"To talk about puff girls, the most important thing is to attract the attention of girls."
"While expressing love, you must also be bold and careful, and with a little creativity, the girl's mood will fluctuate."
"For example, I once read a report that when people are in extreme emotions, it is easiest to open up. Don't worry about making girls angry, just because they won't react! "
......
In the dormitory, Zhao Lan preached like a saint, his mouth was like a river, and the brothers who said it were stunned.
One really dares to teach, three really dare to listen.
The most important thing is that after Zhao Lan preached and taught to solve the confusion, the three heads of Peppa unexpectedly gave thunderous applause and gave a very high evaluation.
"Big Brother Zhao, please accept the younger brother! I really didn't see that your attainment in love was so high before, if you can't be the boss, I have long seen Chen Tao unpleasantly.
"No wonder I confessed to the old failure, it turned out to be the reason for not being creative!"
"Gee, it seems that I can't just rely on my peerless face to pick up a girl, it's time to change the number of paths!"
Listening to the emotion of these Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks, Zhao Lan smiled: I
don't even know what I'm talking about, you understand?
Fortunately, he is extremely smart, and he fooled Ye Shiyin into confessing to himself with a few random words, otherwise these licking dogs would definitely be finished with him.
"Okay! So today's lesson will be here first, since you all have your own ideas, you should put them into action as soon as possible.
"Remember! Love this kind of thing to study and practice hard, to work hard where others can't see, you are still shallow, don't pick and choose!
"Well, I suggest you search for Teacher Cai Lan's quotes first!"
With Zhao Lan's big hand, the brothers immediately got up to receive the order, patted their chests excitedly, and threatened to complete the task. Before leaving, he also very intimately provided more than a dozen packages of tissues and placed them next to the computer at the head of Zhao Lan's bed.
......
There is true love in the world, and there is a thunderbolt on a sunny day.
It is worth mentioning that in the afternoon of the same day, the three brothers were on the front page of the campus news network.
However, it is not because their confessions are so shocking that they cry ghosts, and the reason for being on the news is because these two goods are too "perverted".
"Shock! A humanoid beast is suspected to appear in the teaching building, covered in fluorescent love patterns, and requests the rapid support of the security department!
"A lewd man sneaked into the girls' dormitory and was caught, and after scraping several pairs of bottoms on his body, he refused to admit it, and threatened to just wash up again and do what he could for the girl he loved."
"At about three o'clock in the afternoon, a student suddenly broke into the radio room and forcibly read an original confession poem, but according to reliable sources, the poem was not its original, but a copy of a foreign poet, the student has been controlled by security, please do not worry."
Zhao Lan: "..." Originally
it was rare to be quiet, I wanted to surf the Internet for a while, and learn more about the world, but I didn't expect to receive these heart-wrenching news.
Zhao Lan couldn't hold back on the spot, and hated the iron and scolded angrily:
"I specifically let you be bold, and didn't let you be Zhao Zilong!"
"I said that I was not afraid of making girls angry, but it didn't cause you to cause anger!" Things are so big, it is estimated that they all have to go in, alas, forget it, it is better to go in and calm down.
However, a few prompts made Zhao Lan, who had broken her heart for her brothers, feel cold.
【Ding! Resentment from Chen Tao +999! 【
Ding! Grievances from Li Liguo +999! 【
Ding! Grievance from Qin Kai +999! Erm
... It's really a bunch of white-eyed wolves with no conscience, they are kind enough to teach you to pick up girls, why do you still complain about me?
Putting aside these miscellaneous thoughts, Zhao Lan lay back on the bed again, and finally had time to open the system panel and study her biggest dependency.
The negative energy system is simple, with a total of three icons.
Marketplace, sweepstakes, inventory.
Open the mall, and a dazzling light instantly fills the entire screen.
Looking at the dazzling array in front of him, Zhao Lan was shocked from the bottom of her heart after crossing for the first time.
