This Zhenguan is a bit silly

"Hey, Wocao, Lao Du, listen, is there something wrong with my ears, are these soldiers of Zuo Wuwei reading the Analects?"

Fang Xuanling scratched his ears and asked Du Ruhui beside him in disbelief.

Du Ruhui also had a ghostly look: "Don't ask me, the old man is also doubting whether he heard it wrong

!" "That's right, it's the Analects, it's the Analects!" Yu Chigong danced at the two and said: "Oh, I can't imagine it, this Zuo Wuwei is amazing, he can recite the Analects, Lao Tzu thought that Lao Tzu would be a special mother!"

Yu Chi Lao Hei, don't brag, you can recite one to this king, you can memorize the Analects, Lao Tzu will see you and call Grandpa in the future!"

Li Xiaogong, the king of Hejian County, looked at Yu Chigong with disdain.

The military generals of the entire Tang Dynasty are generally not highly educated, and being able to study a private school is already considered a senior degree, or the kind of person who graduated halfway, especially Wei Chigong, who is a drag oil bottle that seriously lowers the cultural level of military generals, and with such a good look, he can still memorize the Analects of the sage, don't joke with Lao Tzu!

Lao Tzu is ashamed to be with him.

Regarding Li Xiaogong's judgment, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui also agreed with it in their hearts.

As for the surface, I still don't speak.

This group of vulgar martial artists, dog eats dog hair.

Military generals, one by one are uneducated, for their group of vulgar people, the Analects are the existence of the ceiling level, if you tell him about the subset of scriptures and history, they will answer you 100% with a confused face, what are you talking about.

Wei Chigong obviously did not agree with this, and as a rare cultural person in the group of military generals, he scolded loudly: " Li Xiaogong, don't think that you are a prince Lao Tzu is afraid of you, just a Analect, Lao Tzu can not memorize it, then back then, I Wei Chi was also a famous handsome student in ten miles and eight villages, the seed of a scholar, three years old can make poems, five years old export into a chapter, today if it is not to welcome Lao Cheng, I Wei Chi Gong can not steal the limelight of his own brother, your grandfather will be called, I tell you Li Xiaogong, you will thank Cheng Biting Jin for this ramming!".

Li Xiaogong didn't raise his head, obviously he was prepared for Wei Chigong to say such a thing, and was just about to refute two sentences, when he suddenly heard Li Er speak.

"Don't make any noise, people are coming!" A

group of civil and military hurriedly looked up, only to see that the big flag suddenly stopped.

In the distance, a neat team of men and horses slowly approached from the banner.

The generals' eyes widened as they looked at the soldiers who were walking towards them.

This is Zuo Wuwei's soldiers

? In addition to the forbidden army, I still have such a clean soldier in Datang

? How

is this possible? Is it blind

? And with this step of walking, how is it possible, so many people are actually in unison, this is also terrible!

How did this happen?

The next scene was the most shocking.

The soldiers were lined up on both sides, and Lao Cheng was shirtless, wearing a big coat, and came slowly with a chariot.

Yes, it's the kind of chariot that only exists in the Spring and Autumn period.

This guy is so coquettish that he can't do it, driving with his left hand and raising his right hand high, revealing the scar of the bowl on his right abdomen.

"Hello soldiers!" said Lao Cheng, turning his body to the soldiers on both sides of the road.

"Hello handsome!" the soldiers replied loudly.

"The soldiers have worked hard!" Lao Cheng was in high spirits.

"Datang Wansheng!" the soldiers' responses became louder and louder.

This scene, Li Er and the other handsomes who watched it were about to drool.

Everyone is a figure who has commanded a large army, and they have reviewed the army many times, but that one is as chic as Cheng Biting Jin.

And those two shouts, you listen, how refreshing! The

veterans secretly resolved that they would play like this next time they had the opportunity.

At least it can't be worse than Cheng Biting Jin's play.

Not for anything else, just for my own heart to fight for the country!"

"Hmph, why don't you freeze this old deflated calf to death!!"

