Three Kingdoms: Lie flat as a son-in-law, Lu Bu eavesdropped on his heart

Chapter 67

But where great achievements are made, there will be a feast.

Today, the same is true.

However, for the sake of me, Wang Hao never participated.

They opened their hero banquet, and Wang Hao opened Wang Hao's hero banquet.

He packed the wine and meat materials that Lu Zhi had given to the wolf rider and returned to his small camp.

Drinking small wine, eating big meat, just on the good day, accompanying beautiful women.

This tastes...

Give his mother a fairy and don't change it!

"Come on, come on!"

Wang Hao raised the wine and invited it, and his interest soared: "Although this wine has faded out of a bird, but it is also wine, there is wine today and drunk today, regardless of whether it is right or wrong tomorrow, go one!" "

"Go one!"

"Drink!"

Lu Qiling and Zhao Yu raised their glasses one after another, tilted their necks, and the wine was dry.

Wang Hao was even more unafraid of comers, grunting and rolling down his belly, just like his mother drinking water.

"Husband, I didn't expect you to be quite talented."

"This book really didn't read in vain!"

Lu Qiling's bright eyes shone, and he chewed this sentence repeatedly: "There is wine today and drunk today, regardless of whether it is right and wrong tomorrow, good poetry, really good poetry, I like it!" "

"Come on!"

"Let's drink another one!"

This time it was Lu Qiling's turn to raise a glass.

She was even more bold, a bowl of fine wine, tumbling down her belly: "Sister, what do you mean, don't give your sister face?" Quickly drink it all, hear no. "

"Okay!"

Zhao Yu only then took the remaining half of the bowl and rolled down his stomach: "Sister's words, my sister naturally obeys, today we are happy, it doesn't hurt to be presumptuous." "

"That's like words!"

Wang Hao immediately picked up the conversation: "As the saying goes: wine is character, a person who drinks wine does not fake, proving that she is also a person, Yu'er is really temperamental, how can she not drink it all." "

"Nonsense~~"

Zhao Yu hurriedly ate a bite of barbecue and pressed the wine in his stomach: "Why haven't I heard this sentence before, who said it." "

Wang Hao smiled: "You don't understand this, it's ... It is... It is a famous person named Wozkisod in a country further north than Mobei! "

"Hahaha!"

Zhao Yu and Lu Qiling laughed maniacally.

Lu Qiling shook his head and smirked: "What kind of country is this, there is such a stupid name." "

Zhao Yu pursed his lips and smiled lightly: "Sister, don't be deceived, there is no such country in this world, this must be made up by him." "

"Hahaha!"

Wang Hao also looked up to the sky and laughed maniacally: "Yu'er is really a clever and witty mushroom, this Wozkisode, don't you just say what I said?" "

"Hahaha!"

Suddenly, there was another burst of laughter.

Lu Qiling was hilarious, laughing so hard that tears almost flowed down: "Oh, I can't do it, husband, you are too funny, and if it goes on like this, 26 I have to die of laughter!" "

Zhao Yu didn't care about pursing his mouth and other actions, and laughed directly up to the sky, leaning forward and back: "Please shut up, what if you laugh me to death, I'm still young, I really don't want to die." "

"If you don't want me to talk, then drink!"

Wang Hao purred for the two, and then filled it for himself: "The so-called life must be full of joy, don't make the golden bottle empty against the moon, how can we live up to this good wine!" "

"Come on!"

"Dry this bowl of wine!"

Wang Hao raised the bowl and crashed into the wine bowl of Lu Qiling and Zhao Yu, tilted his neck, and drank to the glass again: "Ah ~~~ Gong Niang's, although there is no degree, but drinking too much is also confused!" "

"Hey~~~"

"Yu'er, Qi Ling, you guys drink!"

Zhao Yu and Lu Qiling were already drunk and drowsy.

Lu Qiling could barely finish the bowl, but Zhao Yu had already crawled there.

"Hey~~"

Wang Hao was a little excited, and shook his head awkwardly: "Woman! Is this amount of wine really good, just drank three altar wine, can't bear it? "

"That's it!"

Wang Hao slowly got up, walked to Lu Qiling slowly, pulled her up desperately, and walked towards the tent: "Oh hey, it's dead, how much did you drink today?" "

Poof!

Wang Hao dragged Lu Qiling into the tent and threw it directly on the bed.

Turned around, and walked towards the drunken Zhao Yu again.

