Time Travel Simulation: The Opening Villain Actually Married The Protagonist's Mother

"Qi and blood are like smoke, through a variety of unique positions and postures, with food and elixir to polish the body, strengthen the body, make the own blood strong, pass through the pores, and form a smoky white mist on the top of the head."

"When you arrive at this place, with a single arm swing, you will have a huge force, and after strengthening it, you will have a terrifying reaction force. Hanging Tyson and crushing Lu Bu is not a dream."

Xiao Ye smiled lightly: "I didn't expect that according to my request, what was deduced was actually a body training method."

"Actually, it's not right to talk about physical training. According to the intention of the simulator, it can be seen from the description of the realm behind."

"This should be to adapt to the low threshold and small environmental requirements, and to enter the Tao from the physical aspect, and finally to be on the same road."

After all, compared to cultivating immortals and magic, aura and magic factors are needed. At this stage, Xiao Ye only needs to eat more and exercise more to be successful.

Very suitable for beginners to get started.

"But it's good to be a big muscular bully. A real man needs to fight close to his body to enjoy himself."

Xiao Ye smiled evilly at the mirror.

I feel more handsome and masculine.

cuckoo...

After a while, Xiao Ye suddenly felt his stomach start to protest.

Reborn, but also need to consume energy.

"The person who cooks rice, the soul who cooks rice, and the cook who cooks rice are all masters. It's a good time to celebrate."

"Ruyan, cook, I want to..."

After habitually yelling, Xiao Ye realized that it was no longer the simulated world.

Wife is gone.

Looking at his hands that have been wasted for a year, Xiao Ye sighed sadly: "Yes, do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing."

half an hour later.

"Hiss." Xiao Ye showed a satisfied look on his face.

"Cool."

"As expected of an elephant, the taste is good, much better than Laotan's sauerkraut."

However, I noticed a stack piled high on the table.

Xiao Ye couldn't help but feel a little worried: "The talent has improved, and the appetite has also increased. It seems that I will have to work two more jobs in the future."

Wait, work.

not good.

Xiao Ye suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to ask for leave before entering the simulator.

Xiao Ye quickly took out his mobile phone to check the time:

Human Calendar: 4719 (2022) May 20th, 9 am.

"It's nine o'clock, so I'm late."

Xiao Ye sighed.

Then fall back to sleep.

It is impossible to work part-time in this life.

I can only use the simulator more to maintain my life, like this.

The beauties in it are super beautiful, all the characters are talented, and they speak nicely.

I absolutely love it here.

——

So, after Xiao Ye regained his energy, he received the greeting from the female supervisor as expected.

Don't look, the woman in charge is also a related household.

But she is not stupid and sweet.

Relying on his unremitting efforts to sit back and reap the rewards, he became a heavyweight over 200 catties at a young age.

Wherever you go, you can attract a lot of people

gaze.

Xiao Ye didn't want to talk to him at first, so he would get together and leave.

Unexpectedly, the other party actually spoke out and greeted Xiao Ye's family very politely.

It even feels that the voice is not sincere enough.

Video is also on.

For the sake of her being so polite, Xiao Ye couldn't refuse.

"Who are you? Where are we in charge?" Xiao Ye spoke first with a puzzled expression.

Big face on screen: "..."

"Xiao Ye, what trick are you playing?" Ruhua frowned on the other end of the phone.

"Ah, Director Ren, why did you run into the meat ball? No wonder I didn't see it just now."

"You called me fat." Ren Ruhua was furious.

Xiao Ye waved his hand: "Hey, Director Ren, don't get me wrong, I just have a question?"

"what?"

"Do you have a big brother named Fat Tiger?"

Ren Ruhua: Is your big brother called Fat Tiger?

"Then why are you a fat girl?"

"!@#￥%..."

Being poked at the sore spot, Ren Ruhua immediately cursed.

....

"Bastard, little bastard, just wait for me, I will definitely make it difficult for you to survive in this city."

When she was tired of cursing and finished the harsh words, Xiao Ye smiled slightly: "It has been recorded, thank you for paying the mental damage fee."

Ren Ruhua: "..."

...

Boom.

