To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Woof woof~

It was the familiar way of clearing the way again, the little internet celebrity broke out of the crowd and quickly approached Pan Dou.

And Pan Dou has already noticed the existence of this little internet celebrity.

After all, Teddy's barking is too noticeable.

Seeing the little internet celebrity coming straight towards him, a strange flash flashed in Pan Dou's eyes. The purpose was too clear.

I didn’t expect that I would be so popular on my first day at school.

He muttered in his heart, but did not dodge, looking at the little internet celebrity carelessly.

Many parents nearby also got to know Pan Dou through short videos.

Seeing this scene, I stopped to watch the show with great interest.

When the little internet celebrity saw Pan Dou stop entering the school gate, he felt happy immediately. He pulled Teddy towards him, squatted down with a bright smile and said hello: "Hi, Brother Dou, nice to meet you."

Pan Dou tilted his head, blinked, looked at the little internet celebrity, and asked curiously: "How happy are you!?"

His eyes were sincere, as if an ignorant child was seriously asking for answers.

"@#￥￥……"

Faced with Pan Dou's words, the little internet celebrity looked confused.

When I said "Nice to meet you" it was just a casual remark. Shouldn't you say "Me too"?

What a joy! ?

What the hell is this answer! ?

puff! !

The parents around him burst out laughing.

This child is indeed just like in the video, too poor.

"It's appeared, it's appeared, Doudou is the only one who can kill you when you meet him."

"I'm so happy... Damn it, Brother Dou's answers are so amazing, they are always beyond my expectations."

"Brother Dou's brain circuit is different from that of normal people!"

"Haha, the anchor was stunned."

"Brother Dou looked up to the sky and sighed: The master is lonely, and there is no single enemy in the world."

"Brother Dou roared: Who else!?"

"Brother Dou is picking his nose: carry him away, next one."

"Xinyi: Now you know my pain!!"

"All college students, please come out. After the last interview video and the arguments over the past two days, no college student victims have appeared. I declare that Brother Dou's curse has been officially broken."

"I am a college student. I am upright and fearless. I am not afraid of anything. I will watch Brother Dou's video with my real name."

"Wow, finally I don't have to risk my life to watch Brother Dou's videos."

"Emperor Dou Tian: We are busy fighting against Japan, don't cue."

Seeing the little internet celebrity being stabbed to death by Pan Dou just like Zhao Xinyi, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Well... Anyway, I'm very happy..."

Because of Pan Dou's unexpected answer, the little internet celebrity's mind went blank, as if her tongue was tied, and she stammered to explain how happy she was.

"That's it, then I'm glad to meet you too."

Pan Dou nodded with satisfaction, then his eyes fell on Teddy, his eyes lit up, and he asked happily: "Auntie, can I touch this dog!?"

Ah, auntie! ?

The little Internet celebrity's mentality almost exploded. For this "accidental encounter", she deliberately got up early and put on full makeup, dressing herself up beautifully, hoping to avoid being called "auntie".

As a result, Pan Dou still likes to refer to older women as "aunties" as always.

Although I have already watched Zhao Xinyi’s interview, I am mentally prepared.

But she couldn't accept the sudden onset.

She forced a smile and said gently and politely: "Brother Dou, please call me sister."

If it were anyone else, she would have scolded her long ago.

But since she is live broadcasting now, she cannot ruin her character. Secondly, Pan Dou is very popular and can easily cause a storm of public opinion.

So she could only swallow this breath.

Keep smiling.

Pan Dou hesitated for a moment, then nodded in agreement with the little internet celebrity's suggestion, and asked again: "Auntie, can I touch this sister?"

“@#￥￥!!!”

The little internet celebrity's eyes widened, and she suddenly wanted to curse her.

Little brat, look what you are talking about! ?

I mean calling me sister, not sister Teddy.

Why, you can’t understand human language! ?

"Ha ha!!"

Pan Dou's words directly made all the parents present laugh.

This is a great answer.

Laughing to death.

"Haha, no, no, no, I'm going to laugh."

"Brother Dou was so funny that he burned up the host's CPU."

"Brother Dou: Hey, I won't call you sister, just for fun."

"Brother Dou: It's impossible to call me sister. You old aunt can't even think of taking advantage of me."

"Brother Dou: If you fight with me, you are still far behind."

"Brother Dou: Please invite the next victim."

"Anchor, you don't think that Brother Dou will let you go because you are a stranger, do you?"

"For Brother Dou, Xinyi was once a stranger. Look at her fate."

"Brother Dou: I would rather kill the wrong person than let him go."

As the news of Pan Dou's appearance in the live broadcast room spread, a large number of netizens flooded into the live broadcast room. They were all amused when they saw Pan Dou pouting at the anchor.

This kid is really awesome.

Come and poke one.

"Auntie, can I touch this sister?"

Seeing the little internet celebrity stunned, Pan Dou asked again with an innocent face.

His sincere appearance made it difficult to tell whether he was doing it on purpose.

"Uh...c-ok."

The little internet celebrity smiled reluctantly and nodded blankly, constantly comforting himself in his heart.

Auntie, just be auntie!

He is not the first victim.

It does not matter.

Thinking of this, she finally got through this and said to Pan Dou with a smile on her face: "Brother Dou, my Teddy is very cute. You can touch it if you want. It doesn't matter."

She was secretly delighted, the idea of ​​taking a puppy out was such a great idea.

It can not only open the way, but also win the love of children, increase mutual interaction, and stay popular for a longer period of time.

Sisters are really geniuses.

"Thank you, auntie!!"

With the permission of the little internet celebrity, Pan Dou looked at Teddy with a smile and slowly stretched out his little hand to touch it.

And Teddy no longer looked as ferocious as before, but sat obediently on the ground, sticking out his tongue and waiting for him to stroke him.

Seeing this scene, the little internet celebrity smiled proudly, and other parents also smiled knowingly when they saw Pan Dou's heart-warming behavior.

Netizens are also looking forward to the heartwarming scene of Pan Dou happily petting the puppy.

Some online painters are even preparing to take screenshots and paint to create a wave of popularity.

However, the next second...

Snapped! !

Under everyone's stunned gaze, Pan Dou slapped Teddy on the face with his backhand.

"???"

The little internet celebrities, parents and all the netizens in the live broadcast room were all confused.

Oh no, it’s the warm scene we promised! ?

You gave me a backhand slap! ?

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