To express gratitude to teachers on Teacher's Day, send a cannonball to the principal!

For online news, reporters are also very considerate. They not only include text descriptions, but also videos, which are very convincing.

Coupled with this interview with the principal, it made netizens laugh out loud:

“Hahaha, this is probably the most special Teacher’s Day gift this principal has ever received.。”

“Hahaha, it’s not that the teacher is unworthy, but that the principal is more cost-effective!”

“No, no, no, I think the student has good intentions. He may think that the teacher may not be able to handle such a big thing, but the principal definitely can.。”

“Haha, I heard it through the screen. The principal sang there, 'Listen to me, thank you. Because of you, the four seasons are warmed.’。”

“Hahaha, as soon as this student entered the principal's office, did he say "Thank you for your hard work, teacher" and then offer cannonballs with both hands?”

“666, this is probably the first student to give rockets to the principal. This student will be the top brother in the rankings in no time!”

“It can be seen that this principal must be an approachable principal in normal times.。”

...

This group of netizens watching the excitement in the front row must also be the first batch of conspicuous bags to pop up.

However, as long as there is public opinion, it will definitely be mixed, but it can always be led astray by netizens:

“It's too dangerous. If my child was in this elementary school, I would definitely transfer him to another school. Cannonballs were dug up in the school. How scary!”

“Yes, the special police officer also said that the fuses of the artillery shells are all intact and may explode at any time, which is a big deal!”

“Well, what you said above makes sense, the danger is indeed dangerous, but why is it that the corner of my mouth is harder to press than the AK now?~”

“Hahaha, yes, now I just want to know if the principal was scared to death?”

“Didn't the principal say that? I was shocked.。”

“I don’t believe it. Who wouldn’t be scared to death when they see students bringing cannonballs to themselves?。”

“Five-star General MacArthur said: Is the Chinese novice protection period so good?”

......

As public opinion fermented, the news spread rapidly.

At this time, at the principal's home, the principal was answering the phone with a dark face:

“Old Chen, I heard that your student sent you a cannonball. Is this true or false? "

After the principal heard this, his hand on the phone was shaking, but his tone was still calm and he said: "Yes, I usually get along well with the students and am approachable, so when students encounter something, they will think of me first. "

Although the principal tried his best to explain, the suppressed laughter on the other end of the phone continued.

They were all principals, who would spoil whom? "Hahaha, were your pants wet at that time? Have you ever been so scared that you fell down? Is your butt okay? "

It would be fine if he wasn't so frightened that he fell down. The problem is that the principal was so frightened that he fell down and squatted down, so the principal's face suddenly turned darker:

“How is that possible? Do you think that I, like you, have never seen the world? I have been a principal for so many years, what have I never seen? "

But the voice on the other side ignored the principal's explanation and said with a smile: "Hahaha, I was just chatting with Lao Zhang about whether I should send you some plaster, but Lao Zhang said no, you go there. I will definitely have it in the office in the future, hahahahaha!”

“After all, you are the first principal to receive the cannonball, and you may not know what you will receive in the future! When the principal heard this

, he took a deep breath and shouted angrily into the phone: "Is there anyone who curses people like you?" ! Let me tell you, I will enforce the school rules tomorrow, and there is absolutely no way I will receive cannonballs in the future! "

After saying that, the principal immediately hung up the phone. This phone call was really disturbing!

As soon as the phone was hung up, the principal immediately asked angrily to the side: "Isn't Chen Xinyu back yet? ! Where did she end up fooling around? ! Call her and ask her to come back quickly! "

The principal's wife on the side immediately rolled her eyes and said, not getting used to him at all, "How dare your daughter come back with your face? Just go ahead and vent your anger. After you do it, your daughter will come back." "

When the principal heard this, his face suddenly became even darker. I

can't afford to offend my wife, and my daughter won't come back. There's no one to

vent my anger on! After being the principal for so many years, I'm actually less angry this time. How uncomfortable it is!

A school rule must be added in the future. This kind of thing must never happen again!

But how should this school rule be added?

For a while, the principal fell into deep thought.

But this thought was quickly interrupted. The

ringtone of the principal's mobile phone rang again.

When the principal picked it up and looked at it, his face suddenly became darker. He was the principal of another school, and he was an old friend. He usually drank together

. Old friends who rarely drink together, why are you calling now?

When you make a fool of yourself, these people are often the ones who laugh at you the hardest! The

principal just hung up the phone, black He looked at the wall clock with a sullen expression and said, "What time is it now? Chen Xinyu is still fooling around outside, you are the one who got used to it! "

The principal's wife glanced at the hour hand that hadn't reached six yet, rolled her eyes and ignored him.。

......

On the other hand, Teacher Xiao Chen at this time is actually not much better than the principal.

The news in the education industry must be the most accurate, and because his father is the principal, various meetings are held frequently. Teacher Xiao Chen has many friends in the industry!

At this moment, Teacher Xiao Chen was also very uncomfortable. One by one, her friends called and asked: "Did your student send a cannonball to your father?"

Even more outrageous, her group of best friends actually came to ask: " Are you falling in love with that student's brother? Your father doesn't allow it, otherwise why would you send cannonballs?"

Asked this, Teacher Xiao Chen almost went crazy!

The most uncomfortable thing is that at this time, the bars are not open!

I didn’t dare to go back home, so I wanted to go get drunk and relieve my worries, but the bar wasn’t even open yet!

This made Teacher Xiao Chen uncomfortable, so he had to find a coffee shop to deal with it first.

As he thought about it, Teacher Xiao Chen felt more and more aggrieved. He was suffering here, but the culprit must have gone home and had a delicious meal at this time, right?

I'm so angry that I can't do anything to others, right? I can't go to visit someone's home at this time, right?

When I wanted to fight this, Teacher Xiao Chen’s eyes suddenly lit up!

School is out early. Why not do a home visit at this time?

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