Three Kingdoms

Chapter 2249 Who wears whose clothes and who beats whose drum?

In an ordinary small place, a small county town, the children have excellent academic performance and are considered "other people's children" by the parents of almost all local children of the same age. Then one day, when he arrived in a big city, he suddenly saw thousands of lights and lights, but no one cared about his previous achievements. He was even bullied by the local natives because he was an outsider.

There is no way to completely solve such a thing even in later generations, let alone in the current era of Han Dynasty.

So when this child makes a mistake, even a serious one, will someone immediately jump out and say, "Ah, he is still a child..."

Maybe, maybe not, but no one jumped out to speak for Ni Heng at the moment.

Kong Rong ran away when he was still in Xudu and is now missing, while Yang Xiu is in Heluo, so in Ye City, Mi Heng is a person with one mouth.

Cao Cao was a little angry.

At this point, Mi Heng's behavior has obviously become a challenger instigated by a certain level, discrediting Cao Cao's governance, and even making unreasonable slanders.

Uncle can bear it...

Well, even uncle can't bear it!

Cao Cao didn't dislike criticism, and certainly he didn't like it.

No one likes to be criticized. This is a person's instinctive reaction, but it does not mean that Cao Cao can't listen to criticism. At least at this time, Cao Cao, even if he feels unhappy, will do it after hearing reasonable criticism. Control your emotions, then consider calmly, and finally make a judgment.

But people like Mi Heng, who makes unreasonable personal attacks and criticizes everything indiscriminately...

Cao Cao was very disgusted.

Of course, Cao Cao didn't know that Mi Heng also wanted to be reasonable at first, but without Mi Heng he could be reasonable, and in the end Mi Heng was just making trouble.

From another perspective, even if Mi Heng wants to reason, Cao Cao will only sit down and listen carefully after Mi Heng shows the corresponding strength.

Obviously, no one in Yecheng wants to listen to Mi Heng's teachings. Some people only want to make fun, while others want to create excitement. So when the excitement really begins, is it the fault of watching the excitement, the fault of creating the excitement, or the fault of the jelly?

In fact, now, it is no longer important whether it is one bowl or two bowls. What is important is seeing blood and seeing dead people.

It's like watching someone who is about to jump off a building. Do you care about what happened to the person who wanted to jump off the building? In fact, a large part of the onlookers just want to see the person jump off the building. When they cheer and see the person jumping off the building, they will have something to talk about after dinner, sighing with emotion in their mouths and feeling in their hearts. I cursed, but also received some psychological comfort. At least I can still live and won't jump off the building.

"Children of Jizhou, hum, what a land of Confucianism and etiquette, a place where Confucius and Mencius prospered!" ” Cao Cao sneered, “You must speak like a dignified Chinese, and you must act like a humble gentleman, but what? Deception, greed, hypocrisy, treachery! To deceive others into spreading rumors and causing trouble, you stand over the wall and watch the wind! 』

Cao Cao is not a fool. If you think about it for a moment, you will know what happened to Mi Heng's scolding.

Good guy, from Cao Cao to Chen Qun, from Xia Hou to Xun Yu, no one was left out!

Well, I can’t say I scolded them all.

Mi Heng didn't scold anyone in Jizhou.

Is it a coincidence? What kind of coincidence is there in this world? Even the most probabilistic lottery can be arranged properly. Does anyone believe in coincidence?

"Ming Gong," Guo Jia said slowly from the side, "You are right, you are a person from the plains... Ming Gong..."

"Well..." Cao Cao glanced sideways at Guo Jia, "Well, Fengxiao is right. 』

Pingyuan County is connected to Yanzhou in the lower part and Qingzhou in the east. It is a passage between the east, west, north and south of Jizhou.

Then the good boy from Pingyuan County was driven crazy when he arrived in Yecheng. If he was killed by Cao Cao because of this, what would the folks from Pingyuan County think? If there is a commotion, the problem of Youzhou to the north of Cao Cao has not been resolved, and there is a plain to the south that blocks the communication between Qingzhou and Xuzhou. If there is a little carelessness...

