To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Flag raising platform.

Pan Dou raised his sword and pointed to the sky, looked at the sky covered with dark clouds, and shouted again and again:

"Wind, rain, thunder and lightning, break!!"

Rumble~

Rolling thunder sounded in the sky, the wind swept through the remaining leaves, and huge raindrops fell from the sky.

"Fuck, what did I see?"

"Brother Dou is calling the wind and rain!!"

"Awesome! (broken sound)"

"Brother Dou: Who the hell hasn't started a side job yet?!"

"The rain outside the window was dripping, and it continued to rain for three days and three nights..."

“Side ditty!”

"Oh, let me go, there is a picture."

"Brother Dou was at least a great witch in ancient times."

"Great witch? Who are you looking down on? In my previous life, Brother Dou was 100% a national master and a big boss at the level of Zhang Sanfeng!"

The audience in the live broadcast room discussed excitedly.

The barrage surged like a tidal wave.

in school.

Huh~

Faced with the rain, Pan Dou and the others were well prepared. Wang Dacong took out two umbrellas from his backpack and opened them.

The three of them stood under umbrellas and looked at the panicked crowd leisurely.

"The stage can take shelter from the rain."

The principal, who was also watching the excitement, covered his head with his hands and led Zhao Xinyi and the photographer towards the stage.

"Brother Dou, the three of us are so awesome, we actually asked for rain."

Wang Dacong's face was full of excitement, he raised his head and held his chest high, with a sense of accomplishment in his heart.

"You can take a vacation now."

Liu Tiezhu was also happy.

No student can resist the temptation of vacation.

The purpose of praying for rain is to take a vacation.

"Don't worry, let the rain fall for a while..."

It is not an easy thing to have a school holiday. At least there must be heavy rain levels to make it possible to have a holiday.

Pan Dou was not sure whether the rain was heavy rain level.

However, he confirmed one thing.

The "novice protection period" buff given by the system is really useful.

It rains when it comes.

From this point of view, the system has not treated him badly.

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Taoist College.

Located on Baiyun Street in Beijing.

This is an undergraduate college sponsored by the Taoist Association, specially used to cultivate Taoist talents. Those who graduate from studying here will have an undergraduate degree certificate, and they can also study for postgraduate studies here.

After graduation, I will be assigned work packages and work in various Taoist temples. I don’t have to worry about losing my job after graduation.

The employment prospects are good and the money is unlimited.

It's time between classes now.

Students who come to learn Taoism take out their mobile phones to read novels and watch short videos just like ordinary people.

One of the students was watching the increasingly popular bizarre cases of female college students and the interview video of Pan Dou.

"Haha, I'm laughing so hard. This kid is so awesome. He is born with wisdom and is suitable for practicing Taoism."

He praised Pan Dou with a smile on his face, and then entered Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room to watch with great interest.

Soon I saw the scene of Pan Dou praying for rain.

His eyes lit up, this happened to be his specialty.

Pray for rain.

But it was the specialty of ancient Taoist priests.

Modern Taoist studies no longer major in these things.

But it's still involved.

He knows a lot about this, and he is very happy to share relevant knowledge with other netizens in the barrage, enjoying the beauty of being praised.

Until he heard Pan Dou reciting the "Mulang Rain Praying Mantra" very professionally.

To be honest, this surprised him. He didn't expect a child to understand these things.

He didn't know that these things were memorized by Pan Dou from reading novels about cultivating immortals before traveling through time.

I mistakenly thought that Pan Dou really studied praying for rain.

Then he sat up and watched Pan Dou's rain praying ceremony seriously.

As he looked at it, he felt dizzy.

Child's play!

It's child's play!

What a child's play!

The statues of gods are replaced by modern singers, the talismans are replaced by magic cards, and the magic swords are replaced by toy swords, which means that the Bagua is painted in a realistic way.

The rest of the content is a mess.

Looking at the whole ceremony, it looks like children playing house.

Fortunately, he thought Pan Dou had some ability before.

Sure enough, he was worrying too much.

How can a child know how to pray for rain?

I guess it was a random imitation of the rain praying ceremony from a certain TV series.

He shook his head and prepared to exit the live broadcast room.

At this time, Pan Dou shouted "Left zero and right fire, Lei Gong helps me".

The next moment, deafening thunder suddenly sounded in the sky across the entire capital.

He was shocked and turned pale. He suddenly raised his head and saw that a large dark cloud had unknowingly rolled up in the sky.

Thunder and lightning in the dark clouds are like countless electric snakes dancing wildly.

A strong wind blew from afar, blowing away his Taoist robes.

Immediately afterwards, in the live broadcast room, Pan Dou gave an order.

Big raindrops fell from the sky and landed on his face.

The cold touch made him look sluggish.

This kid actually succeeded in praying for rain.

Coincidence or not.

The result is that Pan Dou's prayer for rain was successful.

Before he prayed for rain, the sky was clear and clear.

After he prayed for rain, there was a violent storm.

Like a miracle.

"Teacher, come out and see the immortal~"

He picked up his cell phone and ran all the way to the dojo where his Taoist teacher was.

"How is it appropriate to be in a panic? We as Taoists should pay attention to cultivating our moral character and keeping a calm mind."

In the dojo, a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a wide robe, drinking tea and reading a book, frowned and scolded his student when he saw him in such a mess.

"Teacher, students are there for a reason."

"What could possibly cause you to lose your temper?"

"Teacher, please watch the VCR!!"

In a short period of time, videos about Pan Dou praying for rain have been uploaded and received a large number of likes, comments and reposts from netizens.

"What's there to see? It's just kids playing house."

The Taoist teacher looked at Pan Dou's rain praying ceremony in the video, frowned, and commented: "The posture of holding the sword is wrong, there are no hand gestures to assist the whole process, oh, the layout of the altar is even more messy, eh, I said Why are you teasing me with a video of children playing house?"

"Besides, it's the 21st century, who is still praying for rain? Our Taoism must keep pace with the times and be scientific..."

"Left and right fire, Lei Gong helps me!!"

Boom! !

In the video, Pan Dou shouted loudly, followed by rolling thunder.

Just as the students saw this scene just now, the eyes of the Taoist teacher who was giving a lecture suddenly bulged. He stood up excitedly, pointed at Pan Dou on the screen, and looked at the pouring rain outside.

It took a long time to hold back a sentence, "Our Taoist Academy needs such talents."

"With him here, why should our Taoist academy not be happy?"

"Teacher, you were talking about science just now..."

Before the student could finish speaking, his teacher interrupted him rudely: "Talk about trivial science. What kind of science do you want to learn?"

"His grandma's fault, our Taoist practice is mainly unscientific."

"Quick, quick, quick, go get this kid's information. I want to accept him as a closed disciple."

Regardless of whether Pan Dou prayed for rain by coincidence or not.

As long as he asks for rain, it will happen.

This gimmick is there.

Their Taoist temple needs this kind of gimmick.

The heavens are full of energy, and my way is prosperous! !

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