Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

Let's move the time back an hour and a half. At that time, Thor had just finished get off work and was lying on the sofa watching TV and eating potato chips.

After the doorbell rang, Thor thought that someone was in charge of sales, so he opened the door and refused, saying that this service does not require insurance, morning papers and milk.

But the person who came was not a salesman, but Valkyrie, the goddess of fairy palace.

Thor was pleased to say: "Valkyrie ?!" After all, Asgard is hometown, the words of tears when the fellow sees the fellow are actually applicable to Thor.

Because since the last time Li Jie's plan to introduce the dark elves began, Valkyrie has returned to the fairy palace. Later, because the war in the elven kingdom was tight, she was transferred to Luo Ji's hands and went to work.

After that, Thor lost the only Asgardian fellow on earth, and it was precisely because Valkyrie did not cook for him that led to Thor at a certain time: fried chicken and potato wedges danced, Coke A refreshing day flying with sorbet.

During that time, Thor was happy like a wild dog.

Of course, after this period of time, Thor ushered in a painful day. Whitewater chicken breast, vegetable salad, low-salt and low-fat diet, and days of struggling with dog shavings in the swimming pool every day.

Although it seems that I can get rid of this kind of life now, I can't look back. That terrible day has always been a pain in Thor's heart!

So when I saw Valkyrie this time, the heart of Thunder God was very complicated, so he called the name of Asgard ’s fellow man with a complicated mood: "Valkyrie."

Valkyrie tilted his neck and looked at the strong (fat) man in front of him: "Who are you?"

Thor: ...

After half an hour of explanation, Valkyrie finally believed that the strong (fat) man in front of him was Thor Thor, and he also lifted the Thunder Hammer. 【】

This is a genuine Thor, not a dark elf or a powerful demon of some heteroplane, after using special magic to blind his perception. The muscles in Valkyrie's face twitched violently.

and many more? This person is Thor? Why doesn't it look like anything? Nonsense gained more than 30 kilograms, and the body fat rate soared from 6.5 percent to 20 percent. And this is still the situation that the devil has reduced after training. If it is Valkyrie who sees Thor in the days of the reining wild dog, I am afraid she can have a heart attack.

Thor asked Valkyrie to come home and said: "Just do it, Valkyrie. Have you eaten dinner?"

Valkyrie was still a little dizzy, and she said a little confused: "No."

Thor picked up the phone expertly and ordered a Domino's pizza set, and then took out a bottle of orange juice and some snacks from the refrigerator.

After opening the orange juice, Thor poured a glass and handed it to Valkyrie. He also prepared several bowls filled with popcorn, cheese fries and puffed puffs.

"Come on, before dinner arrives, you can order some snacks." Thor put orange juice in front of Valkyrie.

"So, how is Asgard recently?" Thor asked after sitting beside Valkyrie after doing all this.

The Valkyrie took the orange juice a bit dumbly and said dryly: "It's still the same, the Valkyrie training camp is fought every day. The young Valkyrie wants to be high, eager to get honor, and wants to go to the battlefield."

"Old Warriors also want to prove that their sword is not old." Valkyrie said. Thor poured himself a glass of orange juice and asked, "How about my parents and younger brother?"

"Rocky defeated the alliance of the dark elves and the frost giants in the elven kingdom. Now the gap between the dimensions has begun to repair naturally. This time the dark elves and the frost giants have suffered a lot. Loki fought a beautiful victory, as for God Wang Odin is still the same. But in recent days, he has been in a better mood. It seems that because of your relationship, you have lifted the Thunder Hammer. Odin is a little happy, and Phantom Queen Friega is also very happy. "

Listening to Valkyrie's words, Thor smiled: "Is it? That's fine. It seems that Asgard can continue to prosper, and my parents and brothers will live well. Bless Loki and be willing to glory Follow it closely. "

Thor's words shocked Valkyrie, and her mind, which had been blurred by the huge shock, began to sober.

and many more? What just happened?

