Three Kingdoms Game: Play as a big eared thief and netizens collapse

Chapter 99 Liu Bei: Fuck! Zhen Mi who is playing cosplay is actually my wingman!
The bullet screen exploded directly,
“The big-eared thief went to someone else’s house to find a toilet again? It seems familiar!”
“Backyard, backyard again!”
“As long as the Zhen family knows what happened to Cai Yong and Wang Yun, they dare not let Liu Bei go to the bathroom!”
“I think Liu BeiI really don’t have any ideas this time.”
“Yeah, I didn’t see you and let the maid lead the way.” Liu Bei shouted suddenly,
“Where do you want to take me?”
The maid was taken aback.
“Mr. Xuande made atonement, it was Miss who asked me to do it!”
Liu Bei??
A little girl in her teens flashed out, her eyes were big and bright, she bowed profusely,
“Little girl Zhen Mi met Xuande Gong”
Liu Bei sized up Zhen Mi. She had picturesque features, unique temperament, and she was so beautiful that she would definitely be a peerless beauty in the future.
“It’s Zhen Mi, she’s so beautiful now, she’ll be back in a few years!”
Liu Bei praised secretly!
Little Zhen Mi blushed, this Liu Xuande’s eyes were so bright, it made my heart beat so fast… The barrage exploded directly,
“Damn it, you’re being careless, Liu Bei, you can’t really go to the bathroom?!”
“This little girl is really beautiful. In a few years, she will definitely be on par with Diao Chan and Feng Meiren!”
“Big Ear Thief, I advise you to be kind!”
“Big-eared thief, don’t mess around!”
“Miss Zhen Mi, don’t be fooled by the strange Shushu!”
Liu Bei laughed and said,
“Miss Zhen, what do you want me to do?”
Zhen Mi rolled her dark eyes,
“Mr. Xuande, you are a hero in the world, saving the people from suffering”
Liu Bei, this little Zhen Mi puts a high hat on herself first? Kind of mean, “So? What’s the matter with you?”
Zhen Mi rolled her beautiful little eyes, meaning, can’t let people finish talking?
Liu Bei had no choice but to ask Zhen Mi to continue talking.
“Mr. Xuande, you take the world as your own responsibility and you have a chivalrous spirit. Before Yuan Shu planned to rob the daughter of the people, Feng Shi, but you rescued her.”
Liu Bei didn’t expect that Feng Meiren’s experience would be processed into a short story by the world and spread widely.
Zhen Mi’s voice changed, and a lark-like voice said quickly,
“My elder sister, Zhen Jiang, has creamy skin, bright eyes and white teeth, kind and virtuous, and knows how to do business…”
The barrage in the live broadcast room increased a lot in an instant, “The little girl is too good at talking!”
“Why is this girl talking and praising her sister?”
“This is a sales pitch. Mi Zhu seems to have done this before!”
“Big Ear Thief will not be so lucky!”
“It’s a monster, I’m already separated!”
..
Liu Bei waved his hand to stop Zhen Mi’s wife from selling melons,
“Well, I admit that your sister is very good, so?”
Zhen Mi frowned,
“Mr. Xuande, you are a wise master, why can’t you be a little patient, I still have thousands of words to say!”
Liu Bei almost screamed,
“Girl, if you have anything to say, just tell me, I promise you”
He was a little dizzy from drinking, but Zhen Mi said a lot in her small mouth,
Liu Bei can’t wait to find something to gag her, she’s so good at talking! Netizens are overjoyed,
“Haha, the big-eared thief also has today!”
“If this little Zhen Mi does a live broadcast in modern times, she will definitely be top-notch, she looks beautiful, and she can speak!”
“Why can’t I come across such a good thing!”
“It doesn’t matter what Zhen Jiang is, I just want a sister-in-law like Zhen Mi!”
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Zhen Mi smiled smugly, it seems that her speech was well prepared, Duke Xuande was convinced by herself,
She took a few steps closer and whispered,
“Mr. Xuande, Yuan Shao’s nephew Gao Gan, saw me and my sister on the city wall a few days ago, and instantly became lustful. He actually wants to take my sister as a concubine! Just like him, it’s a dream!”
