Three-stream detection simulator

On the lawn, not only Xiao Ke was barking, but the dogs nearby who didn't understand the situation were barking too, and the "woof" sounds came one after another.

Xibi Da was sure that these dogs were provoking.

It was a space cat that had seen the world - the tail of the white dog opposite was drooping, which was obviously a precursor to the attack of the earth dog; there was a Pomeranian jumping around on the left, which was a war dance of a certain interstellar mantis tribe; the face of the Bichon Frise behind was too round, according to the standards of the Rosa people, it was using that perfect arc to express dissatisfaction and anger; there was also a dachshund behind it, raising its hind legs and pointing at the roots of the tree, which meant... Forget it, I can't make it up anymore, Xibi Da looked away, don't look at it inappropriately.

It knew that it couldn't open its mouth to attack in front of everyone, and felt that the snoring was not deterrent, so it squeezed its throat to make a low but non-standard earth cat language, and any cat on the opposite side would not understand what it was scolding, but it didn't matter, anyway, Xiao Ke was a dog.

The crowd was amazed by the strange noises coming from its seemingly ordinary body, and half of the cameras were focused on it.

Every time Xibi Da cursed, there were sporadic hypocritical persuasion and many enthusiastic encouragements. The bored humans shouted: "Come on! Come on!"

They seriously affected Xiao Krypton's performance. As a learned dog who has lived on Earth for nearly ten years and can fully understand English, he was interrupted by the noise several times, and the originally friendly communication gradually became impatient:

"As you can see, I am a Kryptonian dog, performing a secret mission on Earth, that is, raising Superman. I don't know if you can understand Earth dog language, I can also switch to Kryptonian dog language..."

Human: "Come on! Come on!"

Xibi Da: "[Strange cat roar]"

Human: "Yeah——"

"...What was I talking about just now, well, maybe you can't understand dog language, coincidentally, I don't understand cat language either." Xiao Ke organized his thoughts, "I tried to learn a little bit before, but now I may have forgotten it all, so I can't understand you at all-"

Human: "Mimi again! Mimi!"

"That's enough!" Xiao Ke's ears shrank behind his head in pain, and he turned his head and shouted to the human, "We are having a serious conversation! Please respect the strangers!"

Xiao Ke in the human's ear: "Woof woof woof woof!"

"Hehe, dogs are cute too, hehe."

Xiao Ke: "..."

What a species that lacks a sense of crisis.

The only one who is different from the crowd in the venue is a pug. It has grass leaves on its short brown and white hair. It lies on the edge of the flower bed with its paws in its pockets. It has a kind of unhappy and worldly feeling, as if saying: The excitement of the world has nothing to do with me.

A baby who was only a little over one year old and still holding a pacifier stumbled to its side, stretched out his hand and pressed on the dog's back: "Aiya!"

The pug turned back and stared at her for a long time, sighed, and asked with a compassionate tone: "Do you want to talk, my child?"

The baby didn't know whether he understood or not, and shouted happily: "Aiya!"

The pug seemed to fully understand what the other party was trying to express. After getting a positive answer, he asked: "How old are you this year? So that's it, one and a half years old. What time did you get up in the morning? Nine o'clock. Did you memorize English words? No. How about arithmetic? No. How many words did you learn to say today? What, none? Alas, you are guilty, my child, the sin of laziness. At your age, you should work hard, otherwise how can you bear the thorny and dark future of mankind?"

The baby stared at it in amazement, and the smile gradually disappeared.

A few seconds later, she burst into tears, turned and ran to her mother, shouting a series of baby words that ordinary people could not hear clearly.

The pug looked at her back sadly, sighed again, and lay motionless on the lawn, starting to daydream.

People startled by the crying of the baby discovered a new world: "There is a dog here, it looks so weird, why does it look so wronged?"

Pug: "..."

Forget it, forget it, it's human nature.

In Aria's apartment, Louise stood in front of the window in a daze, muttering: "What are they arguing about?"

Hercules had already taken out the translator, and after looking at it for a long time, he said with certainty: "It's a chicken talking to a duck."

The translator can only translate the words of Krypton and Hipida. Other animals are considered to be low-intelligence groups among the local indigenous people. Their language system has not yet developed into a system and is not worthy of being included.

But after Hercules overcame his discomfort with the mad dogs, he always couldn't help but pay attention to the pug lying on the lawn. Its high eyebrows gathered together, the corners of its mouth drooped almost touching the ground, and its black eyes reflected Hercule on one side and Louise on the other, like two overflowing pools of water.

When it looked at the detective, it sniffed inadvertently.

Alas, sadness.

The dog looked away.

Hercule had the illusion that the heaviness on it was not caused by its natural appearance, but from the heart. But if a dog can feel pain from the inside out, then it is very likely not an ordinary dog. In this case, why doesn't the cosmic biological language translator translate its words?

——Is it because it is not from the universe, or it is not a biological being?

