To express gratitude to teachers on Teacher's Day, send a cannonball to the principal!

“Auntie, where can I buy urea bags? "In the community, Pan Lin took his aunt's hand and asked。

“ah? "The aunt looked at Pan Lin in surprise, suspecting that she heard wrongly, and asked: "What did you want to buy?”

“Urea bags. "Pan Lin said calmly to his aunt。

“Urea bag? The aunt asked in surprise: "Why do you need a urea bag?" Can’t we use plastic bags at home?

Pan Lin thought for a while, shook his head and said: "Where can the plastic bags be as strong as the urea bags? Auntie, you don't know. Nowadays, urea bags are all Internet celebrity products. If I don't put them in my schoolbag, two classmates will say that I am out of date. "。”

“What trend are you kids following? "The aunt smiled and shook her head and said helplessly: "Urea bags can become internet famous products.。”

“It’s not our fault. Pan Lin explained: "Isn't this all caused by the group of college students who have just started school?。”

“College Students? The aunt was even more surprised for a moment: "Why do college students buy urea bags?"”

“Just pack your luggage. "Pan Lin said: "The urea bag is strong and durable, and if it is thrown on the train, thieves will not even take a look. It kills two birds with one stone. After hearing this

, the aunt smiled helplessly and said, "College students nowadays are quite simple, but what do you do with them when they use them to pack their luggage?"”

“Self-defense. "Pan Lin said matter-of-factly: "Auntie, you may not believe it, but I have a superb technique of wearing a urea bag over my head, which is very effective in self-defense.。”

“Go! Go! Go! "My aunt smiled and scolded: "I even made this joke with your aunt. "

Pan Lin smacked his lips helplessly, wondering why no one believed it to be honest.

Helpless, Pan Lin had no choice but to hold his aunt's hand and shake it: "Auntie, buy some for me.~”

“OK OK. The aunt who was shaken helplessly laughed and said, "When I get home, I'll check it out online for you, that's all." "

When Pan Lin heard this, he was immediately satisfied. He took his aunt's hand and went home.。

...

With a click, the door to the house opened, and my aunt took Pan Lin into the house.。

“Mom, I brought Lin Lin back. Is the meal ready? I'm hungry. "My aunt shouted to her house while changing her shoes.。

“How dare you come back! "Grandma rushed out as soon as she heard the sound!

As soon as she heard the scolding, her neck was so frightened that her neck was buzzing. She began to quickly recall what she had done wrong recently! Seeing

that Grandma trotted out, with an angry look on her face. It seemed that she was very angry.

Pan Lin quickly helped his aunt to make amends: "Auntie, why did you make grandma angry again? Don't be angry, grandma, I will help. You teach my aunt a lesson. "

As he said that, Pan Lin slapped his aunt on the butt.。

“ah! "The aunt who was beaten covered her buttocks and shouted: "You little brat, you still dare to beat your aunt, you are going against the grain, see if I don't teach you a lesson!”

“grandmother! Pan Lin quickly made a joke and sought protection from his grandmother.

But who knew, the next second his grandmother would say: "Hit!" Kill this little brat! Let me see if you still dare to do such a thing! "

Grandma's voice immediately stunned the two of them. Why is grandma so helpful? At

this time, the aunt felt a big stone fall in her heart. She was not the one who caused the trouble with her feelings. That's fine. .

Then I became curious, what did the little guy do to make the old man so angry?

It didn’t make my aunt wonder for a long time, and a beautiful figure chased out of it, shouting: "Don't be angry, old man." , he is still a child, it is inevitable that he is ignorant! "

Although he was shouting like this, his steps were unhurried and slow, which always gave people the feeling that he didn't mean what he said.。

“Teacher Chen? The aunt looked at the man curiously and asked, "Why did Teacher Chen come to my house? Did Lin Lin get into any trouble at school?" "

After hearing this, Teacher Chen couldn't help but turn to look at grandma.

Grandma also responded in time: "Ask him what he did in school! "

The aunt also looked at Pan Lin curiously. Now that he had caused such a big trouble, the teacher came to the house to complain, but he could still calmly play with her all afternoon. This mentality is simply amazing. After hearing this ,

Pan Lin suddenly understood and said, "Oh, it's about me giving the principal a Teacher's Day gift. Teacher, you came to thank me personally. It's really not necessary. I just respect the teacher." "

After hearing this, the aunt looked at Teacher Chen in confusion. Is this the case?

“Return the gift! Grandma immediately became angry, pointed at Pan Lin and scolded: "You dig up a cannonball and send it to the principal's office, and you still have the nerve to say it's a gift!" It’s good that the principal wasn’t scared to death by you. Do you know how dangerous that thing is? "

The aunt was stunned when she heard this, and then looked at Pan Lin in disbelief and asked, "What? ! You dug up a cannonball? ! Is there such a thing? ! Pan

Lin couldn't help scratching his head and said, "Yeah, I've never seen a cannonball. I thought it was quite rare, so I gave it to the principal as a gift."。”

“Return the gift! Grandma immediately said angrily: "Do you know how dangerous it would be if the shell exploded?" ! Pan

Lin immediately shook his head and said, "I don't know. I've never seen it. Grandma, have you ever seen an artillery shell explode?" Grandma

's breath suddenly became stagnant, and then she said, "Haven't you seen it on TV?" ! A cannonball explodes into a large area. If it explodes, will you still be alive? ! Pan

Lin scratched his head, looked at his grandmother and said innocently: "Grandma, don't you always tell me that everything on TV is a lie?" "

Grandma's breath was stagnant again, and she didn't know what to say for a moment.

Seeing that Pan Lin was so quibbling, Teacher Chen immediately joined the battlefield and said, "Pan Lin, the plot on TV may be fake, but those props are not That’s a lie. In the past, when those People’s Liberation Army uncles fought in wars, you had never seen how powerful the artillery shells were. How could they do such dangerous things? After hearing this

, Pan Lin looked at Teacher Chen innocently and said, "But doesn't the teacher often tell us that we have to turn in the things we pick up? I handed them over to the principal. Is there anything wrong with that?" "

Teacher Xiao Chen's breath suddenly became stagnant. Why didn't he notice that Pan Lin was so good at blaming someone?!

Sure enough, someone who can pick up cannonballs and send them to the principal's office, how could he be someone so easy to mess with!

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