This Zhenguan is a bit silly

On the way back to the city, the carriage swayed leisurely.

It's still that car, the luxury carriage that Fang Chengen brought.

The car was covered with a thick blanket, and Lao Cheng lay on the blanket and looked at Fang Chengen, who was driving.

Fang Chengen scolded his mother in his heart, I don't know what this old man thinks.

I had to drive myself, and I kicked the groom who was originally driving.

"Boy, are you scolding Lao Tzu?"

Lao Cheng's voice sounded, and Fang Chengen subconsciously looked at Lao Cheng.

But I only saw a pair of extremely deep eyes.

"How is it possible, how dare the little nephew scold Uncle Cheng!" Fang Chengen hurriedly said.

Didn't this old man drink too much, these eyes don't look like this.

Fang Cai's mutton, Cheng Biting Jin didn't eat it, and put another pot on it, but the result was that there was not enough wine.

The old guy didn't care about it, and drank half a bowl of alcohol in a daze, I don't know how the old guy could stand the pungent smell.

"Put your dog stinky fart, you kid has a bad stomach, as soon as you pout your ass, Lao Tzu will know what shit you are going to pull, the old man asked you to catch the car, it's strange that you didn't scold the old man!"

"Boy, you know that Uncle Cheng has gone through countless ups and downs all the way over the years, from the birth gang with you and Uncle Niu, to the later Wagang Mountain Juyi, until now, the famous General Lu Guogong Zuo Wuwei.

Over the years, the old man has seen countless people, all kinds of people, many people are the old man who has watched the departure, how many heroes and heroes, including the unparalleled love and righteousness, the famous Shan Xiongxin on the green forest road, but these people are all dead, but the old man and your Uncle Qin are living comfortably until now, do you know why?"

Fang Chengen stopped the carriage and turned his head to look at Cheng Yanjin, although this thing still looked drunk, but those eyes were not drunk at all.

He finally knew why Lao Cheng drove the groom away and let him drive.

This top magnate in the Tang Dynasty planned to teach himself something, so he hurriedly asked seriously: "Please also ask Uncle Cheng to teach you!"

Lao Cheng nodded and said, "Because the old man is also a smart person."

"At the beginning of Wagangzhai, the old man saw that Li Mi was not a good person and could not become a big deal, and the facts proved that the old man was not wrong.

Later, the old man and your Uncle Qin and others took refuge in Wang Shichong, but this Wang Shichong is not a person who has achieved great things, so ah, the old man discussed with you Uncle Qin and others, and took refuge in His Majesty who was still King Qin before the battle, and now it seems that the old man's original judgment was not wrong, do you know why?"

"Because Your Majesty has a colorful qi to protect the body, or is it nine divine dragons coiled?".

"Fart, you go and tell Your Majesty that Your Majesty doesn't believe it, at that time, the old man felt that one of these two people was narrow-minded, the other was insidious and cunning, although they were all smart people, but they were not people who made great things, boy, you are very similar to them!"

"Uncle Cheng, don't talk nonsense, the kid is not smart, and he never wants to do anything big, he just wants to eat and wait for death!"

"Hmph, if you are not smart, you can have the technique of stitching, the method of making salt, and the method of military training, don't talk about your fairy master, the old man doesn't believe it." "

Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it myself.

"Boy, the old man has felt that you are not the right kid since he came into contact with your kid, sometimes he is crazy, sometimes he is extremely smart, and the old man sometimes doubts whether your kid is wearing two faces, and he really wants to peel off your skin to see which one is the real you.

Fang Chengen swallowed his saliva in fright, he deserves to be a well-known old goblin in history, is it possible that this old man can see that he is a traverser

?" "Uncle Cheng, because the kid himself is such a person!" Old Cheng

looked at him with a smile: "Oh, yes, but a person has been stupid for a few years, and suddenly changed from an evil boy to a lot better, don't you think it's strange?"

This, this is because the kid was educated by the old fairy in his dream!" Fang Chengen quibbled.

