This Zhenguan is a bit silly
Chapter 66
Early in the morning, the sun is rising.
Fang Chengen yawned and walked out of the camp.
Since coming to Qishan, the most unhappy thing for Fang Chengen is that he needs to get up early every day.
But Cheng is here, and it seems that his energy is always inexhaustible.
Last night, the two of them discussed the plan for the civilization construction of the Zuo Wuwei army in the middle of the night, but this guy got up again in the morning.
disrupted Fang Chengen's plan to sleep until noon.
I took a handful of charcoal that I didn't finish last night and stuffed it into my mouth, squeaking and chewing non-stop.
Now in this era, there is not even a toothpaste, there is no way, I can only brush my teeth with charcoal, which is better than willow branches and salt.
Which Cheng thought, this behavior frightened the soldiers waiting on the side, and looked at this little uncle who had the title of a miracle doctor in the camp in shock.
"Little uncle
, you, you?" "It's called the official position, and the young master is now a captain!" "
Yes, yes, captain, what's wrong with you, why do you still eat charcoal, can you cure diseases?"
asked the soldier curiously.
"Nonsense, the captain of this school never does useless work, if you don't want to grow old, you can only drink gruel, and chew two pieces a day, the captain of this school will protect you when you are sixty years old!"
"Little Xie Xiaowei Jiyan, Xie Xiaowei Jiyan!" As soon as the soldier heard the spirit, he didn't care about his dirty hands, grabbed a handful of charcoal and stuffed it into his mouth.
This charcoal tastes really bad, and I don't know how the captain swallowed it.
Then, the soldier saw Fang Chengen open his mouth and spit out a mouthful of chewed charcoal, and rinsed his mouth with water.
It's ......
At noon, the soldiers who had been taken out to run by Cheng Chuji came back in a hurry.
I have to say that the Zuo Wuwei soldiers led by Lao Cheng are still good, at least after running for a morning, more than half of them can still run back.
Cheng Dong took a few people and wrote down their names one by one according to the time when the soldiers came back.
When they arrived at the place where they were eating, they saw a dozen wooden barrels open in a row, each steaming hot.
Fang Chengen was standing at the back of the barrel, adding salt and stirring it to the barrel with a stick.
Speaking of which, I can't help but thank Li Er.
Eighty percent of the secret recipe for making salt in Miss Li's hand has been handed over to Li Second-hand, otherwise this Zuo Wuwei would not have dozens of bags of salt for him to waste.
"Old Fang, this is going to be washed?" Cheng Chuhei was steaming hot on the top of his head, and he seemed to be sweating a lot.
"Hmm!" Fang Chengen nodded and gestured to Cheng Chuhei.
Cheng returned an expression that I understood, turned around and left.
But after a while, Cheng Dong followed Cheng over with a confused face.
"Come on, bring me the mutton soup and the scallion oil cake baked this morning!" With
Fang Chengen's shout, several cooks came carrying wooden barrels full of mutton soup and oil cakes.
The thick aroma of oil cakes mixed with the smell of meat flowed out to the greedy harazi of the soldiers.
This is meat, and he followed the general to sweep up the Qiang people and rob their cattle and sheep, and occasionally a dead cow and sheep can only be opened by everyone, and now in the face of so much mutton, it can still be endured.
"Little uncle, what do you want everyone to do?" "Yes, little uncle, are these things for everyone to eat?" "
Little uncle, you can say something!" This
is the
effect that Fang Chengen wants, making people work hard, there must always be benefits, this mutton oil cake is the benefit.
Fang Chengen pressed his hand and motioned for everyone not to speak.
Said loudly: "Everyone, from today onwards, do you want to let Captain Ben know, yesterday the commander personally gave the order, come to the heir, show the general token that the commander gave to the captain Bendu, show it to the big guy!"
Then, this guy was very angry and put the token in front of Cheng Dong's eyes and shook it: "Cheng Dong, look, is it my father's general order!"
Chengdong's face was pale, but he said helplessly: "This token is the general's personal token."