A cold snort broke everyone's illusions, and when he looked up, it was no one else, Li Daozong, the king of Jiangxia, was looking at Lao Cheng who was walking slowly with a jealous expression.

That expression, although it is not gnashing teeth, is almost the same.

Everyone is a member of the military, and this is already jealousy!

Is Old

Cheng stupid? Obviously, he is not stupid!

As soon as he stepped off the chariot, Cheng Dong waited with his thick clothes in his arms.

"Dashuai, are you

cold?" "Lao Tzu is not cold

!" "Then what are you shivering

?" "Refreshed

!" "Why is your face yellow again?"

"The wax applied in the cold weather

!" "Then you ......" "

Say one more word, Lao Tzu will give you to the kid surnamed Fang!"

Lao Cheng gritted his teeth and popped out of the root of his teeth.

At this moment, Cheng Dong panicked!

He covered his mouth with both hands, and retreated backwards with his legs unobedied.

Give yourself to Fang Chengen's dog thing, Dashuai, you might as well kill

the little one! That dog thing, you have the heart and eye to play with

the dog! The little one goes to serve the dog thing, isn't it better to live than die.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I miss the old minister, the old minister almost can't pick you up!" Just

when Cheng Dong was trembling, he heard a "whoosh" in his ears.

His own handsome man pounced on Li Er like a loose horse.

No, it's like a second ha who has seen its owner.

Regarding Cheng Yanjin's performance, Li Er obviously expected it.

In this era when kneeling and worshipping is not yet up, Cheng Laogou has a high probability of falling on his body and touching all the snot and tears that can flow out to his dragon robe to express his thoughts and worship for himself.

Admired and praised by others, Li Er has never refused.

When no one even praises himself, he can praise himself in the mirror, such as: "You are great, Li Jiancheng is a der!" "You know, you are the most suitable emperor of the Tang Dynasty, more suitable than your Lao Tzu!" "Oh, who is the person in this mirror? Could it be the first emperor of the Tang Dynasty?......" and so on, the truth!

Of course, if someone praises themselves, they also touch their noses on themselves.

This made Li Er, who had a little bit of a habit of cleanliness, unbearable.

In the end, it is the person who has fought on the battlefield, and how sharp the reaction is.

At the moment when Cheng Biting Jin pounced, Li Er's legs were forced, he twisted his waist suddenly, and made a big jump.

Xiao Jing, who was hiding behind him, was suddenly dumbfounded.

"Woo woo ~ don't!" A

head of Cheng Biting Jin, which was close to two hundred catties, rushed to his face, and the sense of oppression could be described as full.

Fortunately, Xiao Jing is also a master of martial arts.

As soon as the eyes are closed, the heart is horizontal, the horse is tied, the hands are in a Tai Chi shape, and the palm is pushed forward.

Then, Xiao Jing felt a huge force coming, and the ground under his feet, which was frozen hard as stone, was cut open, and his two feet unconsciously took a few steps back.

Looking forward, I saw that my palm was on Cheng Yanjin's face, and the tiger eyes had already popped out of the eyes that wanted to kill.

"Oh, Lu Guogong, don't be so enthusiastic, don't be so enthusiastic, the villain can't afford it, can't afford it!" Xiao Jing hurriedly said.

Cheng Yanjin is too lazy to take care of him, something like a dog, when will the old man be enthusiastic about you, he will really give himself a long face.

Not ...... though

Lao Cheng suddenly thought of something.

This old dog, it doesn't look like a good thing, the

old man has hated you for a long time, didn't he beat the old man's little report last time?" "Oh, Xiao Jing, I won't tell you, the old man has a nephew, and he admires you very much!"

Xiao Jing was stunned, we are just eunuchs, and there will be people who worship themselves?

The old man's nephew's name is Fang Chengen, and when he talked about Grandpa Xiao several times, he was full of admiration, another day, another day, I will introduce you to each other!"

Xiao Jing's face sank, as if he had eaten Ollie's gave.

