Three thousand beautiful family: the bounty hunter

"He is not a good person to begin with. The emperor has not been a good person since ancient times. This harem is equivalent to a big brothel, but it is only used by the emperor. He is the biggest prostitute in the world. He can go whore to whoever he wants.

..." Tan Nu said angrily

"Why are you so angry...I didn't prostitute you or blow your anus..." Qian Jiangyue said with a smile.

"What's going on..." Tan Nu has always been modest and studious.

"Well, it's an art... It's better if you don't know," Qian Jiangyue said.

"Art, I'm very interested in art, don't stop me from pursuing art, tell me quickly," Tan Nu urged.

The more people don't say anything, the more curious they become.

Not just Tannu, everyone has this mentality

"The chrysanthemums are broken, and the ground is covered with wounds... Your smile has turned yellow, and the flowers have fallen into pieces..." Qian Jiangyue hummed, trying to change Tan Nu's attention.

"What does this song have to do with the emperor's anus explosion...I don't understand," Tan Nu said

"Well, actually, it doesn't matter... I just thought of it suddenly." Qian Jiangyue did not fool him.

This Tannu is too persistent sometimes. It’s true that all writers are the same.

"Then why don't you tell me quickly...or I will shout everywhere and act like a loudspeaker," Tan Nu threatened.

"It seems that no one can hear you even if you yell," Qian Jiangyue said.

"Anyway, as long as you can hear it, if you don't say it, I will annoy you to death... Your Majesty, explode your assholes, explode your assholes, explode yours, explode mine..." Tan Nu really started shouting.

"Okay, I really can't do anything with you," Qian Jiangyue sighed helplessly.

"Then are you willing to say it?" Tan Nu said

"I have to say it even if I don't say it, otherwise I will be beaten to death by you," Qian Jiangyue said.

"Think about it, which part of a person looks most similar to a chrysanthemum..." Qian Jiangyue reminded Tan Nu tactfully.

"The one most similar to a chrysanthemum is of course the belly button..." Tannu replied

"Pfft...the belly button is too small...how big is a chrysanthemum..." Qian Jiangyue was about to laugh out loud.

"Then, where is that? Oh, I know, it's the armpit, yes, it's the armpit," Tan Nu said

"I'm just an idiot, I can't guess what I'm going to do," Qian Jiangyue said.