Tiandao doesn't work today

Early the next morning, on the southern slope of Tea Mountain.

Chen Leling sat cross-legged on a piece of bluestone, silently chanting Taoist scriptures and practicing.

The path of spiritual practice is divided into refining Qi and gathering qi. The former relies on realizing the heavenly heart, while the latter relies heavily on resources.

She was originally a monster from Yeluzi, but later practiced the Shen family's "Jade Flower Sutra" and became a Qi alchemist. She could absorb the essence of the sun and moon very efficiently, so she no longer needed to take it.

A Qi practitioner only needs to meditate on one sutra, use it to meditate in his mind, recite and comprehend it quietly every day, and in this way, he can improve his Taoism by one day in half an hour.

That is to improve the understanding of the way of heaven, and then break through the realm as soon as possible.

The path of the Tao is like carving the footprints step by step on the road of seeking the Tao, accumulating over time, only once a day and must not be interrupted, otherwise it will not be filled by the great secret method.

Today, Shen Leling has been practicing Taoism for twenty years.

"Ah um..." Yan Nu was lying on the side, suddenly woke up and yawned.

In fact, he woke up from a coma last night, but he fell asleep again because he hadn't slept well for several days.

"Don't move around. I didn't expect that even if your waist was broken like that, it wouldn't be disabled! Giggling, giggling... I finally connected the meridians all over your body, but they were broken again." Shen Leling chuckled.

"Are you the monster sister?" Yan Nu recognized Shen Leling only after hearing her voice.

Shen Leling is really a beautiful big sister now. Her skin is crystal clear and fair, like a beauty, and her facial features are so delicate that they have been carved.

"It's me... Hee hee, am I good-looking?" Shen Leling smiled brightly, like the first child of a different flower, so beautiful that she was dizzy and bright.

"It's beautiful! But don't you care about me?" Yan Nu said in surprise.

"You..." Shen Leling was frustrated.

That night, she did say that she would leave Yan Nu alone. Unexpectedly, Yan Nu broke free from the shackles on his own and managed to kill him through Chashan Castle.

She really cherishes her talents and has always wanted to have a warrior follower, but she has never been able to find one who is trustworthy. Now she finally has a simple-minded, extremely talented boy who treats monsters as normal people. Of course, she is not willing to let him go. .

"Hey, my stomach was sewn up, and I remember that I broke my lumbar vertebrae in the end. Did you cure it all, sister? Thank you very much, you saved my life again." Yan Nu rubbed and checked himself, even though his whole body was There are still countless blood marks, which are hideous and terrifying, but they are all marks on the flesh and blood. The real inner muscles, bones, and internal organs are already less than half healed.

Yan Nu sniffed the smell and found a strong medicinal smell and fragrance. He didn't know how many good medicines had been used on him.

Shen Leling said playfully: "Humph, it's good that you knew! If I hadn't saved you, you would have died a long time ago! I used up all the medicine!"

"There are quite a few precious elixirs, please pay me!"

Yan Nu only had a pair of torn trousers all over his body. He didn't even bother to take out his wallet and said calmly: "I have no money."

Shen Leling chuckled: "I know you have no money, so you have to pay off my debt as a slave! Whatever I ask you to do, you do it!"

Yan Nu said nothing and looked in the direction of Chashan Castle.

"Keke... I'll bring you out, and don't even think about going back. You killed the Zhang family, and you'll be dead if you go back!" Shen Leling was afraid that Yan Nu would say something about going back to wait for Aweng, so she told him directly block up!

However, Yan Nu just said: "So many warriors died in Chashan Castle. Who will protect everyone in future wars?"

"Huh?" Shen Leling was stunned, then laughed.

"Chashan Castle is just one of the manors owned by the Zhang family. They have many subordinates and disciples, and some of them are people, so they will naturally send people to take care of it."

"Even if all the Zhang family is dead, there will still be some Sun family and Li family that will take over Wubao. There are also mergers among the world's wealthy families. You don't need to worry about controlling the people!"

"But you have to worry about yourself. I will definitely be looking for you everywhere now!"

