This Zhenguan is a bit silly

Fang Chengen sat leisurely by the bonfire, flipping the lamb skewers that had just been skewered.

The sheep of this era are grass-eating, the meat is delicate, there is no need to pickle, just sprinkle salt, it is the best food.

This is at the foot of Qishan Mountain, barren mountains and mountains, for the sake of their own safety.

Maybe Bai Shu and the others were a little worried that Fang Chengen would be here alone, and he would be broken when he came back.

After careful consideration, Bai Slash glanced at the captain's eyes.

This look is very intriguing.

So, he resolutely said that he must leave a few people to accompany the boring captain.

This is by no means because the captain is timid, nor is it because the captain is afraid of some beast running out of the mountains.

As we all know, the captain is an existence that can punch the Xishan Tiger after drinking two taels.

How to talk about it.

Three bowls are not enough.

Yes, this is it.

At the beginning, the captain was young and frivolous, drank too much and slept on the tiger's territory in the middle of the night, but that night, the tiger moved with a roar, and went to his relatives with a blue nose and swollen face.

In the end, Cheng and the two unlucky eggs were left behind.

The reason why this guy was left behind is also very simple.

I'm afraid that I will really stun the handsome, this guy may be selfish and will retaliate against the handsome.

Through this period of contact.

Bai Shu is very sure, although this guy will not kill the big handsome.

But do something to make the handsome man embarrassed, this guy will definitely spare no effort.

"Captain, you taste, the small one is freshly roasted, you give it to the small one, and the small one will roast it for you!\" said the soldier next to him who was roasting meat.

Fang Chengen took it and took a look, this guy's craftsmanship is not bad, better than baking it himself.

"Boy, you can do this craft, where did you learn it?" asked Fang Chengen.

The mutton is fat and thin, roasted and oily, sprinkled with fine salt, which is called a fragrant.

"I don't dare to hide it from the captain, the small family used to make a living by selling barbecue, so this lamb skewer grill is better than ordinary people. "

Then why did you come

to be a soldier, isn't it good to have a good barbecue at home?" "Hey, this matter is a long story!" "Then let's talk about it in a short

time!" "My father said that the cuihua of more than 300 catties in the neighboring village took a fancy to me, and I didn't want to marry, I was afraid, so I came to be a soldier!" "

Your reason is not at all wrong!

Fang Chengen looked at this guy, he didn't look as good-looking as himself, and his body was not strong.

With your body, just run.

Otherwise, as soon as you sit down, it is estimated that the two waists will be wasted.

"What's your name, don't be a soldier, how about following

Young Master Ben in the future?" "Ah, really, I'm willing, my

name is Gu Danian!" "Yes, yes, as soon as I heard that this name is the material of the Ganhu Shangshu, I will give birth to a granddaughter in the future and be called Gu Panpan, Young Master Ben likes this name, come, I am baking a few skewers for

Young Master Ben!" "Young Master, tell me the story of Wu Erlang and Pan Jinlian again!"

Okay, let's continue

to talk about it last time, talk about this Wu Erlang...... "For the story of Wu Erlang and Pan Jinlian, this group of soldiers can be said to have never tired of hearing it, as for the reason, it is very simple, because the captain does not tell a version every time.

So far, you've probably heard four versions.

Just when Fang Chengen was dancing and jubilant, Gu Danian and the two of them were also enthusiastic when they listened.

A rush of shouts rang out from behind several people.

"Lao Fang, help!"

"I'm grass, it's Cheng Chuhei, what's wrong

with this? This guy is idle, just now he was wandering around alone, how can this save his life!

Looking in the direction where the shouting came from, I saw that this guy Cheng Chuhei was running this way in the mountains and forests, looking like that, it seemed that he was still holding something in his arms?"

"Bear, it's a bear, young master, run!" Gu Danian's eyes were good, and he saw at a glance that behind Cheng Zhihe, a huge black bear was chasing him.

I'll wipe it, this dog thing, what are you doing to provoke

the black bear!" "Hurry up, climb the tree, Gu Danian, push this young master!"

In an instant, Fang Chengen reflected, the black bear thing, he may not outrun him.

And the two teammates around him can't run by themselves.

Let's climb a tree, it's safest.

With the help of Gu Danian and the others, Fang Chengen quickly climbed a big tree beside him.

Sitting on a large tree stubble panting.

"Ma Dan, Cheng Zhihei, this dog thing, can really cause trouble!" In

the blink of an eye, Cheng Zhisi ran over, and when he saw Fang Chengen sitting on the branch, his eyes lit up.

With a strong toss of both hands, the object in his hand was thrown over.

"Lao Fang continues

!" "I'll wipe it, what is this!" Fang

Chengen subconsciously took it, and finally found out why there was a black bear chasing this dog thing.

This guy stole someone's house.

A little bear was held in Fang Chengen's hand, staring at the monster in front of him curiously with a pair of dark black eyes.

Sniffing the good smell coming from the monster's face, the little black bear couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick it.

Ah, that's what it smells like.

Fang Chengen rudely slammed the little guy's head to the side.

As a result, the little guy tilted his head and fell asleep on his shoulder.

This little guy seems to like himself a

little! No, this season, bears should be hibernating, how can there be this thing out for activities!

"Ah, young master, throw it back for the little grandfather!"

Gu Danian wailed.

Fang Chengen looked down and saw that this guy was sitting on a branch of a tree below him, and under his buttocks, a huge black bear was screaming and trying to stroke his ass.

Cheng ran to a tree not far away, and was snorting and panting.

"Virgin, why did you get this thing?" Fang

Chengen pointed to the bear in his arms.

Cheng Chusi settled down, and said loudly: "I went over there to pee, but I ran into a tree hole, this little thing is inside, I look very good, I plan to take it back and raise it, didn't you say last time that dignitaries like us should raise some pets that match their identity, I look at the little things It's good, when I grow up, pull it out and stand for the big fool of the Wei Chi family, it is absolutely beautiful!"

Then you run in

the direction of the big camp, let's just three of us, stuff the big bear between the teeth!" Cheng Chuhei's face flushed, he just ran away for his life, and he thought of something else

!" "Old Fang, think of a way, I don't want to become bear dung

!" Fang Chengen looked down at the big tree branch under his buttocks, this tree is thick enough and strong enough, and if you look at the direction of the big camp again, the time is about the same!"

Wait, wait for the white slash back, I want to eat this guy's bear paw!"

The black bear ran away without waiting for the hundred battles to return.

At the same time, there was also the half fat sheep that Fang Chengen used to wear strings.

Well, when the children were replaced,

when they came back, they only saw the mess everywhere and the big captains hiding in the trees shivering.