Three Sisters Chop Me to Upgrade
Chapter 859: A song of small apples (four thousand)
The style of the competition changed suddenly, the **** battle disappeared, and the loud voice of "Brother Cat Niubi" was deafening.
With so many geniuses shouting together, the scene was very shocking.
Yang Xiaofan used the formation method to create colorful flashing lights to cover the entire battlefield.
As everyone shouted, the flashing light flickered, wherever the flash was not as bright as others, and where the sound was lower, it was extinguished with a formation method.
Yang Xiaofan stood on top of billions of corpses, dancing with the lights, not to mention, he was handsome.
Bundi is not lethal, but it is extremely insulting.
Many geniuses persisted in pain for a day, and some creatures finally couldn't help it.
"Master Fang Ye, you have the rest, you must give me revenge!"
A demon monk couldn't stand the torture, leaving a last word, twisting his neck and taking off the line.
Others saw this and kept up.
"Prince Luc, it doesn't make any sense for us to stay. You must beat this **** in the third qualifying match!"
"Supervisor Wu Mei, it's up to you!"
"Princess Huayou, take revenge for us!"
Some monks knew that they could not make it through, and in order to punish the **** Yang Xiaofan as soon as possible, they would rather commit suicide.
A creature fell, the scene was very tragic, and this scene lasted all day.
Before Yang Xiaofan started, there were still 100 million creatures, but after a single operation, it barely reached tens of millions.
Standing on top of the bones, Yang Xiaofan looked at the remaining geniuses, filled with admiration, "Tolerate what others can't bear, and what others can't, you people will have great achievements in the future!"
The sentient beings suppressed their inner killing intent, and roared numbly, "Brother Cat is awesome, forever, immortal and immortal!"
Why should they persevere? Isn't it to kill someone?
Ranking is not important anymore, they just want to kill the **** in front of them.
"You don't need to shout." Yang Xiaofan stopped many geniuses.
Many geniuses froze for a moment, then ecstatic.
"Woo, I don't have to shout at last, Brother Cat is awesome... Fuck! What's the matter? Why can't I stop shouting?
"Me too, I can't help but want to continue shouting!"
Many creatures shouted for a day, their mouths have formed muscle memory, and they shouted unconsciously.
They tried to restrain themselves from speaking so as not to shout out the words that made them crazy.
The sentient beings didn't believe that Yang Xiaofan would let them go like this, staring straight at him.
Yang Xiaofan stood in the center, enjoying the highly anticipated feeling, and smiled and said: "Everyone is tired, let everyone relax. Now I teach you a dance called "Little Apple"."
"Everyone dances with me. You are geniuses. It's easy to learn this kind of dance. Once you come down, I won't torture you as long as you can hold on to it."
Thousands of souls sank in their hearts. Isn't it a perverted dance?
Yang Xiaofan jumped up with the flash.
This dance has no technical content at all, and no abnormal movements.
Seeing this, many creatures breathed a sigh of relief, and then twisted, and the inhuman creatures became humanoids and followed with them.
I shouted all the shameful words just now, and this dance is not bad. As long as I can survive, I can meet him in the third scene. This humiliation must be endured.
Thousands of top-notch creatures in the entire universe's Fate Realm followed Yang Xiaofan and jumped up. That picture...
"I'm going to start singing this dance song, everyone is ready." Yang Xiaofan's voice reached everyone's ears.
The creatures in the universe disagree, they just sing and say nothing.
When the people on earth heard this, their hearts beat wildly.
[Pure Black]: "Fuck! Brother Cat is going to sing!"
[A pot of wine in the flower room]: "Quick! Quickly mute!"
[A pig on the right]: "Poor creature in the universe, this game is finally over."
When the girls heard Yang Xiaofan about to sing, their expressions suddenly changed, and Wang Dan rushed out of the room and shouted, "Smelly Xiaofan! Do you dare..."
But it's still too late.
The piercing voice echoed between the heaven and the earth, "I planted a seed and finally grew fruit. Today is a great day..."
"Plop~"
Wang Dan fell to the ground, two big holes were smashed into the ground, foaming at his mouth.
This scene was staged on the entire battlefield, even including all those who were watching the live broadcast. Fortunately, the live broadcast room was blocked in time to cause no serious consequences. In this way, many people are still recruited.
"Oh~"
Numerous monks vomited and fell to the ground to vomit.
"Cover your ears! It's sonic power!"
"It's useless! It's electromagnetic sonic power...vomit~"
"Brother Cat! You hurt me again!!"
With just a few lyrics, there are less than 10,000 creatures that can stand on the battlefield!