Zhao Yu is heavier than Lu Qiling!

Wang Hao was drunk, and he didn't know how he carried Zhao Yu back.

In the end, he couldn't carry it anymore and lay down and slept.

"Qiling, where are you?"

"Well, it's her, that's right."

Purr ~~~

The next morning.

The rooster announces the dawn, and the morning sky is full.

"Ah~~~~"

With a sharp and piercing roar, it sounded.

Wang Hao opened his sleepy eyes.

When the blurred vision gradually coincides and becomes clear.

In front of him stood a little pepper with his hands crossed at the waist, willow eyebrows upturned, and apricot eyes round.

Is it Lu Qiling?

Wang Hao suddenly realized something.

If the person in front of him is Lu Qiling, who is in his arms?

Turned his head sharply.

At this moment, Zhao Yu was also woken up by a sharp roar.

Wang Hao's eyes widened in fright, and he immediately turned over, plopped, and fell down.

"Ouch~~~"

The anesthetic effect of alcohol has passed.

Wang Hao was thrown like this, and he shouted.

"Ah~~~"

Zhao Yu also realized something.

She subconsciously pulled over the futon, curled herself up, and glanced down at the clothes.

Fortunately, it is still there.

"Wang Hao!!"

Lu Qiling and Zhao Yu roared at the same time.

"Misunderstanding!"

"It's really a misunderstanding!"

Wang Hao hurriedly got up: "Qi Ling, Yu'er, you listen to my explanation." "

Lu Qiling rushed up and grabbed Wang Hao's ears: "You have a wife who doesn't hug you, and you end up hugging other women, Wang Hao, are you worthy of me?" I still want to explain, I want to listen, how do you explain? "

"Say!"

Lu Qiling was so angry that she almost wanted to kill.

Zhao Yu suddenly realized something, and hurriedly stayed down, and stepped forward: "Sister, we shouldn't have anything happened, you have seen it, our clothes are still there!" "

"yes!"

Wang Hao hurriedly echoed: "Yesterday you two were drunk, I first took you back to the camp tent, and then dragged Yu'er back to the camp tent, but I was also tired, and I fell asleep!" "

"Qiling!"

Wang Hao explained bitterly: "Yu'er and I were still asleep just now, you broke in directly, you should see clearly, we are still wearing our own clothes, nothing must have happened." "

Zhao Yu hurriedly followed to cover: "Yes, sister, we really have nothing." "

Lu Qiling is originally a person with a bold personality and no restrictions.

Just now, it was just anger, but now that Wang Hao has penetrated, his heart is relieved.

But she has already made things to this extent, naturally she can't just settle it like this, otherwise where will this face go?

Lu Qiling moved and opened his mouth: "Am I angry at this?" Is my Lu Qiling so petty? Yes, nothing happened to you, but what did you let the rain do? "

"Her!"

Lu Qiling turned her head to look at Zhao Yu and said pitifully: "But she is still a yellow flower girl, how do you let her marry in the future, how to face the gossip of others." "

"If you don't say, I won't say it, and she won't say it."

Wang Hao was also embarrassed, shrugged his shoulders, and said softly: "How do others know, we are still the same as before, a family that loves each other, isn't it fragrant?" "

"Yu'er, are you right?"

Wang Hao turned his head to look at Zhao Yu.

"Hmm."

Zhao Yu nodded hurriedly: "Yes, we are still a family that loves each other." "

Although Lu Qiling's face was still angry, she had already disappeared: "Sister, I really wronged you." "

Zhao Yu shook his head: "It's okay, don't be aggrieved, really." "

Wang Hao secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although I was drunk last night, I also became conscious in the middle of the night.

Think about the feeling.

Well!

It doesn't seem to be the same.

Hee hee ~~~

Wang Hao was stealing the time.

Suddenly, a voice sounded outside the tent:

"Aunt ~~~"

It was Xiaocui who came back.

Lv Qiling was worried that her father would drink too much and no one would take care of him, so he sent Xiaocui to take care of him.

Therefore, the small party last night did not have Xiaocui to attend.

Otherwise, it will really be chaotic to die.

Wang Hao and the others went out of the military tent: "Xiaocui, what's wrong?" "

Xiao Cui said softly: "The old man sobered up, summoned all the generals to discuss the government, and specially asked me to call you over." "

"Ugh!"

