Three Kingdoms Game: Play as a big eared thief and netizens collapse

Chapter 85: Li Ru’s Poisonous Scheme! Princes: Can I still drink? Almost killed by Liu Bei!
jujube camp,
The snow outside is already quite thick, and the princes don’t want to move even more. They drink a little wine and brag. Don’t have a good life!
“Report~!”
The dusty scouts rushed into the tent, Yuan Shao asked lazily,
“What is it?”
“Report to the lord, Liu Bei, the governor of Bingzhou, killed Dong Zhuo’s general Li Meng in Hongnong County, defeated 10,000 Xiliang iron cavalry, and rescued 300,000 Luoyang people!”
The wine glass in Yuan Shao’s hand was slowly put down, the wine was no longer fragrant, his heart was sore, but on the surface he was still very positive,
“Okay, Xuande Zhongyi, saving so many people is a great achievement!”
Yuan Shu mocked,
“Liu Bei is stupid, 300,000 people, where do they live? What do they eat? Can he afford it?!”
Many princes couldn’t help agreeing, yes, with so many people, just eating can make a county poor,
Their coalition forces now only have more than 200,000 people, and the food and grass they consume every day is astonishing!
“I still need to provide accommodation. He Dongdong and Taiyuan are not rich, can I live here?”
“If you don’t take care of food and grass, Liu Bei doesn’t understand at all! He thinks it’s easy to manage food and grass!”
Yuan Shu, the food and grass officer, took advantage of Liu Bei’s absence and uttered nonsense!
Several princes nodded, Yuan Shu’s statement is not bad! Wang Kuang interrupted,
“Liu Bei’s Bingzhou has a combined population of just over 600,000, and Hedong County has a population of 570,000. What will Liu Bei do to support these 300,000 people?”
Tao Qian, Kong Ni and others all shook their heads. There are really too few. Dong Zhuo is so important, Dong Zhuo naturally regards Liu Bei as a thorn in his side!
Nanyang County occupied by Yuan Shu has a population of 2.4 million, and Runan County also has a population of 2.1 million. The population of one county is several times that of the entire Bingzhou! The Bohai County controlled by Yuan Shao also has a population of 1.15 million. Cao Cao’s East County has a population of 600,000.
In general, Liu Bei seems to control a large territory, but in fact the population under his control is really not much, as far as Hedong County is concerned,
Fortunately, Liu Bei arrested more than 100,000 barbarians to dig mines and build roads.
Although the princes say so, they are actually sour.
They are all feeling that Cao Mengde doesn’t fit in, and Liu Bei doesn’t fit in, either.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a drink together and spanking, I want to roll! There are also more bullet screens in live broadcast rooms in various countries.
“I’m dying laughing, the princes can’t drink any more wine!”
“The big-eared thief has got everyone involved!”
“The big-eared thief will be kicked out of the princes’ group chat sooner or later!”
“Can’t you drink well!”
“Hearing what these princes said, I think the big-eared thief is just like that. The territory he controls is really not good, so Ma Duo is the only one!”
Yuan Shu continued to be sour again,
“Liu Bei didn’t meet the main force of the Xiliang army. Dong Zhuo’s Feixiong army is very elite. He will be wiped out sooner or later if he breaks away from the main force!”
Yuan Shao also said,
“Xuande is impulsive. He only has more than 10,000 troops. The people walk slowly. Sooner or later, Xiliang soldiers will overtake him!”
Yuan Shao has already started to prepare the speech. When Liu Bei returns in such a miserable state like Cao Cao, how can he appease him and express his open-mindedness!
Not long after, “Report~!”
The scouts came in again, Yuan Shu hurriedly said,
“Did Liu Bei lose? I knew it!”
The scout was a little embarrassed, whether to say it or not, and finally his professional ethics made him say it,
“Leader, Liu Bei defeated Lu Bu and Niu Fu’s 20,000 coalition forces in Hongnong County, and saved more than 300,000 Luoyang people.”
“Lü Bu was defeated by Liu Bei himself, thousands of soldiers under Lu Bu mutinied, and Li Jue’s flying bear army was also defeated by Liu Bei!”
All the princes gasped, this Liu Bei is really good at fighting!
From then on, the princes sitting here have the impression of Liu Bei as super capable of fighting, not only for individuals, but also for soldiers!
“If you need help in the future, it seems that you can find Liu Bei!”
Tao Qian’s eyes lit up,
Kong Rong was also secretly happy, but fortunately he had a good relationship with Liu Bei before! Yuan Shu only felt that his face was flushed red from the beating!
