Three Thousand Female Students Ranked In Immortal Class

Chapter 166 [Big Chapter] Gravity in Ancient Era

As soon as the words were spoken, Lu Ya suddenly felt that asking children to be shameless might be more difficult than asking for world peace.

Think about it carefully, among the children of the seven aunts and eight aunts in the previous life, regardless of gender, which one was not skin-breaking?

You can beat up immortals, gods, and the underworld, but can you beat up children?

What if I beat him to death?

In a blink of an eye, the last rays of the sunset were swallowed up by the night.

Bonfires swayed and fireworks bloomed.

An intoxicating halo reflected on everyone's face.

Lu Ya was an orphan in his previous life, and in this life he is a lonely man standing at the top of the Three Realms. His life should have been extremely lonely.

But just for a moment, he felt the warmth that was at his fingertips.

The feeling of being able to protect everyone around him made him feel very happy.

Lu Ya held the wine bowl, raised her head and drank it all in one gulp.

"Let's eat!"

Muyu Feifei licked the mouth of the bowl, endured the overwhelming aroma of the wine, and secretly poured the wine into the Jiuhu Fairy's big bowl, fearing that he would miss the seafood when he was drunk.

You know how to make choices at a young age.

Yingtuxian choked on her wine, her face flushed red.

"This wine... smells so good."

"Hahaha little rabbit!"

The Wine Fox Fairy drank three portions of the wine and laughed forward and back. His crisp drunken laughter made everyone more drunk.

Ning Zhongzi poured herself a drink, but she didn't drink it. She stared at Liu Xuanye, a little worried, how could a pregnant woman drink?

Liu Xuanye smiled.

She picked up the wine bowl and took a few sips. Her movements were normal and natural, but the domineering expression she showed unintentionally was breathtaking.

Lu Ya suddenly felt that she felt like Brigitte Lin's version of Dongfang Invincible.

Of course, she is more fairy-like, more feminine, and more magical than Brigitte Lin.

"Sister, please rest assured. She has already eaten something that is ten thousand times more poisonous than alcohol. No one in this world can hurt my daughter."

The wine fox fairy drunkenly shook the wine gourd and was very dissatisfied with Lu Ya.

"Look at what you can do. How did you know it was your daughter?"

Lu Ya said:

"If you can give birth, you will know it."

"ha?"

The wine fox fairy was stunned.

Beside the wine fox fairy, Muyu Feifei, who got into the giant clam and ate it, also poked out two tiger heads and said:

"Even we all know that half-animals cannot have children."

"Who says I can't give birth!"

The wine fox fairy drank a sip of wine and said unconvinced:

"People are alive, and there will always be a way!"

Lu Ya smiled and said:

"But no matter how hard you try, women can't have children with women!"

"you--"

The gentle evening breeze blew the flushed face, bringing refreshing coolness.

There is a joyful atmosphere on the Sword Plateau.

The delicacy of the reverse spiral seafood, through Lu Ya's perfect cooking, eliminates the sinful elements and becomes pure and natural.

From the perspective of taste and spirituality, it tastes like an inexplicable and strange feeling of sublimation, a sense of holiness that stands above all living beings.

Even a person like Ning Zhongzi, who is pure and stoic, can't help but eat a few more mouthfuls, not to mention the likes of Muyu Feifei, the wine fox fairy. Eating seafood is like fighting...

Lu Ya never expected that out of the hundreds of thousands of jins of seafood she brought back, only 10,000 jins would be eaten in less than an hour!

But everyone didn't seem to have enough fun yet.

Lu Ya suggested that playing a game to compete for the final right to taste seafood is both fair and just, and also adds fun.

The Jiuhu Fairy had a lot of gambling skills, so he was the first to agree.

"Come on, who is afraid of whom?"

Lu Ya popularized a super-large online game that he would play every Chinese New Year——

Three people fight the landlord!

Landlord fighting is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, how can you celebrate the New Year without fighting landlords?

There is no Doudizhu in the game, but Lu Ya is considered a master of Doudizhu in reality.

Lu Ya made fifty-four flexible cards using pieces of green bamboo, omitting the letters and colors and engraved Chinese characters instead.

[1-10], replace it with [一-十].

[J] is replaced by [Prince].

[Q] is replaced by [Faerie Queene].

[K] is replaced by [Immortal Emperor].

[Xiao Wang] is replaced by [Black Nether].

[King] is replaced by [Red Netherworld].

Later, Lu Ya briefly introduced the game rules of Landlord to everyone, and summarized several advanced techniques and card recording methods.

Lest everyone is too weak and uncompetitive.

As a result, he underestimated the immortal's memory and adaptability to unfamiliar things.

After a few simple exercises, everyone's skills have reached the intermediate level, which is on par with Lu Ya, and they are ready to play.

Lu Ya realized that without the full-level bonus of the game, she was just a mortal, beaten to pieces by these girls.

Jiuhuxian is an old gambling dog. He can see the excellent game balance of Landlord at a glance and does not have high technical requirements.

"Haha, this is fun, three points of skill and seven points of card luck."

Even Sakura Rabbit Immortal asked with great interest:

"This is the first time I've seen this kind of game. Did the city lord create it himself?"