“By the way, it was the time you defeated Wen Chou with one move. That move was really cool! Wen Chou claims to be invincible in Hebei…”
Liu Bei was defeated,
This little girl is definitely an artist, with divergent thinking, just now she was scolding high officials, and now she is talking about the experience of that day vividly, storytelling?
“Zhen Mi is actually a chatterbox, I didn’t expect that! The legendary lady? What’s the matter!”
Liu Bei coughed, reminding Zhen Mi that she seemed to be digressing, Zhen Mi was a little embarrassed, and said crisply,
“In short, you let me, um, my sister got distracted and was targeted by high officials, so you are responsible”
“How do you make me responsible?”
Zhen Mi moved closer,
“Of course I took my sister. Although my sister is a bit disadvantaged as a concubine, I am optimistic about you.”
Liu Bei looked at Zhen Mi,
“Is it you or your sister who is optimistic about me? Marriage is not a child’s play. You can’t mess around. Have you asked your sister what she thinks?”
There was a wailing in the live broadcast room,
“Miss Zhen Mi, ask me to take responsibility, I am willing!”
“This belongs to Pengci! The big-eared thief must not agree, let me agree!”
“The ancient version of fraudulent marriage!”
“Miss Zhen Mi, come at me!”
“The big-eared thief is still pretending, I can’t complain anymore!”
..
Zhen Mi gave Liu Bei a blank look,
“Of course it’s my sister. If she didn’t like you, how could I do this?”
“Actually, my third brother told my mother yesterday that he wanted to marry his sister to you. Unfortunately, the second brother didn’t want to offend Yuan Shao, so the matter has remained deadlocked.”
“My sister was very happy at the time, and this matter was put on hold. She is sad today, and she hasn’t eaten for a day.”
“You’re going back to Bingzhou in a few days. What about my sister? She’s accepted by a high-ranking official, and she’ll never be happy for the rest of her life!”
“You must be responsible!”
..
Liu Bei shrugged, isn’t it just responsible, what a big deal!
Instead of allowing Yuan Shao to get the full support of the Zhen family, he had to step in!
What’s more, Zhen Jiang is interested in him, and he is not a tauren, cheap and high-ranking? ill!
Liu Bei smiled slightly,
“Okay, stop talking, I agree, how do I cooperate next?”
Zhen Mi leaned into Liu Bei’s ear and chirped about her plan, to the effect that when Liu Bei pretended to be drunk and walked to Zhen Jiang’s room,
The two fell in love at first sight just like that, and then Zhen Mi tried to let everyone know about it. Now that this is the case, Zhen Jiang can only marry Liu Bei.
“How about it, brother-in-law, is it feasible? You are so smart, help me add something”
Liu Bei touchedjaw,
“The design is meticulous, interlocking, and there are no mistakes. Miss Zhen, I intend to appoint you as a counselor. Would you like it?”
Zhen Mi’s eyes lit up in an instant, and she opened her mouth, “Hee hee, really?”
Zhen Mi bowed profusely, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, dimples looming, “Counselor Zhen has met the lord! Hee hee”
Liu Bei? Cosplay is up, this Zhen Mi is really an interesting soul!
She immediately pursed her lips and let out a long sigh,
“Hey, it’s a pity that I am a daughter, and I am simply jealous of talents!”
Liu Bei also sighed, I didn’t expect you to be such Zhen Mi!
“It seems that Yuan Shi married Yuan Xi and insisted on keeping the vacant house, and was robbed by Cao Pi later, which made her personality change too much!”
Liu Bei secretly decided that since this Zhen Mi was his sister-in-law, he would not let her suffer so much and not let her cry!
Zhen Mi thinks that Liu Bei is really good, not only a great hero, but also approachable and interesting!
“My sister married you, that’s right!”
Liu Bei nodded, this little girl has really good eyesight! The live broadcast exploded,
“I also want such a cute and funny sister-in-law!”
“Big-eared thief, what are you talking about, draw your sword!”
“This Zhen Mi is really amazing. She is beautiful, cute, brave to fight against fate, and funny. She is simply a perfect lover!”
“I just want to soul-pierce the big-eared thief, and nothing else!”
Zhen Mi pulled Liu Bei, dodged a few guards, came outside Zhen Jiang’s room, whispered,
“Sister, open the door quickly and see what I brought you!”
Liu Bei??
“Could it be that I was the takeaway brought by Zhen Mi?”
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