Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

The old man was very dissatisfied with the fact that the game characters were easily killed. He smashed the computer and muttered: "Really damn, is this game designed to have vendettas against vampires? If there is nothing wrong, weaken vampires. What the Avengers are too strong, so let ’s weaken vampires. What Justice League is too strong, let ’s weaken vampires. Will this group of guys only weaken vampires ?! ”

As he said these words, the old man spoke out the bright red drink on the table. After drinking, he smashed his mouth, as if it were not enough. He murmured: "Now that the taste of American products is getting weaker, it is better to buy batches from China." When he said this, he also dialed a mobile phone and stored it for a long time. Important number.

After the three telephone rings, the person on the opposite side connected the phone: "Hello."

"Well, it's me." The old man whispered.

The man over the phone frowned as he heard this familiar voice: "Dracula ?!"

"Yes, it's me." Dracula whispered back.

"I thought you were dead." The voice over the phone looked unbelievable: "I thought all the vampires in this world have been cured by purifying serum."

"Ha! If you call that kind of thing a cure." Dracula clearly scoffed at the so-called healing of the purifying serum. He is indeed qualified to look down on purifying serum, because this old man with white hair and a little thin skin is actually the vampire ancestor Dracula that many vampires struggled for a long time!

According to legend, Dracula has lived in this world for nearly ten thousand years. He has also established dynasty hegemony in this world. The power of vampires is also the largest power in this world for a certain period of time. But in the age of prosperity of the vampire empire, Dracula suddenly disappeared. The vampire forces who lost the king of the vampires began to kill each other, and no one would obey anyone, and no one would have to be a man. So the good vampire empire fell apart, and finally turned from a big force on the bright side into a secret force. However, even this underground vampire empire has been circulating for thousands of years. It was only a few years ago that Li Jie and others pushed to purify serum and completely wiped it out. Finally became a noun in history.

But no one thought that everyone thought that Dracula, the king of vampires, who had disappeared for thousands of years, had lived in New York, and still lived in a super building in New York City.

The person who received the call from Dracula across the phone also remained silent for a long time: "I thought you were also purified."

"Haha!" Dracula sneered twice: "I'm the king of vampires! All vampires are dead, and I won't die! I'm not afraid of ultraviolet rays, mitral silver, acid and so on. The conventional method of killing vampires is of no use to me. Even if I were given cleansing serum, I would not feel any discomfort. It is just like a cold medicine for me. "

The person over the phone could only say, "Okay, I know now. You are fine, what are you doing with me?"

"Listen to me asking you to help me get some goods." Dracula said to the person on the other end of the phone: "Get it from China, and I will send you a message to give you my specific requirements later. In addition, do you know the vr device released by Tony Stark now. Help me get one too. "

"Seriously Dracula, although you are still alive, I am really happy, and we have cooperated for decades. But you know, vampires are very troublesome now. I used to do things for other vampires, although I have never done any ethical transactions, such as buying and selling human bodies. I am only responsible for helping them get all kinds of uncomfortable sports cars and luxury goods, etc. Although it is not illegal to say what I do, When the vampire fell, I was still staring. "

The man over the phone pondered for a while and then said to Dracula: "They had found me at SHIELD. I was in a gray business, you know. I have a group of people like car thieves, Let them specialize in helping all kinds of difficult antique cars and sports cars to play for those vampires. So a few years ago, SHIELD sought me and asked me to provide the address of the vampires I know, and they have to check the whole Everyone in the vampire empire. You know, in that case I had to work with those people, and I gave them all the vampires. "

Dracula rolled her eyes when she heard this: "So?"

The man on the phone who was originally responsible for the role of the vampire companion said, "So I betrayed the vampires and I joined the SHIELD Witness Protection Program to save my life. I don't do the things I used to do now, I am in SHIELD Under the arrangement of the bureau, I made a pizza shop owner who specializes in selling pizza. By the way, this pizza shop is opened in the staff canteen of SHIELD. My guests are SHIELD agents. "Said here When the man on the phone paused for a while, he seemed to take the phone away a bit, he was saying hello to the guests.

Through the faint voice Dracula could hear the greeting from the opposite side, only the man from the opposite side said: "Hi, blade, hi, iron fist. What kind of pizza are you going to eat today?"

"Ah?" Dracula felt as if he had called the person at the most wrong time ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ When the man picked up the phone again, Dracula hurriedly said : "I hung up first."

"It's useless for you to hang up, Dracula. My phone number is being monitored, so the call you gave me has been intercepted by SHIELD. I guess now the agents of SHIELD are blocked in your home It ’s out of the door. I ’m sorry Dracula, I do n’t want to do that, but you have to understand that this is the **** life. ”The man at the end of the phone cut off the phone when he finished speaking.

At this time, Dracula's house was forcibly opened, and a team of fully equipped SHIELD field agents stormed into Dracula's house, and several members of the Avengers also rushed in.

"Don't move, Dracula, the King of Vampires. You are surrounded!" Deadpool Wade Wilson pointed at Dracula with two pistols, and he said in an excited tone: "Aha! No! I thought I could catch a big fish! The king of vampires, a big fish in the net! Oh, what is the bright red thing in your quilt? Is it human blood? Really disgusting! Smell it below. But the taste doesn't seem right?

The surrounded Dracula said lightly in a chair: "No, I am allergic to blood and fainted. So I only drink tomato juice."