"Someone is coming!" ” Cao Cao thought for a long time, and finally shouted, “Send someone to ask you, Heng, Zhengping!” 』

Guo Jia frowned slightly, but didn't say anything.

Of course, the most ideal thing is for Cao Cao to put on a show himself, but if Cao Cao does this, it will also bring new problems. If Mi Heng gained more benefits by cursing, wouldn't it encourage more people to follow Mi Heng's path?

Cao Cao is actually saying that Mi Heng said there were grievances, so sending someone to invite him would mean giving Mi Heng a chance to speak, and then after the grievances are resolved, he should do whatever he wants. Mi Heng shouldn't even think about it. In order to gain extra benefits, Cao Cao did not hold Mi Heng responsible for swearing, so the two sides could just settle down.

But the problem is, Mi Heng doesn't think Jingjing is so good, and even thinks Jingjing is fucking bad. There is only one Jingjing, but it is promised to so many people, and it is always missed by others. What good is it?

So Mi Heng refused to meet Jingjing, and naturally it became Dongdong, uh, Dongdong.

Mi Heng was appointed a drummer by Cao Cao.

This naturally has some meaning...

When Mi Heng saw the drummer's robe and seal sent by the Cao Mansion officials, he suddenly felt a rush of blood rushing to the top of his head. However, when he picked up the lacquer plate and was about to smash it over, he found that those Cao Mansion officials He has already left long ago...

Drummers can generally be regarded as the military bands of later generations. Therefore, the drummer's whole set of "Cen Mou Danqiao" is to be more colorful and eye-catching, and to attract the attention of others. Drummers are different from those who enjoy music. Drummers just make a living. They have to play something if others want to hear it...

In Mi Heng's eyes, he felt this was a kind of humiliation.

Cao Cao humiliated him.

Of course, from a certain point of view, Mi Heng is a scholar, and it is indeed a humiliation for a scholar to be a drummer. After all, Cao Cao is so petty and was scolded by Mi Heng that Cao Cao will eventually settle it. Settlement of accounts.

Then Mi Heng stared at the drummer's robe and seal, but forgot some things...

He is conceited, but in reality, he is still a chess piece in the end.

And now this chess piece is placed in the middle of the chessboard.

On one side is Cao Cao, on the other side are people from Jizhou.

A large flag hangs in the center of the chessboard, "Taixing Five Years Spring Plowing Work Victory Conference and Summer Zuo Water Conservancy Project Swearing Conference".

Mi Heng originally didn't want to come, but some well-meaning people persuaded him, saying that if he didn't come, wouldn't he feel guilty? If you don't come, won't you be able to let others know about your grievances? If he didn't come, wouldn't it be impossible for people to see Mi Heng's strong character and high morale?

So Mi Heng came.

But things did not turn out as he imagined, with him as the protagonist.

Mi Heng was waiting in a remote courtyard. He couldn't even see the banquet, and he didn't know what happened there. He just knew that the drummers around him had already put on their helmets and changed their robes early, like It's a yellow-skinned toad with a bulging belly.

"Do you know who I am?" ” Mi Heng asked the drummer beside him.

The drummer looked at Mi Heng sideways, "..."

Mi Heng asked another drummer, "You, do you know who I am?" 』

"You are a moron! ” Another drummer answered quickly, and then he and the other drummers laughed together.

"I am your balance, your righteousness!" To balance the grievances of heaven and earth and to bring peace to the world! What wrong has been done to you? Do you have? Tell me and I can help you get justice! ” Mi Heng didn’t mind being called a fool, because what he did was really what a fool would do. “Have you ever been oppressed? Have you ever been whipped? Has anyone deducted your wages? Have you ever been forced to do something you didn't want to do? Come on, tell me, and I will help you get justice later! Let me help you! 』

"You...you are such a fool..." The drummer turned his head.

"I am Mi Heng!" I can help you! ” Mi Heng looked at the drummers around him, full of expectation, “You must have been wronged! You can't hide it from me! you! There's a wound on your back. It's from a whip, right? Who hit you? you! Your stomach keeps growling, you are very hungry, right? Where did your food go? I can see it! I can hear it! Just tell me and I will say it for you! To avenge you! 』

"I..." A young drummer wanted to step forward, but was held back by someone behind him.