Because what was piled up in front of me turned out to be all... Ad!?
What a knife 999, the equipment is all by chopping.
Sexy beasts, deal cards online.
It is said that only those with an IQ of 140 or more can pass the tenth level....
"I wipe! Wouldn't this be a fake system?
"Buddy has no crossing experience, has anyone come out to squeak, and the systems of other traversers are also this urine?"
However, some advertisements are just that, how can he stop the smart him, soon he found an ad-free mode, clicked in to take a look, and found that there was a charge.
It seems that the system is not easy, and it is estimated that it is the month-end rush performance.
Anyway, it's not expensive, it's only five hundred negative energy values a month, Zhao Lan didn't think about it, so he recharged and dispensed with advertising.
In an instant, the whole world was clear.
Click on the interface of the mall, and the things inside are varied, dazzling.
What kind of magical fruit, weird mask, stop remote control...
Well, that's just the last one a little useful, what kind of mess is the rest !?
However, just when Zhao Lan wanted to buy this time-stop remote control, he found that the balance was not enough.
The negative energy value provided by Ye Shiyin and those Peppies is about 10,000, and the shocking price of the remote control is indeed shocking enough, and it actually costs five million points!?
"Forget it, how to say that it is also a prop of the time system, and it is natural that it is so expensive."
Zhao Lan comforted herself and continued to browse.
Finally, a conclusion was drawn that the things in the mall were good, but the price was really prohibitive, and the cheapest ones had hundreds of thousands of negative energy values.
"Why is this system so inhumane, the advertising page is all out, why don't you get an installment?"
While complaining, a crisp prompt sounded abruptly in his ears.
【Ding! This system can provide lending services for the host, can borrow any amount of negative energy value, only need to charge interest in the way of nine out of thirteen...]
Hearing the cold interjection of the system, Zhao Lan had one head and two big.
Nima... This system is really poor and crazy, online loans have come out, and there are nine out of thirteen.
The system was mixed up on the road when it was young, right?
"Forget it, I'll take another look, look again, the loan is not necessary..."
After Zhao Lan muttered, the system sounded again: [Ding! Whoops! Zhao
Lan: "..."Hehe
, I will forgive you this time, and I will not allow it next time!"
Exit the mall interface, Zhao Lan reopens the lottery page.
The draw is divided into three levels: 100 points for beginner, 1,000 points for intermediate level, and 10,000 points for advanced.
"Hmm~ this suits me perfectly! Let's start with a beginner ten-in-a-row!
After seeing the price, Zhao Lan's waist straightened up a lot, and then the prize plate quickly turned, conjuring up one after another afterimages, and a moment later, the system's prompt tone sounded one after another.
【Ding! The lucky draw was successful, congratulations to the host for winning the Lamborghini five-yuan voucher*1! 【
Ding! The draw was successful, congratulations to the host for winning the Golden Chelsea*1! 【
Ding! The lottery was successful, congratulations to the host for winning the sixth sense ultra-thin series*1]
[Ding! The lottery was successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining the system interface skin*1!
Seeing
a large number of rags appear in her backpack, Zhao Lan had the heart to die.
These rags are not collected by scrap factories, how did you have the face to put in the column of the lottery!
If Lao Tzu can afford a Lamborghini, will you still have a five-dollar voucher?
Also, this pair of Chelsea of almost half a meter, are you sure I wear it?
Not...... But this set of interface skin seems to be a little useful, after changing, the system interface is a lot better, he
~ wait a minute!
At this time, Zhao Lan suddenly sobered up, gently patted his cheek, and couldn't help but raise his head to the sky and roar.
"What the hell is this, can you make something useful!"
Just when Zhao Lan was desperate in her heart and a little regretted being greedy and cheap and eating big losses, the last lottery suddenly sounded.
【Ding! The draw was successful! Congratulations to the host for winning the ultimate jackpot of the Junior Draw! 】
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