Those Years of Dressing As An Animal

After the two kittens finally took a bath, Yu Wei did not immediately end today's live broadcast.

"Wang Cai, shake hands!" Back in the living room, Yu Wei finally put the main camera on Wang Cai.

Most fans and viewers pay attention to Yu Wei for the sake of prosperous wealth, and he can't forget it.

Wang Cai, who is already three years old, has no idea how many times he has been trained by Yu Wei. When he saw the freeze-dried pet next to Yu Wei, the ghostly spirit immediately stretched out its paws and handed it to Yu Wei to hold it in front of him. on the palm of your hand.

After successfully completing the instruction, Yu Wei fed Wang Cai a freeze-dried one with his other hand.

"Come on, let's change hands and shake hands!"

Wang Cai still put his other paw on Yu Wei's palm without hesitation.

Another freeze-dried one entered Wang Cai's mouth.

"Okay, let's make it a little more difficult. Come on, let's make a fortune, and turn around in a circle!"

Wang Cai thought for a second, got up and made a circling motion. After finishing, he squatted in front of Yu Wei again, staring at the master with bright eyes, and a few drops of crystal saliva in his open mouth were about to fall on the floor.

Yu Wei touched Wang Cai's brain and gave him a freeze-dried pill again, "It seems that your memory is not bad, you still remember this action!"

"Okay, the last instruction," Yu Wei got up and took a few steps back, opened the distance from Wangcai, then raised an arm, put his palm in a hand/spear posture, facing Wangcai and said "biu "A sound.

Wang Cai was a little sluggish for a while. Under the expectations of Yu Wei and the audience, the whole dog slowly lay down on the ground, kept his body still, and finally knew how to close his eyes.

"Okay, sit down!" This time, Yu Wei directly grabbed a handful of freeze-dried Wang Cai as a reward. Who made this move the most difficult!

When Yu Wei was studying those dog training videos on the Internet, it took Wang Cai a long time to let him learn this command!

[Prosperity is still prosperous! ]

[After watching it so many times, I still admire how Viagra can train Wang Cai to be so obedient and so clever, obviously they all use the same method, how come my Shiba Inu can’t teach it at all! ]

[The Shiba Inu upstairs is actually fine. My family is still the one who only demolishes the house every day, let alone teach it to pretend to be dead. He has never been able to learn even the simplest handshake. He seems to be very stupid. He was very shrewd when he demolished the house again and again, always thinking of putting the pot on Bian Mu's head and pretending to be innocent. I really thought I didn't set up surveillance at home in advance! ]

[Hahaha Erha, that's really hard for you! ]

[Hey, by the way, Viagra, the two kittens haven't been named yet, have you thought about what to call them, and the older one is actually a boy, I really didn't expect it at all! ]

[Yes, the kittens have been brought home for so long, and as a result, we can only replace them with big and small ones, which is inconvenient at all. ]

naming?

Time to give each of them a name!

While stroking Wang Cai's dog's head, Yu Wei looked at the two little milk cats who were resting on the cat climbing frame.

"Suddenly I don't know what name to give them, why don't you take this opportunity to talk about your thoughts on the barrage?" Yu Wei couldn't think of a suitable name at once. Knowing the level of his naming, he simply suggested that.

Hearing that Yu Wei brought up this topic, Chen Xing, who had already jumped to the top of the cat climbing frame, quickly jumped down again and came to the phone on the tripod.

[Ah, ah, the enlarged version of the kitten, it's like a video call with me! ! ]

[Hahaha, watching the expression on the child's face moving, if it wasn't for the fact that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it was not allowed to become a sperm, otherwise I would have thought that he could understand the barrage sent by everyone at this moment, want to Pick your own name! ]

[It's just a beauty crit, isn't it! ]

The power of the crowd is always very powerful, but in just a few minutes, the audience has already thought of a lot of names that are not perfunctory at all.

Yu Wei hugged Chen Xing, who had been leaning in front of the phone, to the side, and went over by himself.

"There are too many names, why don't we start a vote and choose the twenty most popular names first!"

After the audience expressed their agreement, Yu Wei opened a poll to count the many names that he had just collected on the bullet screen that were mentioned more frequently, and let the audience vote.

The voting was carried out very quickly, and the statistical results came to Yu Wei very quickly. There were a total of 20 names, including small female cats, small male cats, and neutral names.

Yu Wei went back to the room and pulled out a piece of paper and a pen, and wrote the twenty names on the exact same piece of paper.

"Come on, let you choose your own names!" Yu Wei placed the twenty pieces of paper evenly on the ground, and then he stretched out his hand and messed with their names, making their respective positions rich in expression. randomness.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Wei carried Chen Xing, who had just been beside him, onto the pile of papers, and then to see which piece of paper he liked, then the name written on the piece of paper would become the name after Chen Xing. .

