This Zhenguan is a bit silly
Chapter 9
Although the intestines are delicious, they are extremely troublesome to clean.
To first use flour to knead back and forth, clean off the mucous membrane on the surface, and then sprinkle salt to continue kneading, in this era, using flour and salt to clean the intestines is simply extravagant to the extreme, but when it comes to Fang Chengen's body, everything is so coordinated.
It's just him, and if he is a child from another farmer's family, it is estimated that he has already been in the life and death book of Lord Yama.
After the intestines were cleaned, Fang Chengen left part of it to make blood sausages, and the rest was stir-fried, of course, he also commanded the cook to do it.
Since seeing the young master's cooking skills yesterday, the fat cook simply treats his young master as a fairy to offer, let him go east he doesn't dare to go west, let him play with dogs, he doesn't dare to grass chicken.
When the finished intestines were brought out, they were immediately snatched by the subordinates.
But soon, Fang Chengen found out that something was wrong, this group of guys, regardless of men, women, old and young, as long as it was meat, they would grab it one by one and stuff it into their stomachs, hating to hold themselves to death.
Hey, the barbaric and poor Tang people, what a hard time.
As an elegant traverser, Fang Chengen naturally will not be the same as this group.
Without mixing with the excitement of the people, Fang Chengen took Xiao Teng's two protectors and the cook to hide in the kitchen.
A set of water appeared on the cook's board, ready to be made again according to Professor Fang Chengen's method.
As for Fang Chengen, he took Xiao Teng and others to wrap dumplings.
Fang Chengen's favorite is dumplings stuffed with cabbage and pork, but unfortunately the pork in this era is too sassy, and there is no cabbage, so he can only eat mutton and green onion stuffing, he remembers that cabbage seems to be a cross between two vegetables, and there are also cabbages in this era, but it is also similar, it looks a bit like a small cabbage, which may be one of them.
Adjusting the stuffing, rolling the dough, and making dumplings, as a result, he tragically discovered that Jordan Pippen's two stupid hands were very skillful, and the dumplings were much better than those he made.
As for Xiao Teng's garbage, he is not worthy of bagging, only worthy of burning fire.
In the boiling water, the white dumplings are tumbling back and forth, and according to the old man's teaching, the dumplings are cooked when they are rolled three times.
The chef had already prepared the dipping sauce according to Fang Chengen's instructions, soy sauce vinegar, minced garlic sesame oil, and the white and fat dumplings were dipped in a mouthful of dipping sauce, stuffed into his mouth, and his mouth was immediately fragrant.
"Young master, it's delicious, it's delicious!" "Don't talk nonsense, eat quickly!" "
Jordan, don't rob me, there's still something in the pot
!" "Young master, Xiao Teng, this bastard doesn't follow the rules!"
In the middle of the frolic, two large bowls of dumplings were eaten, and a big bowl of dumpling soup was drunk, and the original soup turned into the original food, which was comfortable!
As for the haggis fried by the cook, it
all went into Jordan Pippen's stomach.
The two of them had already been hiccuping, but when they saw the young master drinking dumpling soup, one of them was stunned and made another bowl.
Looking at the belly of the two of them, Fang Chengen thought badly, if he punched him, would there be a burst effect.
After dinner, it was already dusk, and Fang Chengen, who felt a little overwhelmed, decided to go for a walk and eliminate his appetite.
He was followed by Jordan Pippen, who was constantly burping, and Xiao Teng.
Looking at these three guys, Fang Chengen faintly felt that he was the god of Erlang.
Jordan Pippen is the second general, and as for Xiao Teng, he looks like a roaring dog.
Walking along the river, looking at the bits and pieces in the Zhuangzi, Fang Chengen faintly felt a sense of peace, as if he belonged here.
Tonight, after killing two sheep, the house couldn't eat it at all, so some of the extra mutton and mutton bones were distributed to the farmers on the Zhuangzi.
The farmers are grateful for the young master's reward, in this era, they can't even eat meat during the New Year's holidays, let alone precious mutton.
Passing by a villager, Fang Chengen stopped, and suddenly heard the cry of a child inside.
"I want to eat meat, I still want to eat meat!" "Eat your mother's force
, that's the young master's reward, you have to save it!" "I'm going
to eat!" "Lao Tzu will give you a big pussy to eat!" "
This way of educating children is very relevant!
Listening to the sound of
slaps on the child's buttocks, and the child's yelling that I want to kill you, Fang Chengen smiled and left the family full of laughter.
Unconsciously, several people came to the position of Zhuangtou, a few days ago, it was here, Fang Chengen let Fang Yiai know what is called the mad dog fist of modern martial arts.
The big willow tree still stood there like a village keeper, its huge crown open, but unfortunately it was no longer green.
"Young master, there is a hornet's nest on this tree, do you want to pick off the small one for you, take it back and let the cook stew it for you!" Seeing
that the young master's eyes stayed at the position of the canopy, Xiao Teng immediately stepped forward with a shy face.
"Pick your uncle, what do you want that thing for!" Fang Chengen kicked Xiao Teng, who was about to climb the tree, with one kick.
Special code, how I can't think about it, will find a hornet's nest to make up, but the bee chrysalis heard to be delicious, I have eaten silkworm chrysalis in my last life, and I have not enjoyed the bee chrysalis.
However, as soon as he thought of the hornet, Fang Chengen immediately gave up this bold idea.
Fear of swollen mouth.
"Young master, young master, this is a good thing, my father said, this thing eats the size of a cow!" Xiao Teng was a little aggrieved.
"I'm the same!
!" "Same as above!"
???
Fang Chengen stared at his left and right protectors with puzzled eyes, these two guys' brain circuits were different from others.
Pippen scratched his head and said honestly
: "My father also said, that thing eats the size of a cow, the same as Xiao Teng's father said!" "Jordan: Same as above
! I take it in my mouth! You three are the same father, are you all surnamed Pit, right
! I only heard that what to eat and what to make up, can this thing be eaten and that thing can not be made with particles
! Stupid!"
"Fuck off, young master, I'm too lazy to take care of you!".
Ignoring the three brain-opening guys, Fang Chengen paced towards the river at the edge of the village.
Although there is no wind blowing the fragrance of potpourri, the water of the small river still flows, lined with the curling smoke rising from the houses on the Zhuangzi, but it is also a beautiful picture, the only pity is that the houses of those smokers are too broken.
The hornet's nest was eventually plucked, but this was a home that the hornets had long abandoned, and Xiao Teng was disappointed that there were no silkworm chrysalis.
Jordan Pippen didn't care, and the two of them kicked the hornet's nest one by one to catch up with Fang Chengen, who was standing by the river and sighed.
In their world, it seems that as long as they have enough to eat, everything is so happy.
Seeing Jordan kick the hornet's nest into Pippen's face, and the embarrassed look that exploded on Pippen's yellow face, Xiao Teng laughed happily next to him.
As a result, he was unexpectedly beaten up by the second general Humm.
seemed to be infected by the cheerfulness of the three of them, and Fang Chengen also felt a hint of relief in his heart.
It's still good to live in Datang, without technology and hard work, without the plastic bags flying in the sky, without the disgusting 996, the sunrise and sunset, the life of the ancients is actually very beautiful.
It's just that in addition to being relaxed in his heart, Fang Chengen always feels that something is wrong in his heart.
When he came to Datang, except for Fang Yiai, who created a little trouble for himself that cannot be called trouble, everything seemed to be too smooth.
Sometimes, it may be too smooth and not a smooth thing.
Things that are too beautiful always hide hidden dangers that no one knows.
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