Three Kingdoms: My brother is Guo Jia

"Zilong, you don't have to follow me this time back to Xuchang. "

At the dinner table, Guo Yun arranged after deep consideration: "Now that Jingzhou has newly surrendered, Jiangdong will never stop here, even a martial general like Ma Teng can be assassinated in Xuchang, and Jingzhou's side is even more dangerous..."

"With Xu Chu's close protection, plus Guan Yu and the others are near the lord, safety should not be a problem. "

Guo Jia frowned and said, "On the contrary, it is you, facing the Xiliang Iron Ride, Zilong is still safer with you." "

Guo Yun: "〒▽〒"

Big brother, I'm worried about you, right?!

What are you thinking about the boss?!

Is this really good?!

"Zilong is staying to protect you!"

Guo Yun glanced at Guo Jiadao: "Think about it, if you can't assassinate the lord, if you assassinate the strategist with your backhand, what can you do big brother?!"

"What can I do?!"

Guo Jia said without thinking: "Call for help!"

Guo Yun: "(‵o) Convex"

Zhao Yun: "(⊙o⊙) Hmm"

Hearing this, Guo Yun suddenly had a black line on his face!

You have a point!

Big brother deserves to be big brother!

I can't find a reason to refute you.

Also call for help?!

There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it.

"Besides, what's the use of assassinating me?"

Guo Jia said this, but he was still very moved in his heart: "If you really want to assassinate, the target must be you, so Zilong still has to stay by your side." "

"Big brother, don't you think about it, who else is my opponent in this world?!"

Guo Yun flipped his palm, which meant 'my eighteen palms of the dragon are not covers'.

"Bright guns are easy to dodge, dark arrows are difficult to prevent!"

Guo Jia stood up solemnly and said, "Besides, you are much more important than your eldest brother. "

Alas, big brother, I still have dialysis heavenly eyes.

Dark arrows are useless.

But what can I tell you?!

"Actually, isn't it like this, didn't I go with Mi'er to pay homage to her late father before?"

"Huh? Did you meet an assassin?"

Guo Jia's thinking is keen, combined with Guo Yun's arrangement just now, he immediately reacted: "But what did Jiang Dong do?"

Guo Yun: "|(*mouth')"

Zhao Yun: "O__O..."

"Big brother, don't hit the snake with the stick, listen to me first." "

Guo Yun soothed the excited Guo Jiadao: "That's right, there are many rituals to pay homage to the ancestors, won't this take me a full seven days?

"Seven days in advance, yes. "

Guo Jia nodded thoughtfully, and then sighed: "It's a pity for the lives of those 60,000 children." "

"However, this is also not to blame the fourth sister. "

"Paying homage to our ancestors is also a ritual law. "

"Besides, if you still want to marry someone's daughter, or for a concubine, you have to pray if you are in love." "

"Huh?!"

"No, you kid is cursing me?!"

Guo Jia immediately reacted, and suddenly said angrily: "You mean that the eldest brother is going to die, and he has to trouble you, right?!"

"How about you find me a sister-in-law, I heard that Sun Quan's wife is also very beautiful..."

Guo Jia: "B" (⊙_⊙)

What does Sun Quan's wife have to do with me being beautiful?!

This hobby, it's the boss's, right?!

No, talking about assassination, you can still get involved with Mrs. Sun Quan?

Guo Jia shook his head.

But when he thought of his life's events, he suddenly hesitated: "Let's wait until the south is calmed..."

Since he joined Cao Cao, he has devoted himself to meritorious achievements, and time has passed, and now he is thirty-seven.

The rest of the colleagues are almost all sons and daughters in pairs.

Only he and Xu Chu were still alone.

"Don't worry, big brother, you will definitely take Jiangdong within three years!"

Guo Yun slapped the table and snapped, frightening Guo Jia with a clever and fell directly from the stool.

Dude, you are shocked!

Is it excitement that doesn't kill me?!

Can you have a good meal?!

"Xuan Immortal, but did he think of a way to take Jiangdong?"

Before Guo Jia could get up, he asked eagerly, "Hurry up and listen..."

"Then big brother first promised to let Zilong stay and protect you!"

Guo Yun smiled slyly, and after seeing Guo Jia nodding, he said: "The breakthrough point is in Chibi, and the eldest brother stays in Jingzhou these days, and he has to find a way to set the place of the decisive battle in Chibi..."

"Chibi?!"

Guo Jia frowned, a little puzzled: "Why do you have to be in Chibi?"

"I pinched my fingers and calculated, this chibi belongs to fire, and the so-called water and fire are incompatible..."

When Guo Yun was about to make a few nonsense, he was immediately interrupted by Guo Jia: "Put away the set you fooled Jia Xu, what is the reason, honestly explain." "

Guo Yun: "(⊙x⊙;)"

Finished.

Have all the nonsense laws failed?

"Well, I had a showdown..."

Guo Yun moved wisely, and decided to use Boss Cao's 'Enterprise High-level Fooling Dafa': "Big brother, think about it, what is the most in the area from Chibi to Fankou?!"

"Rivers and lakes!"

Guo Jia replied without hesitation: "This is exactly what the Jiangdong Water Army is best at, isn't this the strength of attacking the enemy with its own shortness?"

"Those who drown are often watered. "

Guo Yun said it word by word, and the expression seemed to be Boss Cao who pretended to be beep:

"Big brother, think about it, where is Yuan Shao's defeat?!"

"Confidence!"

Guo Jia's eyes lit up: "To be precise, it is arrogance!"

Guo Yun: "O(∩_∩)O"

Okay, big guy.

I like your brain-replenishing thinking.

Seeing Guo Jia's expression at the first thought.

Guo Yun couldn't help but slander in his heart, it was really difficult to fool the ghost big brother!