This Zhenguan is a bit silly
Chapter 18
Chang'an City, Lizheng Palace.
A majestic figure is attached to the case, quietly reviewing today's twists and turns.
His eyes were fixed on the fold, and the brush in his right hand was constantly reviewing, sometimes frowning, sometimes smiling.
After a long time, a cold wind blew, and the bright candle flame in the Lizheng Hall swayed for a while.
Seeing this, the attendant on the side hurriedly stretched out his hand to shield the candle flame from the cold wind that disturbed him in the middle of the night.
With the cold wind, a yellow leaf fluttered over the high threshold and landed in front of Li Er's case.
Li Er raised his head and reached out to pick up the fallen leaf.
It is a yellowed ginkgo leaf, like a fallen petal.
Li Er picked up a book beside him, took out the bookmark, and put the ginkgo biloba leaf in it.
Looking at the lights in the hall, Li Er couldn't help frowning: "It's good to put out half of the candles in the hall
!" "Yes, Your Majesty!" The chamberlain hurriedly responded.
Glancing at the attendant who was blowing out the candle, Li Er couldn't help but close his tired eyes and rub his temples.
The chamberlain is an old man who has followed Li Er for many years, and he has followed Li Er all the way since he was in the Qin Palace, so he naturally knows the most powerful man in the Tang Dynasty very well.
A glass of hot water with icing sugar was served.
"Your Majesty, drink some
hot water and warm up!" "Hmm!"
Li Er stretched out his hand, took the cup of hot water and took a sip.
The temperature is just right, which is the most suitable temperature for the inlet.
"Xiao Jing, what's new in Chang'an City recently, can the Hundred Horsemen have a report?"
Xiao Jing is the name of the old chamberlain.
Xiao Jing bowed and stood aside, thought about it and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, if it is the most interesting thing today, I am afraid that it is the story that the second son of the Fang Xiang family and the eldest young master of the Lantian County Bo family have to tell."
Li Er pondered, what happened
to Fang Yiai? For Fang Yiai's child, after all, it is his future son-in-law, I just saw it a few days ago, that pair of big gold teeth is the eye-catching of Zhente Niang, it is simply arrogant to the extreme, if this thing is not Fang Xuanling's son, I really want to bangbang to give him two hammers.
Marrying his daughter to this kid is really wronged by his daughter.
It's not for the sake of being able to relieve Fang Xuanling's troubles, but to do his best for Datang and himself, that a fool will marry his daughter to this fool.
"Tell me, what's wrong?"
Xiao Jing agreed, and replied with a smile: "Your Majesty, it has been rumored in the market recently, saying that the reason for the fight between the second son of Rifang and the young master of the Fang family was found some time ago.
It turned out that the second son of Fang peeped at the fat cook of the Fang family taking a bath, but was discovered.
The fat cook was the wife of the Fang family's cook, and the young master of the Fang family went to Fang Ergongzi to ask for an explanation, so he was beaten.
Hearing this, Li Er's brows furrowed.
This little bastard, he just gave him a marriage, and he still gave him his favorite daughter, he actually went to peep at other people's cooks taking a bath, is this still a person!
Isn't it slander?
Li Er looked at Xiao Jing with suspicion, waiting for his answer.
Seeing this, Xiao Jing hurriedly said: "Your Majesty has found out everything, and the Hundred Horsemen have checked it, and this news was released by the little grandfather of the Cheng family." "
Oh, why is that guy involved
in this matter again?" "Your Majesty, you can only blame the second son of Fang for this matter." Since the young master of the Fang family was beaten, he went back to Zhuangzi in Lantian County, and the second son of Fang went to Lantian County to find trouble with the young master of the Fang family, but he suffered a loss again.
At this time, the young master of the Fang family invented a new dish called bean sprouts, which was the bean sprouts that His Majesty had just eaten yesterday, and the profits of this bean sprouts made many people blush.
Grandpa Cheng was naturally red-eyed, but he was trying to scrape together money to buy the treasure knife brought by Hu Shang from the King of Shu.
The second young master of the Fang family heard about this and found Cheng Xiaogong.
As a result, on the same day, Grandpa Cheng beat up the Fang family who came to Chang'an City to sell bean sprouts.
Then he went to Fangjia Zhuangzi, and when he returned to Chang'an City in the evening, he was in rags and seemed to have suffered a loss in Fangjia Zhuangzi.
This matter seems to be a trick between Young Master Cheng and Young Master of the Fang family.
