Three Kingdoms: Lie flat as a son-in-law, Lu Bu eavesdropped on his heart

Really!

Cheap is not good, good goods are not cheap.

This is true, both ancient and modern.

When the large palanquin carried by sixteen people walked through the streets of ~ Jixian County.

Wang Hao could clearly hear the squeaking sound caused by the swing of the palanquin.

You know, it's a big flower-sedan carried by sixteen people.

Even a cow sitting in it does not think it will cause such a loud noise.

Looking at the sedan man carrying the sedan again, he was sweating profusely, walking, trembling and majestic, as if he was about to fall in the next second.

Beside him, there were also sixteen palanquin men, and the big guys took turns to carry it, and it took about half an hour to finish the main road of Little Thistle County!

Boy!

Wang Hao felt choked when he looked at it.

If it's yourself, you have to vomit blood!

Grunt~~~

Swallowed his saliva.

Wang Hao tried to glance at Lü Bu, who was in front of the sedan with flowers on his chest and sat down on a tall horse.

It was obviously a big day, but how did Te Mo feel like a dead father.

There was not the slightest smile on his face.

That feeling...

As if giving a shoulder, Ya can cry directly.

Wang Hao was amazed, and complained in his heart:

[I'm so guilty, why did I scold Lu Bu for licking a dog on a pole before?] 】

[People are doing good!] A woman like this titan, only you Lu Bu, can conquer! 】

[However, who would have thought that Liu Yu, who was a talented person, could actually give birth to a woman of this tonnage. ] 】

[I have to admit that the big family is good, don't worry about eating and drinking, and Lv Bu can also be regarded as a high climb. ] 】

[Oh mom, no, I really can't bear it, quickly sneak out and laugh for a while. ] 】

Forehead......

Lu Bu suddenly had a black line on his face.

If you had known that Liu Yu's daughter was of this physique.

How could he possibly say yes!

At first, I only considered that Liu Yu was a Han clan relative, a big family.

But who would have thought that the impression of everyone did not show up, but was a titan fat pig!

Depend on!

In Lu Bu's heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses suddenly rushed past.

He really wants to quit the marriage!

But as long as you think that you will offend Liu Yu, you may kill yourself.

Lu Bu could only knock out his teeth and swallow into his stomach!

It's too much of a pit daddy!

Specially...

And that's not the most infuriating.

After all, even if he marries a tigress back, it is estimated that no one will dare to say anything.

But Nima, Wang Hao is different!

Even if he doesn't say anything, he can hear his heart.

One Titan Fat Pig!

It's like holding a dagger and stabbing yourself in the heart!

Depend on!

This feels...

It's a heart-wrenching rhythm.

"Luo Jiao~~~"

Disheveled!

A loud bang.

Roll up a puff of dust.

In the next second, seven or eight maids stepped forward to help.

the curtain of the curtain;

Lifting the hem of the skirt;

Ordinary people, one breath can complete the stand, this titan fat pig took about ten breaths to barely stand up.

Under the red hood, she did not forget to complain: "It's really troublesome to become a family, how good it is to enter the cave room directly!" "

Ahhhhh

Wang Hao, who hadn't laughed enough in the crowd, couldn't help it.

Frightened, he hurriedly covered his mouth and forcibly did not let the laughter come out.

However, he was already happy in his heart:

[Groove! ] Liu Yu gave birth to such a powerful daughter. 】

[Lv Bu thought it was everyone's show, but the result was a Titan fat pig! ] 】

[Haha! It is estimated that I have been touching a man for more than twenty years, and I have not touched a man, and I actually want to cave directly! 】

[This time, Lu Bu is guilty and thin, don't squeeze it into a dry corpse! ] 】

[Otherwise, a generation of war god Lü Bu is estimated to end here. ] 】

【Hahaha! No, it's too funny. 】

Woosh!

Lu Bu scolded angrily in his heart.

In the past, he couldn't hear Wang Hao's heart, and it would be very disturbing.

But now, when he heard Wang Hao's heart, it was even more disturbing!

Accompanied by a chorus of bells and drums.

The wedding ceremony officially begins.

Wang Hao never dared to enter, for fear that his laughter would cause unnecessary trouble.

Until that sentence...

"Heaven and earth!"

“......"

"Erbai Gaotang!"

“......"

"Husband and wife!"

“......"

"Send to the cave room!"

“......"

"Reicheng~~~"

Wang Hao dared to come out.

Fortunately, Lu Qiling was pregnant and could not come out.

Otherwise, depending on her nature, it is estimated that she will have to laugh on the spot.

"Big guys, eat and drink well!"

"You're welcome!"

"Come on, come on, eat!"

"Eat more and talk less, be careful that the partition wall has ears."

“......"

Bridal chamber.

The red candles are full of peace.

It was a festive day for Kazumi.

On this low bed, there was a titan fat pig, so that Lu Bu was not interested in lifting his head.

Lu Bu took a deep breath and slowly approached forward.

Every step is as difficult as crossing a mountain.

"But Lv Bu?"

Liu Ya said generously.

"Hmm!" (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Lv Bu nodded.

That twisted and pinched look, like a lady.

"Hurry up and lift the hijab."

Liu Ya urged Lu Bu and exhaled breathlessly: "This thing is too troublesome, quickly take it off, starve me to death." "

Grunt~~

Lu Bu swallowed, his heart was very heavy.

This is a!

It's already such a tonnage, actually hungry?

Liu Yu is really awesome, so many people in the world of the Great Han can't eat enough, and his daughter actually eats a pig!

The Han clan relatives are really awesome to the extreme!

