Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

The snake didn't want to dance, but had to jump under Li Jie's control. Not only did he need to dance and sing, but Li Jie also used a recorder to record all his singing and dancing. Whether it's a snake dancing [Pippi Shrimp Dance] or a 720-degree Thomas roundabout. It doesn't matter if he sings [I love you endlessly] or roars [Large bowl wide noodles]. All the pictures were faithfully recorded by Li Jie.

Thor looked at Li Jie a little puzzled: "What are you doing?"

Li Jie spread his hand and said: "Of course it is to record your precious images for your uncle. Later, when he finished dancing and singing, what if he forgets all this? Of course I have to record the grand occasion of his singing and dancing And let him watch it well. Oh, look, your uncle is now coming to a big windmill for a roundabout, how beautiful it is, plus his hands trembling and pippi shrimp fluttering in the water, **** ! This dance is so beautiful! "

Thor's eyebrows jumped, and he couldn't see the beauty of his uncle fairy mixed with street dance and pippi shrimp dance. There is no beauty at all, the only good thing is that it is funny and shameful. But he was also a strong player anyway, and he was born in Asgard. In Asgard, where reputation is more important than life, this is a huge insult that is hard to say! If it were Thor, he would rather commit suicide than show the shameful dance out of himself! This is the black history of a lifetime!

Li Jie actually intends to record the video, what is he planning to do? Thor didn't know Li Jie's plan, but he didn't stop Li Jie.

It wasn't until the snake danced for more than an hour and sang songs for more than an hour that Li Jie snapped his fingers again and regained control of the snake. For Big Snake, singing and dancing for an hour is not a big deal. He will not feel tired because of it, but his body will not feel uncomfortable. When the serpent stopped dancing, he glared at Li Jie: "What did you do to me ?!" The serpent's eyes were red with blood, and it really looked like a giant python eating someone.

Li Jie said indifferently: "It's nothing, just let you perform a show for us on this common day." Li Jie turned the screen of the recorder and started playing the picture of the snake just dancing. In the picture, the serpent singing and dancing is full of passion and rhythm.

Sometimes he dances hip-hop, sometimes rumba, sometimes pippi shrimp, and sometimes even ballet can dance. It's really embarrassing to the big snake. When you are old, you have to jump on your toes and "Four Little Swans".

Looking at the video and the video, the serpent felt that he had suffered the most humiliation in his life. His entire face was flushed with rage, and his hair was almost standing upright. The so-called anger rushing to the crown refers to what the serpent looks like now.

"What did you do to me ?!" The serpent couldn't contain his anger.

Li Jie's so-called fear: "Let you exercise some muscles and bones. You have been staying inactive here, which is bad for your health. Right, Thor." Although Thor is not particularly smart, he is not stupid. , He quickly nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes, this is for your good health!"

The serpent clenched his fists, his nails pierced the skin of his palm, and he clenched and bleeding his hands. The serpent gritted his teeth: "So why are you recording these?"

"Oh, this is what." Li Jie said with his thoughtful words: "Of course it was given to the king of Asgard-Odin-to visit. You probably do n’t know, Odin is addicted to" Family Funny "recently "Video Collection" is not extricable. "Li Jie said this is not a lie, just like Thor is addicted to" Hell's Kitchen ", but Odin was also conquered by the" Funny Video Collection "on earth.

This is a funny video composed of all kinds of funny and mistakes. There are a lot of low-level funny jokes, such as skateboarding mistakes and falling to the egg, playing motorcycle errors and hitting the egg, kicking the ball and then kicking the egg, or parkour errors and the egg. Odin's favorite thing is to hit the egg after seeing a human error, and then hold the egg to roll around the pain, he can laugh all day and then enjoy it. Who said that the big guys have no more fun? Thor and Odin's father and son are clearly the best examples.

Li Jie is also not stingy about the big snake, he took over the "Funny Family Video Collection" from Odin. And it was shown to the snake, and while watching it, he said to the snake: "Look, these idiots can't even protect their eggs. Are you saying they are a bunch of idiots and jokes?"

"Isn't it funny that they are doing this? Seriously, I plan to add the dance you just did." Li Jie said as he said, he called up the dance video of the big snake and pointed out some of the enchanting dances. It includes Pippi shrimp dance, four little swans and a steel tube dance with one steel tube as the background and so on.

In these dance scenes, Serpent showed his enchanting dance posture and perfect singing skills. He not only sang "I Play Mud in the Northeast" but also sang classics such as "My Skateboard Shoes" and "Roasted Gluten". Anyway, when looking at these pictures, Thor's expression is very complicated. He wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh. In any case, the serpent is also a generation of Asgard's owls, and he doesn't respect him if he laughs out loud. It is one thing to kill him, but it is another to trample on his dignity and glory.

Thor can't do anything that tramples on the dignity of others, but Li Jie can do it: "Look, your coquettish dance style, this unique singing style. Seriously, I plan to keep you singing a few more songs, Dance a few more dances. Then edit these, then make an album, and make a special "Snake Funny Video Collection". How do you think? "Li Jie looked at the snake sincerely, his expression looks like I think my idea is awesome.

The face of the snake is like a cold iron, his voice seems to be coming out of his throat: "You just want to please your father Odin?"

"Odin's happy?" Li Jie seemed to think that the snake understood something wrong, he waved his hand: "No, not to make Odin happy."

"So what do you want to do? !!!"

"Oh, in fact, we have sold this series of" Family Funny Video Collection "all over the universe." Li Jie did not tell lies, although the show is very low-level fun, it is a kind of fun A fun tool built on the pain of others. But in fact, everyone in this world and this universe eats this set. Everyone especially likes to see the scenes of others who are stupid and ugly, and then laughs heartlessly.

So this series is not only very popular on the earth, but also inside the Star Alliance and the Skuru people. Even aliens over there also came to play this silly game. Many aliens who clearly claim to be higher civilizations have also joined the army of foolish and silly people and then smiled.

"So, your dance posture will not only spread across Asgard, I will spread it throughout the known universe, and even as a gift to all Asgard ’s ally, the Kingdom of God! Let them know that year. The big snake that is making waves is now just a clown who jumps on beams and sells ugliness by dancing in exchange for the continuation of his life. Are you saying this is good? "Li Jie smiled. But Thor on the side felt it was like a devil's smile.

Some people are not afraid of pain, injury or death, but they value their reputation. This reputation can be a good name admired by thousands of people, it can also be a fierce name that everyone fears, a bad name and a hero, a hero. These reputations are acceptable to these people, and they can all accept. But one thing they ca n’t accept is that one day they will become a clown making fun of everyone ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ All the notorious and infamous names will be added to this joke, and everyone will no longer remember how they used to be The fierceness and evilness of the man are so rampant.

The only thing they can remember is their performance like a leapfrog. This is even worse than killing them. When Li Jie looked at the serpent with a sincere smile and said, "I will let everyone in the universe see your beautiful and interesting dance postures."

"You!" The snake pointed at Li Jie with a trembling hand. His whole body was trembling with difficulty in breathing, and then a sweet "Wow!" Came out of his throat, and he was stunned with alive breath.

Thor looked at the fainted snake, and he said to Li Jie: "You made him stunned."

"I know." Li Jie didn't care.

Thor continued to ask, "What now?"

"Just pour a pot of ice water on him. Then continue to breathe him." Li Jie said casually.

Thor: "......... Li Jie."

"Ok?"

"Are you a devil?"

"No, I'm a superhero!"

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