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on the short video platform.

Videos of Pan Dou praying for rain have been edited and uploaded.

Many netizens watched the video as Pan Dou, a little boy, said "Left zero and right fire, Thunder Lord help me", directly summoning thunder all over the sky, and they were immediately paralyzed.

"Damn it, this is the legendary Five Thunder Methods!?"

"Tsk tsk, this kid is so cool."

"As a freshman, I can take a vacation thanks to the heavy rain brought by Brother Xiaozi."

"Brother Dou: Break the darkness with thunder, take a vacation!!"

Immediately afterwards, as Pan Dou shouted "Wind, rain, thunder and lightning, break", the whole sky suddenly started pouring rain, causing netizens to call him "awesome".

"Damn it, you are calling the wind and rain, little brother, are you the reincarnation of the Immortal King mentioned in the novel?"

"Has the spiritual energy revived? Wow, why didn't you notify me!?"

"I'm a little panicked. Are you guys secretly cultivating immortality without telling me?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu We agreed to be cows and horses together, but you guys born in 10 years old are actually cultivating immortals without telling us old people."

"Brothers, let's go to the live broadcast room to learn how to cultivate immortality."

"Boss, take me with you!"

As the video became popular, netizens left comments, a large number of likes and reposts.

The previous interview video about Pan Dou and the strange experiences of two college students were also uncovered by netizens.

There are also newly uploaded latest interview videos.

Netizens put them all together into a collection:

"Brother Dou's Cheating Life!" ! 》

It attracted a large number of netizens to watch.

"Oh shit, Brother Dou is so awesome."

"Wen Neng pouted the reporters speechlessly, while Wu Neng commanded the heaven and earth to move the wind and rain!"

"What kind of fairy child is this?"

"Please tune in next: Emperor Dou Tian is reborn in the city!"

"Brother Dou: Even if I am in primary school and need to receive nine years of compulsory education, I, Emperor Dou, will still be invincible in the world."

"The freshmen came to worship Brother Dou and thank him for helping us avoid the pain of military training."

"Thanks +1."

“Thanks +100.”

“Thank you +10086.”

"Damn it, I really envy you freshmen near the capital, unlike us who are so hot that we have to go through military training."

"I have decided not to hang the Dragon King statue to pray for rain tomorrow, but to hang it directly with my Brother Dou."

"Haha, this is really Brother Dou going to the altar - the Dragon King is crying!"

"Family members, who knows? I was almost dried up by the sun. Thanks to Brother Dou's intervention, I saved my life. From now on, Brother Dou, you are my father. Thank you for your life-saving grace."

"Damn it, it won't happen."

"Family members, we are in full mourning."

"I'm going to the live broadcast room to watch."

"Yes, yes, I'm going to the live broadcast room to visit my daddy."

"Brother Dou never imagined that his seniority would be lifted up several levels all of a sudden."

"Brother Dou: When you sit in the classroom, your father's name spreads all over the world."

"Brother Dou: Before he turns eighteen, he has many children and grandchildren."

"Brother Dou: Don't cue, I don't have a traitor like you."

"Haha, you are so talented."

Netizens’ funny comments pushed the popularity of this series of videos to a higher dimension.

A large number of passers-by are known to visit Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room.

Unfortunately, Pan Dou had already returned to the classroom and fell asleep with his head covered.

In the live broadcast room, Zhao Xinyi accompanied the principal to have an awkward chat.

Due to heavy rain, the original interview plan had to be changed.

We had simply taken enough campus scenery and interviewed the principal before.

Otherwise it would be really difficult to write news.

However, although Pan Dou is no longer in the live broadcast room, the legend of his brother Dou is still circulating in the world.

The barrage was all about Pan Dou.

"Where is my daddy?"

"you guess!"

"I do not guess you guess guess?"

"Are these two reporters and the principal who were almost killed by Brother Dou alone?"

"Reporter, Principal: No cue!"

"The freshmen came here to thank my Brother Dou for giving me the holiday."

"Thank you Brother Dou for saving me from the sea of ​​misery."

"Haha, it's obviously Xinyi's live broadcast room, but the comments are all fans of Brother Dou."

"The anchor's live broadcast room is very interesting, with interesting comments, active viewers and useless anchors."

"Haha, it's not very harmful, but it's very insulting."

"Please stop attacking the anchor. The anchor has been miserable enough today."

On the barrage, the audience teased Zhao Xinyi as always.

In the Beijing newspaper office.

In the department responsible for network operations.

The supervisor was leading a group of employees to stare at the real-time number of people in the live broadcast room with excitement.

"Damn it, supervisor, there are more than 300,000 people online!"

"It's popular, it's popular, our Xinyi is popular."

"We are also popular. We will soon become one of the hottest departments in the company."

"Year-end bonus, year-end bonus."

"Saint Brother Dou!!"

"Brother Dou is really our savior, saving us from fire and water."

"Wow, I can get my bonus this month, so I don't have to kneel on the washboard anymore."

After Pan Dou's video of praying for rain went viral, a large number of netizens flooded into Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room, directly increasing the real-time number to more than 300,000.

The popularity of the live broadcast room went straight from the bottom to the top of the live broadcast list.

Trampling a large group of big internet celebrities under their feet.

This is nothing short of a miracle.

The operations department of the short video platform also mistakenly thought that some ignorant boy was messing with data.

Only by looking at the data can we explain why Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room suddenly became popular.

However, after investigation, they discovered to their horror that Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room had reached the top of the live broadcast list due to its strength.

It just depends on Pan Dou's strength.

In the platform hot list.

Videos related to Pan Dou have been on the rise.

Pan Dou's video of praying for rain shot directly to the top of the hot list.

The popularity reached over 20 million.

His three interview videos also ranked fifth, seventh and eleventh.

Two college student videos related to him also ranked in the top ten.

To sum it up in three words:

Dominated the list!

Pan Dou directly dominates the platform's hot list with his personal strength.

Under such circumstances, it is only natural that the popularity of the live broadcast room can be ranked first on the list.

Zhao Xinyi became the biggest victim of this incident, because the video of her being stabbed to death by a primary school student has been widely circulated.

The whole internet is laughing at her.

She has become a classic negative case in the journalism industry.

It is destined to be used as a model.

It is very likely that it will be selected into the journalism department textbooks of major communication universities in the future.

She may be included in the textbooks of her alma mater due to her true ability.

Leave your name in history!

To a certain extent, Zhao Xinyi returned home in an alternative way.

certainly.

While her reputation was ruined, she also became the biggest beneficiary of this incident.

Take advantage of this big wave of enthusiasm.

In just a few hours, her account skyrocketed to hundreds of thousands of followers.

I can’t say that this rate of increase in followers has been unprecedented, but it is second to none.

I don’t know how many little Internet celebrities I envy who pretend to be ugly and stupid.

They work hard to pretend to be monkeys online for people to watch.

But it can't gain many fans.

However, Zhao Xinyi only failed once in an interview and immediately gained hundreds of thousands of followers.

It really pisses me off.

It is estimated that Yucai Primary School will soon become a check-in point for these small Internet celebrities.

And Pan Dou will become the interview target they are chasing.

Who doesn’t want to become famous overnight? ?

They never dreamed of it.

As long as they can become famous, they are willing to let them eat shit.

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