Dark clouds covered the sky, and the sun and moon were dark.

In a pitch-black night.

A lonely evening breeze blew through the woods, making a series of hoarse sounds, like the sound of a leak.

In a remote suburb far away from the town, there were graves and stone tablets on the remote hills.

Occasionally, a few dirty black plague rats would crawl on the ground. In the quiet night, they were as quiet as a passerby, freely shuttling between the graves.

The crows stood quietly on the tombstones with their heads held high, silently watching these beggars living in the shadows.

The paper money that had not been burned out in front of the tomb danced in the strange wind.

The burnt incense ashes died because of the shadow.

Many tombstones were scattered throughout the mountains and forests, and the positions of their tombstones all pointed to one place.

It was a dilapidated wooden house, and the roof was covered with rubber bags for rain protection.

Dim lights shone through the cabin, and the shadows swayed as the wind blew.

"Hey, why is there no signal on this TV? I remember that when I was a kid, I would watch cartoons as soon as I turned it on. Could it be that the TV broke down in the past few years when I was away?"

Lin Bei crossed his legs and kept tapping the TV in front of him.

"Duang~~duang~~"

To be honest, because the job of guarding the cemetery requires a clear view of the cemetery even when you sleep.

Therefore, the bedroom of the cabin has a very large floor-to-ceiling window.

It allows you to clearly and completely see the open-air cemetery outside when you stay in the bedroom.

This viewing experience is simply...,,,, absolutely, absolutely open the door---absolutely!

Who would refuse a gravekeeper's cabin with a super large floor-to-ceiling window, and can also enjoy a group of earthen bags and stone tablets at any time?

I believe that normal people will not have the leisure and elegance to watch TV after coming to such a ghost place.

But Lin Bei is not a normal person. He must watch TV here today!

After a meal of tinkering, Lin Bei was so tired that his wrists were a little sore.

Looking at the TV screen in front of him, which was still covered with snow, Lin Bei stuck out his tongue: "I am so tired. Is this TV still working? Xiao Hei, go get the roast chicken I bought for my grandpa. I'm a little hungry."

Just as the two ninjas from the Ghost Corps got up to get the roast chicken, Lin Bei spoke again: "Hey! Wait a minute! Just twist off a chicken leg and a chicken wing for me. I have to leave more meat for my grandpa. Also, remember to bring the ice cola I bought. My grandpa doesn't like to drink that stuff."

(Ding! The host's behavior is consistent with Gojo Satoru's behavior, role-playing index +10!)

Lin Bei has now completely messed up the order of things.

He originally came to his hometown to celebrate his grandpa's first seven days.

As a result, now Lin Bei directly confronted this TV and directly put his grandpa's first seven days behind.

He even thought about the roast chicken specially prepared for his grandfather's seventh day of mourning.

Lin Bei! Filial piety brings confidence! Filial piety brings strength!

If Lin Bei's grandfather is still alive, he will surely be pleased and filial.

"Damn it, if I, Lin Bei, don't take care of you today, I, Lin Bei, will take your last name today!"

"duang~~duang~~duang~~"

Not to mention, after Lin Bei's knocking, the picture in the TV that was originally gray snowflakes actually began to recover.

Seeing that the TV finally responded, Lin Bei said with relief: "I said, if there was a problem with this TV back then, I would just tap it and it would be fine."

Lin Bei sat on the bed, looking forward to the old-fashioned TV that had already appeared in front of him.

Now he can finally experience the feeling of childhood again!

As the picture in the big-butt TV gradually became clear, Lin Bei also saw the picture in the TV clearly.

It was a woman in a cheongsam, with exquisite hairstyle and elegant temperament, holding an elegant and simple wooden fan in her hand.

Although she has always been facing away from the screen, her round buttocks, slender waist, and the shocking curve in front of the moon hook are quite eye-catching.

Her devilish figure and the long red Chinese cheongsam on her body, even if only the back is exposed, are still fatally attractive to people.

Lin Bei is a time traveler from Earth, but even after the crazy bombardment of Internet beauties on Earth, his resistance to beauties has increased a lot.

But facing this mellow and plump back in the TV at this moment, Lin Bei can only say one word: Great! (Go!)

This peach is not an ordinary peach. She is the kind that is very rare and hard to meet. There is also an indescribable feeling, that is, the feeling of being very top-notch. Do you understand top-notch?

Just talking about this back, it is definitely the top-notch top-notch back killer.

Even if Lin Bei is asked to evaluate it, he can't find any flaws.