"We have no grievances. "An old drummer said, "We are all fine. all good. 』

"No! You have! You have a grievance! Mi Heng said, "I can see it, I can see the injuries on your body, and I can see the tears in your hearts!" 』

The old drummer laughed and said, "Do we have any tears?" We are all fine! Are you talking about this person's injuries? He was the one who fell down at home yesterday..."

Mi Heng was still shaking his head, "No, you are lying to me. You have a smile on your face, but not in your heart!" Your heart is crying! 』

The old drummer slowly stopped laughing and shook his head, "You are not only a fool, but also a liar!" 』

"I'm not a liar! Mi Heng was a little anxious. He could be called a fool, but he felt that he was an upright person, so how could he be called a liar?

"You are a liar!" You want to use us to do something, but you don't talk about it. You just talk about redressing our grievances... But what about the reality? What grievance can be redressed? Can you give us something to eat or something to drink? Or can you take care of our family? You can't do anything, you only have one mouth left..." The old drummer stood up and said, "Let's go, it's our turn. If we finish playing this drum early, we can finish work and go home early!" 』

Drummers, old and young, stood up one after another, and then filed out, each with a smile on their face, like a group of monkeys who heard that they would have a holiday during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

The roaring and festive drums sounded.

Mi Heng stayed where he was, tilting his head. He couldn't understand, "Why didn't you say it?" I can say it, why don't they? 』

On the venue in the middle of the banquet, the drum horn players were beating the snare drum while arranging in a neat formation. At one time, they formed a long snake array, and at another time they formed an array of two dragons coming out of the water...

Cao Cao glanced slightly, and then looked at Guo Jia beside him.

Classmate Lao Cao doesn’t know Mi Heng.

Guo Jia shook his head slightly, indicating that he did not see Mi Heng.

"You Heng, where is your Zhengping?" ” After the drumming stopped, Cao Cao spoke slowly.

The clerk in charge of the process was so sweaty that he looked around hurriedly, and then found Mi Heng in the small courtyard, who was standing blankly thinking about the problem, "Why are you here?" ! Go quickly, go quickly! 』

"Is it my turn to play?" Mi Heng was pulled, "Am I the last one to play?" 』

"right! right! That's right! ” The clerk responded indiscriminately, just hoping that Mi Heng would appear on the court so that he would not have any responsibility.

"Oh..." Mi Heng raised his head, "So I am the finale... That's okay!" 』

Pick up the drumstick and hit it vigorously.

Mi Heng contained all his sorrow and indignation in the sound of the drum, making everyone cry when he heard it and sad when he heard it.

Of course, all this is just in Mi Heng's imagination. In fact, during the process of Mi Heng playing the drums, everyone just stared at Mi Heng, who was playing the drums very seriously in the venue. .

That's all.

Whether it's Cao Cao's side or Cui Yan's side.

Cao Cao once again reached a certain consensus with Cui Yan. Just when Mi Heng and the drummer were telling each other whether they were wronged or not, and whether they were liars or liars, everything was settled.

Cao Cao promised that after the spring plowing is over, that is, next month, a large-scale talent recruitment event that combines recommendation and review will be held in Yecheng, and in this recruitment event, Chen Qun and Cui Yan will serve as the examiners...

Cui Yan immediately said that under Cao Cao's wise leadership, the people of Jizhou lived a stable, harmonious and orderly life, happy and healthy, and full of hope.

So since the people of Jizhou live and work in peace and contentment, with stable prices, happiness and order, what do you mean by Mi Heng's words?

Of course it’s nonsense!

Who is real?

Who is fake?

Is authenticity so important?

So even if Mi Heng beats the drum to produce a flower, what's the use?

Just like Cao Cao, if Cao Cao didn't ask about Mi Heng, everyone present would immediately put the matter of Mi Heng into the distance, just like in life, there is not only the present, but also poetry and the distant person. distance.

So since Cao Cao and Cui Yan have already agreed to settle down, why should Yuanfang, er, Mi Heng appear?