The video call ends immediately.

Xiao Ye pouted, what the hell?

After becoming free, Xiao Ye began to practice for the first time.

"One two three four, two two three four..."

Xiao Ye hummed softly, and put his whole body into weird poses.

Anyone who is a professional can find that every muscle of Xiao Ye is vibrating regularly.

When Xiao Ye breathed, there was a faint smoke wafting from his mouth and nose.

Soon, Xiao Ye felt his body being hollowed out.

"I'll go. It's really not easy to be a big muscle bully. It consumes too much. I estimate that I have to eat ten meals a day."

Feeling the hunger in his body, Xiao Ye was a little distressed.

In reality, he is just a little bitch who has just lost his job. If this continues, his savings will not last long.

It seems that the plan to make money is on the agenda.

But what to do?

It is best to make a quick fortune without capital.

After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Ye decided not to think about it for the time being.

Or many simulations several times, you can find a way.

"Cook the rice first, then simulate after a while."

In the next few days, Xiao Ye's life was very regular, that is, he practiced eating, eating, sleeping, waking up and then continuing to practice....

Well, sometimes I have a hungry dream at night, and then get up to add another meal.

The hard work paid off, and soon Xiao Ye was full of energy and blood, full of tendons and explosive power.

And both appearance and temperament have been greatly improved.

Catching up with readers is just around the corner.

It's just too expensive.

In a short period of time, Xiao Ye's net worth has risen from five

number, down to four digits.

They are all eaten, even bigger than the big stomach king.

"and many more."

A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in Xiao Ye's mind.

"I can eat so much, it's not enough to be a food blogger."

"Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle. If you become popular, you can make some money."

Thinking of this, Xiao Ye scrolled through videos and tutorials.

After a simple registration, Xiao Ye started to try.

But after all, he is a newcomer.

There are very few live broadcast rooms.

And it's all his meow, the attention is superficial people who care about Xiao Ye's appearance.

VIP of Appearance Association: "Little big brother, he looks really good-looking."

Loneliness is not love: "Is the anchor a fitness trainer? She has a perfect figure."

Buy Bao's steamed buns: "It's so temperamental."

...

Xiao Ye: "..."

You pay attention, isn't it a little crooked?

In other words, I obviously brought my face and voice changed by muscle control, and I wore short sleeves.

How did you see my handsome face at a glance?

My goddamn, no-where-placed charm.

Seeing that the live broadcast room is getting more and more crooked, Xiao Ye decided to make a big move:

"Everyone, thank you for your affirmation of the anchor's appearance, but I also want to say that I am a food broadcaster."

"Did you see the plate of roast suckling pig in front of me? Next, I will show you a pig with three bites and one head."

Heitian Baiyun 4545: "Why is it so dark? It turns out that the anchor is bragging that such a big roast suckling pig, let alone three bites, even thirty bites, you can't finish it."

VIP of the Appearance Association: "The anchor, don't be brave, I don't care about your talent, as long as you look good."

Loneliness is not love: "Please start your performance, if you can finish eating in three bites, I will give you a big rocket."

...

"Okay, this is what you said, you can't go back on your word."

After turning on the screen recording, Xiao Ye grabbed the roast suckling pig on the plate.

With a single bite, he bit off the entire pig's head, then his cheeks squirmed, and he swallowed it whole.

In the first chapter of Taishu, the core mystery is just a word.

In order to improve efficiency, a lot of secret techniques have been equipped.

For example, muscle control, gastric peristalsis.

After a few days of practice, Xiao Ye has been able to control the facial muscles, turning into a huge mouth of the abyss.

Or interfere with the stomach, which digests quickly.

Of course, there is also a surprise, that is, Xiao Ye can have a slight plastic surgery.

Even in the future, it is not impossible to improve the cultivation base and become the Lord of Thousand Faces.

1000 Simoleons are not in vain.

Next, when the audience was stunned, Xiao Ye swallowed the little suckling pig in two more bites.

The popularity of the live broadcast instantly exploded.

Next door to the old Wang's house~: Fuck, headshot in one bite, not even spit out the bones, it's real or fake.

VIP of the Appearance Association: Ke Pa.

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