"Hey! What you said..." Jiraiya sat up straight: "It's a big problem, okay! And I don't have that kind of hobby!"

"Exactly, I'm not interested either." Uchiha Kai nodded: "In particular, I don't want to get into trouble with you."

"." Jiraiya was a little confused.

He found that he seemed not to understand what Uchiha Kei said at all.

But when he thought about it carefully, he found that he seemed to understand.

However, when he turned to look at the other three people, he was shocked to find that they were looking at the two of them in confusion.

Obviously, they had no idea what this kid Uchiha Kei's words meant!

To put it simply, only Jiraiya understood what Uchiha Kei said.

This couldn't help but make Jiraiya a little confused. Why is this boy so skilled?

Is it possible?

"Awesome!" Jiraiya thought to himself: "Not only is this kid very powerful, but as expected, such a powerful person is definitely the same as me. No wonder I am so powerful too!"

Thinking of this, Jiraiya suddenly burst into laughter: "I underestimated you, Minister Kei. I didn't expect you to be that powerful!"

"Really?" Uchiha Kai tilted his head: "Maybe, but I won't be as wild as you, and I have no interest in these people."

Not interested in?

If you're not interested, would you say something like this that I can't even say?

Jiraiya had a smile on his lips: "Is that so? I don't think so?"

"You think it's useless, but I think it's okay." Uchiha Kei leaned back further: "I heard that Master Jiraiya has been pursuing Master Tsunade, but to no avail. Have you considered why? ?”

The relationship between Jiraiya and Tsunade is not a secret, but the two of them seem to be the kind of people who are the only ones who can't figure out their own feelings.

Maybe they all know it, but they don't dare to express it.

Tsunade can be said to have a reason for everything, because anyone who had a deep relationship with her died miserably.

Her brother Senju Naoki died, and her lover Kato Danya died.

In her heart, she believed to a certain extent that she was a disaster.

In addition, this was also a difficult hurdle to overcome, so she pretended to be completely unaware of some of Jiraiya's thoughts.

And Jiraiya is just an idiot.

He likes a person and has never expressed it. Maybe he has expressed it, but the way he expresses it is too childish.

Like right now, showing yourself is attractive?

Or to show that he has no shortage of women?

This kind of 'showing oneself' will only make girls stay away from him more and more. Who knows if this guy will continue to fool around like this after getting married.

But these are their own matters. Uchiha Keiko is too lazy to say so much. He just wants to change the topic.

"Tsunade?" Jiraiya was stunned for a moment: "Tsk, that plane... No, that guy is no longer the washboard he used to be. She"

"I heard that you like her very much." Uchiha Kei stretched out: "Since you like her, go and express your feelings. Why do you hang around in a place like this all day long?"

"You know nothing, kid!" Jiraiya said disdainfully: "I heard that Minister Kai has rejected many engagements so far, and you have a girlfriend with whom you have not yet confirmed a relationship. It seems that you are very I understand."

"Ah, I really don't understand." Uchiha Kai nodded: "But I heard that if a woman has a good impression of you, she will reciprocate."

"What the hell? Shouldn't you be kind? Something's wrong. You kid, you're always talking strangely. So, does a man have a crush on a woman?"

"Teach me everything you have?"

Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously glanced down, and then he looked at Uchiha Kei with a flushed face.

At this moment, Jiraiya seemed to realize that the serious-looking little bastard in front of him was definitely a guy more powerful than him!

He felt like he couldn't compare to this guy in certain 'professional fields'.

Jiraiya coughed quickly to cover up his embarrassment, and just then, the owner of the store knocked on the door and came in.

"Dear guests, welcome to our store." The boss looked at everyone with a smile on his face: "I wonder if you need company?"

"I want it." Jiraiya said directly: "As for these guys, just ask them."

"I'll forget it." Uchiha Kei shook his head directly and then stood up. Following his actions, the other three people simply got up: "Enjoy your golden years and save yourself from having another chance in the future. "

"What do you mean by that?" Jiraiya said angrily, but soon he became confused: "Are you sure you really don't want it? Especially you, Minister Kei?"

"Let's put it this way." Uchiha Kai sighed quietly, and then looked at Jiraiya: "The green path you yearn for is actually covered with white frost every morning and night."

After saying this, Uchiha Kai turned around and left, while Jiraiya thought about it for a moment.

Suddenly, his face turned completely green.

I don’t know why, but as soon as I write about Jiraiya, I can’t control myself.