Chen Xing could clearly see Yu Wei's actions and plans, and he immediately buried his head on the ground to look.

"Roll off"?

I collided with my previous life, PASS!

"Ball ball"?

He's not that fat yet!

"Mao Mao"?

Think of caterpillars, don't!

"Eggs"?

It's not because Yu Wei accidentally touched them just now, so these people's names were deliberately chosen, right? Hey, go away!

"Star"?

No... wait!

Hehe, these audiences are really interesting, they actually hit him with the name that he had used for two lifetimes, that's all!

Chen Xing immediately sat on the piece of paper with "Xingxing" written on it.

Yu Wei stepped forward and glanced at the piece of paper under Chen Xingfu. He could clearly see the name on it, "Okay, then you will be called Xingxing in the future, Xingxing!"

"Meow~"

"Huh? You don't really understand people's words, do you, and you don't usually cry much!" Yu Wei stretched out his claws and pinched Chen Xing's already fleshy cheeks.

Chen Xing didn't continue to pay attention to him. Now that the name has been chosen, he immediately jumped to the side of the cat climbing frame and lay down.

Yu Wei immediately grabbed Sister Cat while she was not paying attention and placed her on the remaining nineteen pieces of paper.

I'm afraid Sister Cat still remembers the bad or even terrifying experience in the bathroom just now. She didn't give Yu Wei a good look at this moment. As soon as her limbs fell to the ground, she quickly thought about crawling towards the cat. Rack ran back.

"Hey", Yu Wei only felt a shadow fly by in front of him, and the cat sister who had just been put on the ground by him immediately returned to the original position on the cat climbing frame, staring at him vigilantly, for fear of him Reach out to her to control her freedom.

"Hey!" Yu Wei was a little worried, but Yu Guang caught a glimpse of white on his feet again. He looked down and looked closely, and it turned out to be one of the pieces of paper.

It seems that it is probably the piece of paper that Sister Cat accidentally brought out in the process of escaping.

Yu Wei picked up the piece of paper and read the words on it.

"Beads".

Okay, this name is also a choice made by Sister Cat herself.

"Okay, you will be called Zhuzhu from now on. Of course, it's the pearl of jewelry, not the pig of pork, haha!"

Chen Xing sneered in his heart, maybe this bead is really that pig!

When the cat sister was taking a shower in the bathroom just now, wasn't it just like the tragic barking of pigs when killing pigs!

If you really are a cat, you really don't know the real intention of the audience who proposed this name?

"Xingxing! Do you want to come and eat freeze-dried!" Yu Wei suddenly said to Chen Xing, shaking the freeze-dried jar in his hand.

Chen Xing changed from lying on his stomach to squatting, sitting on the cat climbing frame and looking down at Yu Wei, whose voice suddenly softened and a lot.

Seeing that Chen Xing made a move, but still did not come, Yu Wei repeated what he said just now, while taking out a few white freeze-dried grains from the jar, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Chen Xing.

Smelling the aroma of freeze-dried, Chen Xing glanced at Yu Wei proudly, but still jumped off the cat climbing frame.

Yu Wei put the freeze-dried in his hand in front of Chen Xing, and while Chen Xing was eating freeze-dried, he quickly adjusted the position of the tripod, so that the camera was aimed at Chen Xing.

Three or two mouthfuls solved the freeze-dried grains that tasted really good, and Chen Xing heard Yu Wei speak.

"Xingxing, come, let's shake hands!"

Chen Xing: "…"

Chen Xing looked at Yu Wei with a puzzled face, no, no, no, you think this is dog training!

He's been a cat all his life! Have you ever seen a cat owner who can train?

Seeing that Chen Xing did not move at all, Yu Wei was not disappointed at all, and took out a freeze-dried grain from the jar he was holding in his arms, "Come on, stretch out your paws and let's shake hands, just like Wang Cai just now, You must have seen it."

"Wang Cai! Come and show the stars, shake hands!" Yu Wei called Wang Cai, who was eager to try.

Hearing Yu Wei's words, Wang Cai rushed forward and not only sat next to Chen Xing, but also squeezed his whole body desperately towards him, as if he wanted to take advantage of him!

Chen Xing really couldn't stand this stupid dog's huge body, so he retreated to the side again and again.

"Wangcai, shake hands! Do you want to eat!" Yu Wei urged.

Only then did Wang Cai stop squeezing towards Chen Xing, and quickly stretched out a paw and handed it to Yu Wei's outstretched palm.

Yu Wei rubbed Wang Cai's head and fed him the freeze-dried one in the other hand.

Wang Cai's review was very successful, and Yu Wei cast his eyes on Chen Xing, who was beside him, stretched out his palm to him, and looked at him expectantly.