Wu Da hurriedly ran to Lichunyuan, and accidentally bumped into a person while passing an alley.
Wu Da fell on the spot, and immediately attacked his heart with anger, raised his head and cursed: "Blind, walking without looking at the road!"
Then Wuda saw the fortune teller fall to the ground, holding his waist with his hands, and moaned loudly: "Oh hey, my waist, my crotch shaft, oh feed my tail vertebrae... It's all right..."
Wu Da was stunned for a moment, and then said: "It's all this time, sir, don't use the elimination method, right?" The
fortune teller scratched his butt, stood up obscenely, looked at Wu Da's face and said: "I'm afraid that there will be a bloody disaster in this trip, it's better to listen to the old man's advice or not to go, how?" The
corner of Wu Da's mouth twitched, and his heart said that it was difficult for you to go back and forth with this word, and last time it was for you to fool. Seeing that I am generous, why are you here?
Wu Da crossed his waist and said, "Where can you go with me, just persuade me?" The
fortune teller immediately said, "If my guess is correct, the official is going to Lichunyuan to get his things back, right?"
Wu Da's expression did not change, it was normal for him to guess, there was only a Lichunyuan in front of it was an entertainment place, and now it was not a meal, it was definitely not going to a restaurant.
Then he said, "What do I take, you mean?" The
fortune teller rubbed his stomach and sighed: "Oh, this person is old, his stomach is hungry, and he can't think of anything!" You bumped into me this time, why don't you pay me a table of banquets, let's communicate slowly?
Wu Da was speechless: "Why don't I take my husband to Lichun Courtyard to drink some wine, and then find two girls to relax and relax?" The
fortune teller immediately nodded frequently and laughed: "Brother, you have vision, you can do things...!" Let me tell you this, I know the poor road for five hundred years before, and five hundred years later, and you must have made a lot of money on this meal!! Wu
Da immediately pinched the shoulder of the old Taoist priest, feeling that there were many bruises on this goods, and it seemed that he had been abducted and beaten in this area. The aunt said that he was a living immortal, anyway, he also went to Lichun Courtyard by the way, and spending more money would not get in the way.
So Wu Da took an old Taoist priest all the way to Lichun Courtyard.
Jing Jing found out where Yupei was for the first time, so he went all the way to Wuda, just when Wuda collided with the fortune teller, watching the lively let Jingjing miss Wuda perfectly....
When she arrived at Lichun Courtyard, Mother Yang was wondering why Wu Da Lang came again, and just about to explain to Wu Da that she quietly went to send him something, who knew that the fortune teller shouted proudly: "Hurry up, bring a table of banquets to the grandfather, and then pick two girls over..."
Mother Yang looked disgusted, and then looked at Wu Da, who nodded and motioned for Wu Da to do so.
Mother Yang immediately looked at Wu Da's face and replied to him: "Objective, please wait a moment..." and then twisted her waist and walked up.
The stands looked at this scruffy fortune teller, and suddenly no one wanted to go.
Mother Yang was helpless, so she had to find two older women with blessed bodies and let them go down to accompany the guests.
The fortune teller rubbed his stomach and said, "Hurry up with wine and meat!" Then
I saw two older women with blessed bodies, not only were they not angry and disgusted, but their eyes were bright.
"Oh hey, this is right, fat feels good, older age will hurt!" Then he turned his head to look at Wu Da Lang and said, "You are the owner, you choose first!"
Wu Da hurriedly shook his head and said: "Sir is polite, you come, I just went out of here, my physical strength is not enough..." The
fortune teller gave him a blank look and said contemptuously: "Young age, don't keep looking for those young women, they only know how to ask for it, they don't know how to feel sorry for men, look at your little sample, it's not good... I'm hundreds of years old this year, and I still have a pillar of Optimus every day...
The corner of Wu Da's mouth twitched, and he immediately complimented: "Sir is really fierce, really a model for my generation...!" The
fortune teller was proudly waiting for Wu Da to continue to praise him, and Wu Da took a glass and took a sip.
Secretly said in his heart: "Mo is angry, Mo is angry..." A
few mouthfuls of food went down, a few glasses of wine into the throat, and Wu Da relaxed a little.
I saw that the fortune teller kept rubbing oil on the woman, causing the two middle-aged fat women to giggle, and suddenly these mouthfuls of food that Wu Da ate almost returned.
"Oh no, I'm invincible, you guys drink first, come back later!"
The fortune teller waved his hand and let Wu Da take care of himself.
Wu Da walked to the hall, and Mother Yang saw Wu Da come out, so she asked, "Wu Da official, who is that?" Unexpectedly let the military officials have a treat? It can't be a scammer, right? Be careful!
"I received Mother Yang's kindness..." Mother Yang
immediately asked, "Did the martial official lose a piece of jade?" Jing Jing is afraid that you forgot and sent you home..." Wu
Da was stunned for a moment, a prostitute went to his house to deliver something, I'm afraid that several ladies will have to be angry, right? Secretive ones are fine, blatant, isn't it a little excessive?
Wu Da immediately nodded and said, "Then thank you Jingjing girl!" I went and returned just to get Yupei. "
The officials are polite, they have all known each other, what is not thankful, just play well..." Mother
Yang was stunned: "There are so many ladies in your family, and a prostitute going to your house will not cause the relationship between your husband and wife to be discordant, right?"
Wu Da's heart is bitter, it's really not possible, for many years, he has maintained a good man character who does not prostitute or gamble at home, and this next little accident has completely collapsed!
But now the status is not ordinary, a few more concubines are a matter of face, Wu Da secretly pondered, Pan Jinlian should not be angry. It's really not okay, I don't sleep at night, coax them more.
In the past, they used to coax them to sleep, but now they suddenly coaxed themselves to sleep, and they really didn't get used to it.
There are too many wives and concubines, and sometimes when they are full, they have to bite the bullet and eat a little more....
The fortune teller is still drinking and bragging with the two Qinglou women, Wu Da is a little irritable, for so many years, there are really no people hanging his appetite, if he has no real ability, he is bound to beat him out of anger.
But Yupei was sent home, I'm afraid that this Daoist priest won't see Yupei, Wu Da is entangled, do you go back to get it yourself, or just wait here? I don't know what the physical strength of this old Taoist priest is, if it will be over in a few minutes, then it is better to wait here....
The old Taoist priest shouted: "Let's jug wine again..." Then
Wu Da Lingji moved, let Mother Yang brew a few big tonic pills into the wine, and sent it to him....
Wu Da estimated the time, I am afraid that this goods can take at least half an hour here, and a trip home will definitely be in time.
Immediately told Mother Yang: "If I don't come back, don't let him go!"
Mother Yang immediately nodded and said, "Don't worry, he can't leave without checking out!" Wu
Da was slightly relieved, and then trotted all the way back home!
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