Three Kingdoms: My brother is Guo Jia

Three days later, except for the generals who were guarding the fortress, everyone else was summoned by Cao Cao to Chibi.

On the head of the iron rope boat, the river is surging.

Cao Cao set up a table here, which continued to the deck, and the three armies were also served with meat, etc., and everyone could feel the taste of the banquet.

A column of generals on the left.

One column on the right.

The core members naturally sit in the pavilion, and the wine and food are spread out in the eyes.

Before Cao Cao came out, the major military generals took their seats.

Surprisingly, Guo Yun actually participated in this celebration banquet, Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Cheng Yu and others were very surprised.

"Xuan Xian, haven't you always disliked this kind of communication?"

Guo Jia asked with concern.

Just as the so-called abnormal must be a demon, not to mention that his own brother is an almost demon-like existence.

"Big brother, you know me. "

Guo Yun sighed and said, "I'm a person with a thin skin and eating other people's, there will always be a feeling of eating people's mouths short..."

"Today's banquet, but we paid for it ourselves!"

"Can't get it back, can't you eat it back?!"

Saying that, Guo Yun pushed Xu Chu next door and said, "Old Xu, you have to drink to death today, you know?!"

Xu Chu: "O(∩_∩)O OK"

Guo Jia: "|(*mouth')"

Xun Yu: "-_-!"

Cheng Yu:"-_-|||"

Your skin is still called thin?!

Three layers of cowhide embroidery, right?!

Not long after, Cao Cao came out dressed in a splendid red robe, very foreign.

After Dao Jinma sat down, his eyes looked around and said, "Over the years, you have worked hard..."

Purr.

A sound of drinking interrupted Cao Cao's interest.

The boss is giving a testimonial?!

Can't you slow down?!

Is the devil reincarnated?!

Everyone's eyes turned to Xu Chu.

Cao Cao said angrily: "Xu Zhongkang, didn't you detain Lilu?!"

"As for being so urgent?"

Xu Chu: "????!"

"Yulu?"

"What kind of Yulu?!"

Xu Chu raised his eyes, looked at Cao Cao with a smile and said, "That, master, it was Xuan Immortal who made me drink to death!"

Guo Yun: "Convex (艹皿艹)"

This sells me?!

Recently, Cao Cao was a little unhappy when he saw Xu Chu, and he cursed in anger: "Xuan Immortal told you to die, are you going or not?!"

"Go?!"

Xu Chu replied without thinking: "Except for the rebellion of the Creator Gong, everything else is fine." "

Guo Yun: "0.0"!"

Cao Cao: "(○д)"

Chu, you are really still my Chu.

These days, it was the Lord who misunderstood you.

You are sincere, and you did not deliberately lose the face of the lord.

Cao Cao was moved in his heart, and he didn't care about Xu Chu's rash thing, flicked his sleeves, and said awe-inspiringly: "Everyone, the land of Jingzhou is not as prosperous as Xu Chang, and it is normal for the wine banquet to be slightly worse..."

"However, the big river is rolling east, and this turbid wave is also a special style. "

"If you drink just turbid wine, it will inevitably be out of mood, so it is better for me to quote a poem first to help the generals!"

Hearing this, everyone complimented themselves.

The meaning of the boss to pretend to beep is written on the face, how can you not see it?!

With that, Cao Cao got up.

After a few brews, the term "tanka line" was born.

Wine as a song, life is geometric!

......

To the last sentence Zhou Gong vomited, after the world returned to his heart.

There was silence.

I am willing to pay tribute to Corporal like the Duke of Zhou, and may the heroes of the world sincerely obey me.

The breath of the Lord rushed to his face.

"The word Lord is shocking to the world!"

Ma Yiyu immediately went online, and flattered: "This first half highlights the lord's bold character and extraordinary spirit, and people can't help but be intimidated by this unattainable courage..."

"The second half shows that the Lord has the heart of the world and the heart of the Lord, this is the swan song of the ages!"

Awesome!

When everyone heard this, they gave Cheng Yu a big praise.

With a hardcover system, right?!

After hearing Cheng Yu's disassembly, even Cao Cao was stunned.

I really have such a talent when I go down these three or two drinks?!

