Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

? "Ah ~ ha ~ ah ~ NO ~!" The hoarse pig-like screams resounded through the clouds, even if they were separated by a universe, I might hear this kind of painful wailing. At the Venus base, all the luminaries (except a vegetative who is now hemiplegic) have gathered together. Everyone was blindfolded and couldn't bear to look at this tragic event that happened before them.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.) The golden whip looks like the mantra lasso used by DG Comics' "Beautiful Woman".

However, in the hands of the beautiful female superhero, the mantra lasso is mainly used to set things, or to force confessions. But in Lan's hands, this is a very terrible torture weapon. She waved the magic whip, and every wave of it made a buzzing sound in the air. Just like the special effects of the Jedi Warriors in Star Wars when they waved lightsabers.

And when Lan flicked his whip and threw it on Thor, there was a clear sound like Thor's screaming like killing a pig. At the same time, there will be a fragrance of roast pork in the air.

Tony, who turned his head, said to Rogers: "Well? Is that what you said is okay?"

Rogers nodded: "It's really okay. You see, Thor is not dead. Isn't that enough? Since he has done such a thing, then the price will be taken for granted. After this incident, trust Er will really lose weight. If he does n’t want to be beaten by Lan next time. Ha ha, he actually came up with the whizzing idea of ​​making Li Jie fat. ”Rogers said he was shaking Head, it seems that he doesn't understand Thor's brain circuit.

It has long been speculated that Lan would have beaten Thor like this. Tony looked at Rogers 'ball length. He felt that in addition to needing to keep a distance from Li Jie and being sold by him, he also needed to keep a distance from Rogers' ball length. I accidentally became a member of [Rogers Countless Policy] one day!

Dum appreciates Lan ’s use of the Master ’s Whip, while watching her torture Thor while speaking and taking notes: “Oh, that ’s the way it is. The Master ’s Whip can also switch out so many forms and different energy expression Form, I was too little to see this magic. Take notes! Take notes! "

Magneto whispered to his old friend Professor Charles: "This fat man really asked for it."

And Professor Charles is coaxing the Hulk with the hammer of anger rolling on the ground and shouting: "Hulk!"

I only heard Professor Charles coaxing the Hulk and said, "Hulk, stop whispering. You see, the fat man inside was beaten so badly because he yelled. Come and see. No, yes, just The fat man who smoked all over. He just called too loudly. If you call Hulk too loudly, you will be sent to be beaten later! "

What has to be said is that Professor Charles is really an education expert. Under his coaxing, Hulk looked up curiously and looked at Tor who was being beaten up. Hulk of low IQ saw a twitching back and forth when a round thing was tied to a chair, and made various screams.

This caused Hulk's young mind to be seriously impacted. He couldn't help shrinking his neck, and then said in a very, very small voice: "Hook."

Professor Charles patted his head with relief: "Good."

Magneto watched Professor Charles' educational performances aside, he couldn't help rolling his eyes.

In the meeting room, Lan was angry enough. She put away the mage's whip before saying to Thor: "Okay, let's talk!"

Thor lay panting on his chair, "What's that?"

Lan sneered: "What should you say?"

"Oh oh!" Thor's brain responded: "Yes, I want to explain. Li Jie can't blame me for being like this. It's not that I called him a hemiplegic vegetative. It really doesn't matter to me, although I Acknowledge that I really want to feed him fat ... Don't! Don't fight! Woman heroes! "

Lan looked at Thor's begging for mercy, and finally put away the sword of the mage he had just summoned. She said with a nasal voice: "Humph! Why!"

Thor whispered: "I don't want Li Jie to force me to lose weight ..."

"Okay! He doesn't have to force you anymore. I will tell you clearly now, fat man!"

"I am a fat man, not a fat man ..."

"To shut up!"

"..."

"Twenty catty pounds a month, thin to look like a person in half a year, otherwise you will wait and see. After that you will eat cucumber boiled protein broccoli and various greens. If you dare to touch any high-calorie food, you try take a look!"

Thor swallowed a spit. He swallowed and said, "But I am controlled by this hammer now. Li Jie is actually controlled by that hammer, so I am so lazy. I am controlled by the hammer. , No food, no food. "

Lan glanced at the hammer in Thor ’s hand and she grumbled: “Huh! I now know where this broken hammer came from. Thor, Thor, do n’t you have a destiny?”

"what?"

"It's the legend that died with the serpent! You are the savior."

"Yeah. What's wrong?" Thor began to sweat from behind.

"It's time to sacrifice you." Lan said flatly.

Thor :! ! !

"These broken things are from your Asgard's previous generation of Heavenly Father Serpent, now it is up to you to save everyone." Lan said lightly, and at the same time she went out while saying: "Of course if you save If it does n’t, I wo n’t let go of this dead snake. Dare to move my husband, then he will have to pay the price of blood! The snake must die! This time I want him to die without a whole body! ”

Thor watched Lan's momentum soaring. He took a while to chase Lan's back and said, "But you can't beat the snake!"

Lan sneered, without looking back: "Even if I can't win ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~, but I have two masters!"

Thor felt that what Lan said was very reasonable for a moment! After Lan left, Tony went into the conference room and prepared to send Thor to medical treatment. But unexpectedly, Tor Ming just called so miserable, but after Lan left, he was like no one else.

"Your injury?"

"Pretended."

"Your scream?"

"Act."

"then you……?"

"How can I make Lan angry? If I don't say that, I'll hurry to find a helper! I finally know what it means to let me sacrifice in the legend." Thor looked at the gluttony in his hand. Hammer, his eyes firm.

At the same time, Tony received the summons.

[The Arctic Ocean ’s submarine defense was breached, and the hammer was removed! 】