Three-stream detection simulator

Hercule originally wanted to stay in Florida for two days and wait for the buff of 'Running Thought' to be removed before going back. As for 'Suspicion', it only lasts for a month and its damage is limited so far, so he can leave it alone. As a result, But found that the plan really couldn't keep up with the changes.

First of all, Batman has a strong objection to the detective's behavior of killing first and telling the story later in his hometown. Robin was the first to bear the brunt. Once he said something nice about Hercule in front of his old father. It seemed like nothing at the time. But the next day, Bruce picked him up from the bed and pointed out ten shortcomings during the night patrol. Bidar Battle is nominally a 'training of skills in fighting dangerous aliens'.

Living in dire straits, Dick turned around and secretly called Hercule to ask when he planned to come back. The detective who originally wanted to say 'the day after tomorrow' hesitated for a moment and blurted out: "A week later."

In turn, he comforted Dick: "Hibida has rich fighting experience. It will be good for you to train with it. Mr. Wayne is not aiming for nothing."

Although Robin was young and had to bear an undue burden, he worked diligently as a messenger to convey the detective's message to Batman.

Batman listened expressionlessly and said noncommittally: "Mr. Hugo plans to come back in a week?"

Then he crossed his arms and left, leaving Dick and Alfred looking at each other, feeling helpless at the same time.

Some people may wonder how Hercule can live in a foreign country, after all, he has limited funds. But that was the second reason he wanted to stay in Florida—there was something about this place!

Hercules had only a modest reputation in the southeastern United States. After he got off the plane, he prepared to find a local newspaper or accept a commission from a Facebook group. He still adhered to the principle that it is better to increase revenue than to reduce costs. However, before he could officially publish his personal information, he encountered someone on the way to the hotel. A man in his sixties, who looked like a crazy man, ran into the street and shouted that his house was on fire.

After seeing Hercule, he grabbed the detective's hand and refused to let him leave. Hercule and Peter had to go to his house to rescue the hostess who was trapped in the fire, and reported it to the police. However, follow-up investigation revealed that the man set the fire himself after beating his wife, and he firmly believed that doing so could effectively prevent vampires.

As expected, the man was taken away on charges of aggravated assault and arson. His wife, who survived the robbery, gave Peter a large amount of money. Although Peter gave back a lot of money, the rest was enough for them to stay for five nights a night. A star hotel.

In addition, after the police heard that the person standing here was Hercule Hugo, several policemen came over to chat enthusiastically, while belittling the security of Gotham (the current national hot topic is the Joker's attack on Washington ) hints that after seeing the customs and customs of Florida, the detective is willing to embellish it a little in future interviews or programs.

Hercule sent them away, leaving behind several cases that had been reported to the local police but had not yet been solved.

The next day, the detective and Peter encountered a street scam on their way to solve the commission. A man handed five hundred dollars to another man and asked the other person to use magic to make him invisible so that he could then rob a bank. It turned out that the so-called The mage has no superpowers and is just a liar. When Peter was educating the two of them, he took away the 500 yuan and said sincerely:

"You might as well entrust the detective next to me to introduce Constantine to you."

Constantine seemed to have some reputation in the wizarding world, and the suspect who attempted the robbery was overjoyed: "Really?"

Hercule called the police: "Fake."

When the police arrived and heard about this, they said to the suspect: "Guess what? He is Hercule Hugo. Maybe he really knows the Constantine you are talking about!"

The suspect suddenly burst into tears and asked for Constantine's phone number when he was taken away. If they hadn't seen each other before, Hercule would have suspected that this was some unfinished affair of the mage. Debt.

Peter recorded his experience in his notebook: statistics around him show that people with superpowers are always in the minority. When you meet someone who claims to be a magician when you just go out, it may not mean that you are the protagonist, but that the other person thinks you are So easy to deceive.

That afternoon, they helped a frightened resident in a residential area get rid of the 'zombie' in the corridor and confirmed that it was just an ordinary woman who was high on drugs. The resident breathed a sigh of relief and transferred the money to the detective's account without hesitation.

At this time, the news that Hercule Hugo came to Florida for vacation gradually spread, and local commissions in the mailbox flooded in. Hercule rented a car with great wealth and began to travel between cities and small towns. Come and go.

Another day later, they came across a body that had been shot dead in a country farm. It turned out that it was an ordinary dog ​​raised by the family. While playing, they accidentally pressed the shotgun that the owner had carelessly thrown aside without turning off the safety. trigger.

Peter wrote in his notebook: The probability of you being killed by a dog is small, but never zero.

One sunny morning, Hercule walked out of the hotel after eating and drinking, and went for a walk in the park. He found a homeless man trying to burn a teenager playing in the park with a cigarette butt. After being hit on the spot, the homeless man argued that he was possessed by an evil spirit. This time the detective called the police without raising his head:

"I know John Constantine."

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Peter recorded: Hercule Hugo really knew John Constantine. People who pretend to be wizards and evil spirits had better be careful.