Yang Xiaofan continued to revel in his singing, "Pick off the stars and give it to you, take off the moon and give it to you, and let the sun rise for you every day..."
"Ah~~"
Countless creatures hugged their heads and screamed, and their eyes were bloodshot.
"I can't take it anymore!" A gluttonous glutton crushed his head.
"Amitabha, poor monk vomiting ~ Dao Xin is still defective... vomiting ~" An ascetic monk squeezed his own egg and died.
Fang Ye fell to the ground in pain and vomited. He raised his head and looked at Yang Xiaofan with difficulty, "I can't blame...My aunt... said I can't beat him... It turns out that he... he still has such a hole card...
Tian Yuhao fell to the ground and convulsed, trying to stay awake, "I want to hold on...I want revenge..."
Thirty seconds later, the game notification sound suddenly sounded.
[Ding~ There are one million people left. Congratulations to everyone for qualifying for the qualifying. The qualifying will be held in three days. 】
Millions of people were wiped out in just thirty seconds!
The remaining millions of cultivators cried with joy and clicked the exit button madly. The cultivators regretted why they didn't practice their skills more, otherwise they wouldn't be so slow when they quit.
In the blink of an eye, only Yang Xiaofan was left on the entire battlefield.
Standing on the top of billions of bones, Yang Xiaofan looked at the empty battlefield, and a lonely flash in his eyes, "Actually, I really want to sing well, but I can't sing well."
He sighed and withdrew sadly.
There was a cold sweat on the heads of the people on the earth, and I didn't expect Brother Cat to sing better!
It was terrible, but fortunately they responded quickly!
Since, there has been a sentence on the Internet, "Who is the peak at the end of the fairy road, Brother Cat sings and says nothing" to commemorate this event.
Even after many years, the enthusiasm for this space contest is still extremely high.
The phonological talent has once again attracted attention, causing a wave of practice.
...
"Smelly Xiaofan! It's cool to take care of yourself just now! It's disgusting to us!" Wang Dan pressed Yang Xiaofan into his arms, madly torturing.
"I won't skip us while singing! Didn't it happen on purpose?" Su Su bit Yang Xiaofan's foot with a distorted expression.
Xiaocao was still vomiting and dangling beside him, and he didn't know whether it was the song that affected his nerves, or the two things in front of him were too big and the center of gravity was unstable.
The girls were about to teach Yang Xiaofan with the pan, and Yang Xiaofan's clone quickly used the electric light poisonous dragon drill to put the girls down.
"The Nine Star Universe Formation has not been completed. Recently, I have offended a lot of people. For my personal safety, I will continue to set up the formation. Goodbye."
Yang Xiaofan's avatar and the real body flee at the same time, this is his fault, and he is not embarrassed to punish these women.
Ye Yuhuang was lying in Wang Dan's arms, biting her red lips, winking like silk, "This stinky boy, he didn't need a few more powers, so he ran away if we couldn't get up and down..."
Yang Xiaofan avatar hid in the heavenly coffin, and his real body left the Rubik's Cube and hid in Pluto, the farthest from the earth, where there is no heat from the sun and it is extremely cold.
Last time there was a space crack above Mars, and sea water gushed out of it, and he led the sea water to other planets.
Today, Pluto has become a hockey puck, still a little pretty.
He sat on an iceberg, turned on the light brain, found [Fang Ye], added him as a friend, and asked straightforwardly: "Hey, where's the troll power?"
Fang Ye sent over a folder, "This technique is extremely difficult to practice, and few people with my demon blood have learned it. In addition, this troll technique is fragmented and should be practiced carefully."
"Ang, it's still a matter of words, you don't know how many people I have offended for you this time."
Fang Ye saw this, his anger exploded on the spot, "You still have a face to say! Obviously..."
Yang Xiaofan closed the chat. It was Fang Ye's responsibility in his heart anyway. How could a kind person like him do such cruel things? They are all forced.
Clicked on the game account and took a look.
News +999 trillion.
"Hey, have the universe creatures congratulated me on coming? Really enthusiastic." Yang Xiaofan deleted all the information with one click.
He made money just by sending news, and he earned assets that other monks could hardly earn in their lifetime.
As long as you are shameless, there will be money and women, provided that it is not illegal.
Yang Xiaofan sent a message to Su Meng, "Sister, how about your head? How much did you make, where is my share of money?"
Su Meng: "Are you in a hurry to use it now? If you don't use it in a hurry, wait until the game is over, then give it again, and bet again."
"Ang Ang, okay, then I will practice first."
Yang Xiaofan closed the chat and opened the "Troll Gong" exercise method sent by Fang Ye.