Wang Hao looked unhappy: "Can't you stop for a while?" It is really unreasonable to go to the government early in the morning and not even drink the bowl of skinned egg lean porridge! "

"Oops~~"

"Go ahead."

Lu Qiling directly threw Wang Hao out: "Father asked you to discuss politics, that is an opportunity for you to exercise, cherish it well, behave well, do you hear?" "

Hehe!

Wang Hao shrugged awkwardly.

Labor and management are not rare, right?

"Qiling, or... I'll make you porridge first, right? "

Wang Hao tried hard not to discuss politics, and found various reasons: "Or... Let's go to the river to touch the fish, and drinking some fresh fish soup after drinking is good for the body, really. "

"There is rain, we will go by ourselves." (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Lu Qiling didn't give Wang Hao the slightest chance, his eyebrows were upturned, and his apricot eyes were round: "Go quickly, when you come back, you will have a delicious skinned egg lean porridge, and delicious fresh fish soup." "

"Erm..."

Sure enough, I couldn't hide it.

Wang Hao had no choice but to rush to the military tent.

The curtain was raised, but seeing that the wolf riders were already on the side, Wang Hao hurriedly slipped into the tent and hid aside.

He tries to keep a low profile and keep a quiet voice.

However, there are still more than ten pairs of eyes staring at him.

"Okay, everyone has arrived, let's get started."

Lu Bu let out a long breath and waved his hand.

Wang Hao was suddenly stunned, and his eyes were full of shock.

[Groove! ] You are a thief Lv Bu, you won't wait because I haven't arrived, right? 】

[Do you want to value me so much?] I never say a word. 】

[No wonder so many people are staring at themselves, the reason is that you are here. ] 】

[Lean! ] In case it affects labor and management, labor and management are not ... I have to tear you up. 】

Forehead......

Lu Bu suddenly had a black line on his face, and said in his heart who let you kid come so late.

If this matter wasn't too important, I would have waited for you?

Besides, except that I know that you are a talent, others don't take you seriously at all, right?

Rest assured.

Once, twice.

It will definitely not affect your continuation.

Call~~~

Lü Bu let out a long breath and said softly: "That's right, yesterday we won a big victory, and all kinds of miracles shocked and stunned the yellow turban, and shattered the Taiping Dao faith in one fell swoop. "

"At the celebration banquet, Xiaohuangmen Zuo Feng found me and said that he would take me to Luoyang and show these holy relics to His Majesty, as long as His Majesty can be happy, it is also possible to get a two-thousand-stone county guard."

"It's a big matter, and I want to discuss one or two."

Lu Bu took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and smiled, quite proud: "Wait to speak freely, don't be restrained, not afraid of saying wrong, just afraid of not saying." "

Wang Hao beside him was suddenly stunned, and his heart was shocked.

[Good guy! Zuo Feng is a talent, and he understands Liu Hong's playful nature. 】

[Now that the Guangzong Yellow Turban has been extinguished, he naturally can't kill Lu Zhi, but he didn't expect that he would actually target you. ] 】

[These little tricks, Liu Hong will definitely like it, plus your battle merits, two thousand stone county guards are indeed possible. ] 】

[Lu Bu, this kid is obviously moved, two thousand stone master, I'm afraid he didn't dare to think about it before. ] 】

Lv Bu's expression was slightly embarrassed.

Truly!

He was a little proud.

As Wang Hao said, that's two thousand stones.

You know, how difficult is it to become a master of two thousand stones?

Starting from filial piety, then becoming a lang official, then going out for training, and then to meritorious promotion.

Even if he is in the clouds, with the help of nobles along the way, without a decade or two, it is difficult to achieve the position of the county guard.

If it weren't for the Yellow Turban Rebellion, which led to a large-scale vacancy in the official position of the Great Han, he would be able to do it to two thousand stone masters with his connections in Lü Bu?

Oh my mother's!

This kind of thing, even if you cover eighteen layers of quilts, you can't dream of it.

Well, he just happened.

As long as Lu Bu agrees, it is simply within reach.

Can Lv Buyan not be moved?

He was dying of excitement!

Song Xian below immediately took a step sideways: "Two thousand stone masters, what else do you think?" Definitely yes! "

On the side, Wei Xuan also followed: "I can't dream that it will be two thousand stones, and Ding Yuan and the state are only six hundred stones." "

Speaking from a single point of view, this is true.

There are very few stabbing history, only a pitiful six hundred stones, which is not even as good as a large county order.

