Three Kingdoms

Huang Laoxie came back disgraced.

Half of his beard was burned off, and he didn't know where he was burned.

Chen Wu responded to Huang Gai calmly on the surface, but he was smiling in his heart.

Originally, Huang Gai did not want Chen Wu to take over too many military affairs.

Even though Huang Gai and Zhu Huan had a little comradeship before, when it came to military affairs and military power, the two people immediately showed what it means to put on pants and not recognize others.

What's more, Chen Wu actually doesn't have much friendship with Huang Gai.

Regardless of age or teeth, Huang Gai is still from Sun Jian's generation, while Chen Wu is from Sun Ce's generation.

Most of the time, most people are very selfish in their attitude towards authority. Like the alpha wolf among wolves, he wants to protect his position at the cost of blood.

But the problem is that when the first wolf shows signs of exhaustion and wounds, the other male wolves inevitably have greedy looks in their eyes...

Who doesn't want to be a wolf?

Governor Huang returned in disgrace, so naturally he couldn't hide it. After arriving at the Yidao camp, although no one said anything to his face, they inevitably talked about it behind his back, and they couldn't stop it no matter what.

Chen Wu walked slowly, doing routine inspections.

Huang Gai's beard was burnt. Although he was not seriously injured, it is really difficult to appear in front of ordinary soldiers with a gray face. He will have to recuperate for at least a few days and then recover a little. Therefore, it is natural to patrol the camp now. It just fell on Chen Wu. Of course, even if Huang Gai was not injured, most of these trivial chores would be done by Chen Wu.

There is no way, who made Chen Wu have a lower official position than Huang Gai?

But this situation is not unchangeable, at least Chen Wu sees some opportunities now.

Approaching the barracks, Chen Wu heard some voices coming out. He stopped in his tracks, stopped the guards from stepping forward to roll call, and listened quietly...

"You guys are laughing your ass off!" Those civil servants are so virtuous! Some time ago, I went to Wu County to do something, and I can’t remember who was in charge. It was just the name of the person in charge of the army, Yang? Forget it, don't worry about what it's called. Anyway, we had a quarrel with that good guy, Governor Huang, over whether he had 18 or 24 cavalry when he destroyed the Yue Village in Nanjun. The guy said it was twenty-four, but I remember it was eighteen. No one could convince anyone, and there were a few guys nearby who were making noises, so I simply went to read the battle reports from that year and compare them, and then...guess what? 』

"How could we guess it?" 』

"Aha, just say it quickly!" 』

The original hoarse and vulgar voice deliberately said, "Well, I'm a little thirsty..."

"for you! I think you are the real deal! 』

The hoarse voice laughed, and he didn't know what he drank, and then said: "As a result, I turned out the old military newspaper and took a look, haha, it's not the case!" Not the Eighteenth Cavalry, nor the Twenty-fourth Cavalry! When Governor Huang destroyed eleven fortresses in Shanyue, he mobilized Danyang, Poyang, and Yuzhang counties, and also lost a battalion of naval troops from Chaisang to garrison the river..."

Everyone was suddenly in an uproar and chattering.

"What? Isn’t it really the Eighteenth Cavalry? 』

"Ah, I told you earlier, there are at least two to three thousand people in the eleven mountain villages!" Is this really what it takes to break through with eighteen knights? This thing is just to deceive some guys who have never been in a battle..."

"Hey, don't say that. When Governor Huang was still young, it was impossible to say that eighteen cavalrymen could really defeat eleven mountain strongholds..."

"fart! What about being young? You don't even know which year it is? At that time, the lord had just come to power, and I was still on duty in Lujiang. How many years had it just passed now? How old is Governor Huang now? Have you ever seen someone in their forties or fifties who is still called young? 』

"If others can't do this, Governor Huang may not be able to do it either." I said Zhang Tuzi, you seem to have been stationed in Nanjun - do you think the Eighteen Cavalry can defeat the Yue Village? 』

"This... I can't explain clearly. Anyway, where I was stationed, most of the mountain villages didn't even have proper roads, and walking was difficult. Riding a horse... was impossible. But I can’t say for sure. I can’t say that the road Governor Huang took at that time could be used to cross a horse..."