Lu Ya was too lazy to be a copywriter, and said truthfully:

"It's a game in my hometown to celebrate the New Year."

Everyone was silent for a while, and they were all fascinated.

Ning Zhongzi asked a question that everyone was concerned about.

"Where is the hometown of senior brother?"

Lu Ya thought about it and felt that there was no need to hide it. He was different from other transmigrators. He was so strong that he had no enemies.

If he is willing, he may really be able to cross the Three Realms, come to the Sea of ​​Chaos, and find a certain universe, galaxy, or planet...

"You can think that my hometown is in another world."

It's a pity that they don't understand the meaning of Lu Ya's "another world", and they probably think that Lu Ya is a clone of an expert from the God Realm.

With the protection of the gods, Bamboo Spring Sect will be as peaceful as it is today.

The game will start soon.

The seven were divided into three teams.

The Wine Fox Fairy and Muyu Feifei team up, and the Wine Fox Fairy fights domineeringly.

Lu Ya Liu Xuanye's team, the spirited young man Lu Ya played in person.

Liu Xuanye was lying quietly on his shoulder, apparently watching everyone playing cards, but in her heart she was already deducing the plan.

Through the swastika soul mark carved on Gong Youxi's body, she had discovered that something seemed to be wrong at the apostle headquarters.

Maybe she needs to go there in person...

Ning Zhongzi is on the same team as Sakura Rabbit Fairy.

Sakura Rabbit Fairy went into battle, looking very serious.

Ning Zhongzi didn't bother to understand the rules of this game. She used a thin awl to carve something on the bamboo tube while watching everyone play cards happily.

"Three emperors and two queens, can't you afford it? I win, haha!"

"The Nether King exploded!"

"..."

After a few games, Lu Ya managed to save her money, but it was Yingtuxian who won the most, so much so that she felt embarrassed because she was so stuffed.

The worst ones are Jiuhuxian and Muyu Feifei. None of the three of them look very smart, and their combined IQ may not be as high as that of Sakura Rabbit.

The angry Wine Fox Fairy cursed loudly.

"What a crappy game. There's too much luck involved, and it doesn't reflect my superb poker skills!"

"Then we won't play anymore?"

Sakura Rabbit Immortal said weakly.

"Let's give the last crab to Master Jiuhu's team."

Muyu Feifei was so moved that she almost cried. She quickly rushed towards the huge crab body, but was pinned to the ground by the two tails of the Wine Fox Fairy.

"What do you mean by giving up to me? I want to win in an honest way!"

"Wait a minute, this crab is actually——"

Everyone took a closer look and found that this last king crab actually had the cultivation level of the Immortal Emperor and a lifespan of more than 10,000 years.

It is a true king crab!

Even Lu Ya didn't notice it when he was fishing. I think this king crab may be hiding its aura because it is afraid of the owner of the Kun in the clouds...

Jiuhuxian suddenly became excited.

"The one who wins first is the paper. As long as I win this last game, I can stand up and become the master. The final battle is up to me!"

Lu Ya shook her head.

"Don't lose your pants again, Bamboo Spring Sect doesn't even have a strip of cloth."

"..."

The last game.

When the Jiuhu Fairy got the card and looked at it, he immediately became confident, his tense mood suddenly relaxed, and he even became proud.

While explaining to Muyu Feifei.

"I often say that her little rabbit, the Immortal Master, can win eight games in a row and eat seafood until she vomits. It's not a problem for me, the Immortal Venerable, a drunkard fox, to win this king crab."

"The farmer who contributes the most will get the crab. He does not necessarily become the landlord. We ambush him. This card cannot be snatched. This card does not need to be snatched. She is dead."

"Hong Ming is in my hand, I have the world, haha, I will double the Transcendent Level with my backhand, and I will make a fortune in silence!"

"Hey, the little rabbit also doubled? Don't be afraid, her cards can't beat me, five six seven eight nine, two cannons, it's a very good card."

"If I can replace the Immortal Emperor with the Crown Prince, my card will be a lore in this game, but I can't change it. It doesn't matter, and it won't affect the ownership of the King Crab."

"A fairy queen alone? Stupid, Lu Ya, hurry up, Lu Ya, don't you even want a fairy queen? Don't you like women the most?"

"Lu Ya, hurry up, don't dawdle, five six seven eight nine ten, something went wrong, it should be two."

"Pour a cup of tea for Lu Ya, and the two of you pour a cup of qixian tea for the little uncle, start your explosive firework show, bang him, bang him, beautiful!"

"Hahahaha, little rabbit, let me count how many cards you have left, one, two, three, four...seventeen!"

"Can you beat me with seventeen bamboo cards? If you can beat me, Jiuhu Immortal, with seventeen cards today, I'll eat this big iron pot on the spot!"

Sakura Rabbit Immortal was a little embarrassed, and weakly placed the bamboo cards in her hand on the stage neatly.

Artillery and flying swords...

The Jiuhu Fairy was stunned and speechless for a long time.

Lu Ya shook his head, feeling that history is really similar across planes.