One of the most popular exercises in the universe, "Dharma Xiang Tiandi", evolved from "Troll Gong".
"Dharma Xiang Tiandi" can increase the size of the monks and increase their combat power. Almost all monks who have reached the realm of Fate will learn this technique.
Although "Troll Kung" is powerful, it is an ancient version after all. As the rules change today, plus it can only be practiced by demon monks, it is not so popular.
Fortunately, he mastered the devil qi and was able to practice this technique.
After reading "Troll Kungfu", the main difficulty is that we need to use Huangqi to cultivate. This is the ancient exercise method. The main energy in the ancient times is Huangqi.
Huang Qi was irritable and difficult to control, and other monks would cry when they saw this.
But Yang Xiaofan is different. Huang Qi has already started his cultivation!
Let the clone and five hundred souls distract themselves in the soul-raising coffin to comprehend the rules, and he is going to set up the nine-star universe.
I have offended 99% of the forces in the universe, and we must quickly build a defense, and we will have to compete in a ranking in three days.
At this moment, a beautiful white figure fell in the dim sky. His body was exquisite and small, with double pony tails, and a white skirt barely blocked his little butt. The white silk was over the knee, and a few jewel-like toes were exposed outside the sandals, with a demon-looking face.
"Oh, Master, Qiongyu bullied me." Ai Guran threw into Yang Xiaofan's arms, crying aggrievedly.
"What are you bullying about?"
"Qiongyu robbed more than half of my hyperparticle robot." So Ran raised her head and looked wronged, which is very distressing.
"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll give you some more." Yang Xiaofan took out an egg-sized hyperparticle robot group.
So Dye's eyes lit up, "Thank you, Master!"
She took it with her hands, but Yang Xiaofan suddenly raised her hand and raised it above her head, so Ran had only the superparticle robot in her eyes, and she raised her hand and jumped hard.
Just as she jumped up, Yang Xiaofan put his other hand around her waist, and instantly touched her at a negative distance.
Therefore, the body trembled.
Yang Xiaofan laughed, "Haha, Smelly Qiongyu, then I will catch it! It turned into a superparticle robot that tricked me! When I can't guess it?"
Guran's body was close to Yang Xiaofan, her face was soft, and her voice trembled, "Master, I'm really Guran, Qiongyu has gone to Proyu..."
A few drops of blood splashed down on the ice cubes along the thin legs, and the red ice lotus bloomed.
"So Ran..." Yang Xiaofan was stunned, how could the robot bleed.
So Ran raised her small mouth and fell on Yang Xiaofan's face, "Master, you have to be responsible to others."
The lovely appearance was so lovely that Yang Xiaofan's heart was shocked, and a house rose on the ice, covering the two of them.
"It will hurt you."
...
An hour later, Yang Xiaofan ran out of the igloo in horror. A slender hand dragged him back, leaving deep scratches on the ice.
"Where are you going, it will hurt me if you say it well, the master is not allowed to break his promise!" Guran smiled, completely opposite to the gentleness just now, incarnate as a master knight.
"I am your master! I order you now! Stop!" Yang Xiaofan yelled in shock, and he finally realized the terrible stellar realm robot.
Super juicer!
Therefore, Ran stuck out her tongue and nestled in Yang Xiaofan's arms, "Master, let Qiongyu take a lot of superparticle robots from others. Would you please give them some more for you?"
"Don't think about it!" Yang Xiaofan was paralyzed on the ground, out of anger. A good exercise was so that these greedy women became a terrorist exercise.
Therefore, dye shrugged his shoulders, tied the messy hair together, and condensed a white helmet on his head.
Yang Xiaofan's hair exploded, "What are you going to do!"
"Master, the rider is driving, so hold on." Guran grabbed Yang Xiaofan by the waist.
Yang Xiaofan's face suddenly changed with fright, "I give it! I give it!"
So Ran showed a satisfied smile, "Isn't this very pleasant."
Yang Xiaofan secretly wiped away his tears, and it was too painful to die like this.
The superparticle robot was handed over to Guran, and after changing a kidney, he began to arrange the formation.
"Master, am I sitting next to bother you?"
"Master, it hurts me so much, will you rub it for me?"
"Master, I found that your genes can evolve hyperparticle robots!!"
So Ran turned into a grinning little fairy, turned into a cat and rubbed around in his arms for a while, and turned into a snake running back and forth on his body, and the snake letter kissed him indiscriminately.
"Master, do you remember that I asked you how to become a human? I seem to have succeeded. We all worked according to the procedure before, but during this time, as the master came into contact, suddenly there was something that was not included in the procedure. Thoughts... protect the master."
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