At this moment, the pug stood up.

It stared at Hercule through the glass, turned around after a few seconds, and walked onto the sidewalk with steady steps. After walking a few steps against the flow of people, it turned into the alley and disappeared between the skyscrapers representing the glorious civilization, without attracting the attention of any bystanders - except Hercule.

And in the short time when Hercule was distracted, the little Krypton ran out of patience.

It pawed its hind legs twice in the heated discussion of the people, and made a sprinting gesture. The next second, a red light flashed.

The Kryptonian dog put on a red cape and rushed into the sky with the cosmic cat.

**

Louise was completely powerless when she called Superman: "Have you finished your work? No, I'm fine. The problem is with Krypton. I don't know how to explain it to you, but anyway, it kidnapped Hercule Hugo's cat.

Now I can only admit to the detective that I know Superman and I'm still helping him walk his dog. Whether it sounds reasonable or not, if you don't come again, I'm worried that the cat will be scared to death, you will be complained, or worse, you come, but..."

A gentle breeze passed in front of her.

Even though she was overwhelmed by the sudden situation, Lois couldn't help but smile, and then she continued with what she had just said: "...but the detective recognized her identity as soon as she met."

"Will it happen?" Superman, wearing a uniform and cape on his upper body and blue jeans on his lower body, asked in front of Lois with his hands on his waist. He looked around and locked onto a direction. In his sight, Hercule stood in front of the alley, staring ahead with a puzzled expression on his face. "What is Hercule Hugo doing outside? Did he find Krypton?"

"I don't know, he seems to have found something else." Lois lowered her head and quickly packed the laptop, "We can bring Krypton and Hibida back before he comes back."

As the saying goes, a crime that is not discovered is not a crime.

Kidnapping that is prevented in advance by parents is not kidnapping.

"I'm looking for it," Superman replied, "Krypton ran very fast, they went to the sky, and then-"

He suddenly showed a shocked expression.

Louise felt ominous: "Then?"

Superman stretched out his hand and said to her: "Do you mind?"

"Of course not."

Louise put her hand on it, and the two of them flew quickly into the clouds. As the altitude rose, the sound of sonic booms in his ears became clearer and clearer, Superman's expression twisted, and his facial features squeezed out a confused look. And when Lois saw what was happening in front of her, she also frowned fiercely.

A cat-and-dog fight was going on above the clouds.

Normally, cats can't fly, but they have tentacles. Or cats shouldn't have tentacles... In short, nearly ten dark tentacles chased and intercepted Xiao Ke in the clouds, just like a deep-sea octopus catching its prey. Whenever the white dog had to raise its paws to collide with its opponent, the black cat would use this force to throw itself into the air, and after turning around with its excellent air-staying ability, the remaining tentacles continued to flank from other angles.

Those powerful tentacles shuttled between the clouds and appeared and disappeared, like black birds and snakes.

Xiao Ke was certainly not outdone. It emitted red light from its eyes, spit out a hurricane from its throat, and moved in the air at a speed that was difficult to see with the naked eye. It briefly climbed over the tentacles, passed them and rushed towards the main body of the Devourer: "You evil alien creature!!"

Cat: "I should have learned Kryptonian language well, but my grandmother didn't tell the Devourer before she died that the Devourer would see the Kryptonian superpower dog. Why can Kryptonians gain superpowers under the yellow sun, but we will only burn our hair bald when we climb up to the sun? Hasn't there been any organization in the universe that accuses evolution of being unfair in all these years?"

"How long will we fight? I don't understand you calling me like that. We don't even have a witness. After I beat you down, who can serve as a notary to collect the spoils? If you refuse to pay, do I have to climb the window of Superman's house? Oh! Isn't that Superman! Beat the young and the old!"

Superman: "..."

The conversation between him and Louise:

"Woof woof woof!!"

"Awoo woo woo woo."

Cat and dog hair flew everywhere, and the white and lovely clouds were beaten into a square grid by them.

NASA, which accidentally saw this scene using a satellite, said: "What the hell is this?!"

At the same time, Superman was still paying attention to the detective on the ground.

Hercules was walking quickly towards the door of the apartment meeting room. He had three seconds to find that the room was empty.

Superman didn't hesitate. He held Lois in one hand and the cat and dog in the other hand. He swooped down in the midst of lightning and thunder and chaos. In the blink of an eye, he flew into the meeting room of Aria's apartment and closed the curtains and locked the door.

Hercules was observing the lawn outside the window at this time.

When the vision suddenly darkened, he was not very surprised. He just said: "So you two didn't flee because the Kryptonian dog kidnapped my cat, right?"

"... Your cat is quite rare."

Superman put Krypton down and held the Devourer in his hand. The black cat's four paws drooped down, half-opened its mouth, and the tentacles in its mouth also hung in the air. Superman held the cat and shook it, and the tentacles trembled softly with the limbs.

