Three Sisters Chop Me to Upgrade

"Ah, this is your vacation."

Video link, Yang Xiaofan saw Ye Long, Wang Cang and many other high-level people lying on the beach, relaxing in the sun.

"These two days have been vacations, rest and rest. There have been too many things in the past six months, and I haven't rested. Why are you calling me? Nothing will happen again."

When Ye Long and many other high-level officials heard Yang Xiaofan's call, their originally happy face suddenly froze. Every time this kid made a call, it must be a big deal.

"It's okay, isn't it New Year's Eve tonight, I will give you a New Year greeting."

"Oh~"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't a major event. They took a vacation with great difficulty. They haven't taken a break since this kid appeared.

"Then I wish you a happy new year." A group of people returned to the New Year.

Now the entire StarCraft belongs to Yang Xiaofan, in other words, they are all working for this kid's family now.

Yang Xiaofan wanted to tell them that Judgment Day was about to come, but thought that these old guys finally took a vacation, it would not be good to hit them so badly, and let Guran notify them two days later.

"Huh? Xiaofan, where are you now? Why is it so dark behind him." Wang Cang noticed the darkness behind Yang Xiaofan, and was very curious.

"It's not that my group of tigresses bullied me and made me run to the moon to take refuge."

Yang Xiaofan vomited viciously, saying that he raised the light screen and looked around, letting them see the picture.

Wang Cang and the others can even see the robots building signal towers on the moon!

"Fuck!"

A group of knowledgeable Interstellar League executives have no vocabulary to describe their inner emotions at the moment, and can only use these two inelegant words to replace them.

This guy can appear in space without any protection! How strong is he now?

"That's not right, the moon is in a vacuum and can't speak, how do you talk?" the Star League Education Minister asked confusedly.

"After that, you don't understand. Simply put, the principle of video calls is signal. Now I can use my thoughts to create signals and form them to let you hear what I want to say."

Hearing Yang Xiaofan's explanation, this group of native speakers were dull and speechless, which was beyond their cognition.

Ye Long sighed deeply, with joy on his face. The stronger Yang Xiaofan, the better for him, "Xiaofan, when will you and Yuhuang have a baby?"

Although Ye Yuhuang didn't tell Ye Long about the relationship with Yang Xiaofan, Ye Long also guessed it.

Yesterday he asked his daughter to go home for New Year's Eve, but she did not come back, obviously there was a problem.

The most important point is that Ye Long understands men and his daughter is so beautiful. As long as Yang Xiaofan is not an eunuch, it is impossible not to be moved.

"What kid do you want, I'm still a kid."

Yang Xiaofan doesn't care whether he has a child or not. He will be raised as soon as he is born. There is no shortage of milk at home anyway, but Xiaolu said before that his genes are too strong to give birth to children.

Ye Long was a little disappointed, "Hey, I don't know if I can hold my grandson in my lifetime. I hope I don't bring regrets into the coffin."

"Haha, you think too much, you will forget everything that day, and no regrets."

Ye Long: "..."

Is this kid so speechless?

Haven't been beaten by the society?

Ang, yes, now the whole society is his, no one is more poisonous than him.

With embarrassment and hesitation on Wang Cang's face, he asked tentatively, "Xiao Fan, can you...can you give me a call?"

He missed Wang Dan very much, but he didn't know how to say it, for fear that the phone call would be annoying.

Wang Cang and Ye Long are seniors in the Interstellar Alliance, as well as fathers. They also have emotions and desires and care about their daughters.

"no problem."

Yang Xiaofan knew that Wang Dan actually wanted to contact Wang Cang, and had to tell him several times, but because of face, he never said it.

"Thank you." Wang Cang really thanked him.

At this time, other Star Alliance executives rushed over.

"Xiao Fan, my daughter is also very beautiful, how about you meet?"

"Bullshit! Your daughter is 40 years old and hasn't married yet. That's pretty? Xiaofan, let me introduce my granddaughter to you!"

"Asshole! Your granddaughter only went to kindergarten!"

"Isn't it okay to let Xiaofan's family raise?"

"You all get out!" Wang Cang blasted these old guys away. He didn't want his daughter to have a lot of competitors.

"Goodbye Xiaofan." Ye Long hung up quickly to prevent others from introducing her daughter or granddaughter.

Yang Xiaofan watched them playing happily and sighed unconsciously. After two days, these old guys couldn't be happy.

Suddenly, a slender hand protruded from the void and pulled him into the void and disappeared.

In the Earth Villa.

Yang Xiaofan was locked by Ye Yuhuang with his body, and he looked at the many women in front of him with trepidation, "How do you know that I am on the moon!"