"This old fairy is good, boy, you have to bite it, and you can't let go of it even if you die!" Cheng

Yanjin smiled: "Boy, do you know Li Jing?" "

Naturally, I know, our military god of the Tang Dynasty, who captured Jieli Khan alive, well, the big hero!" Fang Chengen said.

"Yes, with a single round of strategy and the art of war, this Li Jing can indeed be called the title of the god of war, but this god of war, how is he doing now! As for this great hero, hehe......"

Although Cheng Yanjin did not finish his words, the meaning of ridicule in it was full.

This big hero is a little down-and-out now!

Li Jing is now living like a grandson, and he was pulled out by the imperial historians to smack his mouth when he was fine.

Since this guy came back from capturing Jieli Khan alive, he was impeached by the imperial historians, saying that he connived at his subordinates to rob the Turks without authorization, and the result was such a small matter, which became a turning point in Li Jing's career in the Tang Dynasty.

From a famous general, he has become a noble but lost idle man today.

I heard that if I had nothing to do, I lay naked in the living room and showed passers-by who came and went.

I don't know if it's true or not.

What does Lao Cheng mean by this guy

?" "Tell me, I was also impeached by the group of dogs of the imperial historians when I had nothing to do, why did the old man have a different result from Li Jing?"

"Because you look better than him!" Fang Chengen said.

"Well, while that's true, it's not the point!"

the old guy is so shameless.

Li Jing is a Confucian general, and he is called a foot in the book, looking at you.

Yu Chigong is a black bear essence, and you are not far behind.

"Li Jing is a smart person, he knows how to advance and retreat, but he can't be a courtier!" "

The old man and that captain Chi Dasha were dragged out and impeached by the imperial historians if they had nothing to do, and if they were not impeached for a while, the old man was still uncomfortable, but what about him, why did he stay at home after being impeached once......

" "Don't talk about it, the old man has drunk a little too much, this alcohol is really bad, boy, you are also an understanding person." "

You have to make mistakes!" Lao Cheng sighed.

What does Lao Cheng mean by this?

My special mother's Chang'an City is evil, you tell me to make mistakes.

Who is this to look down on?

Fang Chengen was puzzled and looked at Lao Cheng.

only to find that this old man had already begun to snore.

With a gentle slap on the butt of the horse pulling the cart, the carriage started slowly.

Fang Chengen looked at the direction in which the carriage was going, but his heart was full of thoughts.

I began to think about the things I did after I wore them.

Beat the house and leave love, open a restaurant, make salt, stitch, coal.

It seems ......

I have done a lot of things, and many good things across the times that are beneficial to the development of Datang.

Aren't all traversers doing this

! Except for beating up the house and bereaving love, it seems that they haven't done anything immoral!

Lao Cheng is right.

Why did Li Jing end up like this?

This guy's credit is too great, so big that it shocks the master and makes Li Er jealous.

Now Li Jing's fate can be said to have been made by himself.

The extermination of the Eastern Turks, this credit is too great, so big that it cannot be rewarded, and only Li Er can afford such a credit.

As for Li Jing, hehe.

Can you be crowned king

? Then you can still lead your troops out to play and destroy a few more countries

? How will you be rewarded when the time comes

? Is it good to change you to be the emperor

! Lao Cheng is giving himself a vaccination! But this little merit he has made cannot be compared with Li Jing!

What does Lao Cheng mean?

Let himself

no longer make meritorious contributions, this is not good!

As a traverser, if you don't do something that makes a sensation in an era, how can you be worthy of your identity as a traverser.

Look at Ning Yi, seven or eight wives, big and small.

Let's take a look at Xu Qi'an, Dafeng Gan Corpse Man, second-grade illustrator, and countless other part-time jobs.

The most unpromising Li Changshou is also hugged left and right.

Lao Cheng is right.

Merit should be made.

This mistake must also be made!

Look at the old man, this life is called a chic.

I can't lose my reputation as a wicked man.

Why

can't you bully the common people? Especially as a powerful person, if you don't bully the common people, you are still human!