Three Kingdoms: A five-year-old bear child who saves Cao Cao at the beginning

“Then start now…”

Lu Lingqi is obviously determined to get this mirror today.

“Wait a minute…”

Cao Qiao waved his hand again.

“What are you going to do again?”

Lu Lingqi said impatiently.

“I’m going to pull the dumplings first!”

Cao Qiao said, “Otherwise, what if I pull it again halfway, what will affect the speed?” ”

“If you pull it in the crotch, you wash me!”

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“Ahh It’s disgusting…”

Lu Lingqi suddenly had a gagging expression, “It’s really lazy donkey grinding and urine, hurry up!” ”

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“Don’t you pull?”

Cao Qiao asked, “Do you want to go together?” ”

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“Who’s with you?”

Lu Lingqi suddenly went crazy, “I’ll get up in the morning first… Solved! ”

“Who would be like you!”

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“Then forget it!”

“I’ll go by myself!”

Cao took out a roll of paper from the deerskin bag and tore off two pieces.

This paper was also drawn by his lottery!

But not a lot, so every time I use it is very economical.

If there is no paper left, you have to use toilet chips, the so-called toilet chips, which are bamboo chips.

For a person from a later life, wiping his ass with a piece of bamboo is simply not too painful.

If you are not careful, you may also cut your little butt!

In this era, there is already paper, but the paper of this era is very expensive, and it is very hard, and it is not convenient to wipe.

Some people say that there is silk in this era!

Did the nobles all wipe their asses with silk?

Nor is it!

Silk this thing, you can know when you use it, it does not absorb water, and it is more inconvenient to wipe.

Therefore, toilet chips, that is, bamboo pieces, this thing, until the Ming Dynasty, after the advancement of papermaking, was slowly replaced!

Lu Lingqi glanced at the toilet paper that Cao Qiao ripped off, and was immediately stunned, and subconsciously asked, “What is this?” ”

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“This ahhhh It’s called toilet paper, and the toilet chip has the same function, it is used to wipe the fart! ”

Cao Qiao raised his head at Lu Lingqi, and then walked towards the toilet inside.

“Toilet paper?”

Lu Lingqi looked at the white and soft thing, and couldn’t help but be puzzled, “This can also wipe your ass?” ”

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“Of course!”

Cao Qiao said, “This thing is much easier to use than the toilet!” ”

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“How does this work?”

Lu Lingqi didn’t understand, “It’s so soft, how can you scrape?” Not all at once… Huh…”

“You’re such a little brat, you can’t even wipe your ass!”

“You can’t wipe your ass clean every day, do you?”

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“Cut!”

Cao Qiao rolled his eyes, “What do you know?” ”

“This is toilet paper, it’s used to wipe like this, not for scraping!”

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Cao Qiao said, jumped up with toilet paper, and wiped it on Lu Lingqi’s mouth.

“How? Pretty soft, right? ”

“Imagine if it is much more comfortable to put this toilet paper on your butt than to wipe it on your butt?”

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“This…”

Lu Lingqi’s eyes widened suddenly, this kind of soft feeling, she had never felt before.

Think about it, if you use this to wipe your ass in the future, then … Compared to the toilet, it is definitely a hundred times more comfortable!

Why is this kid so many weird things?

Where did he get it all from?

This kid actually wiped his ass with this kind of thing, and he simply enjoyed it so much.

And so on….

He was going to wipe his ass with that, just now he … Used to wipe my mouth?

“Stinky boy… You dare to wipe my mouth with toilet paper? ”

Lu Lingqi suddenly became furious, and frantically chased after Cao Qiao.

However, Cao Miao flashed and had already entered the toilet.

“Don’t come in!”

“If you dare to come in, I’ll smear on your face!”

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Cao Qiao threatened loudly.

“You… You wait for me… Watch how I clean you up when I catch you in a while! ”

Lu Lingqi was mad.

“Dingdong, you are naughty, teasing Lu Lingqi, get a box of bonus shampoo!”

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While Cao Qiao was squatting and pulling the dumplings, the sound of the system sounded.

“Groove, good stuff!”

Cao Xiao almost jumped up with excitement.

In the past, Cao Qiao had drawn several boxes of soap, and when washing his hair, he used soap to make do.

Now with shampoo, it’s definitely shotgun for cannon!

In this day and age, if you want to say which part of a person is the dirtiest, it must be hair.

In this era, parents who pay attention to the skin of the body cannot be damaged, so the hair is very long.

Once Cao Cao was frightened by his horse and trampled on a wheat field, according to the law, he had no choice but to cut off a cut of his own hair instead.

You can see how important hair is.

And when the hair grows, it is naturally difficult to take care of.

In this era, there are no bathing conditions in later generations, washing hair once is very troublesome, every time you wash your hair, it is a big project, generally families without conditions, can only wash their hair once a month.

And in this era, there is no shampoo, even if it is washed, it will not be so clean.

Therefore, people’s hair in this era is often smelly.

If you are a dignitary, you generally wash your hair once every five days.

Why do you say that?

Because in ancient times there was a rank called Humu.

What does Humu mean?

It’s about Sunday, when it’s time to rest.

Take a break once every five days.

But why is the time of rest called Humu?

To put it bluntly, the emperor can’t stand your stench, so he will take you off for a day off and go back to wash your hair.

So it’s called Humu.

If Hu Mu is finished, and who does not wash his hair as a result, then the emperor will definitely not give you a good face.

In this era, Cao Qiao has always been very troubled by the problem of washing hair.

He’s young now, and his hair isn’t that long, so it’s okay to say.

However, if you are older, have long hair, and don’t have shampoo, it is really uncomfortable.

If he makes this thing of shampoo, even if the system makes the formula for him, he can’t make it in a short time!

After all, there are many chemical steps involved, and in this era, the chemical foundation is zero!

A box of shampoo is enough for Cao Qiao to use for a long time.

“Comfortable!”

“It seems that having a daughter-in-law is really useful, and you can brush the reward every day if you have nothing to do!”

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Cao Xiaoxiao’s eyes narrowed.