It was originally just an official post of supervision, but the distorted ideology of the late Han Dynasty had developed it into an official position with real power, which was the prototype of the later state pastor.

Yes!

Although the history of assassination is relatively low, there are still many people who want to be one.

Even, those who can be worthy of the history of a state are even more flamboyant.

After all, there are only thirteen states in the Great Han, and if you are full of battles, there are only thirteen thorns.

People who stare at this piece of fat meat, I don't know how many.

Wei Xuan didn't understand the Taoist practice, so he could speak this kind of layman's language.

But......

From the point of view alone.

He was right, Ding Yuan Yulu was far less than two thousand stones.

Another Zhang Liao took a step sideways and frowned: "General, although this matter sounds good, the last general can't trust that gelding dog, what if this matter doesn't work?" "

"That's right!"

Immediately after, Gao Shun also flashed out, and said in a loud voice: "Although the power of the eunuch is monstrous, the people and things associated with the eunuch are all shameful to the world, and the general insists on doing so, I am afraid that it will become a laughing stock in the world!" "

Cao Sex on the other side was not happy: "What's wrong with the laughing stock, are we laughed at by others less?" When we were in the merger, how many people laughed at us, and we didn't survive it? "

"That's right!"

Song Xian hurriedly echoed: "The mouth grows on others, they love to laugh and laugh, it has nothing to do with us, I only know that the two thousand stone county guard is a godsend." "

"Not really!"

Wei Xuan was also moved: "What did our brothers come out together and fight hard 883 for?" Isn't it that one day high-ranking officials can be done, horses can be ridden, wives and sons, and glorious ancestors? "

"That's good!"

Wei Xuan glanced at Gao Shun viciously: "I don't cherish the opportunities on the bright side, do you have to shoot them with a knife and a shot, is it really Guangzong Yaozu?" "

Gao Shun huffed back: "I didn't mean that..."

Wei Xun and the others immediately quarreled: "Then what do you mean?" Say it! "

Boy.

In an instant, there was a quarrel.

Wang Hao's brain was about to explode when he listened, where is this Nima.

[Zhennima obeys, fart big things can quarrel. ] 】

[Isn't this a matter of not going to Luoyang, when it is not a matter of two thousand stones, is it so difficult? ] 】

[Just think about the consequences, and then decide for yourself, can't you?] 】

[Promise Zuo Feng, he will definitely be labeled as a eunuch, and it will inevitably be shameless in Shilin in the future, this is inevitable. ] 】

[Konyima! If you don't promise to castrate, you will be seen by the people in Shilin? That's not! 】

That's right!

Lu Bu suddenly realized, and Mao Sei suddenly opened.

He has never been valued by Shilin, and he was also used as a thug by Ding Yuan.

Even if you promise to castrate, you are still not taken seriously, what difference does it make?

Otherwise, promise Zuo Feng?

Just when Lu Bu was about to make a decision.

Wang Hao's heart sounded again.

[The only pity is Lu Zhi, this is a cow man, and he is especially good to Lu Bu. ] 】

[If Lü Bu promised Zuo Feng, he would definitely disappoint Lu Zhi, then the only passage he had to open Shilin would be completely blocked. ] 】

[However, even if he rejected Zuo Feng, Lu Zhi might not help Lü Bu. ] 】

[No way! ] Lu Bu's brain is not enough, the pattern is not good, and he does not know a few big characters, so it is difficult to pull a handful. 】

[Gee! Genima pit daddy, this multiple-choice question is indeed more difficult. 】

[Choosing a castration, offending the scholars, choosing a scholar, offending the eunuchs, may not be able to pull you up. ] 】

When Lu Bu heard this, he suddenly lost his mind again.

Truly.

Lu Zhi is very good to himself.

Thinking about yesterday's celebration banquet, when Zuo Feng revealed to himself that he wanted to take him back to Luoyang, Lu Zhi was indeed a little unhappy.

It's clear.

The other party can't look at the eunuch.

If he went with the eunuchs, he would definitely completely cut off the path of the scholars.

Lady's eggs!

Woosh!

The official position of two thousand stones, I also want;

The support of the people is also what I want;

You can't have both, what the fuck should you do?

Lü Bu pondered and suffered a lot.

He did not dare to make a decision lightly, after all, this path determined his future direction.

The soldiers in the tent were still arguing, but Lü Bu completely ignored them.

He is now waiting for Wang Hao's voice to appear.