"Are you going to stop until you kill me?" Yan Nu felt that his whole body was in excruciating pain, so he circulated the "Taihuang White Jade Sutra" to moisturize his whole body. If he didn't use all the cyclones, his whole body felt uncomfortable.

Shen Leling rolled his eyes: "Nonsense! You killed so many people in the Zhang family and smashed their heirlooms. The Zhang family will definitely not let you go."

Yan Nu said seriously: "I can't die, I want to live forever!"

Seeing the seriousness of his words, Shen Leling raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Do you want to live forever?"

"Keke... don't think about it. You are a pariah and don't have fairy bones. You can't live forever."

Yan Nulin said: "I just want to wait for peace. Aweng said that as long as I live well, I will always see peace."

"Taiping...haha, judging from the current situation, you won't be able to wait until your lifetime." Shen Leling sneered.

"Why?"

Shen Leling shook his head: "If you want peace, you must at least unify the world. However, the Divine Continent is now in chaos. The princes are divided, the powerful families are autonomous, rebels are everywhere, and evil spirits are raging."

"In addition to this, there are also the 烃狋, Qiangqu, Tufa, Morong, and Yuwen. The five barbarian clans are invincible. It is simply an unprecedented chaos!"

"The imperial city is being besieged by the Xianxun clan. The Sima family is worried about itself. I think the country will be destroyed."

"Peace? Just wait!"

Yan Nu didn’t quite understand what he heard, but suddenly said: “It turns out that unification can lead to peace… Sister, let’s go and unify the world!”

"Pfft... Hahaha!" Shen Leling almost burst out laughing.

"Who are you, but you dare to aspire to the world!"

Yan Nu said calmly: "I am a pariah."

"You still know that you are a pariah!" Shen Leling covered her mouth and smiled: "You are such a straightforward idiot. If I hadn't been so compassionate, how many times would you have died?"

"At best you can be a warrior, and at most you can be a general. Unless you follow the right person and assist the Ming Lord to unify the world, then you can really see peace."

Yan Nu asked excitedly: "Who is the Ming Lord? Take me to find him."

Shen Leling found out. This kid climbed up along the pole, but he couldn't understand the words.

She quickly waved her hands and said: "Okay, okay, we are a monster and a pariah, why should we worry about this!"

"As for me, I just want to become an immortal. As for you, just follow me. I will teach you my secret skills and you will let me drive you!"

Yan Nu thought for a moment and said: "You saved me, I will repay you, but can you go to Jishui?"

"Why are you going to Jishui? That's where I escaped. Let's go to the south!" Shen Leling stood up: "Ah, I understand. You are going to find your Aweng again, right?"

Yan Nu nodded honestly: "I don't believe Aweng is dead, I must find Aweng!"

Knowing his stubbornness, Shen Leling rolled his eyes and chuckled: "Okay, I'll take you to look for it. If you can't find it in Jishui, you'll have to look for it elsewhere until you find it! Okay?"

"Okay!" Yan Nu nodded repeatedly.

Shen Leling said again: "But you have to listen to me on this journey!"

"Know!"

Seeing Yan Nu happily agreeing, Shen Leling also smiled and thought it was so easy to lie!

To deal with Yan Nu's straightforward temperament, just fool him and that's it.

"Let's rest in Kuaiyun Gong. We can train for two more days and then we can set off."

Yan Nu couldn't wait to say: "I can set off now!"

"No! Just lie down and do some exercises to recuperate. Don't leave any sequelae." Shen Leling said sternly.

"Okay...but I'm hungry." Yan Nu licked his lips.

Shen Leling smiled lightly and said, "Don't worry, you won't be hungry if you follow me!"

She spat out, and a peach core flew out and fell into the soil.

Picking up the magic formula with one hand, the light cyan light on the tip of the index finger gathered more and more. The light was soft and hazy, scattered into the air, and instantly turned into a mist.

The mist shrouded the land, seeping in bit by bit. After a while, seeds took root and sprouted out of the ground.