Cheng Xiaogong took a treasure knife from Fang Xiang's collection from Fang Ergongzi's hand, and Baiqi Si heard that the bean sprouts sold in Chang'an City are all Cheng family's Zhuang households, and that Fang family's Zhuangzi is only responsible for production.
Come to think of it, it was the two young masters who cooperated.
As for the gossip in Chang'an City, it is probably the revenge of these two young masters!"
Li Er sighed heavily when he heard this, he regretted it a little, regretted considering the fool of giving his daughter to Fang Yiai, this is obvious, this guy Cheng Chuhei is a cheat on Fang Yiai.
The people of the old Cheng family can be used casually, and if you are the first person in the first year, you will be fifteen, take revenge on you, and it is understandable to speak ill of you.
However, how can I hear that the beneficiary of this matter is the son of the county uncle of Lantian County!
Isn't that kid a fool
? Why did he still play with Cheng Chuhei?
Thinking of this, Li Er's puzzled gaze looked at Xiao Jing again.
Who is Xiao Jing, a treacherous and cunning old eunuch, as soon as Li Er lifts his buttocks, he knows what Li Er means.
"Your Majesty, since the son of the uncle of Lantian County was knocked out by Fang Er Gongzi last time, and after returning to Lantian County, it is like a different person, and this bean sprout is what he drummed up.
Li Er nodded, he was still very satisfied with the bean sprouts, and he heard that the queen and several concubines in the palace also liked to eat them.
This kid from the Fang family seems to be a talent
! But this is also amazing, fighting can also make fools normal, a bit mysterious
! But I heard that there is a saying in Buddhism called epiphany, this kid will not be like this!
Definitely not, yes, it should be related to Taoism.
After all, Lao Tzu is our ancestor
! But if you put it this way, with Cheng Chuhei's brain, he wouldn't have come up with such a way to leave his love in the pit, and it wouldn't be this kid's idea
! Thinking about it this way, this kid seems to be a little bad
! I still like it!
Forget it, I haven't summoned these noble children for a long time, and I don't know how many of them can make a difference!
......
In the room of Cheng's Zhuangzi courtyard, although it was already midnight, the room was still brightly lit.
After coming to Datang, Fang Chengen drank Datang's wine once, not that he didn't like to drink, but it was really that Datang's wine was a little unpleasant.
It's not so much alcohol as it is a bad drink with an alcoholic taste.
Such an unpleasant wine reminded Fang Chengen of a kind of bottled water surnamed Bai that he had drunk in later generations.
Drinking
with Xiao Cheng at noon, although Xiao Cheng was happy to drink, he also had a great opinion on this inferior drink.
In the evening, he asked Fang Chengen to drink in his Zhuangzi, and asked the Fang family's chef to follow.
Fang Chengen still has some opinions about Xiao Cheng's idea of beating his own cook, but he can't stand Xiao Cheng's description of the three pulp rewarded by His Majesty Li Er.
I've heard of this legendary fairy wine in my last life.
Although later generations have successfully copied it through some remaining ancient recipes, who knows if it is true or not, after all, there are so many technologies and ruthless work.
To be honest, I drank the authentic Sanle pulp, but the taste was really good.
It is not as good as the stuffy donkey of the later generations.
But I can't stand this thing to make up! The
focus is on tonifying the kidneys!
If the taste is not tasteful, it doesn't matter, I just like to drink some.
Xiao Cheng has a good amount of wine, according to him, all the people in the old Cheng family are not drunk with a thousand cups, that is all cultivated by Cheng Yanjin since childhood, the entire Chang'an City, as far as the people of their old Cheng family can drink, all of them are wine gods.
Fang Chengen smiled at this without saying a word.
Lao Tzu in the later generations, that is also two and a half catties of liquor, beer casually poured masters, you also deserve to be called the god of wine in front of Lao Tzu.
It's a pity, it's like early in the morning, the brain is already up, and the body is still in bed.
The consciousness is still the consciousness of the afterlife, but the bones of the body are not.
The two jars and three syrups were down, not only Xiao Cheng's dark face blushed his cheeks, but Fang Chengen was also drunk and hazy.
"Brother, brother, come, make another glass!" Fang Chengen hugged the wine jar and shouted at Xiao Cheng with an empty bowl.
Cheng Chuhei was also unbearable to hold the wine jar, and as soon as he raised his neck, he was like a glass of wine in his stomach.
"Come on, come on, you and my brother, fight another three hundred rounds, whoever drinks down first is the grandson!".
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