It seemed that there was no income that day. As a result, in the evening, Hercule received a commission. The address given by the client was only 500 meters away from them. It was said that a van full of goods was lost. The other party was very anxious, very anxious, and was willing to pay a high price to hire a detective to find the car as soon as possible.

Hercule stopped the car on a main road without much effort. The car thief didn't know why. Hercule pointed to the back car - there were thousands of frozen iguanas that were about to be sent to the restaurant. Because they were too fresh, they were about to wake up in the warm environment. Some of them were even crawling out slowly and inspiringly.

Car thief: ...

He split in front of the car that was like a tropical rain forest with demons dancing.

The client locked the car again with tears in his eyes, and grabbed Hercule's hand gratefully, saying that he lived up to his reputation. Peter stood not far away and shook his head, writing in his notebook:

Cold-blooded animals usually only hibernate in cold environments and do not die. I hope everyone will not use this useless knowledge.

On a beautiful Wednesday, the detective's wallet became more and more abundant, so he invited Peter to try a very famous Italian seafood restaurant. On the way, they encountered a street fight. Hercule already had rich experience. When he went up to mediate, he casually asked the reason and learned that it was a family fighting for takeout.

Peter recorded: I recommend this takeout restaurant to everyone. Although the detective insisted on eating the more expensive one, we didn't have time to try it, but it should be delicious.

Additional information that evening: I persuaded the detective to order takeout, which was really good and very cheap. Recommended.

On Thursday, Hercule's reputation became more and more famous, and a newlywed couple actually invited him to attend the wedding. Considering that there was nothing to do that day, the wedding site also invited a chef, and the detective happily went to the appointment. Unfortunately, he found something unusual during the meal - the bride put marijuana in the wedding food without notifying anyone in advance.

By the time Hercule found out, some guests had already eaten a lot. They were so scared that they went to the hospital for a urine test. After the test result was confirmed to be positive, the wedding naturally fell through. The bride and groom were sued in court together, and the government recognized them in another way. Hercule himself was given a lot of gifts by other grateful guests.

Peter recorded: You don't want to know what people have added to olive oil besides seasoning.

Supplement: It is said that the bride and groom did not think of inviting Hercule. It was the guests who handed out the invitations on their own initiative to give them a surprise. So you can imagine how much effort the detective and I had to spend to get rid of the overly fanatical fans after leaving the police station. Of course, many people also thanked me...

I felt ecstatic and extremely excited when I returned to the hotel, but I swear I have never touched any cannabis food! Is this a psychological effect?

Hercule specifically left a message behind this record: Don't worry, you may have received their praise and the dopamine concentration in your brain increased too quickly.

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In short, after a few days, both Hercule and Peter felt that Florida was a little unusual. It was a place with so many talented people, but it was different from the dark and red Gotham. It could not be said to have a kind of clear stupidity, but it could be said to be stupidly clear.

On Friday morning, the detective stood in front of the French window of the hotel, using the coffee machine in the room to grind coffee for himself. He looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window and said to Peter in an exploratory tone:

"Is there a possibility that I am not from Gotham or New York, but from Florida?"

Peter: "..."

The future Spider-Man stood side by side with him in front of the window and was speechless. He felt that the netizens who had been fighting with him on various platforms were all wrong.

However, no matter how much Hercule liked such a southern region far away from the hustle and bustle and where strange things happened frequently, he had to return to the big city in the north to the extent of voluntarily changing his birthplace. Early in the morning of Monday of the second week, Batman, like a capitalist who pays attention to the combination of work and rest, passed a message to the detective that he could not refuse after spending a leisurely weekend:

John Constantine returned to New York from Arizona.

Hercules had no choice but to buy a direct flight to New York that day. Peter Parker, who was traveling with him, felt as if he had suddenly returned to reality from the rabbit hole. He had not yet figured out how to explain his superpowers to Uncle Ben and Aunt May, and he didn't know whether the school had discovered that he was absent from class without reason in the form of sick leave.

The troubles in reality were endless. Peter then thought that he had never paid attention to New York news this week, and didn't know how far Norman Osborn's trial had progressed, and how his friend Harry Osborn viewed his father's crimes...

It sounded ridiculous to run around with the detective without a penny, but it brought him the joy of escaping from an unsolvable dilemma. This kind of joy could not even be said to be empty, because no matter from which perspective, they were doing good things, helping others, and upholding justice.

As the plane tilted and stabbed toward the sky amid vibrations and roars, Peter stared blankly at the round window at his side, thinking in his heart: How nice it would be if this journey would not end.

It would be great if he could follow the detective as a superpower, stop for a while in each city, solve some troubles, and then go to the next place without worries and troubles.

But he looked at the densely packed text records in the notebook and the jeans washed white by Aunt May. In the end, he said nothing. He just stuffed the jacket with two holes in the hat and could no longer be worn into his backpack, planning to find a way to destroy it after getting off the plane.

The headphones happened to play an English song from the 1970s. The female singer sang in a soft voice:

"Those were such happy tis (what a happy time it was)...

And not so long ago (they are still vivid in my mind)

How I wondered where they’d gone (I wonder where they went)

But they’re back aga (but they are back again)

Jt like a long lost fri