No, no, we're just a eunuch, your nephew, we can't afford it, and we can't afford

it!" "That, Lu Guogong, congratulations on your victory, the old slave didn't know what was going on, and suddenly had some stomach pain, it must have been a bad stomach just now, and the old slave left first

, first!" Xiao Jing arched his hand, and he was about to slip away when he raised his legs.

Cheng Yanjin would give him this opportunity.

grabbed the corner of this guy's clothes: "Oh, don't worry, Grandpa Xiao, let's talk again, let's talk again, the old man's nephew is good, he likes a master like Grandpa Xiao, and he also said that he wants to worship Grandpa Xiao as a teacher and learn the legendary peerless magic skills! Grandpa Xiao

is in such a hurry to leave, is it because he looks down on the nephew of the

old man? Or, he looks down on the old man!".

The surname Cheng, you are stupid to be our family, the dog thing surnamed Fang, wants to worship our family as a teacher, bah, our family lacks eighteen generations of great virtue, so it will be noticed by such a dog thing, you, you wait for our family, and wear small shoes for you sooner or later.

Xiao Jing looked at Li Er pitifully, eager for his master to save him and get rid of Cheng Biting Jin, a scoundrel.

He really didn't want to talk about Fang Chengen, every time he thought of these three words, he felt a toothache and a leg ache.

The last time I was in Dongshi, but I still remember it vividly.

"Okay, Zhijie, it's hard for you to do anything for a eunuch, today is a big day for you to win and return to the dynasty, you and I should have a good drink, the wine and food have been prepared, don't go to the banquet early!"

Li Er laughed, beckoning Cheng Yanjin and said with a smile.

Changed to someone else, pulling the emperor's personal chamberlain to talk nonsense, he had already been dragged by him to punish the crime, what is this to do, to win over the emperor's chamberlain, this matter to inquire about my secret or plan to rebel Ah, what is it, but in exchange for Cheng biting Jin Wei Chi Gong like this, doing such shameless things in a smooth manner, isn't this a routine operation, there will be no sense of disobedience, except for changing places, who have you seen these two goods give face.

Of course, this is also related to His Majesty Li Er's personality, he has never been a person with a small belly, this is the character he has cultivated in the army for many years, not to mention, as far as Cheng bites the gold, you say that he is pulling relations with Xiao Jing and inquiring about the emperor's secrets?

For Li Er's kind invitation, where would Cheng Yanjin refuse, as the most loyal courtier of the entire Tang Dynasty to Li Er, he Cheng Yanjin came back with a gift for Li Er.

What

kind of gift is this, if this is counted, then every year there will be a general who gives Li Er a big gift.

The less than one glass of alcohol left in the wine gourd is the best gift for His Majesty Li Er!

They are all horseback riders, and what they hate the most is to see things blurrily.

If you don't drink some strong, how to see it clearly understands.

"Your Majesty, our Lao Cheng came back this time, but I brought you a baby!" Lao Cheng patted the wine gourd on his chest like a treasure.

Li Er's eyes lit up, this dog thing still has good things to offer to me?

This big sun rises from the west?"

"Let's go, you and I go to the camp tent, go to the camp tent and say, let all the soldiers disperse, drink wine and eat meat, they are all loyal to the country, they must eat and drink

happily!" "Soldiers, remove the armor!" "Your Majesty's order, remove

the armor!" Sima in the army heard the words and drank loudly.

For a while, there was the sound of unloading armor everywhere, but after a while, everyone was stacked with a pile of armor, horizontal knives, spears, bows and crossbows, and all that was left on their bodies was a short knife for cutting meat.

A group of generals looked at these unarmored soldiers blankly, you look at me, I look at you, their eyes are full of disbelief.

What did I see

? I'm blind

? This is Cheng Biting Jin's Zuo Wuwei?

It's just that the appearance is clean, when you pretend to be forced in front of the emperor.

But what are you doing in this place so clean

? Who do you look down on in this matter?

In a large open space next to the official road, camp tents have already been set up, and countless bonfires have been lit.

Above the campfire, the roasted golden whole sheep is bubbling with oil.