The buds grew bigger and bigger, rising and growing at a speed visible to the naked eye. In about half an hour, they sprouted and grew into a small peach tree nine feet high.

Yan Nu was stunned. He had been farming since he was a child and had never seen plants grow so fast.

"It's so fast. Aweng and I have been working in the fields for more than half a year before we can harvest anything. You planted the trees in one fell swoop."

Shen Leling was quite proud: "Giggle...it's nothing! It's just a magic that can quickly grow things. Compared with the real magic power of dead trees turning into spring and flowers blooming instantly, it's nothing more than a trick."

"Oh, it turns out to be a little trick." Yan Nu suddenly realized.

"..." Shen Leling curled his lips, realizing that he didn't need to be humble!

"It's not over yet! The Hua Hua Spell!"

Shen Leling blew on the peach tree again, and the water vapor moistened it in, causing the branches and leaves to bloom and bear fruit quickly. After a dozen breaths, the peach tree was full of fruits.

She picked an attractive big peach and bit it into it. Her mouth was filled with juice and relished it.

Yan Nu also quickly picked two of them and ate them happily.

"Sister, I want to learn this!"

Shen Leling picked another one and said, "I told you, if you can't practice, you can't learn spells either."

"Only nobles from aristocratic families can breed immortal bones. The minimum requirement is that the family must be three generations of scholars."

"Brother, monk, he must first be a 'scholar'!"

"Don't look at me, demons are different! Most of them are enlightened by the way of heaven. Apart from you humans, how many of the creatures in the world have spiritual apertures? Seriously speaking, every demon is unique among ten thousand!"

Yan Nu made a sound and asked: "The monk is so powerful, why don't you help farm the land? This way everyone will not be hungry."

Shen Leling was stunned for a moment and said amusedly: "Giggle, do you think the emperor uses a golden hoe to farm the land?"

"Eh?" Yan Nu asked curiously: "Does the emperor use golden hoes to cultivate the land?"

"..." Shen Leling pointed at him and was speechless for a long time. Then he took a deep breath and performed the Qingxin Jue.

I just feel refreshed and refreshed, and my heart feels like water has stopped.

Then he said: "Immortals, those who go to the mountains to practice Taoism, all of them are ethereal and secluded in the mountains and forests, and they sincerely want to stay away from the smell and get clean."

"Isn't it ridiculous that you expect Xianyun Yehe to farm the land for mortals?"

"Is it ridiculous?" Yan Nu asked in shock.

"Isn't it ridiculous?" Shen Leling pointed at him and said: "Practitioners refine their Qi, collect their spiritual power, realize Taoism, travel, practice magic, and study supernatural powers... Which one is not full of truth and endless fun? Why waste time on farming?"

"Even if we are farming, we are raising exotic flowers and fruits, taking care of the gardens to conceive the treasures of heaven and earth, and combining medicines to make elixirs."

Yan Nu asked: "What are you planning on?"

"I ascended to immortality in order to become immortal and live forever! When the heaven and earth are closed, catastrophes are not hindered; when the heaven and earth are open, magical powers are possible!" Shen Leling looked up at the sky, fascinated.

Yan Nu listened with relish: "What happens next? What happens next?"

"Then...then?" Shen Leling was stunned.

Yan Nu asked strangely: "You are immortal, why don't you do something?"

"Of course I will travel to Beihai in the morning and stay in Cangwu in the evening. I will travel through the eight wastelands and be free and at ease."

"Oh, just playing and sleeping? I can do that too, so what's the point of having this immortality?"

"..." Shen Leling was silent. She had never thought about what she would do after becoming an immortal.

Yan Nu muttered: "So the immortals are just idlers?"

"You...what do you know! Immortals have their own immortal fun! Mortals will never understand! Since you are immortal, you will naturally have more time to think about what you want to do! You can't eat grapes and say sour grapes!"

Yan Nu wanted to ask again, but Shen Leling couldn't stand him anymore and stuffed peaches directly into his mouth.

"Are you full? If you are full, heal your wounds quickly!"

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p.s: Sorry.