Thriller: Play as Gojo Satoru and obtain the Ghost Corps

"How about it, little dog, I'll give you a chance. How about you be the dog that passes me paper when I squat in the toilet? By the way, I like to step on a small stool when I squat in the toilet. How about you be the stool that passes me paper? Don't worry, if you follow me, I, Lin, will never treat you badly.●●"

The basketball-sized corgi head opposite was shocked.

How is it possible! Where did these men in black come from? How could I not notice anything?

The shocked corgi head opened its eyes wide, and even the whites of its eyes were staring out.

It tried to struggle, but as long as it moved, more arms would hold it down.

After a while, this monster with only a dog head and two dog paws was firmly controlled.

Five or six black-clothed ninjas from the Ghost Shadow Corps held him in the air, unable to move.

"Little dog, I advise you to think about it carefully. If it weren't for the tissue you handed over, I wouldn't give you this opportunity. If you don't believe me, you can ask Dahei and Xiaohei behind you."

"Last time, I met a yellow-skinned man who spoke human language. He wanted to kill me for no reason at that time, but I was kind enough to give him a chance to live. I said that as long as he could turn into a little loli with blonde hair and animal ears, I would let him go."

"Hey, but that yellow-skinned rat didn't appreciate my kindness and would rather die than change."

"Later, I beat that yellow-skinned rat so hard that its intestines popped out and its eyeballs flew out of its eye sockets●●."

Hearing this, the big Corgi dog suddenly felt a tingling sensation on his scalp.

How could this man be so perverted? This guy is so scary.

"Little dog, you. How are you thinking about it?●●"

The Corgi dog's brain was running fast, trying to find a way to resolve this situation.

Since this person has so many subordinates, it means that his own strength is not very strong.

I can pretend to surrender first, and then take control of him directly when he relaxes his vigilance!

To catch a thief, you must first catch the king! When I control him, I will have the initiative!

At that time, I will let him know that there is a price to pay for defiling the sacred women's toilet! ! ,

Thinking of this, the big Corgi dog head suddenly showed a flattering look: "Hahaha, your majesty is too kind. It is my honor to pass you paper. It is my blessing to be your foot pad."

The tone of the big Corgi dog head was extremely flattering, and it sounded like the truth. Lin Bei almost believed it.

Lin Bei looked at the big Corgi dog head in front of him and was speechless for a while.

How come these weird acting skills are so good? That yellow-skinned rat is also the same, and this big Corgi dog head is also the same.

One by one, the face changes become like that.

If the system hadn't reminded me that I had conquered you, I would have almost believed it!

However, Lin Bei didn't show these psychological activities, but said to it with a smile: "Hahaha, I knew you were very smart when I saw you for the first time!"

"Big Black and Little Black, let it go!"

Then, the big Corgi dog head finally got free.

"Haha, the king is courageous, hahaha!"

Suddenly, the flattering big Corgi dog head changed his expression, opened his huge mouth and pounced on Lin Bei! Very fast!

"Gan Lin mother! Damn it! Still want to use me as a foot pad? Si Nei!"

It seems that the big Corgi dog head has been to the toilet in many places, and this sentence actually popped out many local dialects.

In this way, the big Corgi dog head with two dog paws stretched out flew towards Lin Bei fiercely, and its eyes were full of complacency and pride.

"Hmph! A mere human! Die under my claws!! Ahhh!!!"

"Hmmmmmm??!"

When it was only a finger away from Lin Bei, his figure suddenly seemed to be still.

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get close to Lin Bei!

Corgi dog: "What? What's going on? Wang Defa???"

Lin Bei looked at the big corgi dog head close at hand, pushed his sunglasses, and then smiled coldly.

"Have you heard of Achilles' "paradox of never catching up with the tortoise"? You can get infinitely close to me, but you can never touch me. This is the "relative stillness" in reality. The closer the object is to me, the slower it will be, and it will never touch me."

(Ding! The host's behavior is consistent with Gojo Satoru's behavior! Role-playing index +99)

(The overall role-playing progress has reached 3.5%)

The big corgi dog head listened to Lin Bei's words, and his dog face was full of confusion.

What is Achilles' "paradox of never catching up with the tortoise?" It sounds so cool!

Lin Bei didn't know, but he knew that this would increase his role value, and that was enough●●.

Then Lin Bei kicked him into the group of ninjas of the Ghost Shadow Legion, and then waved his hand.

"Big Black, Little Black! Hit me!"

Then, the Ghost Shadow Legion ninjas gathered together and began to beat the big Corgi dog head frantically.

"Crackle, ah ah ah, don't, King!!! The Corgi dog knows he's wrong!!!"

"Ah ah ah! Woof woof woof!! ~~"

"I give in! I really give in!"

. . . . . . . .

After the beating lasted for nearly a minute, a sound suddenly came from Lin Bei's system.

Not to mention, this corgi-headed monster can take more beatings than the yellow-skinned one before, maybe because its head is bigger.

(Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully defeating a monster! Reward: Sweep Hungry Warrior plus one pack!)

Lin Bei: "?? Monsters can be defeated?"

"In that case, the yellow-skinned rat he encountered last time was not defeated until it was beaten to death?"