There was a lot of commotion in the camp.

In fact, this matter is not a big problem. After all, most rumors are untrustworthy. When they are passed down by word of mouth to each other, it is inevitable that they will be processed twice or three times. Later, the original truth has been modified beyond recognition, leaving only a very small amount of truth, and other Most of them are fake.

Just like the matter of the Eighteen Cavalry or the Twenty-four Cavalry, Huang Gai, as a powerful general, did often go to war to fight against the Nanman Mountains and suppress the rebellion. This is true, but it is true that Huang Gai only led the Eighteen Cavalry. The cavalry destroyed eleven mountain strongholds, which was of course a bit ridiculous.

As for why such nonsense has not been corrected, it is naturally because such rumors are conducive to establishing Huang Gai's own image of bravery, and are also conducive to deterring those who don't understand anything and believe that everything they hear is true. Think about it, eighteen cavalrymen can pick eleven villages. So how many people are there in Jiangdong now? Should Nanman Mountain have to think twice if he wants to resist?

Chen Wu had already arrived outside the barracks, listening to the quarrels inside, with a mocking look on his face. This time, I will take this opportunity to expose all those old accounts!

How high it was in those days, but how badly it falls now!

"... This time Governor Huang goes on an expedition, let me tell you, this is not a mountain barbarian, so you should be more careful, right?" As a result, he went away laughing and joking, and then look, he is back in a smoky state! Do you think it's funny or not? 』

"Captain Huang, don't think you are so powerful, but actually... you all understand!" Do you still remember that when we came with General Chen, Governor Huang's subordinates had straight noses and straight eyes, saying that we were not good at this exercise, and that the formation was not good, not as good as this one, not as good as that one? At that time, I thought I'm so angry. If General Chen hadn't stopped me, I would have fought with them even if I didn't say anything! When will it be their turn to dictate? Look, how is it now? How is it? ! Got beaten! The bruised nose and face are back! I want to see, what are they going to say this time? ! 』

There was another burst of laughter in the barracks.

Chen Wu nodded with satisfaction, turned around and left. He felt no need to go in. If he enters, he will interrupt the "study" of these soldiers at the military academy, right?

For Chen Wu, what he wants most is to seize part of the command power from Huang Gai, instead of being able to just sit back and serve as Huang Gai's deputy and deal with a lot of trivial matters like now!

But in the process of this competition, will it affect Jiangdong's morale, will there be any other reactions, or will it even cause problems with Jiangdong's overall strategy...

who cares?

Chen Wu is just a general. He can't think so far, and he can't enjoy so much. He only wants what he can see, get, and eat now!

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Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there is fame and fortune. How many people can be said to be completely exempt from the word fame and fortune?

At least Cao Chun cannot be exempted.

If he really has no desires and only wants to pursue victory, then Cao Chun should clear out all those troublesome and troublesome people in Youbei!

Xiahou Shang came before, and now Xiahou Zijiang comes.

That's right, he is Xiahou Zizang's younger brother.

Xiahou Zang died.

Cao Chun heard something from the grapevine. Although he didn't say it, he still felt in his heart that Xiahou Zang died well.

If he doesn’t die, there’s no telling what trouble will happen in the future!

But the question is, after Xiahou Zang died, why did he need to replace Xiahou Zijiang?

Of course, Cao Chun also knew why Xiahou Dun sent Xiahou Zijiang here. Wasn't it because he wanted to use the territory of Youbei to train Xiahou Zijiang and make him become a useful person who can take over Xiahou Dun's subsequent family business? man of.

Unfortunately, when it came to Xiahou Zijiang, all his love and care became evidence of his father's cruelty and oppression.

A very important characteristic of naughty children is that all naughty children are not stupid.

A truly stupid child will follow what his parents say. Although he is a bit stupid, he will not be clever, watch his words, avoid the important and take the easy, and he will not take advantage of the situation...

