To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Holy shit, shit, Teddy actually vomited."

"Ugh~ I almost threw up at breakfast."

"Haha, I knew that my behavior, Emperor Dou, would not be so simple."

"Brother Dou couldn't have predicted that the dog would vomit, right!?"

"Yes, yes, spinning in circles like this will at most make the dog faint. The vomiting is most likely caused by the anchor saying he is not feeling well."

"Not feeling well + spinning around like crazy...the host is in bad luck."

"Haha, this is the first time I know what a sharp crack sounds like!?"

"College Student Instructor: We are taking the students to the emergency room, please do not cue, thank you!!"

"Haha, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it!!"

"Put the electronic wooden fish here and let everyone laugh."

Seeing the anchor's unlucky appearance, netizens were overjoyed.

The live broadcast room was full of laughter and laughter.

Meanwhile, clever people have started editing the video.

Pan Dou was originally a hot spot, but now the live broadcast content is so interesting and exciting.

They had anticipated the potential for the video to go viral.

So I immediately worked overtime to cut the video out.

The school gate.

Seeing the disgusting vomit on her body, the little internet celebrity felt like crying and almost wanted to throw away the teddy in her hand.

In front of the entire live broadcast room audience, she was vomited all over by the dog.

This incident will definitely accompany her throughout her live broadcast career.

For her, it was both lucky and unfortunate.

Fortunately, she has a meme, which can greatly increase netizens' attention to her and fan loyalty.

Unfortunately, this meme is similar to a powerful goat smelling its smelly feet. People will doubt or tease her about whether she has body odor, which will cause her to spit out puppies.

The whole thing was quickly uploaded to the short video platform, and was paired with the magical BGM "The Magic of Love Turns in Circles", and was followed, commented and forwarded by a large number of netizens.

"Who matched the BGM... it's so damn graphic."

"The magic of love goes round and round~"

"This accent is amazing."

"What are you talking about? I thought my sister had an accent too!"

"Haha, the host had to think so hard that he dared to take a photo with Brother Dou. The last person who dared to interview Brother Dou was Zhao Xinyi, and she is still missing."

"In ancient times, goats smelled stinky feet, but now teddy dogs vomit all over themselves and suffer the old sin."

"Tell me clearly, who suffers, the animals or the people?"

"you guess!!"

"Damn it, you actually used Brother Dou's famous saying to tease me."

"Auntie, can I touch this sister!?"

"Pfft, Brother Dou still knows how to say it."

"Haha, I was originally going to use Kaiselu for constipation, but now I just spray it with laughter."

"Damn it, you're the one laughing and squirting in the toilet? His grandma, I thought some naughty kid was blowing up the toilet!"

Netizens were overjoyed to watch the unlucky appearance of the little internet celebrity in the video, and started making crazy memes online.

Pan Dou’s video became popular on short video platforms again.

This popularity once again attracted the attention of the network operations department of Beijing Daily.

The supervisor secretly glanced at Zhao Xinyi, who had returned from vacation, thought for a moment, got up and went out to call the principal of Yucai Primary School.

If he can't handle Zhao Xinyi, why can't he still win over her?

If the principal is not good, call the president; if the president is not good, call the parents.

There is always someone who can direct Zhao Xinyi to do her work.

Hey, I'm really smart.

The corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a fox-like smile.

When faced with the call from the newspaper director, the principal quickly agreed.

Originally, the principal had taken a fancy to Pan Dou's popularity and planned to use it to promote it and attract some funds.

He has already thought of the form of publicity.

It's just a public class.

In the name of the student Pan Dou, it attracts netizens to watch and shows the school’s old facilities and teaching resources.

Win the sympathy of netizens.

In order to raise funds to repair the school and realize his ambitions.

During the morning meeting, he had already explained the entire plan to Zheng Qian, the head teacher of Class 1, Grade 1, and hoped that she would cooperate with the school in launching this open class.

No special preparation is required, just attend class as normal.

This can better show the real classroom.

Of course, that's what he said, but as a class teacher and Chinese teacher, Zheng Qian couldn't treat the open class as an ordinary class.

In particular, this open class is shown to the public in the form of live broadcast.

She needs to prepare more carefully.

Even if it's just temporary fixing, it's better than doing nothing.

Originally, the principal planned to reopen an exclusive account for the school. Now that the newspaper director called, he thought for a while and thought that he could cooperate with the newspaper. Zhao Xinyi would live broadcast, edit it afterwards, and then upload it to the school's video account.

Gradually attract fans and become bigger and stronger.

Then you can go it alone.

Pan Dou will study in school for another six years, which is a long time to slowly gain popularity.

Thinking about it, I am really happy and lucky. When I was preparing to express my ambition, I met a little lucky star who could help him realize his planned ambition faster.

In the future, with this performance and my performance in my prime, I might be able to take a step further and take a position in the Education Bureau.

It is not impossible to save ten years of detours.

Little kid Pan Dou, I, the principal, want to make progress so much, you have to help me!

The principal stood at the window, hands behind his back, looking at the children running and playing in the playground under the morning sun, with a happy smile on his face.

For all this, Pan Dou does not know.

After he entered the school gate, he went straight to his classroom.

At this time, the classroom had already turned into a chaotic dance of demons and people doing all sorts of things.

Sleeping on the table, eating spicy noodles, fighting and quarreling, etc.

A bunch of little devils who are just living in the world.

"Brother Dou, Brother Dou!!"

The moment he stepped into the classroom, sharp-eyed Wang Dacong rushed over, holding a lightsaber high, and said proudly: "Look at me..."

He pointed his sword towards the sky and shouted:

"Left and right fire, Lei Gong helps me!!"

"..."

Pan Dou twitched the corner of his mouth, isn't this my move?

"handsome or not!?"

"Handsome, handsome, handsome, cricket's cricket!"

Pan Dou nodded perfunctorily.

"Haha, after I sent you a video last time, I gained a group of little fans."

Wang Dacong raised his head and chest, full of confidence.

"Smart, what nonsense are you talking about? It's obviously Brother Dou that everyone admires, so it's none of your business."

Liu Tiezhu wore a toy gun on his waist, which clearly exposed Wang Dacong's fantasy.

"Ah ah ah, silly pillar, take one strike from my sword~ Iai Slash!!"

"You're so smart, I'm afraid of you, take my shot~ draw the gun and kill me!!"

The two got into a fight with guns and swords.

"Brother Dou, Brother Dou, teach me how to thunder, I will kill those little devils!"

"I want to learn too, I want to learn too. I want to kill my dad and let him beat me with a belt all day long."

"I'm going to blow up the school so I don't have to go to school and can sleep and play games at home."

"I'm going to blow up the sun and kill me."

Sure enough, a bunch of little cubs came to Pan Dou excitedly with long sticks. They wanted to learn Taoism from his master with admiration on their faces, and they all had lofty ideals.

It can be seen that they are all good disciples of Taoism.

Pan Dou looked strange. He didn't expect that his classmates were young and ambitious. They already had dreams of changing the world at a young age.

Well, it is worth encouraging, but for the peace of the world.

He decided not to teach.

The key is that he doesn’t know how to do it either!

He still wants to learn it himself!

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