They grinned like demons, and did not respond, taking out the saucepan and surrounding them.

"Dare to call us, looking for shit!"

"No, don't!"

Yang Xiaofan crawled outside frantically, and a group of women dragged him back, leaving a few deep scratches on the floor tiles.

The door was closed, and Dangdang knocks and screams came out of the room, very permeating.

"My wife, I'm back!"

Father Yang just came back at this moment, ready to spend the New Year with his family.

He walked to the door, saw a few scratches on the ground, heard the screams in the room, his hair stood up, dropped a bunch of red envelopes and ran away, "Happy New Year, my wife! Happy New Year, my daughter-in-law! Son... I wish you peace. The company told me to go back and work overtime! I'm leaving now!"

"It's terrible, it's terrible, it's safer to fight."

Less than ten seconds after Father Yang came back, he slipped away again.

New year and new weather, this is an extraordinary year for the earth.

Ever since that man appeared, the earth has begun to change, and that man has led to changes in the earth time and time again.

On New Year's Eve, many players did not enter the game and chatted on the forum.

[Especially poor ghost]: "Haha, the recent game is so enthusiastic. I fight with the enemy every day. I regained a large piece of lost ground yesterday. I am so happy."

[Stars in Heart]: "This is called a game. When I picked up a cat before, the style of the game was not right. Let's see how passionate it is now."

[Hello familiar stranger]: "Speaking of which, where did you pick up a cat? I haven't shown up for several days."

[Zhu Dali]: "I don't know, maybe it's still not up on women, there are so many women, do you think of the quilt?"

When everyone was chatting, a pop-up window popped up on the forum.

[Guran]: "I wish you all a happy new year. An important news will be announced tonight at midnight."

This news was synchronized with the Star Alliance official website, and everyone guessed that another major event might happen.

Everyone was looking forward to the news. People on the forums had various speculations and discussions about it. Some people said it was about games, while others said it was about exercises.

The entire interstellar is immersed in the joy of learning martial arts and playing games, but there are tragedies in some places.

Yang Xiaofan, with a blue nose and swollen face, was **** in the fitting room. A group of women opened the clothing website and used F-2A9 to change into their favorite clothes while watching.

Sometimes this group of women deliberately wears seductively, let him see but not let him eat, it is extremely cruel.

"Xiao Fan, what do you think of my dress?" Su Meng changed into a red cheongsam. The beautiful dress outlines the perfect figure. The red is very gorgeous, and the thin white legs are looming, matching this charming face. , It's perfect.

"Pretty." Yang Xiaofan nodded frantically.

"Answered so quickly! It's so perfunctory! Didn't you think?" Su Meng's beautiful eyes turned, as if he had endless amorous feelings.

She raised Yang Xiaofan's arm and plucked one of his armpit hair, which was extremely cruel.

After a while, Su Su came to Yang Xiaofan in front of Yang Xiaofan wearing a red thorny customer service, "Brother, what do you think of me?"

Yang Xiaofan has a long memory, and he is thinking about it, preparing to hesitate for a while before responding.

"Smelly Xiaofan! I haven't spoken for so long! Isn't it ugly? Mum, Mom, Xiaofan thinks my clothes are not good!" Su Su whirled tearfully and ran to Mother Yang in the red dress, crying.

Yang Xiaofan: "???"

The beautiful Mother Yang dragged a cauldron to her, and sparks were ground out of the ground.

Yang Xiaofan tightened the chrysanthemum and said with tears: "Mom, lightly, shake your hands."

"Ang, thank you son for caring."

"When~"

When a pan fell, Yang Xiaofan lost consciousness.

When he woke up, he found that he had returned to the bedroom, the rope on his body was missing, the injury on his face recovered, and there was only Xiao Xin next to him.

She was sitting on the head of the bed in a red wedding gown, her small hands clasped together, and her pretty little face was full of anxiety.

Yang Xiaofan opened his Zijin pupils and covered the entire villa. Other women were playing with fireworks in the yard, and it was not too cold at night.

"Xiaoxin, why don't you go and play with them? Is it troublesome?"

"No." Yang Xiaoxin waved her hand quickly, in a low voice, "Mom asked me... tonight at twelve o'clock... to give you a present at twelve o'clock..."

This beautiful face is reflected in the red light of the wedding dress, and the pupils of the six-pointed star are twinkling, which is really cute.

Although she didn't say everything, who is Yang Xiaofan? Genius! I understood what ‘gift’ meant in an instant.

He whizzed up and hugged Xiaoxin onto the bed, with a wicked smile on his face, "Don't worry, I am unparalleled in medicine, and it won't hurt."

