Three Sisters Chop Me to Upgrade
Chapter 9: Woman's strange thinking
Yang Xiaofan sat at the table with dark circles under his eyes, glanced at the dark fried rice on the table, then glanced at the eldest sister and second sister who was sitting aside and dare not move the chopsticks, he swallowed in despair.
"Haha, are you greedy?"
Third sister Su Su misunderstood what he meant by ‘slobber’, and watched Yang Xiaofan swallowed, her mouth closed in excitement, she picked up a spoon and stuffed it into his mouth.
The moment the dark rice grains entered his mouth, Yang Xiaofan's taste buds exploded. It was hard for him to imagine how Sanjie made such unpalatable fried rice with such simple ingredients and seasonings!
Could it be... this is the legendary dark dish?
His sleepiness disappeared instantly, he spit out the dark fried rice and rushed into the kitchen.
"Yay!"
The eldest sister and the second sister happily poured the fried rice aside, and prepared to go downstairs to feed the cats and dogs. They really didn't dare to eat the rice made by Su Su.
Su Su pouted dissatisfiedly, "Is it that unpalatable."
She picked up her chopsticks and took a sip, "Oh~"
In less than ten minutes, the fragrant fried rice came out of the pot. The ingredients were obviously the same, but the color and fragrance were obviously different. The three women ate two large bowls.
Yang Xiaofan was really sleepy after eating a bowl. He got up and said weakly: "After you finish eating, put the bowl and let it go. When I wake up, I will do it again. I will go back to sleep first."
"No! We will do yoga for a while. You need to help with the actions that cannot be done."
"Woo, can I just squint in the living room for a while?" Yang Xiaofan pleaded with tears.
"Xiaofan is too pitiful, let him take a break." The gentle second sister spoke for Yang Xiaofan again.
"Then squint in the living room and ask you to get up and help."
The three women got up and went back to the room to change into yoga clothes. When they came out, they turned on the optical brain, and a virtual projection appeared in front of them. The three women followed the projection to do yoga.
"Xiao Fan, help me rub my legs, it's too stiff."
"Xiao Fan, press down on my waist, I can't bend down."
"Come here and help me press my back... You can be more alert, this is the waist! It's not the front and back!"
Yang Xiaofan didn't know how to spend this morning, the only conscious thing was to know that they had finished eating at noon and went out to feed the cat. He finally had a chance to sleep.
He slept all afternoon in this sleep, if it weren't for the sound of the light brain on his arm, he didn't know how long he would sleep, so he cut the light brain away in the dimness.
"Xiao Fan, haha, how many levels are you now? I'm already at level 6, and I have asked them all. I have the highest level in my class!"
Hearing this screaming voice, Yang Xiaofan knew it was his deskmate, Xu Lotto.
"I, I was already at level ten, but now I have fallen to level three." Yang Xiaofan got up sleepily and checked the time. It was almost five o'clock.
There was a disdainful voice from Guangnao, "Don’t pretend, you’re still at level ten? You think you’re a cat picking up. I went to besiege him last night, and he killed me with a punch. Grade, let’s stop him when he gets out of prison, do you have time tonight? I will take you to upgrade."
Yang Xiaofan: "..."
He didn't pay attention, and killed her last night.
Also, this guy usually looks like a man, but also wants to be a man. When he enters the game modeling, he must have made himself look like a man, so he didn't recognize him.
"I'm in prison. I don't have time for the time being." Yang Xiaofan sighed, "If you are not afraid of death, I am going to escape from prison tonight, do you want to pick me up? There is a big task here."
The two are brothers who grew up naked, and of course they have to share good things together.
The kindergarten taught other children to pull their trouser pockets together, the elementary school skipped classes to watch the sharks in the Pacific Ocean, and the junior high school robbed the girl from the next class together. For this reason, they were all about to graduate from high school.
Xu Leto was extremely surprised when he heard that Yang Xiaofan was imprisoned.
"You didn't go to attack the village chief yesterday? You are so stupid. You don't look at the village chief's level before doing bad things. Which prison? Give me the coordinates and pick you up tonight. Is this a robbery? I'm going, it's so exciting, this is my first time, I will give you the first time in my life..."
"Send me your nickname, it will be online at six."
Yang Xiaofan interrupted her words quickly and quickly hung up Guangnao. Xu Leto was a silly talker, and he didn't stop what he could say. The next morning, the two were often punished to stand in class.
After a while, Xu Lotto sent him her game nickname.
[I am a pig at the same table]
"???"
Three question marks appeared on Yang Xiaofan's forehead.
How much does Xu Lotto hate himself, when the nickname of the game is almost unchangeable, the name is so casual!
When he was about to reply to the message, the door of the room was violently pushed open, and Su Su yelled in no image: "We are back, hurry up and cook, and we will be in the game soon!"
Yang Xiaofan turned off the light brain and went into the kitchen to cook for them. The second sister Su Yuyu came over to help. The eldest sister Su Meng posted experience posts on the game forum. The third sister Su Su doubled the speed of the drama and cried bitterly in the living room.
Half an hour later, Yang Xiaofan brought the food, Su Su threw the bear in his arms aside, and asked Yang Xiaofan with tears, "You said whether the male lead was a scumbag, and why did the female second like him? He didn't even accept the female second. "
"???"
Yang Xiaofan gradually felt that his brain circuit was basically that of the third sister.
Third sister Su Su’s tears shed tears without money, "They can clearly colonize aliens, where they can have three wives and four concubines, and they can have multiple husbands. Why don’t they colonize aliens? Er Ming loves that man, that man is really scum !"
Yang Xiaofan said weakly: "This is a TV series eighty years ago, and there were no such laws back then..."
Su Su's expression became stiff, and he picked up Bu Xiong and beat Yang Xiaofan fat for a while, "Only you talk too much, but you talk too much!"
"..."
Obviously you asked me if I was good? Yang Xiaofan was crazy in his heart, but he didn't dare to say anything more.
Years of harsh living conditions told him that everything a woman said was right, so don't refute it.
"Quickly stop making trouble, the guild is waiting for us to go online to fight wild." Big sister Su Meng stopped the two people fighting.
"Yeah, we have to go online to learn experience."
Su Su hurriedly sat down and started eating, and said to Yang Xiaofan: "We have joined a top guild, but this is all your credit. When we finish this time, we will take you to the new account."
They all thought that Yang Xiaofan had deleted accounts and retrained. After all, killing so many people might be locked up for many years, and deleting accounts and retraining was the best result.
It doesn't matter even if it is a day late, the more difficult it is to advance the level later.
Yang Xiaofan nodded, and said nothing.
After the three girls had finished eating, they wanted to find Yang Xiaofan to "digest and digest food," but today he didn't say anything, and there was no reason to teach him.
Suddenly, the eldest sister Su Meng said coldly, "Why don't you talk to me, don't you want to talk to us."
"No."
"I look at you like this!"
The three women were filled with indignation and pressed Yang Xiaofan to the ground, and subjected them to cruel torture such as scratching the soles of their feet, plucking their armpit hair, and forced kissing.
After the event started, the three women walked into the room contentedly and entered the game in fragrant sweat.
Yang Xiaofan shed two humiliating tears lying on the ground.
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