He couldn't help but say, "We don't usually recommend keeping a cat that spits tentacles out of its mouth."

Judging from some of the little science about the universe that his Kryptonian parents left for him, even the Kryptonians who were as technologically advanced as they were before the destruction still had a heart for the element-devouring beasts, a mysterious race that ate the entire galaxy, was endangered but capable of fighting, cute and terrifying. There is fear.

The history of Krypton also records a female element-devouring beast who was able to communicate with the locals using the Kryptonian language.

It’s impossible to tell what outrageous things she did on Krypton. In any case, the warning left by people is: don’t get close! Don't come near! Especially don’t get close to them just because you think they are cute!

Hercule stood farthest away from Little Krypton and quickly scanned Hibida's body to confirm that it was just a little bald, but he didn't know whether it was bitten off by Little Krypton or whether it was the season when it began to moult. He took the cat over and said, "Thanks for the reminder, Superman, but Hibida is my friend, just like Krypton is your friend."

First Batman, then the Elemental Devourer. What a detective who is friendly to inhuman creatures!

Superman, who had always come into contact with smart people like Lex Luthor, was greatly encouraged and said friendly: "In this case, there should be some misunderstanding between it and Little Krypton."

Xiao Krypton said angrily: "Wow."

Superman immediately said: "Look, Xiao Krypton also agrees with my point of view."

Hercule glanced at the translator screen: "No, he was saying 'evil alien creatures have absolutely no good intentions on earth'."

Alien creature Superman: "..."

Little krypton——! It's a misunderstanding! I told you it was a misunderstanding! How well behaved this cat is in front of the detective!

Also, it was obviously his dog, but why was Hercule the one who understood what Little Krypton was talking about?

He couldn't help but glance at the translator in Hercule's hand several times, thinking that its design looked familiar, but before he could figure it out, Hercule praised it: "Your jeans are good."

The main thing is that the uniform that Superman often wears has been washed, and the second set has not been made yet. He accepted the detective's compliment and said, "I also think the shape of the pockets on these pants is very interesting."

Hercule put the translator into Hibida's mouth and continued to ask: "So you flew to Kansas to buy one? The manufacturer should give you some advertising money."

"...?"

"It's called the South Wind." Hercule pointed to the circular logo on Superman's pocket. "Kansas means 'people of the south wind' in the Sioux language, so I guess this should be a A noteworthy local fashion brand. You have to have a local friend in Kansas to discover niche but great designs.”

Without waiting for Superman to answer, he looked at Lois again: "You also have a friend from the Daily Planet, which gave me an idea."

Superman began to sweat on his back. He watched nervously as Hercule looked down at Wikipedia and the Daily Planet official website for a while, and then said: "Jimmy Olsen?"

Jimmy Olsen is a photojournalist for the Daily Planet and a friend of Clark Kent and Lois Lane, but not Superman.

He breathed a sigh of relief and felt a little complicated.

However, the detective spoke again before he spoke. Hercule pressed his left hand down, indicating the end of the topic: "Sorry, this is a boring joke. I hope I didn't offend you and your photojournalist friends. Olson Mr. and Ms. Lane are both excellent people and I should not associate myself with you as Superman when talking about them.”

Superman: "..."

I started to get nervous again, and my mood was up and down. I dreamed back to the day of the Graduate Planet Daily interview, and I always felt that Hercule was somewhat intentional even if he didn't mean it.

Louise, who had been silent all this time, said in surprise: "This is the first time I've heard this, but thank you, I'm glad you think so. So..."

She wanted to ask, do you know who Superman is?

Hercule shook his head: "No, I said this was a joke. Please forgive me. Normally I don't take pleasure in revealing anyone's secret identity. On the one hand, it was because I didn't understand the culture of Krypton well enough. On the other hand, On the other hand," he winked at Superman, "I thought you kind of wanted to, um, get involved?"

Let's say you have a secret identity.

I also heard about a friend of a friend who is trusted by many colleagues, and he is also a detective.

It's easy for you to fall into a tangled mentality: Should I have nothing to do with him, or should I simply participate directly in the detective story?

To be fair, who wouldn’t want to see a living detective?

Superman's mood became even more complicated: "I don't know, is this what you saw?"

"I see that you have the courage to make friends. It's rare. I really, really admire you." Hercule said, "But, well, how should I put it, it makes me afraid to think too much. A few minutes ago "My reasoning is all bullshit and I think it's better for you that I don't know your secret identity."

Louise, who was listening in the audience, was a little moved. She completely overturned her little speculation about the tendency of the detective camp and completely fell in favor of Superman's view: Hercule Hugo is friendly to non-human beings!

Superman flew closer: "I heard Lois say you're going to Gotham. If you don't mind and the, well, Batman doesn't mind either, I can take you there?"

Batman, who was sorting out Hercule's files in the distance, sneezed twice in a row.

He closed the document window with the detective's photo on it, revealing a small window behind it.

There was only one word written on it: "Joker."