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"Wow, look at the little boy not far away. Isn't he cool? Let's go interview him and ask him why he is so sad?"

She points joyfully to Pan Dou, reminding the studio audience of information about her interview subject.

The photographer also moved the lens in time.

Under the fluttering five-star red flag, Pan Dou's bleak figure came into the eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Wow, what a cool kid."

"I really want to pinch his little face."

"Is this the legendary boy next door?"

"Inexplicably I think he is so handsome!!"

"Damn it, I've dropped one spot in the world's beauty rankings."

"This kid has grown up to be so charming that so many little girls..."

"Attention, parents of female students in this school, be careful of your precious girls being abducted."

"Haha, this kid looks so young."

Zhao Xinyi selected the target and immediately stepped forward to interview with her long legs.

And Pan Dou had already noticed this unique beautiful reporter, staring at her for a moment, and asked casually like a little adult: "Is something wrong?"

Zhao Xinyi knelt down, showed a friendly and enthusiastic smile, stretched the microphone to Pan Dou, and asked with a smile:

"Hello kid, can my sister ask your name?"

Pan Dou leaned on the railing, put her hands in her pockets, glanced at the press pass on her chest strangely, and then replied: "My big name is Pan Dou, and my nickname is Pan Dou'er. If you don't like to be called, you can call me Brother Dou, I can bear it."

He relived his life, and his actual age was 100% older than the female reporter in front of him, whose eyes revealed clarity and stupidity.

So it makes perfect sense for him to call himself Brother Dou.

Brother Dou! ?

Phew~

Zhao Xinyi was amused by Pan Dou's serious answer.

Pan Dou's eyes changed slightly, and then he started to smile, even brighter than the female reporter.

You're kidding me, right? Waiting will keep you from laughing.

He was holding back a lot of resentment about going to school and was worried that he had no place to vent.

This female reporter was lucky enough to hit him directly with her gun.

He must take revenge on society today.

"Haha, this kid is so interesting."

"When you come out to hang out, you have to talk about power and background. Which path are you from?"

“It turns out he’s a primary school student~”

"Anchor, call Brother Dou, or my head will be knocked off."

The audience in the live broadcast room was immediately blown away by Pan Dou's simple self-introduction, and the barrage was filled with laughter.

Ahem! !

As if realizing that her laughter was a bit impolite, Zhao Xinyi suppressed the crazy raised corners of her mouth, suppressed her laughter, and asked with a smile: "Kid Pan Dou, can I ask you a question?"

"casual."

Pan Dou narrowed his eyes and shrugged indifferently.

"Kid Pan Dou, my sister just saw you with a sad face. Is there something on your mind? Can you tell me the reason?"

Zhao Xinyi started directly, preparing to introduce the following topic.

For example, she has predicted that Pan Dou is most likely to be so sad because of going to school, so she will enlighten Pan Dou to study hard, guide him upward every day, and spread positive energy in society.

"Because of school."

"What's there to worry about in school?"

Zhao Xinyi looked as if this was the case, eager to follow her script.

Pan Dou glanced sideways at Zhao Xinyi and sighed in the tone of an adult dealing with a child: "You will understand when you are my age."

The bleak tone sounded like an old man lamenting the past in this mortal world.

And he was indeed lamenting that young people who graduated from college were reborn as elementary school students.

Only those who have experienced something like this can understand his sorrow.

"Well……"

Zhao Xinyi was dumbfounded. She had never expected Pan Dou to answer like this.

You'll understand when you get to my age.

It sounds okay at first, but the problem is, Pan Dou is just a primary school student! !

A little kid emits grown-up emotions.

Is this reasonable?

The photographer also stumbled and almost threw the camera in his hand.

What kind of kid is this? Is he so mature?

"Haha, seeing the host's confused expression makes me laugh so hard."

"Brother Photographer, please take it easy. Cameras are very expensive and you don't want to take out a loan to work."

"This kid is a bit interesting."

"Haha, I admit it, I laughed."

"You'll understand when you get to my age... Well, I never expected such an answer."

"If he had a cigarette in his hand, it would be a killer."

Seeing the anchor frustrated, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"It can be seen that the kid Pan Dou has a humorous nature and he should have many friends at school."

Zhao Xinyi came back to her senses, feeling extremely embarrassed in her heart, but on the surface she still explained what had just happened in an understatement, lifting up the hair that fell by her ears, she asked gently again, "Were you worried about your studies just now? "

This time, she went straight to the point, leaving only "yes" and "no" answers for Pan Dou.

This will prevent Pan Dou from being unscrupulous and speaking uncontrollably, and once again saying things that will make people embarrassed.

However, how could Pan Dou make her wish come true?

He curled his lips and said, "Don't ask about adults' matters."

"ah!?"

Zhao Xinyi was confused again. What's the big deal?

She looked at Pan Dou, who was only eight or nine years old, his whole body messy in the wind.

"Haha, no, I'm going to laugh."

"Don't ask about adults' matters... Why does this kid talk so interestingly?"

"Absolutely amazing, Brother Dou speaks in perfect detail, and every sentence is a joke."

"Good news: it's the flower of the motherland; bad news: it's the piranha."

"Today's live broadcast was so effective."

"I woke up early just to see beautiful women, but I didn't expect to see such an interesting interview. It was worth it."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy, and the barrages kept coming.

Zhao Xinyi looked at the barrages flashing on the screen of her mobile phone, and her heart was filled with chills. She had never seen such a large number of barrages during her live broadcast for so long.

There are no true fans here, they are all fucking negative fans.

Ahem! !

The photographer brother saw that his stupid reporter was confused, and immediately coughed to remind him that this was a live broadcast.

Zhao Xinyi reacted, smiled awkwardly, raised the microphone to Pan Dou's mouth, and asked in a gentle tone:

"Kid, who taught you these words? It's not something you kids can say. Did you hear it from an adult at home?"

She didn't believe that a child of Pan Dou's age could say such mature words.

It should be influenced by parents in life and learned from them.

It’s perfectly normal for children to imitate their parents’ speech.

Hearing this, Pan Dou smiled contemptuously and looked at the reporter with disdain, "Age does not mean experience. I have walked on more bridges than you have eaten salt."

"Sir, times have changed."

I am a time traveler, so please don’t scream at me here.

I can't kill you!

"ah!?"

Zhao Xinyi opened her mouth wide and stood there in a daze, her expression full of grievances.

Pout, she was pout again.

I want to cry.

She is an outstanding student who graduated from the Communication University and is an Internet celebrity reporter promoted by Beijing Daily. She can't tell a single child in front of the audience in the live broadcast room.

This is so embarrassing.

She has even anticipated that she might become a hot topic of discussion among netizens tomorrow.

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