Thor ordered dinner for himself? Have you prepared snacks and drinks for yourself? Do you drink orange juice again? And Thor is drinking orange juice? !

Damn it! When will the **** of thunder drink this kind of thing! According to Thor's words in Asgard: Freshly squeezed juice is for sissy drink. Thor only drinks the strongest spirits!

As for the previously prepared meals and prepared snacks and drinks to greet guests? For the original Thor, it was only a maid! The God of Thunder never does any housework, never!

Thor is a well-known macho in Asgard, and his relationship with many Valkyries has always been bad. Because the kind of machoism he never concealed, and too self-centered heroism always make people feel bored.

But what does Valkyrie see now? A completely different Thor.

What is he doing now? Doing the things he has despised the most. In the past, Thor regarded honor as more important than his life. If he cannot participate in a war and cannot cut the flag, he will be bored for a few months.

But he had just heard that Loki had defeated the Dark Elf's coalition, but he didn't have any envious expressions, but was blessing Loki calmly? ! Damn it!

When Thor and Valkyrie were chatting, "Fast Forward" had just finished broadcasting, and Thor turned off the TV and turned on the computer from his bag to start reading the material.

Valkyrie gave Thor a curious look: "What are you doing?"

Thor: "I'm reading books, some medical materials."

Valkyrie: Poof ~! The orange juice I just drank all spewed out, staining the floor of Li Jie's house.

Damn it! Damn it! ! Damn it! ! !

I must have come to a strange world when I crossed the Rainbow Bridge. It must be like this. This is definitely another dimension of the earth, this is another dimension of Thor!

No way, I have to find a way to return to the normal world, my God! This world is crazy! Thor actually started reading!

For the rest of Valkyrie ’s time, she had forgotten how she ate the pizza she had delivered. She had been wondering whether she was dreaming or if the way to open the Rainbow Bridge in Heimdall was wrong.

Seriously, she wished that the way to open Rainbow Bridge in Heimdall was wrong, not that Thor in this world was real.

Of course, in terms of Valkyrie's personal emotions, Thor is now better than the original. At least it is a good communication object. Not the same as the original nostrils, Laozi's appearance in the world.

The character is much better, and more humble and easy-going. But look at that Thor (fat) who started watching evening news after eating pizza on the sofa! He looks even more greasy than the Domino's Bacon and Cheese Pizza he just ate.

Although Valkyrie just withdrew from Loki's account, she felt that perhaps Loki was the better king during this time.

But from a legal point of view ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Thor is the first legal successor to Asgard's throne. Thor is going to be king in the future, and Odin is also cultivated in this way.

The king of the gods wants an heir, not an Alaska! ! !

And for himself, the first time that he had gone down was to take care of Thor. Although Asgard was later recalled, he always took care of Thor for a while.

Odin sees what Thor looks like now, what should he do if he summons himself? To answer: I don't know all this, it's the mortal ghost!

This answer will be regarded as shirk responsibility! Jason Lee! Even if you feed Thor into a sphere, why should you take the old lady together and be buried together!

In fact, all this Li Jie did not want! This is completely Thor's pit teammates, one pit is two.

Therefore, when Li Jie arrived home, Valkyrie would look for Li Jiexing with a black face, but she took a deep breath and said before Li Jie prepared to answer: "Forget it, you don't need to tell me. Tonight Have a good night ’s sleep and have a full meal tomorrow morning. Then go to Asgard with me to see Odin. "

After finishing this sentence, Valkyrie ignored Li Jie. Valkyrie felt a headache and she let Li Jie go to sleep. But most of myself couldn't sleep tonight.

Not to mention Valkyrie's headache, Li Jie also felt a stomachache, a headache, a toothache, and a toe headache. Anyway, the whole body hurt everywhere.

He quickly took out the phone and dialed Lan ’s number, and said immediately after connecting: “Lan, please go to the Master Gu Yi immediately. Please ask his old man to go out anyway this time, otherwise I may not be able to live alive Scarlett is back! "

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