Three Kingdoms Game: Play as a big eared thief and netizens collapse

Liu Bei hugged his fist and bowed deeply

“Liu Xuande has seen Cai Shibo”

“Oh? You are Zigan’s most proud disciple Liu Xuande? I heard about you when I passed through Xiaopei, and the people spoke highly of you, saying that you are the best county order, good, very good.”

Lu Zhi laughed, his disciple was appreciated, and he felt faced.

Liu Bei even said that he did not dare, and he only did what he was in.

Cai Yong stroked his beard and let out a long sigh

“This year, it is already very good to be able to do the things within the scope well.”

He and Lu Zhi looked at each other, and they were very indignant that the imperial court was controlled by the Ten Constant Attendants, but there was nothing they could do.

“Go, go, go inside the house to drink”

Liu Bei followed Lu Zhi to meet a wave of people, but did not see any celebrities in later generations

He drank a few people, exited the hall, and headed for the inner room

The barrage began to multiply

“I’m going, what does Liu Daer want to do?”

“He won’t go and give Cai Yong a green hat.”

“Maybe, Liu Bei just went to the toilet first, you guys are prejudiced!”

“I don’t believe it, Liu Bei, this scumbag, is still chatting with Ganmei during the day, and stealing incense at night?”

Liu Bei came to the backyard

Suddenly a crisp female voice stopped him

“Who are you? What do you do in the backyard? ”

Liu Bei turned his head and looked, and his eyes couldn’t help but light up

A sweet-looking, captivating, bookish girl was standing there and looking at him.

Liu Bei knew that the girl with a charming temperament in front of him should be Cai Yan, the first talented woman of the Three Kingdoms, and others did not have this temperament

“If you want a son who is much smarter than Adou, you must have a smart mother, and the genes are good.”

Liu Bei secretly praised his wisdom in his heart.

He hugged his fists

“This young lady, a certain Liu Bei, Liu Xuande, came to the banquet with the teacher Lu Zhi, and people have three hurries, so they inevitably go to the wrong place.”

…

The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly increased

“The big-eared thief is really not a good person!”

“I knew he must be upset!”

“This little beauty in front of me is so beautiful, and there is a breath of books, and the temperament is so fresh!”

“Big eared thief, have you thought about Gan Xiaoniang at home!”

“Scumbag!”

…

“Liu Xuande?”

Cai Yan was stunned, and his big black eyes stared at Liu Bei, feeling that this Liu Bei was indeed handsome except for his ears

“You are Xiaopei’s county order? That Liu Xuande who sent Master Lu thousands of miles? ”

Liu Bei hugged his fists,

“Exactly underneath”

Cai Yan looked at Liu Bei

“Listen to the people of Xiaopei, you are very knowledgeable and should be a smart person”

Liu Bei nodded secretly, it seems that talented women also like smart men who are handsome.

He shook his head

“I also studied for a few years, so-so.”

The corner of Cai Yan’s mouth twitched, this Liu Xuande looked modest, but he was actually a little crazy!

She looked at the stars in the sky

“Liu Xuande, what do you say are the stars in the sky?”

Liu Bei was stunned, this question is really too simple, elementary school students know it! But the ancients didn’t know it.

He paused

“Every star is a sun”

Cai Yan shook his head

“Impossible, it’s all suns, why are they so small and the light so weak”

Liu Bei glanced at Cai Yan

“The reason is very simple, far away, the distance of things, the size you see is different”

Liu Bei walked a few steps and approached Cai Yan

“Look, we’re so close, don’t you see I’m getting bigger?”

Cai Yan instantly blushed, took two steps back, put his hand on his chin, and thought

“What you said seems to make sense.”

Liu Bei said with a smile

“It’s actually quite simple”

Cai Yan felt that he was offended, and he had been thinking about things for several years, and he actually said it was simple!

“Hmph! Liu Xuande, let me ask you, if you are left alone, in a blaze of incense, fill the entire hall, what will you do? ”

Liu Bei? Did the girl play brain teasers with herself?

He laughed

“Cai Xiaoniang, it’s very simple, light a candle, the whole hall is not full”

Cai Yan was shocked, this Liu Xuande has something on his body!

She rolled her eyes

“What can walk the world without feet?”

Liu Bei waved his hand

“You just came from Jiangdong, naturally you took a boat”

Cai Yan….

“It’s not illegal to steal something?”

“Naturally, I snickered!”

…

Cai Yan was messy, he had accumulated more than ten years of this knowledge, and none of them actually stumped this Liu Xuande!

She also wanted to ask

Liu Bei waved his hand

“Cai Xiaoniang, don’t just ask, I’ll ask.”

Cai Yan nodded, “Okay, you ask”

Liu Bei took two steps

“What egg can walk, jump and talk?”

Cai Yanxiu’s brows furrowed

“Yes, yes, eggs, no”

She thought about it for a long time, but she couldn’t remember

“I don’t know, there can be no such eggs”

Liu Bei smiled lightly

“Why not, stupid can’t be”

Cai Yan?!

She felt like she was being consumed!

“Call me an idiot?!”

“No, this doesn’t count, if you ask another one, I’ll definitely be able to answer it.”

Liu Bei thought about it

“What’s the longest?”

Cai Yan??

“Yangtze River, Yellow River? No, it’s certainly not that simple.”

She fell into deep thought.

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