The reason why naughty children are called naughty children is that these children attach too much importance to short-term interests and give up long-term benefits. If you like to eat, you want to eat right in front of you. If you don't eat it, you will make trouble. If you can't eat now, you will make trouble. I like to play, I want to play right away, I can’t bear to wait a little longer, I cry and scream and roll around on the floor. It’s not that they don’t understand long-term things, but they feel that since they can get it right now, why should they wait for the long-term?

It’s best for naughty children to change their behavior when they are young. On the one hand, my personality and habits have not been fully developed when I was young, so it is relatively convenient and easier to change them. On the other hand, even if I made mistakes when I was young, they were minor mistakes and there was no chance of making big mistakes. If you keep saying that things will get better when you get older, just wait until that day and make a big mistake!

Just like Xiahou Zang.

When Xiahouzi slapped Prime Minister Cao in the face, it would be wrong to say that he didn't know that he was wrong at all. If he didn't know that he was wrong, he wouldn't hide, but he knew it was wrong, but he still Most of the time he did it because he felt in his heart that even if he was wrong, it wouldn't be a big deal.

Because all the mistakes he made when he was a child were turned into trivial matters and gone.

For a person, all people are selfish at the beginning when they are born. Xunzi was absolutely right in saying this. Children who have not received any education will subconsciously grab things and stuff them into their own mouths instead of stuffing them into other people's mouths. But an absolutely selfish person cannot be helpful to the development of human society, and may even destroy the rules of the entire society. Therefore, in order to allow children to survive better in human society, unless the child will always stay away from other human beings and survive alone , then it doesn’t matter how selfish you are, otherwise normal people will definitely not like to be with an absolutely selfish person.

At least Cao Chun disliked Xiahou Zijiang.

Of course, Cao Chun also disliked Xia Houshang.

But at least Xiahou Shang can still make sense, but Xiahou Zijiang cannot make sense at all.

So Cao Chun's method of treating Xiahou Zijiang was to leave Xiahou Zijiang to Xiahou Shang. Anyway, this belongs to your Xiahou family. You can take care of it yourself and don't bother me.

Zhao Yun had put enough pressure on Cao Chun, and coupled with the news from Fei Qian, Cao Chun was indeed troubled enough.

Xiahou Zijiang was immediately relieved. He pretended to be stupid to Cao Chun, but in fact he just didn't want to be with Cao Chun.

He actually knows everything, he's just pretending to be stupid.

Xia Houshang didn't want this naughty child either, but what could he do? Who gave him the surname Xiahou? Cao Chun could throw it to him, but he couldn't throw it out. He could only protect it carefully, hoping to throw it back after a while.

But no one thought that a naughty kid could be a naughty kid if he didn't cause trouble.

Xiahou Zijiang's father, Xiahou Dun, was away fighting for a long time, and his mother was always thinking about competing with other wives and concubines. In addition, the Xiahou family had no inheritance of classics, let alone basic education for future generations, so Xiahou Zijiang It would be good to have one or two decent ones at home, but what about the others...

This is not only a problem for the Xiahou family, but also a common problem for most families in the feudal dynasty.

As the head of the family, Xiahou Dun basically has no emotions towards his wives and concubines. It is basically just a combination of interests and production machines. Just like many boxers in later generations would ask, why didn't Xi'er marry the ruling class to improve her class attributes? That's because during the feudal dynasty, even if Xi'er married into the ruling class, she was just a reproductive and production machine, and there was no chance of a palace fight like in some movies or TV shows. The reason why boxers of later generations think they still have the right to choose is because the society of later generations gave these boxers the right to choose, so they thought Xi'er could also choose.

It's like Xiahou Zijiang now thinks that he still has a choice.

His choice was to act stupid, be lazy, nod and agree on the surface, and then turn around and do nothing. But Xiahou Zijiang couldn't lie down completely. After all, he was a young man and full of energy...

Young people can lie down, which is also the condition for later generations to lie down. There are various games, videos, series and animations that cannot pass the time. Even if you are scrolling on your mobile phone, you can lie down and watch the young lady twist and scroll up and down by yourself for a day. , and now that the big man had nothing, Xiahou Zijiang naturally couldn't lie down and felt uncomfortable all over.