Cao Cao smiled and nodded slightly, as if Mi Heng's drumming had the effect of cleansing the heart and shocking the soul. Even after Mi Heng's drumming stopped, he stretched out his hand and applauded gently.

Everyone just cheered together.

Cao Cao was very satisfied, so he smiled and looked around, only missing Mi Heng, and then he stayed on Cui Yan for one more breath.

Cui Yan also smiled and greeted Cao Cao slightly, but the hair on the back of his neck stood up a few times. When Cao Cao turned his attention elsewhere, he immediately gave Li Pan a wink.

Li Pan raised his eyebrows, picked up the bowl of syrup, and then used this action to wink at the clerk on the sidelines.

The clerk also wanted to wink at someone else, but the people around him had a higher position than him, so he had no choice but to grit his teeth, take two steps shyly, and then point his finger at you. Heng shouted: "Why don't Gu Shi renovate it and dare to advance?" 』

Is it that important whether I wear the drummer's clothes or not?

Of course it's important.

Clothes generally represent a person's identity. What kind of people should wear what kind of clothes? These are the rules, and when the junior officials scolded Mi Heng for not wearing the drum official's clothes, they were actually accusing Mi Heng of not following the rules, just like later generations saying that they should follow the procedures. Process is also a rule.

Cao Cao looked at Mi Heng with interest. He didn't have any desire for Mi Heng's body, but he just wanted to see what Mi Heng would do in such a situation.

In this world, Cao Cao also knew that there were many people who scolded him, so one more Mi Heng was nothing. The key was whether Mi Heng was a talent and whether he could be used by himself.

So now...

Beat drums and cry out for injustice.

May I ask whose drum you are beating, and who is calling for injustice?

The originally noisy banquet suddenly became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Cao Cao looked at Mi Heng.

Cui Yan is also looking at Mi Heng.

Everyone present was looking at Mi Heng from top to bottom.

Countless eyeballs were floating around, filling every corner, on the beams, on the eaves, in the pillars, and even on the drum heads and drumsticks, they were glaring at each other.

Mi Heng knew that as long as he knelt down now, not only would he not have to change into the drummer's clothes, he would even be able to get a seat at the banquet, eat and drink together, rejoice together, and have his mouth full of oil together.

But is that really what Mi Heng wants?

Mi Heng's heart was very painful. Even though the place there had become a hollow, he still felt very painful.

Mi Heng dropped the drumstick and began to take off his robe.

There was a rustling sound in the venue.

Mi Heng took off his clothes and stood naked in the field. He looked around, hoping that someone would notice the scars on his body and the hole in his chest, but everyone in the field didn't seem to care about this. Their eyes were fixed on Mi Heng's On Xiasan Road...

"Hey, there's quite a lot of hair..."

"Ha, your butt is perky!" 』

"It's a pity, it's just a little dark. 』

"Dark is good. You don't even understand. I just like black. The darker it is, the more I like it..."

Mi Heng wanted to laugh, but couldn't. He wanted to cry, but found there were no tears.

Mi Heng slowly picked up the drummer's Cen Mou and Danqiao from the ground, put them on, then turned around and picked up the drumsticks, and hammered them hard on the drum head. He wanted to put all the resentment in his heart into Tell it in the sound of drums!

But just after knocking twice, the drum head was broken.

The drum head split into a big mouth, like everyone in the audience laughing.

"This idiot! 』

"This fool! 』

"Does he know anything or not?" 』

"In my half-life, this is the first time I've seen such a fool!" 』

"a shame! Hahaha……"

Mi Heng wanted to find the next drum, but found that the other drums were in the hands of other drummers, and those drummers hugged their drums tightly and stared as if they were afraid that Mi Heng was going to snatch them. Their fate is the same.

"Hi……"

Mi Heng dropped the drumstick, turned around and strode away without saluting Cao Cao.

Everyone present looked at Cao Cao.

Cao Cao paused and smiled slightly: "I wanted to humiliate Heng, but Heng humiliated me instead." Hahahaha, interesting, interesting. 』

Everyone exchanged glances with each other, and immediately laughed along with Cao Cao. The scene was peaceful, full of celebration and joy...

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