Xiaoxin was like a frightened little cat, buried in Yang Xiaofan's arms, she didn't dare to move, "No...no medical skills, sisters teach me how to do it."

"They actually teach you this kind of thing! What a bunch of bad women, I will criticize them when I turn around." Yang Xiaofan unbuttoned her red wedding gown, Liu Yao could hold it with both hands.

The girls outside watched the time, and when it was twelve o'clock, they lit the fireworks together, covered their ears and ran away with a smile.

With a whistling sound, the firework broke open the film above it and lifted into the sky, and when it reached the peak, it exploded, splashing red light everywhere.

"Chinese New Year!!"

The beautiful women cheered, and the endless stream of fireworks exploded, beautiful and beautiful.

In the room, Yang Xiaofan's brain was shaking, and a bunch of people sent congratulations on New Year's Eve. He is now instructing new human surgery, so there is no time to reply.

The light brain vibrated constantly, and he used the particle robot to break the light brain into a pair of handcuffs when he found it annoying.

At the same time, Qiongyu announced a big news that shocked the Star Alliance.

The construction of the super signal tower on the moon is completed, and the people on the earth can log on to the universe network in the future! !

As soon as the news came out, it shocked the entire Star League, and countless players came out of the game to check this heavy news.

People on earth have always wanted to understand the universe and wonder what the universe is like, but there has been no channel.

Recently, some cosmic creatures have appeared in the game, allowing them to understand some of the universe more or less, but it is far from real understanding.

Now they are finally able to connect to the universe! !

Since the people did not have the corresponding communication equipment and could not officially log on to the Universe Network, Ran and Qiongyu used their communication equipment to lead everyone to understand the Universe Network through live broadcast.

The people were so excited to sit in front of the live broadcast and stopped playing games.

The first thing to search for is the earth news, to see what the earth looks like in the eyes of the universe, and why there are creatures coming to the earth.

After searching, the news that was relatively active recently emerged. After translation, the news content appeared in Earth language.

"'I picked your cat out for a walk" is a woman, and now the number one beauty in the universe."

Seeing this familiar ID, the brains of hundreds of billions of people on Earth suddenly short-circuited for a moment.

"This ID... won't it, won't it be that person?"

"If it is that person, then I will begin to sympathize with the creatures of the universe."

Therefore, Ran and Qiongyu did not expect to encounter this familiar ID, and they would drive in a curious place.

There are a lot of beautiful photos inside. Seeing those beautiful and familiar faces, the people of the earth are boiling.

[King of Ten Thousand Poisons] "Damn! I know him even if he turns into ashes! It's him! He actually logged onto the Universe Network a long time ago!"

[One Leaf Yiqing]: "Poor creatures in the universe, this photo is too deceptive!"

[Xingchen is in my heart]: "I'll just say why he didn't come to torture us recently, he was visiting the Universe.com!"

[Brother Cat Niubi]: "Brother Cat is too beautiful. There is only one photo of Brother Cat’s women's clothing on the earth. There are a bunch of them here! I feel that I have other ideas about Brother Cat."

The barrage flew across the live broadcast room, and it was difficult for them to find out how Yang Xiaofan logged in to Universe.

So Ran searched for "Your cat was picked up by me when I went out for a walk" and found relevant news about Yang Xiaofan.

There are many videos of his fighting, such as a thousand-year killing, dazzling eyes, monkeys smashing walnuts...

"He is so strong, but he is too embarrassed. He still uses such despicable moves in the universe!"

"On the Internet, the evaluation of the talent for picking a cat is very high, saying that his talent is amazing."

"Haha, the cosmic creatures have also been tortured by him, and I am inexplicably happy. If the cosmic creatures know that he is a man, I don't know what kind of sensation it will cause."

Seeing Yang Xiaofan appearing in the universe, some people were shocked by his strength, some felt ashamed, and some were happy.

Qiong Yu found Yang Xiaofan's account in Universe Ten Thousand Races Games.

When the people saw the posts inside, they found a familiar feeling. This guy still hasn't changed at all, he's still so annoying.

But when I flipped through a post, the barrage before the live broadcast suddenly disappeared, and everyone who was laughing stopped smiling.

This is a killing video in which Yang Xiaofan killed several people with extremely cruel means.

The people on earth who were killed will never forget that it was them who slaughtered a city on the earth.

At that time, when Yang Xiaofan was killing the people of Pang's family, the live broadcast was closed because it was "too violent." The people did not see the final picture.

The last killing is uploaded here, with Yang Xiaofan’s words attached to the video.

"I don't care which force you are, you must abide by the laws of the earth, learn the language of the earth, and report before you come, otherwise you will be killed!"

The words of indignation and domineering shocked everyone's heart inexplicably.

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