Fang Chengen looked at everyone with a smile: "Since everyone knows, I won't hide it from you, Dashuai thinks that Bendu Lieutenant is a rare talent, and he must be a person with great prospects in the future, then I don't know where Dashuai came from, Bendu Lieutenant still has the talent to lead the troops, so ah, Dashuai will entrust me to train you, the purpose is nothing else, but I think you are too weak."
This young master persuaded the marshal, the marshal, we can't train blindly, we have to start from scratch.
What is zero, let's start with personal hygiene.
As for me, that's a bitter begging handsome, give you 3,000 people
, each of whom has a clean coat! But this clothes can't be given to you in vain, look, these wooden barrels, in which are hot water with salt, after a while you take off your old clothes one by one, throw them over there, and then jump into the hot water to take a bath, and then you can take your new clothes back and change them, and then come over to eat oil cakes and drink mutton soup!
But yes, our bath is not just jumping in and washing indiscriminately, it is also exquisite
! Cheap you fools, this is the bathing method passed down by Confucius back then, my old Fang family as the descendant of Confucius's disciples, this may not be very clear to you, I will tell you later, in short, our bathing method is very elegant to know, scholars are washed like this! Come, let's
invite Captain Cheng Dong to give you a demonstration!
Applaud and welcome!"
Okay!
Cheng Chuhei slapped his palms and flew up, he was not happy with Cheng Dong's dog thing for a long time, when the father wanted to beat himself and run by himself, this bastard cooperated with the old man to block his own way.
Cheng Dong, Cheng Dong, if it falls into the hands of the two of us, you can take a look! Cheng Dong
stepped forward slowly, his expression was like eating some indescribable object.
He didn't want to come, and he knew that the two dogs had to clean themselves up.
can't stand the token of the general in the hands of others.
The military order is like a mountain, do you dare to resist
! Young Master Fang, there is no contradiction between the two of us, I am the one who was beaten
! Chengdong took off his tears in his eyes, and he shivered from the cold!
According to Fang Chengen's request, he threw his old clothes into the corner before jumping into the barrel.
"Brothers, look at it, this is not a joke with you, it is a matter related to your life, there is a lot of knowledge in it, you don't understand the things of scholars, come, the virgin will press his head down for me!"
Cheng Dong: I'm xxoo......
Cheng Dong wants to die now, as a Guanzhong man, he has been a landlubber since he was a child, and now he almost suffocates to death in the water.
What's more, the sensitive parts of this saltwater sting make people want to die.
After a moment, Cheng Zhisi let go of his hand, and Cheng Dong jumped out of the barrel directly.
glanced at the two of them, with tears in their eyes, and quickly ran away with their new clothes!
Fang Chengen and Cheng looked at Cheng Dong's figure with a wicked smile.
These two guys took a bath yesterday and are waiting to see Cheng Dong's jokes today.
Be an example?
Young Master Ben is not a person who sets an example.
Cheng Zhihei, this guy went straight to Cheng Dong's heart and stabbed a knife: "Look, Captain Cheng's ass is really round, it's about to catch up with the old bustard of the Teaching Workshop Division, hahahaha...... "Cheng Dong
: I'm xxxoo......
." The soldiers also laughed.
It's hard to see Captain Cheng deflated, and the beauty is very.
Fang Chengen waved his hand to signal everyone, stood in front of the wooden barrel and lectured everyone: "Don't laugh, everyone has to go in, it's time to make a cup of tea, and your hair must also be soaked, do you hear it!"
Seeing Cheng Dong's tragic situation, everyone was suspicious, and their answers were weak, obviously perfunctory.
Fang Chengen said angrily: "Don't think that Young Master Ben is joking with you, Young Master Ben hates lice the most, three days later, whoever finds a lice flea on his body, twenty lashes, until he is killed." The
two eldest young masters looked at themselves with fierce eyes, and besides, after giving a military order, no one wanted to be whipped.
The whip in the army is heavy, twenty each, so if there are a few more fleas and lice, they will not beat themselves to death!
In the big tent of the Chinese army, Cheng Yanjin was lying on the bed, without any expression on his majestic face.
Staring straight at the tiger decoration at the top of the tent.
I don't know if these two boys can do it!
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