Lin Bei looked at the back of the red cheongsam on TV, tears flowing from the corners of his mouth.

"Turn around! Turn around!"

Lin Bei pulled his small black-framed sunglasses down to the tip of his nose, staring at the beautiful back on TV, shouting wildly in his heart.

The standard-definition picture quality of the big-butt TV did not affect her charming style at all.

By the way, what channel is this? Why didn't I find this treasure TV program before?

This female star is really cool. When I have money, I must keep her.

It seems that the plan of the electronics factory will be implemented soon.

Just when Lin Bei was daydreaming, a gust of cold wind suddenly came from the big-butt old-fashioned TV in front of him.

The charming and plump back finally turned around.

I saw that the perfect back finally turned around.

The plump moon hook, the amazing curvature and the belly without a trace of fat, were full and could be grasped.

The thighs were tight and the calves were white and tender. If it was a little more, it would be fat, and if it was a little less, it would be thin.

Lin Bei felt that if he had this leg, he could play with it for at least a year.

This kind of figure, even if Lin Bei, who has lived two lives, is evaluated, he can only say one thing: perfect! Very perfect!

I have never seen such a perfect figure in my two lives. Although this person is still wearing a cheongsam, Lin Bei, who has seen countless women, has long trained a pair of eyes with perspective.

His eyes not only have perspective, but can also distinguish the true and false of the moon hook at a glance, and measure the three latitudes in seconds.

It can be said that as long as Lin Bei glances over, he can directly image the 3D model of the target person in his mind.

He is one of the top lsps players in the world!

It can be said that as long as you have such a figure, as long as you are not too ugly, you are definitely a top-notch existence.

Then, Lin Bei's eyes slowly moved up, wanting to see the beauty. . .

"Fuck! Who filmed this hell show? The TV station has designated some cat cakes, and such a video can be broadcast?"

After shifting his eyes to the face of the cheongsam woman, Lin Bei was furious on the spot.

Such a perfect figure in clothes, such a rare body in the world.

There is actually a red skull on the face? ? ?

For some reason, the skin on her face seemed to be peeled off completely.

The muscles and yellow fat substances on the face are clearly visible, perhaps because the muscles and fat after losing the skin have been exposed to the air for too long.

The originally red facial muscles have oxidized to dark red, and the bright white facial muscle tendons have also become a little yellow.

The yellow facial fat has been oxidized to dark yellow, and even a little black.

Her eye sockets are dark, and there is a constant flow of red blood. Even the eyeballs don't know where they have fallen.

How to say this weird look, it's like a delicate anime beauty figure worth millions, whether it's a figure or a hairstyle, it's impeccable, and even the clothes are brand new.

But such a delicate figure was burned on the face by someone with a cigarette butt.

This feeling, don't mention how upset it is.

",,,, this type of art is too early for me, damn, bye."

(Ding! The host's behavior is consistent with Gojo Satoru's behavior, role-playing index +10!)

After that, Lin Bei began to press the remote control frantically, trying to switch programs.

But the weird thing is that no matter how he pressed the remote control, the TV screen did not respond.

"??? My remote control battery is dead??? No, I just replaced it with new batteries."

Pah-Pah~Pah.

Lin Bei tapped the remote control twice again, but the big-butt TV still didn't respond.

And the scary figure on the screen seemed to be getting closer and closer to the screen.

Lin Bei: "Ah, this... No way? No way???"

Lin Bei looked at the white and tender arm that slowly stretched out the big-butt TV screen, and was so scared that he quickly ate a piece of refreshing chewing gum (strawberry flavor).

At this time, the TV evil spirit with a nearly perfect figure began to become a little confused.

Normally, wouldn't ordinary people be scared and screaming after seeing such a weird and terrifying scene?

Why is this guy still staring at me with interest, and he is not in a hurry to chew a piece of chewing gum?

This is wrong! I don't feel any fear from this white-haired guy?

What's going on?

Although the ghost was confused, she still did not stop her movements. She was still climbing out of the TV.

Just then, the TV ghost suddenly heard footsteps from the living room.

The ghost turned around.

Two guys wearing black ninja clothes and with red eyes were standing at the door. One of them was holding a chicken leg and chicken wings, and the other was holding a bottle of iced cola, looking straight at her.

These two people were the ninjas of the Ghost Corps, "Dahei" and "Xiaohei". They came back with soda and roast chicken.

At this moment, the atmosphere in the room suddenly fell into a strange silence.

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