Baskets of white flour steamed buns, barrels of boiling broth, and fine wine were also brought over.

The opened wine was put into the hot water, and the aroma of the wine was overflowing, and Li Er used a short knife to cut off the fattest piece of meat from the most tender roast sheep and put it on the plate held by the attendant beside him.

Seeing this, Lao Cheng licked his face and stepped forward, snatching the plate away, and as for the attendant, he was pushed aside.

Regardless of the hot mutton, Cheng Yanjin directly grabbed it and swallowed it into his stomach.

The fattest piece of meat is naturally to be rewarded to the general with the greatest merit.

Li

Er naturally also saw Cheng Biting Jin, looking at this guy's grinning appearance of being burned by mutton, he couldn't help but shake his head.

This guy, no matter how old he is, is always as reckless as he was when he was younger.

"Come on, bring up my wine glass, I want to toast my Tang Dynasty soldiers!" Seeing

this, the soldiers raised the wine glasses in their hands one after another.

At this moment, he heard a loud shout: "Your Majesty, I waited for this expedition, but the army was defeated

?" Li Er shook his head

: "No!" "Can you show the majesty of my Tang Dynasty

?" Li Er nodded: "Inevitably!" "

In this case, Your Majesty toasts, but there is only a wine glass, is this a man who looks down on me Zuo Wuwei?"

Li Er heard this, and was very happy:" Hahahaha, this is my discomfort, my Tang Dynasty boy drinks, how can there be a cup, it is all used by the girls, come, get me a jar of wine, gentlemen

, Datang Wansheng!" "Datang

Wansheng!" "Your Majesty Wansheng!"

A group of Wenchen, embarrassed to look at Li Er and Cheng Biting Jin, who were holding a wine jar and drinking a big gulp.

Damn, they're holding wine glasses.

It's them who are insulted.

It's all to blame Cheng for biting Jin, what are you doing to provoke Your Majesty, it's not good for you to let him drink from a cup honestly!

However, for Du Ruhui, he doesn't care about this, from Qin Wangfu to the present, how many years have he followed Li Shimin, he still doesn't know what kind of urine Li Er is, compared to Zuo Wuwei's reading of the Analects, he cares more about this.

Thinking that a dog like Cheng Biting Jin and a bunch of stinky Qiu Ba actually played with a scholar's things, Du Ruhui felt incredible.

This is simply a toad playing with a frog, ugly and playing with flowers.

"Hey, boy, the old man asks you, where did you learn that Analect?"

While a group of people were eating wine and drinking meat, Du Ruhui quietly left the table and came to the side of the soldier and asked.

"Returning to this lord, it's Captain Fang!" The soldier obviously didn't know Du Ruhui, but when he saw that he was a senior member of the court, he also replied respectfully.

"Do you know what that means?" Du Ruhui asked.

"Of course we know, otherwise we wouldn't be able to eat this thing if we learn what to do!" the soldier crooked his mouth, looking like what the hell you wanted to ask.

For some reason, Du Ruhui just thought that this kid looked very arrogant, so he wanted to beat him!

" Then you can tell me

, what does it mean to learn and learn from time to time?" "If you learn the skill of killing the enemy and making meritorious contributions, then you have to practice more, and the more you exercise, the happier you are!" said the soldier.

Du Ruyan was speechless, and suddenly felt that this explanation seemed right.

"If you are a threesome, you must have my teacher. Choose those who

are good and follow them, and change those who are not good?" "If the three of them go together, I must be their teacher, and if I learn well, forget it, if I don't study well, how can I force the two of them to fight!" "

Five out of ten are determined to learn, thirty and stand, forty and not confused, fifty and know the destiny of heaven, sixty and obedient, seventy and do what I want?".

"When I was fifteen years old, I was bullied, I exercised well until I was thirty, I could try to make a move when I was forty, I saw someone put down the dishes when I was fifty, and when I was sixty, I could call him with a big mouth, and when I was seventy, you would kill his whole family, and the law would not do anything about you!"

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