Ning Zhongzi didn't understand it, put down the carving in his hand, drew a green sword, and divided the king crab into seven parts, and said softly:

"Let's all eat together."

The two girls laughed through their tears and grabbed the king crab legs, creating an illusion that eating the crab would transform them into Immortal Emperors.

Jiuhu Immortal was a little upset, but in the end he couldn't extricate himself from the delicacy of king crab roe, and felt something was wrong while eating.

"Crab roe is the ovary of a crab, won't you get pregnant if you eat it?"

"What do you think?"

"..."

…

The seafood New Year's Eve dinner ended amidst drunken laughter.

Jiuhu Fairy and Muyu Feifei were full of food and drink, and they were so beautiful. Looking at the fireworks over Qingluan City, they felt that the city was still fun, so they left in a hurry.

Yingtuxian also ate too much today.

Seeing that Ning Zhongzi had been carving a bamboo pot and seemed to be worried, he wanted to ask, but hesitated. He quickly took the opportunity to say goodbye and went back to Qingluan City.

Only Lu Ya, Liu Xuanye and Ning Zhongzi are left in the entire Bamboo Spring Sect.

One man and two women, drunk and hazy, Lu Ya always felt that something was going to happen...

Lu Ya lay with her sword on the roots of a solitary pine tree, enjoying the evening breeze, which was particularly pleasant.

Tonight, he drank a lot and flew to Celestial Immortal. He was so drunk that he felt a little dizzy, but his head didn't hurt at all. It was very satisfying.

But he could feel that his wife and senior sister were both a little sad.

Liu Xuanye never does housework, but now he is cleaning up the mats, wine bowls and bamboo mats, cleaning with bare hands without using any Immortal Law.

It was the first time for Lu Ya to see her wife doing housework, which was a bit exciting.

It seems that the time to say goodbye has come...

After Liu Xuanye cleaned up, the wine bottle carved by Ning Zhongzi was also completed.

This version of the bamboo tube is different from the one given to Lu Ya. It has warm cooking runes engraved on the inside and is kept warm by bamboo glaze. It is said to be a wine pot, but more like a thermos cup, which can be filled with various anti-abortion supplements.

"Give."

Passing the bamboo tube to Liu Xuanye, she silently stuffed pack after pack of prepared herbs and supplements into Liu Xuanye's arms, which piled up into a small mountain in Liu Xuanye's arms.

Lu Ya looked like she wanted to laugh.

Liu Xuanye nodded and put it away.

She looked at the picture on the outside of the bamboo tube - the picture showed seven people gathering together tonight to drink, eat seafood and play bamboo cards.

And above the heads of the seven people, there is a clear, gorgeous starry sky that is completely different from the Immortal World.

She hadn't seen such a starry sky for a long, long time.

"The stars are beautiful, thank you...senior sister."

She said calmly.

Ning Zhongzi's mind was up and down, and he was filled with emotions.

"When you were a child, you said that every star in the sky is a sun, and there are many spherical floating mountains around the sun, which are full of people... won't people living under the spherical floating mountains fall down?"

When Lu Ya heard this, she straightened up suddenly.

Could it be that the lower realm of the abyss' predecessor was a star universe similar to its previous life? This seems to explain the previous Ancient Chapter's statement that he seemed to have seen something similar to the Cracked Star Shield Armor...

"That's gravity."

Lu Ya said.

Liu Xuanye frowned slightly and was suddenly startled.

Gravity was an ancient anecdote she heard from a senior when she was a child. She didn't expect her husband to know about it, which made her suspect that Lu Ya might be an ancient god who had an attitude or reason for not being able to help her.

"My husband also knows about such ancient things?"

Ning Zhongzi also asked in confusion:

"What is gravity?"

Lu Ya didn't intend to explain too much.

“Gravity is the force that holds people together by destiny.”

Liu Xuanye shook his head and smiled, his picturesque eyebrows showing a look of openness.

"Take good care of Senior Sister."

Lu Ya knew she was leaving, so she didn’t say anything more, nodded and said:

"Um."

Ning Zhongzi suddenly looked up and saw that Liu Xuanye's figure had dimmed.

"Senior sister, we will meet again."

Lightly and without any sense of ceremony, Liu Xuanye disappeared into the Sword Plateau.

In Lu Ya's opinion, it might have been an emergency, and her departure was too simple, even a little abrupt.

It’s true that I just waved my sleeves and didn’t take away a single cloud…

Ning Zhongzi had imagined this scene countless times and warned herself to be calm countless times. Her expression was very calm, but tears fell from her eyes.

"Why……"

Bamboo Spring Sect finally got the senior brother, and the two finally got pregnant with a child. However, Liu Xuanye left.

Lu Ya walked over lightly and put her arm around her shoulders without saying anything.

Ning Zhongzi quickly wiped away her tears, but an even more indescribable feeling of helplessness suddenly came to her heart, causing her to fall on Lu Ya's shoulder, sobbing softly, and she fell asleep in the blink of an eye.

Holding her senior sister's soft and boneless shoulders, Lu Ya's heart was clear and she looked up into the vast darkness, thinking with interest.

My wife is very strong!

world.

(end of this chapter)