"Hurry up!"

Liu Ya seemed a little impatient, and urged again: "Aren't you a general from the army?" Listen to my father, he has always been fierce, he is a real man, how can he be so abrasive! "

"Erm..."

Where is Lv Bu not cheerful enough.

He clearly didn't want to!

But now the arrow is on the string, and it has to be fired.

Lu Bu could only tear his eyes, slowly picked up the golden hairpin, and lifted Liu Ya's head.

I have to admit that although this Liu Ya is a titan fat pig, these facial features are still symbolic, and they have not really grown into pigs.

"Finally picked it up."

"Whew~~~"

Liu Ya exhaled a long breath and pointed directly to the food case next to him: "Go!" Bring me that roast chicken, and make it for so long that people are hungry. "

"Huh?"

Lu Bu's eyes widened.

The heart said that you have a misunderstanding of the word "flat"?

If you were all flat, then wouldn't I have died a long time ago!"

"Ahhhh

Liu Ya's thin eyebrows were raised, and she glared at Lu Bu viciously: "Hurry up and bring me the roast chicken, and let me say it twice, I really don't have any eyesight!" "

Groove!

Lü Bu was furious, and a pair of sword eyebrows were directly screwed together.

Liu Ya was startled, and her body subconsciously leaned back: "What are you going to do?" Believe it or not, I'll sue your dad! Say you bullied me on your wedding night, see if my dad doesn't break your leg! "

Call~~~

Lu Bu suddenly froze.

At that moment, he got up and rushed to the food case, picked up the roast chicken and walked over: "Give!" "

Liu Ya glanced at Lu Bu angrily: "What kind of attitude are you?" I tell you, I, Liu Ya, am the first marriage, and I am also a clan relative of the Han family, a thousand golden bodies, and it is your blessing to be a widowed reckless husband! "

"I..."

Lü Bu was furious, glaring viciously at Liu Ya.

"What are you going to do?"

Liu Ya was so frightened that she hurriedly dodged, closed her eyes and cursed: "Can I tell you that my father is a dynasty Zongzheng, and he has a close relationship with His Majesty, you dare to touch me to try a hair?" I promise you can't eat and go for a ride! "

"Woohoo!"

Lv Bu directly burst into foul language.

This is a mother's.

Feelings are not to marry back a daughter-in-law, but to marry back an ancestor!

That day, Liu Yu just said that his daughter was spoiled by him, but he didn't expect that it was actually bad to this extent!

Depend on!

Labor and management want to return the goods, okay?

Lu Bu's heart was simply dripping blood!

Seeing that Lü Bu did not move for a long time, Liu Ya immediately knew that Lü Bu was afraid of his father.

So, she was completely bold, and the corners of her lips raised slightly: "I tell you, from this moment on, you are only allowed to be good to me alone; Pamper me, not lie to me; Promise me everything, you will do it! "

"Everything you say to me must be genuine! Do not lie to me, scold me, but care for me; When others bully me, you have to come out and help me at the first moment; "

"When I'm happy, you're going to be happy with me; When I'm not happy, you have to make me happy; Always think I'm the prettiest I am; In your dreams you will see me too; You can only have me in your heart..."

Ahhhhh

Lu Bu almost didn't spit it out: "Are you endless?" "

Liu Ya huffed, "Hmph! If you dare to murder me, I will tell my father tomorrow." "

"Oh hey~~"

Lu Bu was so angry that he didn't know what to say: "My aunt! Can you stop for a moment and eat your roast chicken? This was done by my son-in-law. "

"Oh? Huh? "

Liu Ya tried to take a bite.

That crispy and delicious feeling immediately made her taste buds explode: "Wow~~~ delicious, it's really good, even better than the chefs in the court!" "

"Son-in-law, right?"

Liu Ya tried to ask.

"Hmm."

Lv Bu nodded: "That's right!" His name is Wang Hao. "

Liu Ya nodded while eating: "Wow~~ This craft is simply amazing, is he from a kitchen background?" "

Lv Bu shook his head: "It's not!" People are readers, literate and hyphenated, rich in strategy! "

Liu Ya didn't believe it: "How is it possible, gentleman is far away from the kitchen, you don't understand this truth?" No wonder, you are a pauper, if it weren't for my father, you would have the current position, what kind of joke! "

Nima!

The anger in Lü Bu's heart suddenly rose like a monstrous: "I tell you, the position of Guangyang Junshu was obtained by me Lü Bu by relying on true skills, and it has nothing to do with Ling Zun!" "

"Oh~~"

Liu Ya replied very casually: "Then why did you agree to marry me?" At the beginning, my father wanted me to marry those princes and nobles, but everyone didn't want me, only you wanted me! "

"Erm..."

Lu Bu's heart was about to break.

If you don't dare to offend Liu Yu, Zhonima destroyed this monster of yours, believe it?

Of course......

Lv Bu did not dare to say such words.

He was indifferent for a while, and his hostile eyes were like sharp swords.

But Liu Ya only has roast chicken in her eyes, eats a mouth full of oil flowers, and pecks her fingers, dare you believe it?

"Wow~~~"

"It's delicious."

Liu Ya looked enjoyed, and immediately turned his head to look at Lu Bu: "Although I am not very satisfied with you, I am fortunate that you have a good son-in-law, congratulations, officially become the son-in-law of my Liu family." "

"Huh?"

Lu Bu looked confused.

Before he could figure out what was going on, a huge shadow rushed directly over: "Cave room flower candles, full of wine and food, how can you waste time!" "

"Husband~~~"

"I'm coming!"

Customize the door!.