His heart is twisted,
“Liu Bei, who weaves mats and sells shoes, how can he be so lucky!”
Yuan Shao’s pink eye disease also happened, and he was very dissatisfied with Liu Bei! The food and wine on the tables of the princes are completely unsavory!
What a ride!
The scout gave them another tidbit,
“What is Liu Bei and Lu Bu competing for Wang Yun’s adopted daughter Diao Chan?”
“Looking beautiful? Liu Bei finally succeeded? Wang Yun left cursing?”
“Brother Xuande is still young, but liking beautiful women is justified!”
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Dong Zhuo who passed Tongguan was furious!
“What? Liu Bei robbed 700,000 Luoyang people from our family?”
“This big-eared thief is shameless, our family wants these people to come to Chang’an to live a good life! What kind of trouble is he making!”
“What, he even robbed our family’s belongings!”
“Our family only has 3,000 flying bears in total, and you lost half of them for me? Trash!”
Dong Zhuo was furious!
Liu Xie on the side laughed so hard, he thought to himself,
“Liu Bei is really loyal, only he dares to chase after Dong Zhuo! It’s a pity that he has too few soldiers and horses”
Niu Fu, who arrived first, quickly applied eye drops to Lu Bu,
“Father-in-law, that fellow Lu Bu was only focused on robbing Liu Bei of beauties, and he didn’t command soldiers at all!”
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“Beauty? Liu Bei and Lu Bu grabbing?”
Dong Zhuo was a little confused.
Niu Fu cupped his fists,
“Father-in-law, that woman has a beautiful face and a moon-like appearance. She is more beautiful than Shih Tzu. She is Wang Yun’s adopted daughter. She seems to be called Diao Chan.”
Dong Zhuo is on fire.
“What? There is such a beauty in the world, and it doesn’t belong to our family! Old Wang Yun, is he looking for death!”
“The big-eared thief is shameless, he is just robbing the women of the people! Despicable!”
Li Jue continued to blame Lu Bu,
“My lord, Lu Bu’s subordinates mutinied and changed the situation of the battle all of a sudden, otherwise we will take Liu Bei’s head!”
Dong Zhuo cursed loudly,
“Fengxian, Fengxian, how could this happen!”
Li Ru clasped his fists,
“My lord, perhaps Zhang Liao joined Liu Bei, and thousands of his men were annexed by Lu Bu, and those soldiers were all from Bingzhou.”
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Li Ru thought for a while,
“My lord, with 700,000 people under his belt, Liu Bei will definitely not be able to leave quickly. We send troops to pursue him now, and maybe we can stop him.”
Dong Zhuo was a little worried.
“This Liu Bei is a cavalry soldier. If he wants to leave, we can’t catch up with him at all.” Li Ru rolled his eyes,
“My lord, Liu Bei has always had a reputation of loyalty. If Liu Bei dares to escape, we will let the soldiers drive away the people of Luoyang and drive them to the Yellow River.
If Liu Bei does not save him, he will see death and refuse to save him. We will see how he behaves in the future! How to talk about loyalty again!
If Liu Bei is rescued, we can surround them with superior forces! Take this opportunity to annihilate Liu Bei and take back Hedong!”
Everyone’s hearts were chilled, this Li Ru really deserved the name of a poisoner, too poisonous!
Dong Zhuo laughed,
“Okay, Li Ru is really smart, this is a conspiracy, even if he knows it’s a trap, Liu Bei has no choice but to jump!”
He stood up abruptly, “All generals listen to orders!”
“Guo Si, Fan Chou, Zhang Xiu, you guys lead 30,000 elite cavalry to chase Liu Bei for our family, and be sure to kill him for our family!”
“Niu Fu, Li Jue, and Yang Ding hurriedly prepared their troops and led 30,000 troops to join Lu Bu’s 10,000 remnants, and then they will arrive!”
“Whoever kills Liu Bei will be granted the title of Marquis of the Township and become the General of Zhendong, a reward of ten thousand gold!”
Everyone’s eyes lit up, the lord has spent a lot of money!
Facing the princes of the Guandong, only 200,000 troops were dispatched, and the lord sent 70,000 troops to Liu Bei alone. One can imagine how much the lord hates Liu Bei!
“promise!”
Zhang Xiu gritted his teeth,
“Liu Bei, if you kill my uncle and rob my aunt, I will kill you!”
Niu Fu, Li Jue, and Lu Bu were all defeated by Liu Bei. It can be said that they are an alliance of losers, and this time they will be ashamed! Son.