Ordinary soldiers in the military academy train hard and rest naturally when they are tired. They have enough endorphins and don't think too much about anything. But Xiahou Zijiang was lazy when he could, put in as little effort as he could, and ended up waiting for other soldiers. The military academy was tired and it was time to rest, but he didn't have any endorphins at all. He was full of energy and had no place to vent. He only wanted to dopamine.

He wants Nai Zi!

He wants ass!

He wants it all!

But Youbei is different from Xu County after all, nor is it Qiao County.

If you are a stupid child, you can only torture yourself, but naughty children are different. They are good at frustrating others.

When Xiahou Zijiang found Xiahou Shang, he didn't hide anything and directly stated his needs with all his teeth and claws. In his opinion, there is nothing to cover up in this important matter of human relations, besides saying that a gentleman is lustful? What's more, Xiahou Shang is also a fellow sect of his, so asking him to wipe his butt is also a favor for Xiahou Shang.

Xiahou Zijiang gestured and emphasized.

Naizi!

butt!

Want them all!

This matter is very important, otherwise he will not be able to sleep.

Xia Houshang rolled his eyelids.

If this was in Yuyang, he would secretly find a domestic maid or something and send it to Xiahou Zijiang. But now he is training outside, where should he find some woman?

Xiahou Shang also wanted to yell at Xiahou Zijiang, letting him know that his brother was dead, how difficult it was for his father, what would happen to Xiahou's family business in the future, etc., but he also knew that Xiahou Zijiang was not unaware of these things. But Xiahou Zijiang only wants his penis and butt now, and he doesn't want to hear this at all...

Xiahou Shang originally wanted to be vague and fool Xiahou Zijiang back first. Anyway, he couldn't train outside for a long time. He would always go back to Yuyang, and then he would just make arrangements for Xiahou Zijiang, but Xiahou Zijiang When Jiang saw Xia Houshang's brows moving, he knew what Xia Houshang had planned. He lost face with Xia Houshang on the spot and angrily said that if he could not meet his needs, he would get in Xia Houshang's face on the spot. Get on the plane!

Well, of course that's not what he said, the meaning is almost the same.

Xiahou Shang endured the throbbing pain in his head and asked the question to Xiahou Zijiang. Anyway, he had no choice now. If he wanted a woman, he could only wait until he returned to Yuyang, or else he could only let Xiahou Zijiang meet the man.

Xiahou Zijiang said that men are not impossible, but if there are no women now, why use men?

"ah? ” explain! 』

Xiahou Zijiang chuckled and pointed to the other side, "We didn't bring any women, but they did!" I saw it over there! 』

there?

Xia Houshang turned his head, then understood, and immediately frowned, "Those are the Hu Junqi we recruited with great difficulty!" If there are women, they are also their own wives and daughters, not your concubines! 』

The habits of the Hu people are different from those of the Han people, so the Hu people brought some family members with them.

Xiahou Zijiang said disdainfully: "Aren't they all the same?" If their men take our money, then wouldn’t it be over if we also give their wives and daughters money? Just give me money! Let me tell you, I saw a bearded girl with those breasts and ass, it must be exciting to ride! Don’t worry, I will give you the money! 』

Xia Houshang was not stupid enough to distinguish between good and evil. He shook his head and said, "No, no!" Now General Cao wants to cooperate with these Hu Junqi. You can't cause any trouble until you return to Yuyang! 』

Xiahou Zijiang naturally refused, but Xiahou Shang gritted his teeth and refused. In the end, Xiahou Zijiang became so angry that he directly knocked down Xiahou Shang's desk. The loud noise also attracted soldiers to guard him.

"Lock him up!" Xiahou Shang was also angry. This was almost a slap in the face to Xiahou Zijiang in public, which made it difficult for him to suppress his anger in the end. "No one is allowed to let him out without my warrant!" 』

Xiahou Zijiang jumped to his feet and cursed, but was immediately gagged and taken away...

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