"Dezu was also shocked, he actually suffocated for a while, and he didn't immediately comprehend the power of the lord to swallow mountains and rivers, what a waste of years of reading the scriptures!"

Not to be outdone, Ma Yixiu flattered: "As soon as the word Lord comes out, where can I dare to sacrifice ugliness?!"

Then, there was another round of compliments.

"Hahaha. "

When Cao Cao heard this, he looked up to the sky and laughed: "All of you are famous talents, how can you fall behind the lord? "

Slapped by the two horse fart masters, Cao Cao suddenly floated.

Purr...

While everyone was pondering, Xu Chu happily poured a pot.

"Yes, Lord Lord, Dezu used General Xu's drinking as an introduction, and offered the word ugly..."

Yang Xiucai was not weak, and after hearing that the official was promoted to one level, his eyes lit up, and when he saw Cao Cao nodding, he immediately said aloud:

"The river has a good color, and the turbid water flows east. "

"Although I go alone, I pour my cup to myself. "

“......"

After Yang Xiu spoke, everyone also nodded slightly, although it was not as cheerful as Cao Cao's words, but it also reflected the graceful demeanor.

After some congratulations.

Xu Chu was reluctant.

"Lyrics are lyrics, what do you say about me drinking?!"

"Did you drink yours?!"

Yang Xiu: "o(╯□╰)o"

When everyone looked at him, they saw that Xu Chu was already full of alcohol and his face was red.

It's over, there's more of this goods.

Xu Chu snorted lightly, and said with disdain on his face: "Master, just this oil poem, old Xu will also ah!"

Hiss?!

Hearing this, everyone present gasped, this product will also compose poetry?!

"It's incredible, it's the same as the martial arts of the Fengxiao Society!"

Even Cao Ren, who had always been calm, couldn't help but be shocked.

Guo Jia: "Convex (艹皿艹)"

"Have you forgotten our family's ancestral Dragon Descent Eighteen Palms?!"

"How many times can my brother compare with you?"

Guo Yun: "(^-^)V"

Cao Ren: "(Д*)"

Call people?!

Hook!

It is a celebration banquet, and the atmosphere is relatively relaxed.

Cao Cao also ignored the noise of several people, and thought of Xu Chu's warm words before, and said with great interest: "Zhongkang, if you can make a complete poem, the Lord will reward you with five hundred taels of gold!"

"No cheating. "

Cheating and looking down on people, huh?!

Xu Chu coughed lightly, and the atmosphere stepped out awe-inspiringly.

With such a gesture, everyone's pupils shrank again.

Awesome!

This is to be seven steps into poetry?!

Even Guo Yun was surprised, he really didn't teach Xu Chu to compose poetry or anything.

One step, two steps, three steps later, there was a pause.

Three steps into poetry, horror!

Xu Chu's gaze looked around, and finally fell on Yang Xiu, looking like you see how I pretended to beep, and said loudly:

"Xu Chu slashed people's heads with a big axe!"

"The big axe slammed people's heads and flew!"

"The big axe will fly again!"

"The big axe slashes people's heads and flies!"

“......"

At this moment, the eyes of the audience were frozen on Xu Chu, and the dead silence in an instant seemed to be static.

How?

Shocked, right?!

You know that Uncle Xu is both civilized and martial?!

The others are okay, but they are in a state of soul confusion, only Cao Cao, his eyes are about to roll into the sky.

I deeply feel that I am a brain wreck, and I actually think that Xu Zhongkang, a pig, can write poetry?!

Specifically, no pig would do this!

Cao Ren learned the Cao Cao posture, rubbed his temples vigorously and asked, "General Xu, may I ask how you used to compose this poem when you used to use an iron machete?!"

"That knife doesn't work, it doesn't go well. "

Xu Chu waved his hand thoughtfully and taught:

"You don't understand this, do you?"

"Swords, guns, swords, sticks and hammers will not work!"

"You have to have a big axe to be imposing enough. "

"Otherwise, how can I be the second in the world?!"

Cao Cao: "Σ(△|||) ︴"

Cao Ren: "┌(. Д。 )┐"

Guo Yun: "(⊙ω⊙)"

Guo Jia: "ヽ(*. Д)o゜"

Xun Yu: "ㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ"

Cheng Yu: "o(≧ mouth ≦)o"

Everyone: "..."